Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a psychologist neurologist or philosopher to enjoy wry anatomical brain humor with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable science humor bandana for any thinker! myPsychology
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy this bandana featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically this bandana features the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude bandana for anyone who works in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myPhysics
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #Bandana
No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy this wry statistical humor matchbox featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with this educational geek humor stats attitude matchbox! myStatistician
Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this bath mat featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" myPhysics
#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #BathMat
No need to be a physicist to understand atmospheric electromagnetic transmittance with a dose of wry geek humor on this psychological fabric featuring the common rhetorical question: "What Wavelength Are You On?" Memorable science humor fabric for any creator or maker who converses with other people and who finds that one is frequently having a different conversation that one had expected! myPhysics
#what #wavelength #Fabric
Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with this bandana featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with this educational statistical cheat sheet bandana! myStatistician
If you know about the infamous "Monty Hall Problem" you'll enjoy this clock featuring three doors with a goat behind an opened door along with the truism caption "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical probabilistic attitude toward life with this Monty Hall problem saying clock! myStatistician
Showcase your wry statistical side with this wall decal featuring the normal distribution curve along with the caption "Bell Curve Thoughts". No need to be a statistician or stats teacher to enjoy! myStatistician
Bridge players who play duplicate bridge will enjoy this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Check Your Emotions At The Door When You Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with this bridge truism saying fabric! Memorable bridge saying fabric for anyone who likes to create bridge-themed items! myBridgePlayer
If you eat and have a digestive system you'll enjoy this wry anatomical humor binder featuring the digestive system complete with all key labels. Includes the truism saying that is applicable in sport and in life: "No Guts No Glory". Make others do a double-take on what is required for success in life with tongue-in-cheek geek humor fun with this binder! myAnatomical
Bridge players who understand the intricacies of the game of bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy this planner featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is A Game Where You Have To Think About Other People's Hands In Order To Succeed". myBridgePlayer
No need to work in the field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a diagram of a human heart from the textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with this heart anatomy cotton/polyester face mask! myAnatomical
Cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who understands that one's own life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who knows about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy! myEvolution
#biology #clades #cladistics #punctuated #equilibrium #FaceMask
If you're a mathematician or a scientist or engineer you'll enjoy any of these Leonardo da Vinci quotes featuring a self-portrait of this genius along with the following quote on mechanics: "Mechanics is the paradise of the mathematical sciences because by means of it one comes to the fruits of mathematics." da Vinci was a polymath who made a lasting contribution on numerous fields including anatomy mathematics art medicine and engineering. Showcase your labors with any of these scientific intellectual da Vinci quote gifts! myMathematician
#science #math #mathematician #engineer #mechanics #Keychain
Showcase your wry economics side with this tile that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor. myEconomics
#happiness #supply #demand #curve #CeramicTile
If you work then you should understand the meaning of rest and relaxation. Celebrate life with this inspirational Leonardo da Vinci quotation all-over print apron featuring da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom on the relationship between relaxation work and judgment. Quotation says: "Every now and then go away even briefly have a little relaxation for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power." Memorable apron for anyone who takes time away from work to rejuvenate! myWork
#leonardo #vinci #Apron
Showcase your wry economics side with this notebook that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor. myEconomics
#happiness #supply #demand #curve #Notebook
Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with this educational scientific cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who has faulty connections inside and would like to warn others with the following saying: "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". myWarning
#warning #geek #words #unwords #FaceMask
Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with this Krebs cycle hat that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect hat for anyone who understands the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry
No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable gifts for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry
No need to be a plant biologist or environmentalist to enjoy wry scientific advice with this tee featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Includes the scientific truism saying for all who know what photosynthesis is all about: "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Memorable t-shirt for Earth Day & beyond! myBiochemistry
Geologists earth scientists and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today! myEarthScience
#earthquakes #faultplate #TShirt
No need to be an earth scientist to understand plate tectonics the scientific theory which describes the large scale motions of Earth's lithosphere. Showcase your knowledge of the plates of the world with this all-over print apron featuring a map of the Earth's tectonic plates along with the truism saying and query: "Millions Of People Live On An Edge Will Mother Nature's Friction Affect You?" Memorable all-over print apron for any earthquake watcher! No need to have been in an earthquake or lived on a plate boundary to enjoy! myEarthScience
#plate #tectonics #earth #science #millions #Apron
No need to be familiar with the fruit fly (known by its taxonomic name Drosophila melanogaster) to enjoy wry molecular biology humor with this neoprene laptop sleeve featuring the homeobox genes (i.e. Hox genes) for the fruit fly. Make others do a double-take with educational attitude. Biological truism saying says: "Morphogenesis Inside". myMolecularBiology
#biology #morphology #morphogenesis #inside #molecular #LaptopSleeve
You do not need to have a well-defined shoulder to enjoy this medical and anatomical humor scarf that features what else "A Well-Defined Shoulder". Showcase your medical knowledge of the different parts of your shoulder with this labeled cheat sheet design on this scarf! myAnatomical
If you are a gastroenterologist or know of someone who understands gastroenterology you'll enjoy any of these medical digestive system humor gifts! Comes with all key labels of the digestive system along with the scientific truism saying "Gastroenterology Requires Guts". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you are trying to say with any of these medical saying gag gifts! myAnatomical
If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use his or her brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what one should do with one's brain with a dose of anatomical sound advice attitude with this face mask! myAnatomical
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with this matchbox featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude today with this matchbox! myHeartbeat
#signs #life #inside #Matchboxes
Avid bridge players will enjoy this bridge saying bath mat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Do Not Sit Out The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge advice for anyone who loves to play bridge! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your sound bridge sense of style with this bridge / duplicate bridge attitude notebook featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Repetition Makes Everything Come Easy & Natural". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on how well you can remember and on how well you can play with this memorable bridge saying notebook! myBridgePlayer
No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy this wry econ humor clock featuring the supply-and-demand curve along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with this tongue-in-cheek yet deadly serious educational economics clock today! myEconomics
#economics #just #matter #RoundClock
