Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Our Solar System In A Nutshell Round Wall Clock

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Adult Apron

tagged with: earth, earth's layers, structure of the earth, rheological, geology, earth science, exosphere, core, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Letterhead

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Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Letterhead

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) T-shirt

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Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Tee Shirt

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Do you know what you are coded for -- in life? Showcase your wry genetic code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the genetic code for various amino acids arranged in a wheel. Includes the following query: "What Are You Coded For?" Memorable biological double-entendre saying gifts for all who wonder what they are coded for in life!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Dart Boards

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If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Dart Board

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Galaxy S2 Cover

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Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: skin, warning, anatomy, dermatologist, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, dermatology, humor, geek, saying

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Round Wallclock

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Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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In Love With My Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) T Shirts

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Are you in love with your heartbeat? Ever desired to know what a heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram? Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram gifts featuring the saying "In Love With My Heartbeat" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take about why you are in love with your heartbeat with these geek humor gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

tagged with: money, sun, solar energy, what a source of power, thomas edison, quote, quotation, solar power enthusiast, words and unwords, edison, environmentalist, clean energy, solar power, science, scientist, inventor, entrepreneur, attitude, inventors

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Shirt

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Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Friday, September 18, 2015

If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile T Shirt

tagged with: advice, extremophile, geological, geochemistry, geochemical, grand prismatic spring, science, geology, earth science, saying, geek, humor, attitude, extreme, words and unwords, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park. Comes with a twist on the common advice saying of "If you can't stand the heat ..." that will make others do a double-take: "If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile". An extremophile is an organism that thrives in and may even require physically or geochemically extreme conditions that are detrimental to most life on Earth. Scientific educational humor for anyone who understands that one needs to adapt to the environment, no matter how extreme, in order to survive and thrive! Memorable advice humor gifts for those who thrive where others do not!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Wrist Watch

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Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with this geek humor watch!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Skins For The iPhone 4

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Just Sending You My Thoughts (Neuron / Synapse) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry neurological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Just Sending You My Thoughts". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for neurologists, psychologists, biologists, neuroscientists -- and anyone with a thoughtful, anatomical sense of humor!

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Small Square Tile

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Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) Shirts

Center Of Cell Command Inside (Nucleus) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Cell biologists and those who enjoy being in control and at the center will smile and wink at any of these tongue-in-cheek biological attitude gifts featuring all of the key parts of nucleus. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to refer to: "Center Of Cell Command Inside". For all fans of eukaryotes!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Tee Shirt

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Showcase your 3-D geography side with any of these gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands. Satellite photo imagery gifts. No need to have visited Viti Levu to enjoy three dimensional Picture Earth visual fun from an out-of-this-world perspective!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Skin For 17" Laptop

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Laptop Computer Bag

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Adenosine triphosphate biochemical attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for ATP along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of science humor today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Round Wallclock

Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm 17" Laptop Skin

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, attitude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Gifts for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Postcard

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No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat fun today with these memorable saying gifts! Perfect gag gift for anyone alive!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) iPhone 5C Covers

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Party Plates

Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Mouse Pad

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Tshirt

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Design For A Flying Machine (Leonardo da Vinci) Dart Board

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All fans of flight and Leonardo da Vinci will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration by Renaissance genius da Vinci known as "Design For A Flying Machine", circa 1505.

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Dartboard With Darts

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Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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My Wife & My Mother-In-Law (Optical Ilusion) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your knowledge of gestalt the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the infamous optical illusion "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law".

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Corporate Restructuring Ahead (Chainsaw Sign) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: office humor, corporate restructuring ahead, words and unwords, warning, sign, organizational psychology, transportation sign, mergers and acquisitions, humor, geek humor

Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with any of these gifts featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect gag gift for anyone who has had their position restructured or who works in a dynamic, ever-changing industry!

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Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Bicycle Playing Cards

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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Bug Droid Heart (Love) Two Gold Rings Pink Cake Galaxy S5 Cases

tagged with: bug droid, two gold rings, pink cake, red heart, software developer, wedding preparation mode, software engineer, words and unwords, android, bugdroid, geek, humor, geek wedding thoughts

Any of these gifts are great for Android developers (software developers, software engineers) who are thinking about getting married and are in wedding thought mode. Featuring Android's Bug Droid encased in a red heart with two gold rings on its main frame and pink cake in the background. No need to be married or celebrating an anniversary to enjoy! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Are Winter Storms Like Nemo Fluke Or New Reality? Bicycle Playing Cards

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Showcase your meteorological sense of style with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo taken by NASA along with the following ponderous caption: "Are Winter Storms Like Nemo A Fluke Or The New Reality In A World Of Climate Change?"

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) Tshirt

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If you operate on a convoluted cycle, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the saying: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle". Make others do a double-take with any of these biochemistry gifts today! Memorable gifts for doctors, nurses, scientists, and anyone who operates on a convoluted cycle!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Round Metal Christmas Ornament

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Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Galaxy SII Covers

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Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

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Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect (Brain) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect".

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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