Sunday, February 06, 2022

Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool DNA Humor Wristwatch


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Showcase your DNA side with a dose of molecular biology style the next time you tell time with this watch featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! No Lifeguards In The Gene Pool". Make others do a double-take with a dose of molecular biology geek humor with this watch! myWarning

#genes #sarcasm #lifeguards #Wristwatch

Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Socks


Ad: Warning! Dynamite Inside Nitroglycerin Molecule Socks

Warn others of your dynamite personality with this wry chemistry humor pair of socks featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin molecule along with the saying "Warning! Dynamite Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies inside of you with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific attitude today with this pair of socks! myWarning

#dynamite #warning #inside #Socks

Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain iPhone 13 Case

Ad: Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain iPhone 13 Case

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with this anatomical attitude iPhone 13 case featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous existential query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today! myPsychology

Don't Procrastinate! White Rabbit Watch Wonderland Face Mask

Ad: Don't Procrastinate! White Rabbit Watch Wonderland Face Mask

If you're a procrastinator remind yourself and others to not procrastinate with a dose of Wonderland humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring White Rabbit all dressed and looking at a watch as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the sound advice for daily life: "Don't Procrastinate!" Make others laugh and think with this timely Wonderland advice cotton/polyester face mask today! myPsychology

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Stats Humor Apron

Ad: Just Call Me Statistically Significant Stats Humor Apron

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with this all-over print apron featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude all-over print apron for anyone who engages in hypothesis testing and knows that one is statistically significant! myStatistician

Who Said That I Was Normal? Bell Curve Geek Humor Face Shield

Ad: Who Said That I Was Normal? Bell Curve Geek Humor Face Shield

Make others do a double-take with this face shield that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) complete with percentages. Educational humor face shield for anyone -- no need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistician

Statistically Irresistible Bell Curve Stats Humor Fleece Blanket

Ad: Statistically Irresistible Bell Curve Stats Humor Fleece Blanket

Showcase your bell curve humor with a dose of fun with this throw blanket featuring a bell curve (normal distribution curve) complete with percentages under the curve along with the stats humor caption "Statistically Irresistible". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical attitude when you bundle up with this throw blanket! myStatistician

Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Stats 3 Ring Binder

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with a dose of bell curve attitude with this binder featuring the normal distribution curve complete with percentages under the curve. Comes with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics: "Certainty ... Who Needs It? When You Have Statistical Confidence". Get a load of laughs with a dose of stats geek humor with this binder. No need to be a statistician statistics teacher or psychologist to enjoy! myStatistician

My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle Krebs iPhone 8/7 Case

Ad: My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle Krebs iPhone 8/7 Case

If you lead a complex life you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on this iPhone 8/7 case featuring the Krebs cycle along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with this iPhone case that is a great conversation starter! Citric acid cycle attitude iPhone case for anyone who operates on a complex cycle. myBiochemistry

I Function On A Complex Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor 3 Ring Binder

Ad: I Function On A Complex Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor 3 Ring Binder

Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy this biochemistry humor binder featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude binder for anyone who functions on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following! myBiochemistry

I Function On A Complex Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Throw Pillow

Ad: I Function On A Complex Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Throw Pillow

Do you function on a complex cycle? You'll enjoy this biochemistry humor throw pillow featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle) with the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Showcase the complexity of your operating innards today. Science attitude throw pillow for anyone who functions on a complex cycle -- no matter what schedule you are following! myBiochemistry

Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer (Entomology) T-Shirt

Ad: Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer (Entomology) T-Shirt

No need to be an entomologist to enjoy this ant anatomy tee with the saying "Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer". Includes all key labels of the various parts of an ant. Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological scientific humor with this entomological life saying t-shirt! myAnatomical

Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger? DNA Replication 3 Ring Binder


Ad: Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger? DNA Replication 3 Ring Binder

DNA replication humor and genetics attitude comes alive on this binder featuring DNA replication along with the following query: "Are You A Leader? Or A Lagger?" No matter what you do for a living question yourselves and others with this ponderous educational scientific quote featuring DNA replication and all of its parts -- including the leading strand and the lagging strand. Make others do a double-take at where they are going in life with a dose of genetic attitude! myMolecularBiology

#leader #3RingBinder

Coded For Life DNA Replication Molecular Biology Slip-On Sneakers


Ad: Coded For Life DNA Replication Molecular Biology Slip-On Sneakers

Face it - we are all coded for life. No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring DNA replication along with the following biological truism saying: "Coded For Life". myMolecularBiology

#coded #life #SlipOnSneakers

Joyful Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Notebook


Ad: Joyful Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Notebook

Do you have a joyful heartbeat inside of you? No need to work in the medical field to appreciate your heartbeat with a dose of wry geek style with this notebook featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Joyful Heartbeat Inside". Memorable heartbeat attitude notebook for anyone with a heartbeat to match his or her joyful personality! myHeartbeat

#joyful #heartbeat #inside #Notebook

Saturday, February 05, 2022

Creative Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Throw Pillow


Ad: Creative Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Throw Pillow

Are you a creative person? Do you come from a long line of creative people? Showcase your wry genetics attitude with this throw pillow featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Creative Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at where you get your creativity from with a dose of scientific fun! myMolecularBiology

#creative #genes #inside #molecular #ThrowPillow

Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Drink Pitcher


Ad: Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Drink Pitcher

Optical physics humor featuring Snell's law -- also know as the law of refraction. No matter where you are or what you do you'll enjoy the geek physics saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law" on any of these educational scientific gifts! myPhysics

#obey #refraction #DrinkPitcher

What Wavelength Are You On? (Psychology Humor) T-Shirt

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No need to be a physicist to understand atmospheric electromagnetic transmittance with a dose of wry geek humor on this psychological tee which featuring the common rhetorical question: "What Wavelength Are You On?" Memorable t-shirt for anyone who converses with other people and find that one is having a different conversation that one had expected! myPsychology

Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation Neuron Socks

Ad: Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation Neuron Socks

Do you form lots of habits? Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this educational scientific pair of socks featuring the different anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying about habit: "Habit A Form Of Neurological Implementation". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy! myPsychology

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Pacifier


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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myPhysics

#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #Pacifier

Modernity Begins With Electricity Electrical Wires Jigsaw Puzzle


Ad: Modernity Begins With Electricity Electrical Wires Jigsaw Puzzle

Showcase your wry attitude toward our dependence on electricity in modern life with this physics geek humor jigsaw puzzle featuring a photograph of Electrical Wires of the Boulder Dam Power Units 1941-1942 along with the following truism saying "Modernity Begins With Electricity". Make others do a double-take on the role of electricity in our lives today with this science and technology attitude jigsaw puzzle! myPhysics

#modernity #begins #with #electricity #JigsawPuzzle

Statistical Anomaly Inside Bell Curve I Am Here Fabric

Ad: Statistical Anomaly Inside Bell Curve I Am Here Fabric

Are you a statistical anomaly? Showcase your wry stats geek sense of humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the "I Am Here" call-out and the saying "Statistical Anomaly Inside". Make others do a double-take at what a six-sigma event you truly are with this statistical humor fabric! No need to be a statistician to enjoy! myStatistician

Statistically Confident Inside Bell Curve Humor Fabric

Ad: Statistically Confident Inside Bell Curve Humor Fabric

Showcase your wry statistical attitude with a dose of bell curve humor the next time you create with this stats geek humor fabric featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Statistically Confident Inside". Make others do a double-take about how confident you feel today with this fabric! No need to be a psychologist statistician or stats teacher to enjoy. myStatistician

Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Pocket Watch


Ad: Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Pocket Watch

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on this pocket watch featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Do a double-take on what bridge players do with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor when you tell time with this pocket watch! myBridgePlayer

Life Is A Monty Hall Problem Three Doors Humor Face Shield

Ad: Life Is A Monty Hall Problem Three Doors Humor Face Shield

Statistical probabilistic humor is found on this face shield featuring the infamous Monty Hall problem of three doors and one goat behind one door along with the following saying: "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Memorable face shield for anyone with a quirky statistical geek attitude toward life's probabilities! myStatistician

Higher Order Evolution Begins Adequate Amt Oxygen Fabric


Ad: Higher Order Evolution Begins Adequate Amt Oxygen Fabric

Ever wondered how much oxygen in the atmosphere existed during the Cambrian explosion or around the Permian-Triassic extinction event? Wonder no longer and showcase your evolutionary sense of humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring the relative oxygen content of Earth's atmosphere during the course of the last billion years. Caption says it all: "Higher Order Evolution Begins With An Adequate Amount Of Oxygen". Classic atmospheric science geek attitude fabric! myEvolution

#evolution #higher #order #oxygen #Fabric

Metatron's Cube (Sacred Geometry) Square Sticker


Ad: Metatron's Cube (Sacred Geometry) Square Sticker

Showcase your spiritual sacred geometry side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring Metatron's Cube a three-dimensional geometric figure composed of 13 equal circles with lines from the center of each circle extending out to the centers of the other 12 circles. Metatron's Cube derived from the Fruit of Life begets the five Platonic solids. myMathematician

#metatrons #cube #geometry #geometric #SquareSticker

Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits)


Ad: Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits)

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players! myBridgePlayer

Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Magnet


Ad: Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Magnet

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner". myBridgePlayer

Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Permutations T-Shirt


Ad: Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Permutations T-Shirt

Math majors and math teachers will enjoy this tee featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Permutations". Shows the permutations of four elements and derived permutations with repetition. Memorable tee for anyone who thinks logically and mathematically! myMathematician

#permutations #math #mathematician #major #TShirt

Sharp Eye (I) Inside (Anatomical Eyeball) Travel Mug

Ad: Sharp Eye (I) Inside (Anatomical Eyeball) Travel Mug

Do you have a sharp eye? No need to be an ophthalmologist to enjoy wry anatomical and medical attitude with this mug featuring the different parts of the human eyeball along with the saying "Sharp Eye (I) Inside". Make others do a double-take at your viewing skills and your psyche with a dose of medical geek humor today with this mug! myAnatomical

Are We Just Dead Clades Walking? Homonid Evolution Fabric


Ad: Are We Just Dead Clades Walking? Homonid Evolution Fabric

No need to be a biologist or paleontologist to enjoy creating with biological evolution humor with this fabric featuring various hominids / hominoids (including ourselves) along with the scientific query that gets others to think about their biological ancestry: "Are We Just Dead Clades Walking?" No need to be into cladistics to enjoy making items with this biological attitude fabric! myEvolution

#dead #clades #hominids #homo #sapiens #Fabric

Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Stone Coaster


Ad: Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Stone Coaster

A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides shown for square sizes 1 1 2 3 5 8 13 21 and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion with this coaster featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci". myMathematician

#team #fibonacci #spiral #StoneCoaster