If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Large Tote Bag

Ad: If Bridge Is Just A Game Then Grand Canyon Hole Large Tote Bag

If you treat the game of bridge seriously you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be! myBridgePlayer

Entanglement Motto Of My Life (Quantum Physics) Round Clock

Ad: Entanglement Motto Of My Life (Quantum Physics) Round Clock

Showcase your wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics attitude toward life with a dose of geek humor with this clock featuring quantum entanglement via the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics -- i.e. Schrödinger's cat in both states dead and/or alive. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about life with a dose of scientific fun: "Entanglement Motto Of My Life". Memorable clock for any person who cannot decide which state of matter one is in! myPhysics

#quantum #physics #mechanics #entanglement #RoundClock

Mentally By The Game Of Bridge (Humor) Playing Cards

Ad: Mentally By The Game Of Bridge (Humor) Playing Cards

Do you play bridge or duplicate bridge? Do you feel the sting -- the mental anguish -- after going down 1100 or 1400? Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Mentally By The Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what happens when one plays the maddening game of bridge with these bridge saying gifts! myPsychology

Which Universe Do You Live In? T-Shirt

Ad: Which Universe Do You Live In? T-Shirt

Ask yourself and others this galactic humor question: "Which universe do you live in?" No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy scientific attitude! Perfect gift tee for anyone who lives in this universe and desires to provoke thought in others about the kind of universe that they live in! Quantum fun for all! myPhysics

#physics #quantum #universe #galaxy #galactic #TShirt

To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams Face Mask

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Meteorologists and weather fans will enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a diagram of the two jet streams on Earth along with the scientific truism caption "To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams". myEarthScience

#predict #weather #know #your #FaceMask

Powered By Biochemistry Krebs Cycle Geek Humor Fabric

Ad: Powered By Biochemistry Krebs Cycle Geek Humor Fabric

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude side with this fabric featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Make everyone do a double-take about what everyone is powered by with the scientific truism saying "Powered By Biochemistry" the next time you create and make items with this fabric. myBiochemistry

Where Does Your Fault Lie? Geology Humor Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Where Does Your Fault Lie? Geology Humor Jigsaw Puzzle

Ask yourself and others with wry geological attitude "Where Does Your Fault Lie?" with any of the these earth science humor gifts! Featuring subduction zone with labels. Make everyone do a double-take today with psychological double-entendre educational attitude! Plate tectonics humor gifts which are not just for geologists! myEarthScience

#geology #psychology #subduction #zone #plate #JigsawPuzzle

Evolution Of Life A Timeline Biology Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Evolution Of Life A Timeline Biology Slip-On Sneakers

Showcase your scientific biological side with this timeline of the evolution of life from Earth's inception to the present. Title and caption says it all for all biology fans: "Evolution Of Life A Timeline". Educational scientific attitude pair of slip-on sneakers for any evolutionary biologist! myEvolution

#evolution #life #timeline #SlipOnSneakers

Evolution Of Life A Timeline Biology Fabric

Ad: Evolution Of Life A Timeline Biology Fabric

Showcase your scientific biological side with this timeline of the evolution of life from Earth's inception to the present. Title and caption says it all for all biology fans: "Evolution Of Life A Timeline". Educational scientific attitude fabric for any evolutionary biologist! myEvolution

#evolution #life #timeline #Fabric

Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Planner

Ad: Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Planner

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with this planner featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor planner for anyone who understands that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation! myWork

#duplicate #bridge #game #Planner

Team Statistics (Normal Distribution Curve Stats) Notebook

Ad: Team Statistics (Normal Distribution Curve Stats) Notebook

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy this educational wry statistics notebook featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve) complete with percentages and Z-scores. Make others do a double-take about exactly what team you are on with this "Team Statistics" notebook! myStatistician

Lateral Thinker Inside Brain Geek Humor Socks

Ad: Lateral Thinker Inside Brain Geek Humor Socks

Are you a lateral thinker? Do you think in a non-linear manner? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Lateral Thinker Inside". Any creative thinker will enjoy this pair of socks! myAnatomical

Awesome DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Jigsaw Puzzle

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If you are not modest about your DNA you'll enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific jigsaw puzzle featuring DNA replication along with the immodest saying "Awesome DNA Inside". Complete with labels of all key parts of DNA replication. Timeless humor puzzle for anyone who believe that he or she has awesome DNA inside! myMolecularBiology

#replication #acid #JigsawPuzzle

I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned Skin Layer Scarf

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Are you a thick-skinned person? Showcase your mettle with a dose of wry anatomical humor with this scarf featuring the five layers of the epidermis the largest organ of the human body along with the truism saying "I Have Always Been Called Thick-Skinned". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek educational health and medicine humor with this scarf! Memorable scarf for any athlete entrepreneur or anyone who has been called thick-skinned! myAnatomical

Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? Geometry Mouse Pad

Ad: Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? Geometry Mouse Pad

No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry the Euler line pronounced "oiler" is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle including the orthocenter the circumcenter the centroid and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query on this mousepad: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?" myMathematician

#math #geometry #eulers #line #MousePad

Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Classic Round Sticker

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No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future! myProgrammer

#time #machine #inside #open #source #ClassicRoundSticker

Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Scarf

Ad: Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Scarf

Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on this scarf featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek advice for anyone who thinks: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor scarf for philosophers teachers and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind! myAnatomical

Genetics Counselor Inside (DNA Replication) Business Card

Ad: Genetics Counselor Inside (DNA Replication) Business Card

If you work in the field of genetics counseling you'll enjoy introducing yourself with these business cards featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics Counselor Inside". myMolecularBiology

#biologist #genetic #counselor #inside #biology #BusinessCard

Reboot Needed Brain Anatomy Geek Humor Planner

Ad: Reboot Needed Brain Anatomy Geek Humor Planner

Do you need a reboot now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with this planner featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with this "Reboot Needed" planner! myAnatomical

Reboot Needed Brain Anatomy Geek Humor 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Reboot Needed Brain Anatomy Geek Humor 3 Ring Binder

Do you need a reboot now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with this binder featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with this "Reboot Needed" binder! myAnatomical

We Are All Genetic Engineers (Gene Splicing) Round Clock

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Showcase your wry educational scientific gene splicer side with this clock featuring the formation of mature RNA along with the following biological truism: "We Are All Genetic Engineers". Make others do a double-take on what genetic engineering is all about with a dose of gene splicing humor today! myMolecularBiology

#genetic #engineers #RoundClock

Logic Operations Found Inside Hasse Diagram Apron

Ad: Logic Operations Found Inside Hasse Diagram Apron

Do you think logically? Showcase your wry logic side with this all-over print apron featuring the Hasse diagram along with the caption "Logic Operations Found Inside". Note: The Hasse diagram was created by Wikipedia user Lipedia. Make others do a double-take at your and / or operational side today with this all-over print apron! myMathematician

#operations #operational #logic #logician #math #Apron

Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". myBridgePlayer

Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Round Clock

Ad: Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Round Clock

Economics humor comes alive on this clock featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor clock! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myEconomics

#equilibrium #economics #RoundClock

Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside Brain Humor Notebook

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Showcase your wry brainy side with this notebook featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on the kind of day that you're having: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myWarning

#warning #mind #inside #words #Notebook

Warning! Reactor Inside (Nuclear Power Reactor) Round Clock

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Is there a nuclear reactor inside of you? No need to be a nuclear physicist -- although it helps -- to enjoy any of these wry technology diagram gifts featuring the inputs and outputs of a nuclear power reactor along with the saying "Warning! Reactor Inside". Sound advice gifts for anyone who just keeps humming along! Memorable tongue-in-cheek gifts for anyone who works in nuclear power industry! myWarning

#nuclear #reactor #radioactive #geek #warning #RoundClock

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Baby T-Shirt

Ad: Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Baby T-Shirt

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myPsychology

How Much Free Energy Do You Have? Chemistry Humor Doormat

Ad: How Much Free Energy Do You Have? Chemistry Humor Doormat

Showcase your wry chemistry / biochemistry sense of humor with this doormat featuring a graph showing the difference in both activation energy and time of the reaction when an enzyme is present along with the following rhetorical question: 'How Much Free Energy Do You Have?" Classic geek humor door mat for anyone who thinks about activation energy in life! myBiochemistry

Statistics Art Science Of Formalizing Intuitive 3 Ring Binder

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Bell curve attitude is alive and well on this binder featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Formalizing The Intuitive". No need to be a psychologist or statistician or mathematician to enjoy! Memorable stats humor binder for anyone who knows about the discipline of statistics! myStatistician

In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model? 3 Ring Binder

Ad: In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model? 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your wry biochemical and psychological humor with this binder featuring the induced-fit model along with the key questions that you should ask of yourself and others: "In Life Do You Follow The Induced-Fit Model?" Educational existential geek humor binder featuring the enzyme-substrate complex along with products. No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy! myBiochemistry

Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon Oxytocin Humor Socks

Ad: Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon Oxytocin Humor Socks

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this pair of socks featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor pair of socks today! myBiochemistry

In Life Are You Catalytic Enough? Enzyme Humor Fleece Blanket

Ad: In Life Are You Catalytic Enough? Enzyme Humor Fleece Blanket

Showcase your wry biochemistry side with this tongue-in-cheek educational scientific fleece blanket featuring the enzyme-substrate model of the induced-fit hypothesis. Includes the following query that will always make you do a double-take on what you are doing with your life: "In Life Are You Catalytic Enough?" No need to be a scientist biologist or biochemist to enjoy bundling up with this fleece blanket! myBiochemistry

In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Socks

Ad: In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Socks

Showcase your wry citric acid cycle side with this pair of socks featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle". Memorable biochemistry geek humor scientific saying pair of socks for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry

Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Plaque

Ad: Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Plaque

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today! myAnatomical