Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Dartboard With Darts

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Do you see the third pitchfork -- being supported by nothing? Showcase wry optical illusion attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the classic "The Devil's Pitchfork". No need to believe in the devil or be religious to enjoy!

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Chronically Sleep Deprived Ahead (Warning Sign) Postage Stamps

tagged with: chronically sleep deprived ahead, sign humor, signage, sleep deprived lifestyle, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, sign, warning sign, yellow diamond warning sign, geek humor

Are you a sleep deprived person? If you are, you'll enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Chronically (Sleep) Deprived Ahead". Make others do a double-take on why you are able to write more often with a dose of wry sign humor today!

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Hungry Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: hungry software developer inside, hungry, software, software development, software developer, software engineer, android, bug droid, geek, words and unwords, code, truism, saying, robot, funny, humor, attitude, cupcake, eclair, doughnut, programmer, coder, computer engineer, development companies

If you are a hungry software developer in the open source Android world, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android / bug droid robot along with a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair and the saying "Hungry Software Developer Inside". Memorable software engineer humor for all who work with open source code in the Android world! Apropos geek attitude gifts for all software developers just starting out and are hungry for code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) Tees

tagged with: jerk circuit, life is nothing but a, jerk, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, words and unwords, physicist, jolt, surge, equation, mechanics, electrical engineer, saying, attitude, life metaphor, educational, funny, mechanical engineer

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence (Nephron) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: renal attitude, renal, kidney, medical, words and unwords, geek, life is nothing but, a renal existence, nephrologist, nephron, attitude, anatomical, humor, saying, excretory system, dialysis patient, nephrology, science, educational

No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry nephron humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Renal Existence". Nephrologists will enjoy any of these anatomical saying gifts!

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My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

tagged with: my energy, a never-ending cycle, biochemistry, krebs cycle, energy, energy cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, geek, humor, scientist, educational, biochemist, funny, attitude, saying, truism, lifestyle

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle". Make others do a double-take on where you get your energy from with a dose of educational attitude with these memorable science humor gifts! Showcase your indefatigable biochemical side!

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Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, outsource, outsourcing, anatomy, philosopher, thinker, medical, do not outsource your thinking, geek humor

Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of educational humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Do Not Outsource Your Thinking". Sound advice brainy humor gifts that will be appreciated by teachers, philosophers, psychologists, and anyone who works in the information era and understands that one's brain cannot be outsourced!

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We All Regress To The Mean Eventually (Statistics) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, linear regression, statistician, words and unwords, statistics, regress to the mean, data, regression, regression to the mean, geek humor, graph

Showcase your wry linear regression side with any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the stats truism saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean when you talk about the concept of "regression to the mean" with a dose of statistics attitude today!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Letterhead

tagged with: accelerating, decelerating, different fates of the universe, you are here, astronomer, physics, astrophysicist, universe, geek, words and unwords, astronomy, physicist, fates, fates of the universe, science, scientist, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, graph, saying, definition, direction, lifestyle

No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Luggage Tag

tagged with: be in your own element, think periodically, chemistry, elemental, periodic table of elements, elements, geek, words and unwords, humor, periodically, saying, double-entendre, double meaning, scientific, educational, science humor, think, thinker, advice, scientific advice

Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Galaxy SIII Covers

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Wrist Watch

tagged with: wine conoisseur, wine lover, wine, wine grape berry, botany, wine maker, grape berry, words and unwords, to know your wine, know our wine grape berries, vintage, botanist, biology, biologist, saying, truism, science, scientist, drink, humor, attitude, anatomy, anatomical, wine connoisseur, education

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy this watch featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others the next time you tell time with a dose of fruit-filled fun!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse 2 Inch Round Button

tagged with: neuron, still thinking, words and unwords, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, neurologist, not yet retired, retiree, retired

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Shirts

tagged with: enigmatic, enigma, nikola tesla, physics, electromagnetism, alternate current, scientist, inventor, engineer, electrical engineer, physicist, wireless, radio, wizard of wireless, tesla, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, electricity, nine pictures, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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I'm So Catabolic (Proteinogenic Amino Acids) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: geek, words and unwords, catabolism, humor, amino acids, proteinogenic amino acids, i'm so catabolic, science humor, biology, catabolic

Showcase your wry catabolic side with any of these biochemistry / biology attitude gifts featuring proteinogenic amino acids along with the saying "I'm So Catabolic".

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Wristwatches

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, words and unwords, math geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pi, geek, humor, pi day humor, mathematician, irrational number

Showcase your pi lover side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring pi on a baked pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) Cases For iPad

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Showcase your chocoholic geek sense of style the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring the theobromine molecule along with the following saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate".

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition, pilot, morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, geek, dits and dahs

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Stamp

tagged with: coelacanth, living fossil inside, joke, gag gift, biology, paleontologist, humor, inside, geek, words and unwords, biologist, funny, living fossil, age, old age, latimeria, science, scientist, age humor, attitude, saying, truism, evolution, naturalist, fish, evolve, lifestyle

Showcase your wry evolutionary attitude the next time you send correspondence with any of these stamps featuring a coelacanth, along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Living Fossil Inside".

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Letterhead

tagged with: beauty, words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, saying, skin deep, medical, dermatologist, cannot be just skin deep, geek humor

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

Showcase your wry medical sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Wrist Watch

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Showcase your wry magnetic attitude the next time you tell time with a dose of physics humor with this watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the scientific saying that says it all: "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Great geek humor watch gift for anyone who finds time passing moment to moment!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Kitchen Towel

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Round Wall Clock

tagged with: madness and creativity, can all stem from, drink, drink me, alice, wonderland, wonderland attitude, lewis carroll, words and unwords, john tenniel, saying, creativity

Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following Wonderland truism saying: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink".

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Dartboards

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, outsource, outsourcing, anatomy, philosopher, thinker, medical, do not outsource your thinking, geek humor

Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: normal, psyche, psychology, normality, normal distribution curve, bell curve, query, saying, rhetorical question, funny, geek, humor, attitude, stats, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, percentages, educational, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Letterhead

Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: words and unwords, biochemical energy, biochemistry, biochemist, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, filled with biochemical energy, geek humor, tricarboxylic acid cycle, chemistry, tcac

Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Great gifts for any scientist or science teacher!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Stamp

No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Shirts

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Earth scientists and geographers who know about the deepest point in the Earth's continental crust will enjoy any of these Mariana Trench gifts! Featuring a cross-section of the Mariana Arc where the Mariana Trench, currently estimated to be up to 10,971 m (35,994 ft) deep, is located. Memorable scientific gifts for all fans of plate tectonics!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Round Clock

Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Letterhead

BRCA2 Breast Cancer Type 2 Susceptibility Protein 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: genetics, type 2 susceptibility protein, breast cancer researcher, medicine, protein, breast cancer, words and unwords, brca2, biology, oncology

Showcase your knowledge of biology and breast cancer with any of these gifts featuring a crystal structure of BRCA2, the breast cancer type 2 susceptibility protein. This protein is involved in the repair of chromosomal damage with an important role in the error-free repair of DNA double strand breaks. Certain variations / mutations of the BRCA2 gene increase risks for breast cancer as part of a hereditary breast-ovarian cancer syndrome.

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Watch

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry Krebs cycle side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a diagram of the electron transport chain along with the following scientific truism: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Classic geek attitude gift - no need to be a chemist, biochemist, or biologist to enjoy!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Puzzles

tagged with: dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition, pilot, morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, geek, dits and dahs

Circle Of Life (Phylogenetic Tree Of Life Biology) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: circle of life, biology, biologist, evolution, circular phylogenetic tree of life, science, geek humor, humor, itude, scientist, paleontologist, bacteria, saying, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, science teacher

If you're into evolution or biology, you'll enjoy this gift featuring the phylogenetic tree of life in a circle -- i.e., "The Circle Of Life". Make others do a double-take with wry scientific geek humor the next time you surf the web!

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Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (Sinus Rhythm ECG/EKG) Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: heartbeat life's rhythm, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, saying

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram side with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the medical truism saying "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm". No need to be an EMT or medical professional to enjoy!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Stationery

tagged with: beauty, words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, saying, skin deep, medical, dermatologist, cannot be just skin deep, geek humor

Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Checkmate Is My Motto (Reflective Chess Set) T Shirt

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Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with these memorable chess saying gifts today!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts

tagged with: competitive genes inside,dna,dna replication,geek,attitude,genes,genetics,molecular biology,words and unwords,science,humor,saying,competitive,biologist,geneticist,molecular biologist,scientist

Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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