Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Yubo Lunchbox

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Have lunch with a dose of scientific flair with this lunchbox featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following caption: "From Light To Chemical Energy". Classic geek attitude gift for anyone who knows about the importance of photosynthesis to life itself!

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Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Rectangular Sticker

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, outsource, outsourcing, anatomy, philosopher, thinker, medical, do not outsource your thinking, geek humor

Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of educational humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Do Not Outsource Your Thinking". Sound advice brainy humor gifts that will be appreciated by teachers, philosophers, psychologists, and anyone who works in the information era and understands that one's brain cannot be outsourced!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: stats, humor, geek, statistics, statistician, statistical, bell curve, just a normally distributed genius, genius, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, funny, words and unwords, saying, psyche, psychology, educational, truism, lifestyle

Are you a genius? Do you know about the normal distribution curve? Showcase your wry statistical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the Gaussian curve or normal distribution curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of psychological, educational statistical style today!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole Time Travel Wristwatches

tagged with: time travel, wormhole, computer scientist, software developer, software engineer, science fiction, geek, time gate, open source, words and unwords, duke, physics, physicist, engineer, funny, software development, spacetime, time, space, humor, attitude, programmer, devices

Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through spacetime. Make others do a double-take on time travel with this watch gift for anyone who loves the future!

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Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside Wrist Watch

tagged with: warning, extreme temperatures, found inside, inside, sun, solar flares, parts of the sun, words and unwords, geek, humor, astronomy, astronomer, scientist, hot, attitude, space

Let your astronomical geek side show the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a cut-out view of our Sun along with the following saying: "Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside". No need to be an astronomer to enjoy!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: be in your own element, think periodically, chemistry, elemental, periodic table of elements, elements, geek, words and unwords, humor, periodically, saying, double-entendre, double meaning, scientific, educational, science humor, think, thinker, advice, scientific advice

Showcase your wry and sly scientific sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what you truly mean: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically".

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Shirts

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No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Hand Towel

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Tshirt

tagged with: neuron, still thinking, words and unwords, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, neurologist, not yet retired, retiree, retired

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirts

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, father of radio, wireless, radio, electrical engineer, science, scientist, patent, alternating current, ac dynamo, ac dynamo electrical system, electrical system, vintage, scientific, attitude, geek, engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, us patent 390721, inventor, physics, physicist, instruments, devices

Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: plant biotechnology in perspective, biotechnology, perspective, plant, biology, agriculture, cisgenesis, transgenesis, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biologist, plant molecular biologist, scientist, cultivar, conventional breeding

Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Shirts

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Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, words and unwords, math geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pi, geek, humor, pi day humor, mathematician, irrational number

Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation iPhone 4/4S Cases

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: think binary, think binary clock, geek humor, humor, saying, math, mathematician, computer scientist, words and unwords, binary system, geek, attitude

Celebrate your geek side with any of these gifts featuring a clock with all of the hour numbers in binary form along with the following saying in the middle: "Think Binary". Make others do a double-take about the binary world today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Note Pads

tagged with: dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition, pilot, morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, geek, dits and dahs

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Acrylic Award

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Life's Music Found Inside (Heartbeat ECG/EKG) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

Showcase your EMT sense of style with this laptop bag gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Life's Music Found Inside".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Dartboards

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess (Chess Set) Tees

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life, generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Drink Pitchers

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Monday, September 14, 2015

Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Wristwatch

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Showcase your wry astronomical attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the relative sizes of our solar system's planets and their relative distance to the sun. Includes the caption that says it all: "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Plate Tectonics Earth's Natural Faults (World Map) Tee Shirts

tagged with: earth science, earth scientist, plate tectonics, earth, world map, earth's natural faults, faults, psyche, geology, seismology, geologist, seismologist, earthquake, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, science, scientist, plates of the world, wordsandunwords, educational resources

No need to be a geologist or seismologist or earth scientist to know about plate tectonics. If you've ever been in an earthquake, you'll understand these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the title and caption "Plate Tectonics - Earth's Natural Faults". Make others do a double-take about exactly where Earth's faults lie with this world map featuring the plates of the Earth!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Letterhead

Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Classic White Coffee Mug

Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron / Synapse) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: neuron, humor, words and unwords, synapse, advice, anatomy, think, take the synaptic leap, geek humor, neurology, psychology

Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with this neuron / synapse design along with the following truism saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of anatomical and biological psyche attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tie

Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) T-shirts

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No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Stationery

Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, words and unwords, math geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pi, geek, humor, pi day humor, mathematician, irrational number

This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Dry-Erase Whiteboard

Life Is A Saddle Point Mathematician Humor 5.25x5.25 Square Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: life is a saddle point, math, geometry, humor, geek, mathematics, mathematician, saddle point, words and unwords, funny, attitude, saying

If you are hosting a birthday party for a mathematician, you'll enjoy these customizable birthday invitations featuring the saying "Life Is A Saddle Point" on the front. Make others do a double-take with a dose of math humor for your next party today with these invitations that are customizable to suit your needs!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Letterhead

tagged with: dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition, pilot, morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, geek, dits and dahs

It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (Sinus Rhythm) Laptop Bags

tagged with: heartbeat is my modus operandi, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, humor, medical, heartbeat, ekg, modus operandi, sinus rhythm

Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with this laptop case featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable geek / EMT humor gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Letterhead

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game Shirt

tagged with: i can resist anything,but a chess game,chess,chess game,chess addict,chess humor,chess players,chess teachers,words and unwords,chess saying,chess attitude

Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "I Can Resist Anything But A Chess Game". Memorable chess humor saying gifts for anyone who just can't resist a chess game! Perfect gifts for chess teachers, chess addicts, and anyone who can be tempted by the game of chess!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Small Square Tile

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Shirts

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Bicycle Playing Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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Represent Your Figures Express Purpose In The Mind Dart Boards

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Do you paint or draw? If you draw people or other figures, you'll enjoy this timeless Renaissance quote by genius Leonardo da Vinci on any of these quotation gifts. Quote says: "Represent your figures in such action as may be fitted to express what purpose is in the mind of each; otherwise your art will not be admirable." Includes self-portrait drawing by da Vinci. Memorable words of wisdom gifts for all artists!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Letterhead

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Showcase your wry econ humor with a dose of sound economic advice with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable saying gifts for all do-it-yourself investors who need a reminder on what not to do!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Shush! Ideas Under Construction (Sign Humor) Dartboard

tagged with: shush, ideas under construction, humor, geek, ideas, thinker, philosopher, sign, signage, words and unwords, construction sign, saying

Showcase your wry thinker sense of humor with any of these sign humor gifts featuring a construction sign along with the saying "Shush! Ideas Under Construction". Memorable gifts for anyone who works with ideas!

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Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Motorola Droid RAZR Cover

tagged with: bug droid, bugdroid, illusion, optical illusion, scintillating grid illusion, incubating ideas inside, geek, saying, words and unwords, software engineer, inside, humor, attitude, software engineering, software developer, software development, mobile phone operating system, programmers, funny, grid illusion

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bug Droid (bugdroid) gifts featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape, position, colour, and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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