Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Make others do a double-take with a dose of heartbeat humor with this tee featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". No need to work in the medical field to enjoy! myHeartbeat
#sinus #rhythm #TShirt
Forensic scientists will enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with this face shield featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Forensic Scientist Inside". myMolecularBiology
#genes #replication #molecular #FaceShield
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude with this bandana featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek attitude bandana for anyone with a brain! myAnatomy
#brain #words #unwords #Bandana
No need to be successful to be able to "Sow The Seed Of Success". Showcase wry anatomical and biological humor with this cloth napkin featuring a bean seed (dicotyledon) along with the truism saying "Sow The Seed Of Success". Memorable inspirational and motivational cloth napkin gift for entrepreneurs farmers teachers gardeners and all who truly sow the seed of success! myAnatomy
#bean #seed #ClothNapkin
Let your electromagnetic side shine with this cotton face mask featuring an illustration of the Lorentz force the combination of electric and magnetic force on a point charge due to electromagnetic fields. Comes with the geek humor saying "Lorentz Force Inside". myPhysics
#lorentz #force #inside #point #charge #WhiteCottonFaceMask
Showcase your wry bridge player / duplicate bridge player side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge". Make others -- both other bridge players and non-bridge players alike -- do a double-take at what bridge players do all the time! myBridgeTeacher
#bridge #humor #advice #words #JewelryBox
Let your wry scientific side shine the next time you take a swig from this flask featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the caption that says it all: "Organic Machinery Inside". myBiochemistry
#organic #machinery #inside #citric #HipFlask
Have you ever gotten sick and have been cured with penicillin? Enjoy this chemistry geek attitude tee that features the chemical molecule penicillin also known as in its heyday as the wonder drug. Showcase penicillin in a different light! myBiochemistry
#biology #chemistry #penicillin #TShirt
No need to be a gardener or biologist to know that photosynthesis is necessary for life. Showcase your educational scientific side with this serving tray featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis the process of turning light into chemical energy along with the saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life" myBiochemistry
#photosynthesis #saying #truism #ServingTray
No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this quantum mechanics / quantum physics saying featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this planner featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor planner for anyone who thinks both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myPhysics
#proof #that #life #relative #Planner
If you've heard about how big data from mega-corporations are going to dominate the way we live and work you'll enjoy wry statistical humor with this binder featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients along with the following truism saying: "The Pitfalls Of Big Data Lie In Its Overreliance On Correlation". Make others do a double-take on the need for corporate hubris amongst big data advocates with a dose of educational stats humor today! myStatistician
#statistician #correlation #words #unwords #3RingBinder
Statistics by any other definition is essentially the taming of randomness. Showcase this fact with this statistics humor jigsaw puzzle featuring linear regression today! No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistician
#statistics #stats #linear #regression #datapoints #JigsawPuzzle
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological attitude with this pair of socks featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Primary Consciousness Inside". Memorable geek humor pair of socks for any biologist psychologist or neurologist! myPsychology
#primary #consciousness #inside #words #Socks
Understand the underlying factors of global warming? Showcase wry meteorological and earth scientific humor with this ornament featuring El Niño and La Niña along with the following scientific saying: "Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña". El Niño is a warming of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring every 4 to 12 years and causing unusual global weather patterns. An El Niño is said to occur when the trade winds that usually push warm surface water westward weaken allowing the warm water to pool as far eastward as the western coast of South America. La Niña is a cooling of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring somewhat less frequently than El Niño events but causing similar generally opposite disruptions to global weather patterns. La Niña conditions occur when the Pacific trade winds blow more strongly than usual pushing the sun-warmed surface water farther west and increasing the upwelling of cold water in the eastern regions. No need to be a meteorologist to enjoy! myMeteorologist
#nina #environmental #global #warming #CeramicOrnament
Great throw pillow gift for anyone with a dynamite personalty! Throw pillow featuring the chemical structure of nitroglycerin the active ingredient in dynamite along with the following saying: "Warning! Dynamite Inside". No need to be taking nitroglycerin as a medication to enjoy wry geek humor with this throw pillow! myPsychology
#dynamite #warning #inside #ThrowPillow
If you have a strategic mindset you'll enjoy this dartboard featuring the king and queen conversing with each other as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take with sound Wonderland advice -- in work and in life -- with this Wonderland reminder dartboard! myChess
#strategic #organizational #psychology #through #DartboardWithDarts
Showcase your scientific biological side with this timeline of the evolution of life from Earth's inception to the present. Title and caption says it all for all biology fans: "Evolution Of Life A Timeline". Educational scientific attitude bandana for any evolutionary biologist! myEvolution
#evolution #life #timeline #Bandana
If you are frequently not in equilibrium - from an economics and psychological perspective - you'll enjoy this supply-and-demand curve trivet featuring the supply-and-demand graph along with the wry economics truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Not Often Found In Practice". Memorable trivet for anyone who seeks economic equilibrium but often never finds it. myPsychology
#curve #economics #economist #humor #Trivet
Showcase your scientific biological side with this timeline of the evolution of life from Earth's inception to the present. Title and caption says it all for all biology fans: "Evolution Of Life A Timeline". Educational scientific attitude xMas stocking for any evolutionary biologist! myEvolution
#evolution #life #timeline #LargeChristmasStocking
Showcase your wry chess attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life generally speaking. Memorable fabric for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time! myChess
#chess #advice #reflective #Fabric
No need to be a Renaissance person or mathematician to enjoy any of these "The Golden Ratio" mathematical gifts. Showcase the golden ratio of 1.6180339887 as found in ancient and Renaissance times and used in art and architecture. Educational scientific logical a is to b golden ratio geometry gifts! myMathematician
#golden #ratio #math #mathematical #Postcard
Do you think that there's "tulip mania" in the stock market today? Showcase your wry economic bubble sense of humor with this planner featuring Jan Brueghel the Younger's "Satire On Tulipmania" circa 1640. The infamous painting depicts monkeys in 17th century Dutch clothes and represents a satirical commentary on brainless speculators during the time of the economic bubble which focused on rare tulip bulbs. From the left one monkey points to flowering tulips with another holds up a tulip and a moneybag. Monkeys are depicted in partaking in a lavish business dinner. The monkey at left with a sword to indicate upper class status has a list of rare tulips; one monkey in the back sits astride in a horse. One monkey in the mid-foreground draws up a bill of sale. The monkeys at the right depict the denouement of the mania with one monkey urinating on the now worthless tulips while fellow speculators in debt are brought before the magistrate or weeping on the dock. In the background of the painting a speculator is carried to a grave. Brueghel's masterful depiction of Tulipmania lies in ridiculing tulip speculators as brainless monkeys with tulip speculation as part of a transitory existence from start to finish. Included in this design are the following words of wisdom for modern day speculators and investors: "Beware Tulip Mania It Will Happen Again." myEconomics
#tulipmania #brueghel #younger #Planner
Showcase your attitude toward fast changing fields such as software development or the Internet with a dose of signage humor with this clock featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". myWarning
#embrace #uncertainty #fast #changing #profession #RoundClock
