Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #words #unwords #AdultApron
Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today! myHeartbeat
#inside #words #unwords #Wristwatch
Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this fabric featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made you'll enjoy creating with this bridge attitude fabric with the truism bridge saying that will make other bridge players stop and wink! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry intelligent side with this skateboard gift featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Brainy humor gift for skaterboarders and non-skateboarders! myWarning
#warning #mind #inside #words #SkateboardDeck
Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with this yellow diamond warning tee featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor today! myWarning
#warning #investor #sign #economics #markets #TShirt
Are you indestructible? Showcase your wry cerebral localization attitude with any of these gifts featuring Phineas Gage an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for his improbable survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe. Gage is often discussed in neurology psychology and related disciplines with respect to understanding the mind-body connection. These gifts all include the truism caption "Indestructible". myPsychology
Showcase your wry educational stats side with any of these gifts featuring positive and negative skewness. No need to be a statistician mathematician or psychology to enjoy tongue-in-cheek definition attitude with this saying: "Toward Which Side Are You Skewed?" Positive skew shows the right tail being longer; negative skew shows the left tail is longer. Gifts for all those with a skewed outlook! myStatistician
Statisticians psychologists mathematicians economists and anyone who works with statistics on a daily basis will enjoy this memorable stats humor saying tie featuring the bell curve along with the caption "Wired For Statistics". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent educational style with this statistical attitude necktie! Featuring percentages under the curve along with the normal distribution curve (Gaussian distribution). myStatistician
Krebs cycle attitude is found on this pair of socks featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the following rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemistry humor today! No need to be an organic chemist or biochemist to enjoy. myBiochemistry
Showcase your biochemical side with this binder featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational scientific binder featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable biological attitude binder for anyone who knows how ATP is produced in plants! myBiochemistry
Showcase the hormones in the brain and thyroid with any of these gifts featuring the different hormones complete with all key labels along with the tongue-in-cheek anatomical saying "Filled To The Brim With Hormones". Make others do a double-take about how many hormones are actually associated with their head (brain thyroid etc.) with any of these anatomical science humor gifts! myAnatomical
No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask! myAnatomical
Are you frequently lost in translation? Showcase your chemistry and biochemistry geek side with this ribonucleic acid molecule humor gift tee that says "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Science humor gift for all those who are often lost in translation! No need to be a translator to enjoy! myMolecularBiology
#ribonucleic #acid #structure #chemistry #biochemistry #TShirt
No need to work in the medical field to know what a normal heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG). Make others do a double-take with this "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm" mousepad. Wry educational attitude mousepad for anyone with a heartbeat and who know about life's rhythm! myHeartbeat
#heartbeats #life #rhythm #heartbeat #MousePad
Showcase your wry medical sense of humor with this bandana featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Normal Pulse Inside". Memorable geek humor bandana for anyone who exhibits a normal pulse! myHeartbeat
#normal #pulse #inside #heartbeat #Bandana
Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid! myMolecularBiology
#unwind #with #molecular #biology #BabyBodysuit
Do you know that the seahorse -- i.e. Family Syngnathidae -- is the only family in nature where there's a "male pregnancy". Perfect gift tee for seahorse lovers everywhere. Showcase your biological scientific side with a dose of trivia fun! myEcology
Showcase your wry psychological side at work and elsewhere with this planner featuring a symbol of a person sitting inside a jar along with the following sound observation: "You Cannot Read The Label If You Are Sitting Inside The Jar". Comes the following sound advice as well as a caption: "Ergo Resolve To Leave The Jar From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take at both life and work with this humorous reminder planner! myPsychology
Showcase your wry Higgs Boson physics side with this clock featuring the standard model of the Higgs field along with the saying "My Sub-Atomic View Of The World". Memorable educational geek attitude clock for any quantum physicist! myPhysics
#subatomic #view #RoundClock
Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence! myStatistician
Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following sound advice for all who desire to compete with others: "Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Keep fellow duplicate bridge players guessing at what you mean with this intellectual bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge observation: "Duplicate Bridge Is A Cathartic Game". No need to be emotional about the game of duplicate bridge to enjoy! myBridgePlayer
Do you consider yourself a statistical person? Do you have a statistical personality? Showcase wry stats attitude with any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian distribution curve) along with the truism caption "Statistical Personality". Complete with percentages and z-scores! Educational statistics humor for all with personality! myStatistician
Do you play too much bridge? Are you a sleep deprived bridge player? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this luggage tag featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Sleep Deprived Bridge Player Inside". Memorable bridge saying for all who play in bridge tournaments and are sleep deprived because of it! myBridgePlayer
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor comes alive on this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that many astute bridge tournament players will agree with: "Bridge Is A Social Game That Attracts A Substantial Number Of Antisocial People". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this tongue-in-cheek bridge sarcasm cotton/polyester face mask. myBridgePlayer
If you are hosting a networking event or gathering of open minded people you'll enjoy these customizable paper napkins featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Open Mindset Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry anatomical attitude at your next meet and greet event or gathering! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry math geek side with this poster featuring a formulaic illustration of the following saying: "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Great poster for any math teacher! myMathematician
#saying #equation #equivalent #equal #Poster
Showcase your probabilistic attitude with this poster featuring the "Probability Mass Function Of Sum Of Two Dice". myMathematician
#probability #mass #function #Poster
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biochemistry with this drink mix featuring the ATP molecule in ball-and-stick form. Comes with the educational scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Living Things". myBiochemistry
Are you frequently lost in translation? No need to know about protein synthesis to enjoy wry biochemistry humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying that is applicable in life: "If I Am Lost In Translation Just Blame My RNA". Make others do a double-take about language and meaning with this quirky scientific saying fabric! myBiochemistry
No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable face mask for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry molecular biology / molecular ecology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are referring to: "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". myWarning
#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #Notebook
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biochemistry with this binder featuring the ATP molecule in ball-and-stick form. Comes with the educational scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Living Things". myBiochemistry
