Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter (DNA Strands) Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication, both leading and lagging strands, complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". You'll enjoy any of these educational gifts featuring this timeless life advice! Perfect gifts for geneticists, biologists, scientists, and those who understand the nature of what really matter in life!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Some People Have A Photographic Memory (Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: photographic memory, words and unwords, camera, psyche, memory, photography, film, they just don't carry, geek humor, camera sign

Wry transportation signage humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the geek humor saying "Some People Have A Photographic Memory - They Just Don't Carry Any Film". Make others do a double-take on their memory and how much they can remember with any of these intelligent funny gifts!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: economics, happiness in life, humor, geek, attitude, supply and demand curve, supply, demand, matter of equilibrium, advice, saying, truism, happiness, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

Showcase your wry intelligent style during the holiday season with any of these gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take on the thoughts that you are sending this holiday season!

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Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit? (Optical Illusion) Car Bumper Sticker

tagged with: optical illusion, visual, visualization, duck, rabbit, question, query, illusion, illusory, psyche, psychology, gestalt, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, humor, attitude, geek, brain teaser, inquiry, picture, portrait, riddles, brain teasers

Do you think that this picture is a duck or a rabbit? Make others do a double-take with any of these optical illusion gifts that asks "Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit?" Featuring infamous gestalt phenomenon picture of an entity that is both duck and rabbit. Optical illusion visual fun for all who imagine!

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Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Shirt

tagged with: historic route, us highway 99, california, vintage, transportation, history, route, humor, attitude, signs, traffic engineer, traffic sign, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, highway, freeway, californian, interstate system, land

If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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Tuesday, September 22, 2015

The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) 10 Oz Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

tagged with: electromagnetic spectrum,electromagnetism,wavelengths,physics,educational,words and unwords

Showcase your knowledge of "The Electromagnetic Spectrum" with any of these physics wavelength gifts. Educational, scientific gifts for all who are interested in electromagnetism!

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Krebs Cycle A.K.A. Citric Acid Cycle Tricarboxylic Tshirts

tagged with: energy, atp, adenosine triphosphate, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, geek, funny, humor, attitude, biology, chemistry, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, chemist, scientist, energy cycle, cellular, mitochondria, science teacher, educational resources

Face it, you are powered by the Krebs cycle! Showcase your Krebs cycle attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, which is also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take today and take a closer look at your energy cycle! Educational scientific fun for all!

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Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside Nephron Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: renal, words and unwords, inside, nephron, kidney, geek, sophisticated reprocessing machine, nephrology, nephrologist

Showcase your renal attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take on a key component of the human body's execretory system today! Great gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Open Source Java Duke) Commuter Bags

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry computer geek humor side with a dose of open source attitude with this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke reading "Da Java Code" in a comfy chair along with the saying "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Reboot Needed (Anatomical Brain Humor) Basic Round Button Keychain

tagged with: reboot needed,anatomical brain,brain humor,geek,brain,attitude,humor,anatomy,reboot,words and unwords,computer geek speak,funny,saying,truism,brainy,psyche,psychology,anatomical

Do you need a reboot, now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with any of these "Reboot Needed" saying gifts today!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Helicopter Parent Inside (Sign) Tee Shirts

tagged with: helicopter parent inside, parent, parenting, sign, signage, funny, geek, humor, attitude, transportation sign, helicopter, heliport, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, saying, air

Are you a helicopter parent? Showcase your wry parental style with any of these gifts featuring the sign for a heliport, along with the saying "Helicopter Parent Inside". Make others do a double-take about the way that you parent with a dose of transportation sign humor today!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Dart Boards

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Geological Time Scale (Geological Age) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: earth science, geology, geologist, earth's age, timeline, geological time scale, scale, earth scientist, scientist, attitude, wordsunwords, periods, epochs, eons, wordsandunwords, earth's history, educational, time, time line, words and unwords, educational resources

No matter what age you are, if you are into Earth's history and geological age, you'll enjoy any of these colorful time line gifts featuring the geological time scale, complete with periods and epochs. Showcase your geological attitude with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Decals For Laptops

tagged with: budding inside, budding, buds, types of buds, inside, biology, botany, gardener, words and unwords, geek, biologist, ecologist, botanist, science, scientist, educational, saying, truism, development, developmental, gardening, environmentalist, science teacher, growing up, growth, nature, humor

Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Laptop Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the scientific truism saying "Love Is A Chemical Reaction".

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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Nikola Tesla Capacity Of Earth Charge Electrified Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: magnetosphere, nikola tesla, earth quote, magnet, alternate currents, geek, wireless, words and unwords, if electrified, what charge does the earth

Nikola Tesla, father of today's wireless society and inventor of the radio, once asked the following: "A point of great importance would be first to know what is the capacity of the earth? And what charge does it contain if electrified?" Electrical engineers, scientists, physicists, inventors, and those into electricity and magnetic forces will enjoy this philosophical and scientific quote on any of these gifts! Timeless question for all those who know about alternate currents!

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Lac Operon Classic Example Prokaryotic Gene Reg Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: lac operon, prokaryote, gene regulation, geek, molecular biology, molecular biologist, microbiologist, biologist, science, scientist, educational, biology teacher, humor, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, prokaryotic, educational resources

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the classic example of prokaryotic gene regulation, the lac operon. This is an operon required for the transport and metabolism of lactose in Escherichia coli and some other enteric bacteria. Gene regulation of the lac operon was the first complex genetic regulatory mechanism to be elucidated and is one of the earliest examples of prokaryotic gene regulation. Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, molecular biology attitude gifts!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Dartboard

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline (Molecule) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: adrenalin, flight or fight, chemistry, biology, chemical molecule, powered by adrenaline, words and unwords, medicine, adrenaline, geek humor

Showcase your knowledge of chemical structure with a dose of geek attitude with any of these informative, educational gifts featuring the molecular structure of adrenaline along with the saying that many runners and those who are active on a daily basis can agree with: "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline".

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Letterhead

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, geek, query, question, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, humor, attitude, inquiry, code, air traffic controllers, communication, methods, techniques

No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Ankylosaurid (Dinosaurs Are Fun) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring an Ankylosaurid. An ankylosaurid is a member of the Ankylosauridae family of armored dinosaurs that evolved 125 million years ago and became extinct 65 million years ago during the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event. Ankylosaurids usually had a thick armor plating of fused bone, often interspersed with a variety of spikes and lumps. Ankylosaurids were so heavily armored that some advanced species even had armored eyelids. Gifts for all fans of these armor-plated dinosaurs!

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Skulls Of Our Ancestors (Six Skulls Evolution) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cases

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Evolutionists and evolutionary biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the six skulls of our ancestors in the drawing "Skulls Of Our Ancestors".

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Shirts

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Letterhead

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Small Square Tile

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Chess The Art Of War (Matisse Font) Shirts

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Avid chess players who view the chessboard as a war zone will enjoy any of these wry chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Chess - The Art Of War" in Matisse font. Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess with any of these timeless chess humor gifts!

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A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

tagged with: wonderland invitation, adventure, wonderland, humor, attitude, white rabbit, blowing a trumpet, horn, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice in wonderland, wonderland fan, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your wry Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's drawing of White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take the next you invite!

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My Life Frequently Unravels (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: my life frequently unravels, dna replication, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid, leading strand, lagging strand, science, scientist, scientific, funny, geek, humor, attitude, biology, biologist, molecular biology, molecular biologist, saying, truism, sarcasm, definition, modernity, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, my life, unravels, educational, medical, medicine, genetics, genes, geneticist, truisms

Do your life unravel frequently? Let others know about the hectic life you lead with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with the saying "My Life Frequently Unravels". Make others do a double-take today with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these geek truisms!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these postage stamps featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what a bridge player can't do too much of with this postage gift!

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Shirts

tagged with: investor, investing, words and unwords, investment advice, invest carefully, geek humor, value investor, economics, money, drawbridge sign, sign humor

Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Postcard

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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It's All Downhill From Here (Transportation Sign) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you feel sad or melancholy at times? Do you feel that your life is going downhill? Or, alternatively, are you going to coast all the way downhill? Look no further than any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for downhill ahead along with the truism saying that you often hear: "It's All Downhill From Here". Memorable transportation sign attitude gifts for all who are going downhill -- whether physically, mentally, or emotionally. Fun gag gifts for those feeling blue and who are interested in warning others!

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Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

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Android developers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid with palette and artist's brush along with the following saying: "Software Development Is An Artistic Endeavor". Make others do a double-take on what the process of software development is all about with a dose of artistic attitude today!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) iPad Mini Case

Skulls Of Our Ancestors (Six Skulls Evolution) Dart Board

tagged with: skulls of our ancestors, six skulls, evolution, biology, paleontology, skulls, human evolution, illustration, words and unwords, ancestors

My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key anatomical parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Great gift for any dermatologist or anyone into skin!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Belt Buckles

Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life? (Open) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you love chess? Do you love life? Showcase your inner chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring an open knight's tour, along with the inspirational query: "Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life?"The Knight's Tour is a mathematical problem involving a knight on an empty chessboard. The knight moves according to the rules of chess and must visit each square exactly once. Ask yourself and others this key question and make others do a double-take about where they have been in life with any of these inspirational thought-provoking gifts! No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Rectangular Belt Buckles

A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

If you're looking for a small invitation or an RSVP card, you'll enjoy any of these "A Wonderland Invitation Just For You" cards featuring White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as designed by John Tenniel and found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Note: The back is completely customizable for your RSVP needs.

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