Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Small Square Tile

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: geneticists view life, from a twisted perspective, genes, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, humor, saying, words and unwords, geek, molecular biology, biologist, scientist, educational, funny

Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Round Clocks

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Showcase your wry da Vinci side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a tile of an illustration featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with the saying "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers."

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Round Clock

tagged with: happiness, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, words and unwords, happiness in life, a matter of equilibrium, saying, truism, advice, philosophy, psychologist, attitude, inspirational, intelligent, psychology

Showcase your wry economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor.

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Letterhead

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret Skin For Kindle Fire

tagged with: traffic signal, signals of life, words and unwords, hard to interpret, signage, geek humor, sign, advice, traffic light sign, transportation sign

Do you see the traffic signals of life as hard to interpret? If so, you'll enjoy any of these wry transportation / traffic sign gifts featuring the warning sign for traffic signal ahead along with the truism saying "The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret". Memorable gifts for all who are unsure of whether to stop, go, or slow down in life!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Drink Coaster

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Belt Buckle

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Round Clock

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

Showcase your wry biochemistry / chemistry sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following scientific rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Drink Coasters

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Round Clocks

tagged with: software engineers, java, java's duke, live in a fishbowl environment, fish tank humor, geek, attitude, open source, words and unwords, humor, saying, software developers, software engineering, software development

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: never mind, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, psyche, psychology, anatomical, words and unwords, parts of the human brain, mind, mindset, funny, attitude, saying, truism, brainy

Showcase your wry mentality with a dose of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying "Never Mind ... ". Makes a great psychological humor gift for anyone who shrugs a lot!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, average, math, statistican, mathematician, z-score, percentages under the curve, psychologist, saying, educational, science, geek

Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Tshirt

tagged with: earth scientist, hydrologist, study hydrology, words and unwords, geek attitude, earth, earth science, because water is everywhere, hydrology

Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Wristwatch

tagged with: saturn, planet saturn, photo of saturn's rings, astronomy, saturn's rings, saturn's rings shadow, words and unwords, astronomer, saturn fan

Astronomical attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring a photo of Saturn's rings.

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) Candy Jar

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Beverage Coasters

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse 2 Inch Square Magnet

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Tesla Our Machinery Driven Power Obtainable At Any Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: wireless, geek, words and unwords, power obtainable at any point, power, electrical engineer, our machinery will be driven, nikola tesla, physicist, universe, quote

Introduce yourself with a dose of wireless attitude with any of these business cards featuring a timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" inventor, scientist, and electrical engineer, Nikola Tesla, who once noted the following: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe."

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California T Shirts

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, pasadena, california, stereoscopic, 3-d, geographers, san gabriel mountains, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual, perspective, picture earth, methods, techniques

Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Puzzle

tagged with: pie humor, mathematician, mathematical constant, eat pi, words and unwords, math, math pi, geek humor, a world filled with pi, pi on baked pie

Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Round Wallclocks

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Wristwatches

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Let your wry cryptographic attitude shine the next time you wear this watch featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) of International Morse Code along with the saying that says it all: "Antiquated Code".

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Which Hominoid Are You? (Skeletons Humor) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: which hominoid are you, hominoid, hominids, primates, skeletons, humor, geek, joke, evolution, words and unwords, funny, rhetorical question

Showcase your wry evolutionary sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring various hominoid skeletons along with the rhetorical question: "Which Hominoid Are You?" Old World anthropoid mammals, more specifically a clade of tailless catarrhine primates, belonging to the biological superfamily Hominoidea, are known as Hominoids.

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Round Wallclock

tagged with: words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, i am comfortable in my, anatomical, own skin, dermatologist, skin anatomy, geek humor, medical

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Hand Towel

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, science, words and unwords, physicist, physics, humor, moment, magnetism, moment by moment, psychology

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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My Mind Is Made For Chess (Reflective Chess Set) T Shirt

tagged with: my mind is made for, words and unwords, chess teachers, chess attitude, chess game, reflective chess set, chess saying, chess, chess set, chess humor, chess players, grandmaster

Chess teachers and avid chess players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "My Mind Is Made For Chess". Make others do a double-take about what your mind is truly made for with a dose of chess attitude today!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Photo Plaque

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: coded for genealogy, dna replication, molecular biology, biologist, genes, genetics, words and unwords, family historian, genealogist, genealogy, dna, biology, molecular biologist, humor, genetic code

Showcase your wry genealogical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Genealogy". Make others do a double-take about their family history today! Memorable science humor gifts for any genealogist!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tag For Bags

Measurement Of Man (Vitruvian Man da Vinci) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, vitruvian man, da vinci, artist, sculptor, scientist, mathematician, measurements, measurement of man, words and unwords, math, measure, foot, hand, drawing, renaissance

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man, his infamous drawing of proportion, with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements with any of these educational, scientific and historical Measurement Of Man gifts!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Letterhead

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Watches

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Tell time with a dose of optical illusion / gestalt phenomenon attitude with this watch featuring "My Wife and My Mother-In-Law". View both images at the same time the next time you tell time!

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The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: traffic signal, signals of life, words and unwords, hard to interpret, signage, geek humor, sign, advice, traffic light sign, transportation sign

Friday, September 11, 2015

Radiation Dose Chart (Physics) Notebook

tagged with: radiation dose chart, physics, radiation, radiation chart, educational, scientific, physicist, words and unwords, science, radiation dosage, millirems, comparative perspective on radiation

Kudos goes to Randall Munroe of XKCD fame who created this "Radiation Dose Chart" and released the chart into the public domain. Educational chart puts the concept of radiation dose into comparative perspective. No need to work in the health or medicine or physics fields to understand what radiation dosage is all about with any of these gifts featuring a "Radiation Dose Chart". Memorable gifts for anyone who has ever had exposure to any level of radiation!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Shirts

tagged with: landscape, satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, visible earth, egypt, egyptian, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, sunglint on the nile, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Round Clocks

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Round Wallclock

tagged with: it's all organic, tcac, krebs cycle, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, biochemist

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "It's All Organic". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of biochemical humor today!

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen Messenger Bag

tagged with: think, brain, anatomy, human brain, advice, geek, psyche, make the neuronal connections happen, saying, words and unwords, humor, attitude, psychologist, neurologist, medical, medicine

Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of anatomical humor with this Rickshaw messenger bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice: "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen".

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: bell curve, statistical, words and unwords, inside, statistical outlier inside, statistics, outlier, statistician, geek humor, normal distribution curve

No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Letterhead