Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude all-over print apron featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution
#percent #neanderthal #geek #Apron
Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor with this doormat featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with this stats attitude doormat today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy! myStatistician
No need to be a statistician to enjoy this educational "Statistical Error Summarized" binder featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with this stats attitude binder today! Psychologists economists scientists and anyone who engages in hypothesis testing will enjoy! myStatistician
Do you use Morse code in your hobby or daily life? No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy this trivet featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today with this trivet! myProgrammer
#antiquated #code #words #unwords #Trivet
Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with this bandana featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical geek humor today! myMathematician
#math #mathematical #mathematician #geometry #geometric #Bandana
No need to be a software engineer software programmer or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this bandana featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek humor with this psyche attitude bandana today! Memorable metaphor and sound psychological advice for all who learn! myProgrammer
#brain #programmer #your #mind #Bandana
If you are an organized person you'll enjoy this anatomical brain attitude polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Organized Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take at how organized you truly are with this biological attitude polyester face mask today! myAnatomical
If you are an impartial person or have an impartial eye toward things you'll enjoy this wry anatomical human eye planner featuring the following saying: "Impartial Eye (I) Inside". Memorable planner for anyone with a neutral or unbiased eye in life! myAnatomical
If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this face shield featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor face shield for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed! myAnatomical
No need to be a biologist to know the various amino acids according to RNA codon. Showcase your educational scientific side with this bandana featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Coded For Translation". Make others do a double-take on what everyone is coded for today with this bandana! myMolecularBiology
#coded #translation #codon #Bandana
Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with this scarf featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c f(x) is within ε units of L. Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude with this scarf! myMathematician
#math #graph #whats #your #limit #Scarf
Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek truism humor today! myMolecularBiology
#coded #life #biology #molecular #BusinessCard
No need to work in the medical field to know what a normal heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG). Make others do a double-take with any of these "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm" gifts. Wry educational attitude gifts for all those with a heartbeat and who know about life's rhythm! myHeartbeat
#heartbeats #life #rhythm #heartbeat #TShirt
Do you have a joyful heartbeat inside of you? No need to work in the healthcare field to appreciate your heartbeat with a dose of wry geek style with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Joyful Heartbeat Inside". Memorable heartbeat attitude cotton/polyester face mask for anyone with a heartbeat to match his or her joyful personality! myHeartbeat
#joyful #heartbeat #inside #FaceMask
Make others do a double-take with this supply-and-demand curve all-over print apron featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with this educational economical truism saying all-over print apron! No need to be an economist to enjoy! myEconomics
#money #words #unwords #household #Apron
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with this binder featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude the next time you take notes with this binder! myHeartbeat
#signs #life #inside #Binder
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this iPhone 13 case featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with this memorable bridge saying iPhone case! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy. myBridgePlayer
Are you an intuitive bridge player? Do you have an instinctive feel on where the cards lie when you play the game of bridge? Showcase your thoughtful and intuitive bridge player side with this all-over print apron featuring the four card suits along with the saying "intuitive bridge player inside"! myBridgePlayer
Are you a creative person? Showcase this fact with this brain anatomy pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Creative Interconnectedness Inside". No need to be a neuropsychologist to enjoy! myPsychology
Are you a lateral thinker? Do you think in a non-linear manner? Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Lateral Thinker Inside". Any creative thinker will enjoy this pair of socks! myPsychology
Have you ever tried to short a stock? Showcase your wry economics / investing sense of humor with this yellow diamond warning sign clock featuring the following truism saying about why you should not short stock: "Warning! The Market Can Remain Irrational Longer Than You Can Remain Solvent". Make others do a double-take with a dose of investing signage humor the next time you tell time with this clock! myWarning
#warning #investor #sign #economics #markets #RoundClock
Add a touch of Wonderland humor and adventure the next time you create with this fabric featuring John Tenniel's vintage drawing from Alice's Adventures In Wonderland by Lewis Carroll along with the following ponderous query caption: "Feeling Cramped In Your Room?" Conversation starter fabric for anyone who feels cramped and crimped in life! myPsychology
Great throw pillow gift for anyone with a dynamite personalty! Throw pillow featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin the active ingredient in dynamite along with the following saying: "Warning! Dynamite Inside". No need to be taking nitroglycerin as a medication to enjoy wry geek humor with this throw pillow! myWarning
#dynamite #warning #inside #ThrowPillow
Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with this binder that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational binder for any budding or experienced statistician -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics! myStatistician
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry scientific humor with this anatomical attitude pair of slip-on sneakers featuring all key parts of the digestive system along with the saying "Know Your Guts". Sound advice for anyone who knows how gutsy one really is! Make everyone do a double-take with this double-entendre -- with a couple of meanings literal and figurative found in the phrase "Know Your Guts"! myPsychology
Showcase your wry statistical side with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution cumulative density function with standard deviation of 1.0 on a graph along with the following tongue-in-cheek rhetorical question: "Are You Normally So Dense About Statistics?" Stats geek humor gifts for all who know about the cumulative density function and who may wonder why others are not so knowledgeable about it! myStatistician
Statistics by any other definition is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with this statistics humor pair of socks featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy wearing this stats attitude pair of socks! myStatistician
Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". myStatistician
Lipid peroxidation is the process in which free radicals "steal" electrons from the lipids in cell membranes and result in cell damage. Showcase your understanding of what goes on inside of cell membranes with a dose of chemical attitude with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Lipid Peroxidation Inside". myBiochemistry
Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs". myBiochemistry
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this apron featuring the chemical structure of the mammalian hormone oxytocin along with the following truism saying: "Trust Is A Biochemical Phenomenon". Make others do a double-take at the chemistry behind the feeling of trust with this geek humor apron today! myBiochemistry
No need to be working in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the penicillin molecule. Specifically Penicillin is a group of antibiotics derived from Penicillium fungi. Penicillin antibiotics are historically significant because they are the first drugs that were effective against many previously serious diseases such as syphilis and Staphylococcus infections. These gifts include the following tongue-in-cheek brain teaser saying: "If Your Life Resembles Mold Take Penicillin". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean with any of these chemical molecule humor gifts! Gag gifts for anyone with moldy lives! myBiochemistry
If you work long hours at doing whatever you are doing -- whether it be full-time student or neurosurgeon -- you'll enjoy this wry anatomical and physiological business cards featuring all of the symptoms of sleep deprivation. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take at your next introduction: "Sleep Deprivation Is Part Of The Territory"! myAnatomical
Do you have a VIP (very important person) thought from time to time? Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this lamp featuring a neuron / synapse. Comes complete with all important anatomical labels of a neuron. Tongue-in-cheek scientific educational lamp for anyone with very important thoughts inside of themselves! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry creative side with this molecular biology attitude clock featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Creative Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at where you get your creative bent the next time you tell time with this clock! myMolecularBiology
#creative #genes #inside #genetics #RoundClock
DNA humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring DNA replication along with the following rhetorical question that will make everyone do a double-take on thinking about the leading strand and the lagging strand in life: "Are You Leading Or Lagging In The Strands Of Life?" Wry molecular biology attitude for anyone who ponders about where he or she might be in the grand scheme of life on this fabric for the next time you create! myMolecularBiology
#genes #molecular #biology #Fabric
