Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Dartboard

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Showcase your wry psychological and anatomical side with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Memorable advice to anyone who can't stop thinking and who loves to take a nap now and then!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) 2 Inch Square Button

tagged with: enigmatic, enigma, nikola tesla, physics, electromagnetism, alternate current, scientist, inventor, engineer, electrical engineer, physicist, wireless, radio, wizard of wireless, tesla, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, electricity, nine pictures, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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Carl Linnaeus Father Of Modern Taxonomy Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: carl linnaeus,father of modern taxonomy,modern taxonomy,biologist,ecologist,naturalist,scientist,taxonomy,words and unwords,botanist

Naturalists, botanists, and biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Carl Linnaeus, Swedish botanist, physician, and zoologist, who laid the foundations for the modern scheme of binomial nomenclature in the 18th century. Linnaeus lived from 1707 to 1778 and is known as the "Father Of Modern Taxonomy". Memorable educational gifts for all fans of Linnaeus, also known as Carl von Linné after ennoblement or by his Latin name Carolus Linnæus.

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with this stamp featuring the following saying that any pi fan will love: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Stamps

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Showcase your Morse code fan side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to read IMC, along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Great postage gift for any user of Morse code!

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Evolution Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Equilibrm Round Wallclock

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, attitude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Gifts for all those who understand that their own lives can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives! Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives." Memorable evolutionary psychology humor for all those who know about how one's life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism and punctuated equilibrium perspectives. No need to be a biologist or geologist or paleontologist to enjoy!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: beauty, words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, saying, skin deep, medical, dermatologist, cannot be just skin deep, geek humor

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: emt inside, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, geek humor

Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Award

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Reflective Chess Set) Postage Stamps

tagged with: chess, reflective chess set, go ahead make your move, chess advice, chess set, words and unwords, chess player, chess pieces

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying stamps featuring a reflective chess set along with the following words often heard at the chess board: "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Stand out from the crowd with these chess truism stamps!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Dartboards

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: wonderland, time has come, walrus, carpenter, john tenniel, lewis carroll, through the looking glass, what alice found there, nonsense, words and unwords, poem, geek, humor, attitude, illogical, shoes ships sealing wax, whether pigs have wings, quote, quotation

Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Galaxy SIII Covers

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, outsource, outsourcing, anatomy, philosopher, thinker, medical, do not outsource your thinking, geek humor

Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of educational humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Do Not Outsource Your Thinking". Sound advice brainy humor gifts that will be appreciated by teachers, philosophers, psychologists, and anyone who works in the information era and understands that one's brain cannot be outsourced!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statisticians, stats, statistics, bell curve, standard deviation, statistical, humor, geek, funny, attitude, math, mathematician, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, methods, techniques

Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with these stats attitude gifts today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Pet Tags

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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See What Schooling Has Done To Me (Vesalius) Cake Pick

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Schooling humor gifts featuring skeleton leaning on pedestal along with the saying "See What Schooling Has Done To Me". Featuring Vesalius's classic skeleton leaning on a pedestal, with a skull underneath its hand. Memorable graduation geek humor gifts for any graduate who feels likes a skeleton after all of the studying in school!

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) Letterhead

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No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Waves Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: rayleigh wave, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, waves, physics, earthquakes, just roll along their waves, wave, physicist, advice, saying, scientist, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational

No need to have been in an earthquake to enjoy seismology attitude with any of these Rayleigh wave gifts. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Their Waves". Rayleigh waves are a type of surface acoustic wave that travels on solids and are of a rolling nature, similar to ocean surface waves. Make others do a double-take at exactly what happens during an earthquake with a dose of educational geophysics surface wave advice today!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Letterhead

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Small Square Tile

Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse Throw Pillow

tagged with: give your neurons a rest, take a nap, anatomy, neuron, synapse, psyche, nap, napper, medical, words and unwords, medicine, psychology, rest, sleep

No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this pillow gift featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Sound advice for all who need a nap now and then!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) T-shirts

Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Poster

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Showcase your pi fan side with this poster featuring the irrational and infinite number pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Small Square Tile

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If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Yubo Lunchbox

tagged with: dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition, pilot, morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, geek, dits and dahs

Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring IMC along with the following saying that pilots and amateur radio operators will agree with: "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Round Clocks

tagged with: beauty, words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, saying, skin deep, medical, dermatologist, cannot be just skin deep, geek humor

Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Decals For The iPhone 4S

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

Showcase your wry ECG / EKG electrocardiogram sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to be an EMT to enjoy!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Letterhead

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Belt Buckles

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Tshirts

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote Round Clock

Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Dart Board

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Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Wristwatches

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a cross-out over a supply-and-demand curve graph along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about money matters: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Dartboard With Darts

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Do you see the third pitchfork -- being supported by nothing? Showcase wry optical illusion attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the classic "The Devil's Pitchfork". No need to believe in the devil or be religious to enjoy!

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Chronically Sleep Deprived Ahead (Warning Sign) Postage Stamps

tagged with: chronically sleep deprived ahead, sign humor, signage, sleep deprived lifestyle, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, sign, warning sign, yellow diamond warning sign, geek humor

Are you a sleep deprived person? If you are, you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Chronically (Sleep) Deprived Ahead". Make others do a double-take on why you are able to write more often with a dose of wry sign humor today!

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Hungry Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: hungry software developer inside, hungry, software, software development, software developer, software engineer, android, bug droid, geek, words and unwords, code, truism, saying, robot, funny, humor, attitude, cupcake, eclair, doughnut, programmer, coder, computer engineer, development companies

If you are a hungry software developer in the open source Android world, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android / bug droid robot along with a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair and the saying "Hungry Software Developer Inside". Memorable software engineer humor for all who work with open source code in the Android world! Apropos geek attitude gifts for all software developers just starting out and are hungry for code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) Tees

tagged with: jerk circuit, life is nothing but a, jerk, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, words and unwords, physicist, jolt, surge, equation, mechanics, electrical engineer, saying, attitude, life metaphor, educational, funny, mechanical engineer

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Round Wall Clocks

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No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry nephron humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". Nephrologists will enjoy any of these anatomical saying gifts!

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My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

tagged with: my energy, a never-ending cycle, biochemistry, krebs cycle, energy, energy cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, geek, humor, scientist, educational, biochemist, funny, attitude, saying, truism, lifestyle

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle". Make others do a double-take on where you get your energy from with a dose of educational attitude with these memorable science humor gifts! Showcase your indefatigable biochemical side!

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Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, outsource, outsourcing, anatomy, philosopher, thinker, medical, do not outsource your thinking, geek humor

We All Regress To The Mean Eventually (Statistics) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry linear regression side with any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the stats truism saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean when you talk about the concept of "regression to the mean" with a dose of statistics attitude today!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Round Wallclocks