Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, September 25, 2015

Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Humor) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: use it or lose it, anatomy, anatomical, brain, humor, geek, saying, truism, advice, words and unwords, science teacher, health, psyche, psychology, neuroscience

Showcase your wry intelligent side with a dose of anatomical humor the next time you wear this necklace featuring all of the key parts of a human brain along with the truism saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take on what they should be using with a dose of scientific humor advice today!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics T-shirts

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Tee Shirts

tagged with: will code for food, android, robot, bug droid, developer, software developer, software engineer, programmer, computer engineer, humor, geek, attitude, saying, truism, funny, open source, open source code, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, coder, development companies

Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Small Square Tile

tagged with: meteors, a major hazard, to life on earth, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, words and unwords, astronomy, astronomer, geek, humor, attitude, saying, meteor over a city, warning sign, advice

Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: subduction leads to orogeny, orogeny, subduction, plate tectonics, earthquake, humor, geek, words and unwords, saying, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, continental plates, diagram, educational, geology, seismology, earth science

Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Cellular Nucleus Inside (Eukaryote) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: cellular nucleus inside, cell, biology, nucleus, inside, saying, truism, biologist, words and unwords, scientist, geek, humor, attitude, educational, scientific, diagram

Showcase your wry biological side the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring "Cellular Nucleus Inside". Make others do a double-take at the very definition of a eukaryote with these memorable scientific, educational gifts!

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Team Chemistry (Periodic Table Of Elements) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: elements, periodic table of elements, chemist, humor, mendeleev, chemistry, team chemistry, chemistry teacher, periodic table, words and unwords

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Team Chemistry", along with the Periodic Table of Elements. Chemistry cheatsheet for those with chemical attitude. Perfect gifts for any fan who believes in learning about all of the elements!

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Are You Paying Attention? (Neuron Synapse Humor) 2 Inch Round Magnet

tagged with: neuron, synapse, sheath, myelin, axon, biology, biologist, neurology, neurologist, science, scientific, education, are you paying attention, attitude, attention, attention span, inquiry, query, question, funny, humor, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, anatomy, anatomical, scientist, doctor, nurse, medical, attention deficit disorder, psyche, psychology, saying, words and unwords

Showcase wry anatomical and biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts! Educational, scientific fun includes the common query "Are You Paying Attention?" also with all key labels of the neuron and synapse. Make others do a double-take on the neurons inside of the themselves with any of these science attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: nikola tesla, serbian american, 20th century, inventor, genius, radio, wireless, ac dynamo, science, scientist, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, technology, invention, futurist, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: funny, geek, biology, biologist, cell biology, cellular biology, reproduction, embryo, saying, truism, humor, attitude, division, divide, multiply, science, scientist, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, education, mitosis, cell division, cellular division, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, 3-d, honolulu, oahu, geography, earth science, satellite photo, picture earth, hawaii, words and unwords, humor, image from outer space

No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: science, atp, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, biochemist, chemical formula, adenosine triphosphate, humor, biology, geek

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know that you are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Showcase your wry chemical molecule geek side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Round Wallclock

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, faster than sms, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Basic Round Button Keychain

tagged with: skin, warning, anatomy, dermatologist, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, dermatology, humor, geek, saying

Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: emt, emergency medical technician, doctor, nurse, medical, medicine, health, saying, educational, cardiologist, heart surgeon, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, i just need some leads, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, science, scientific, funny, humor, attitude, geek, electrical leads, measurement, words and unwords

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry emergency medical technician (EMT) gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram. ECG/EKG humor for all, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "I Just Need Some Leads". Make others do a double-take about what you need and what you are measuring with a dose of scientific, technical heartbeat rhythm fun!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Cloth Napkin

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Small Square Tile

tagged with: thomas edison quote, quote, work, motivational, inspirational, have not failed, found 10000 ways, that won't work, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, historical, quotation, funny, not failed, humor, geek, attitude, saying

Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Greeting Card

tagged with: chess fan, chess addict, chess set, chess, grandmaster, saying, humor, attitude, chess attitude, chess humor, funny, geek, chess player, chess teacher, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, philosopher, thinker, gamer, mental torture, query, question, chess moves, thoughtful, maddening game, satire, sarcasm, words and unwords

Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Postcard

tagged with: alice in wonderland, alice, attitude, john tenniel, drawing, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, saying, drink me, size, judgment, be careful what you drink, drinking, funny, humor, intellectual, truism, advice, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Awesome DNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: dna replication, deoxyribonucleic acid, dna, geek, awesome dna inside, awesome dna, humor, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, funny, nerd, inside, truism, saying, attitude, biologist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, nurse

If you are not modest about your DNA, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the immodest saying "Awesome DNA Inside". Complete with labels of all key parts of DNA replication. Timeless humor gifts for all those who believe that they have awesome DNA inside!

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Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Shirt

When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!

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Study Of Cats & Other Animals (Leonardo da Vinci) Postcard

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, renaissance, italian artist, drawing, science, scientist, anatomical, behavior, animal behavior, study of cats, anatomy, 1513, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, animals, inspirational, cat lover, cat fan, cats

Do you enjoy watching animal behavior? Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring a timeless drawing by Leonardo da Vinci of cats and other animals in "Study Of Cats & Other Animals", circa 1513. Renaissance artist, scientist, engineer, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci was a careful observer of both human and animal behavior. Memorable drawing gifts that will surely appeal to your animal fan side today!

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Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Tshirts

tagged with: occupy your mind,it give you something,something to do,geek humor,anatomy,brain,thinker,anatomical,words and unwords,humor,attitude,sarcasm,philosopher,saying,truism,medical,medicine,human brain

Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek saying for all who think: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor for philosophers, teachers, and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind!

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Statistics The Art & Science Of Finding Out Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistics, art and science, finding out how uncertain, the world really is, geek, statistician, stats, humor, saying, words and unwords, psychology, educational, bell curve, uncertainty, percentages, science in society

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy wry stats humor attitude with any of these bell curve gifts! Saying comes with the humorous definition of statistics: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Finding Out How Uncertain The World Really Is". Educational, stats psychology fun for all who work with the normal distribution!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Astronomers and meteor fans with a wry sense of humor will enjoy introducing themselves with these customizable business cards featuring a meteor flying past a city along with the following truism saying: "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Adult Apron

tagged with: funny, humor, attitude, science, geology, earth science, earthquake, scientist, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: warning, positive feedback loop inside, inside, positive feedback loop, psyche, psychology, meteorology, geek, humor, words and unwords, advice

Is there a positive feedback loop inside of you? No need to be a psychologist or meteorologist to enjoy wry feedback loop humor with this iPad case gift featuring a positive feedback loop in the atmosphere along with the truism saying "Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you mean the next time you surf the web!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: mendeleev, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, geek, humor, love chemistry, because life is so periodic, organic chemistry, words and unwords, elements, chemist, funny, attitude, love letters font, love, periodic, regular, chemistry major, inorganic chemistry, educational, chemistry teacher, education

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy wry geek humor with this necklace featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about the discipline of chemistry and its predictability with this science humor gift!

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Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Postcard

tagged with: neuron, synapse, sheath, myelin, axon, biology, biologist, neurology, neurologist, science, scientific, education, just pay attention, attitude, attention, attention span, funny, humor, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, anatomy, anatomical, scientist, doctor, nurse, medical, attention deficit disorder, psyche, psychology, saying, neurotransmitter, truism, advice, multi-tasker, multi-tasking, words and unwords, truisms

Do you pay attention? Encourage others to pay attention with any of these biological anatomical neuron / synapse attitude gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Caption says it all: "Just Pay Attention". Sound advice humor gifts for all who frequently need a reminder to pay attention! No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Progressive Development Of Man Quote T-shirt

tagged with: wireless, genius, father of radio, ac current, nikola tesla, serbian american, progressive development of man, inventor, invention, vitally dependent on invention, vision, inspirational, engineer, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, wordsunwords, science, scientist, wordsandunwords, quote, quotation, alternating current, electromagnetism, words and unwords

Wireless genius and "father of radio" Nikola Tesla once stated the following: "The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention." Words of wisdom and inspirational quote gifts by an inventor for all inventors!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tees

3-D Patagonia, Argentina Postcard

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, patagonia, plateau, argentina, south america, satellite photo, geography, geographer, earth science, satellite, earth scientist, attitude, humor, visualization, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, stereoscopic, imagery, plains, glaciers, 3-d, words and unwords

If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) 2 Inch Round Button

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: caffeine, humor, chemistry, geek, this machine is powered by, caffeine molecule, chemical molecule, words and unwords

Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: skin, warning, anatomy, dermatologist, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, dermatology, humor, geek, saying

Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Car Bumper Sticker

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, cardiologists, do it with rhythm, cardiology

No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Classic White Coffee Mug

Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Stationery

Ideas Are Like DNA Strands Leading & Lagging Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you have lots of ideas? Showcase wry scientific attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts with the truism saying "Ideas Are Like DNA Strands - Leading & Lagging & Comprising of Sense & Anti-Sense". Featuring leading and lagging DNA strands, complete with labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of inspirational biological humor! Perfect gifts for all those with sensible and nonsensical ideas!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Impulse Tote Bag

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Siege Machine (C. 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Postcard

tagged with: da vinci, leonardo da vinci, engineer, inventor, genius, siege machine, 1480, warcraft, defense, words and unwords, polymath, artist, scientist

Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: happiness, equilibrium, economics, political economy, economist, supply and demand curve, happiness in life, matter of equilibrium, truism, saying, attitude, humor, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords

No need to be an economist to enjoy the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium" on any of these business cards. Introduce yourself with a touch of intelligent flair today! Memorable calling card for those who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Postcard

tagged with: psyche, psychology, optical illusion, illusion, color, saying, truism, humor, attitude, checkers, shadow, check shadow illusion, optics, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual deception, words and unwords, riddles, brain teasers

Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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