Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, September 14, 2015

Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tie

tagged with: study physics, physics teacher, be powerful, words and unwords, physicist, physics major, advice, equations, power, geek humor

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States Shirt

tagged with: geography, geographer, science, satellite, photo, satellite photo, mid-atlantic states, snowfall, weather, snowfall across mid-atlantic states, imagery, picture earth, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, meteorology, meteorologist, scientist, earth scientist, science in society

Ever seen snowfall across the Mid-Atlantic states on a weather radar map? Showcase satellite photo geography with any of these Picture Earth gifts that feature "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid satellite imagery gifts -- no need to live on the East Coast to enjoy!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: my energy cycle,keeps me going,krebs cycle,citric acid cycle,tcac,tricarboxylic acid cycle,geek,humor,attitude,words and unwords,biochemistry,biologist,chemist,biochemist,scientist,funny geek saying,saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron Towel

tagged with: building blocks, for a healthy life, kidney, nephron, renal attitude, renal, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, dialysis patient, life saying, medical, medicine, saying, attitude, educational, scientific

Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today!

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From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Round Wallclock

tagged with: from light to chemical energy, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, energy, atp, autotroph, chloroplast, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biology, chemistry, thylakoid

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to appreciate the light-depend reactions of photosynthesis on any of these gifts featuring the scientific truism saying "From Light To Chemical Energy". Colorful, educational geek attitude gifts for all who know about how energy (ATP - adenosine triphosphate) gets produced in photosynthesis!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole Time Travel Letterhead

tagged with: time travel, wormhole, computer scientist, software developer, software engineer, science fiction, geek, time gate, open source, words and unwords, duke, physics, physicist, engineer, funny, software development, spacetime, time, space, humor, attitude, programmer, devices

Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of space-time that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through space-time. Make others do a double-take on time travel with any of these colorful open source geek gifts for anyone who loves the future!

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Round Clock

tagged with: words and unwords, brain, medicine, geek humor, consciousness, psyche, anatomy, psychology, sum of your parts, query

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Wrist Watches

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

Astronomers, geophysicists, and earth scientists will enjoy telling time with this educational, scientific illustration watch featuring "Orbital Variation".

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Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots T-shirts

tagged with: geology, words and unwords, hot spots, plate tectonics, earth scientists think about, earth science, humor, geek, postulated hot spots, world map of hot spots

Showcase your wry earth scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the postulated hot spots around the world, along with the saying that will surely make others around you shake their heads and wondering what you mean: "Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots All The Time". Tongue-in-cheek suggestive scientific humor for all those who think about plate tectonics and the breaks in the Earth's mantle all the time!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Round Clocks

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Courier Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with a dose of chemical geek attitude the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the following scientific saying: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Educational, elemental fun for all! No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse 2 Inch Round Magnet

tagged with: warning, geek, words and unwords, synapse, neuron, faulty connections inside, geek humor, neurology, anatomy, biology

Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific geek humor gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following saying for anyone who has a brain freeze: "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside".

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla Shirt

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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Shush! Silencing RNA Inside Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: biology, rna, sirna, molecular, shush, geek, humor, attitude, silencing, words and unwords, quiet, inside, funny, pathways, science, educational

No need to be a molecular biologist to showcase your silencing RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring small interfering RNA. Small interfering RNA (siRNA), sometimes known as short interfering RNA or silencing RNA, is a class of double-stranded RNA molecules, 20-25 nucleotides in length, that play a variety of roles in biology -- most notably, involvement in the RNA interference (RNAi) pathway, where it interferes with the expression of a specific gene. Molecular biology advice humor with any of these "Shush! Silencing RNA Inside" gifts!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Postage

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If you are a fan of pi or a pi lover, you'll enjoy wry math geek humor with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Showcase your pi attitude in your next correspondence with pi postage!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Round Wall Clock

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Skateboards

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Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side with this skateboard gift featuring an illustration of several congruent angles along with the saying "Are You Congruent?" Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of geek humor today!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Round Clock

tagged with: from telegraph to texting, historical communication, morse code, humor, communication, old school texting, geek, wireless communication, dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, radio, pilot, symbols, amateur radio operator

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Heartbeat My Internal Music (Electrocardiogram) Commuter Bags

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, medical, ekg, geek, medicine, my internal music

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music". No need to be an EMT, doctor, or working in the medical field to enjoy heartbeat humor today!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Tag For Bags

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Wristwatches

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, science, words and unwords, physicist, physics, humor, moment, magnetism, moment by moment, psychology

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy this watch featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting intellectual sense of style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with this watch the next time you tell time!

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Get A Mental Workout Play Chess (Reflective Chess) T Shirts

tagged with: chess teachers, words and unwords, play chess, chess, reflective chess set, chess humor, get a mental workout, chess advice, chess players, chess saying

Do you like to get a mental workout by playing chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! Memorable chess advice gifts for all who like to exercise their brain by playing the great game of chess!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Round Clocks

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Sunday, September 13, 2015

Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence (Elements) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: periodicity, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, chemist, the essence of my existence, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, attitude, chemistry teacher, funny, existential, philosophical, scientist

Showcase your wry periodic table of elements sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following geek attitude saying: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". No need to be a chemist to enjoy!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Puzzles

Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Laptop Sleeve

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Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this neuron / synapse laptop sleeve gift featuring the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside".

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Sweatshirt

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Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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Bacteriologists Know Gram-Positive Classification Square Sticker

tagged with: dendrogram, gram-positive, bacteriologists, words and unwords, gram-positive classification, microbiologist, biology, microbiology, know about gram-positive classification, bacteria

Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a dendrogram of gram-positive bacteria along with the saying "Bacteriologists Know About Gram-Positive Classification".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: geography, geographer, 3-d, visual, satellite, photo, picture earth, northern patagonia, patagonia, argentina, science, scientist, aerial, satellite imagery, plains, mountains, south america, stereoscopic image pair, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional

Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: pie humor, mathematician, mathematical constant, eat pi, words and unwords, math, math pi, geek humor, a world filled with pi, pi on baked pie

Showcase your hungry pi sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Great lunchbox gift for any mathematician or scientist!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Napkins

Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Courier Bags

Showcase your wry mathematical side with this mini messenger bag featuring an illustration of various congruent angles along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you travel: "Are You Congruent?"

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Beverage Coaster

Evolution My Life Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, itude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Show your scientific and evolutionary itude the next time you surf the web with any of these featuring two diagrams: one that represents phyletic gradualism and another that represents punctuated equilibrium. Comes with the saying for all who reflect on the evolution of their lives from a scientific, paleontological perspective: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism & punctuated equilibrium perspectives."

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

Heartbeat My Internal Music (Electrocardiogram) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, medical, ekg, geek, medicine, my internal music

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram attitude gifts featuring the saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets 15" Laptop Skins

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, science, words and unwords, physicist, physics, humor, moment, magnetism, moment by moment, psychology

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Square Sticker

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, think before you act, play chess, game of chess, chess advice, reflective chess set, chess, chess teacher, chess player

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Ringer Coffee Mug

tagged with: genes, humor, words and unwords, dna replication, dna, molecular biology, relaxing is in my dna, relaxing, genetics

If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge (Card Suits) Galaxy S5 Cases

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge". Words of wisdom gifts for all advocates of the game of bridge!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) Dart Boards

tagged with: rhombicuboctahedron, archimedean solid, eight triangular, eighteen square faces, math, geometry, geometric, mathematician, da vinci, words and unwords, scientist, drawing, dimension, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, educational, math teacher

Gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

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Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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