Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, September 10, 2015

When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Round Clocks

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Wrist Watches

tagged with: heart attack survivor, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, pain killer, molecule, molecular structure, acetylsalicylic acid, aspirin, chemistry, geek humor

Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the acetylsalicyclic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Great gift for any runner, triathlete, or heart attack survivor.

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Stamp

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math geek attitude today!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Letterhead

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Charles Darwin (Darwin HMS Beagle Phylogenetics) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: charles darwin, scientist, naturalist, evolution, darwin, genealogical tree, phylogenetic tree, hms beagle, biologist, words and unwords, collector, vintage

Are you a fan of Charles Darwin and evolution? Showcase your vintage evolutionary side with any of these gifts featuring a picture of Charles Darwin collage, the H.M.S. Beagle, and a rudimentary genealogical / phylogenetic tree. Memorable gifts for biologists, naturalists, scientists, and all fans of evolution!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Postage Stamps

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, aging, with a strong heartbeat, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, another year older, geek birthday

Showcase your wry medical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat".

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Pet Tag

tagged with: now you know, what my skin consists of, skin, anatomy, dermal layers, dermatology, words and unwords, dermatologist, geek, humor, anatomical, attitude, saying, skin saying, skin layers, epidermis, medical

Showcase your wry dermatological side with any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the skin, complete with all key parts, along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean: "Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of".

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Lost In A World Of Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Oval Belt Buckles

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, world of chess, chess, chess game, lost in a world, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess geek, lost in chess

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this belt buckle gift featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess".

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Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom

tagged with: quote, words and unwords, thomas edison, clock, quotation, i owe my success, success, edison quote, never had a clock, workroom

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Small Square Tile

tagged with: poem, jabberwock, jabberwocky, through looking glass, lewis carroll, john tenniel, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure, onomatopoeia, words and unwords, fantasy, battle, attitude, riddles, brain teasers, made up words

Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard Tag For Bags

tagged with: beehive, beehive in my backyard, beekeeper, apiarist, beekeeping, apiary, warning, bee geek humor, words and unwords, bee humor, bee attitude, backyard beekeeper

Do you have a beehive in your backyard? Showcase your wry beekeeper / apiarist attitude with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of a beehive in a garden along the following sound advice for anyone who dares go into your backyard: "Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard". Memorable beekeeper attitude gifts for all who like to warn others of what exists in the backyard with a dose of wry bee humor!

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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Travel Bag Tag

Bridge players of all ages who love to play bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge humor gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Leonardo da Vinci Three Classes Of People Quote Wrist Watch

tagged with: three classes of people, visualization, visualization of ideas, those who see, those who do not see, leonardo da vinci, genius, three types of people, words and unwords, da vinci self portrait, visual, renaissance, class, wisdom, quote, quotation, psyche, psychology, personality, attitude, polymath, scientist, inventor, engineer, artist, writer, perception, imagine, imagination, inspirational, vision, possibilities, entrepreneur

Showcase your existential intellectual side the next time you tell time with this Leonardo da Vinci quote watch featuring a self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his timeless quotations on the three classes of people that there are in the world: "There are three classes of people: Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see."

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Square Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: economist, regression, okun's rule of thumb, linear regression, economics, words and unwords, statistics, stats, econ, rule of thumb, gdp

Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb, which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational, economic sense of style today!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) iPhone 5C Cover

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Drink Pitchers

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Drink Pitchers

tagged with: obey refraction it's the law, physics, physicist, optics, angle of incidence, snell's law, index, velocity, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, scientist, light, refraction

Optical physics humor featuring Snell's law -- also know as the law of refraction. No matter where you are or what you do, you'll enjoy the geek physics saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law" on any of these educational, scientific gifts!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Candy Dish

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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In Love With My Energy Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: tcac, words and unwords, humor, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, geek, in love, with my energy cycle, biochemistry, chemistry

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of biochemical geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle".

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Belt Buckles

tagged with: piece of my mind, which piece did you want, query, saying, funny, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, humor, brainy, educational, rhetorical question, psyche, mind, riddles, brain teaser, i'm always happy

Wry cerebral humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take with your brain attitude today on these memorable anatomical brain humor gifts!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, psyche, psychology, gaussian curve, educational, stats, geek, attitude, cheat sheet

Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

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Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine (Java Duke) Watches

tagged with: mini-vacations are part of, my routine, java's unofficial mascot duke, open source, java, words and unwords, software developer, software engineer, geek, software development, programmer, coder, humor, saying, vacation attitude, attitude, fish tank, fishbowl environment

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this watch featuring open source Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying "Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine". Make others do a double-take at what is truly routine for you with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor the next time you tell time!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tees

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Hebbian Learning Cells That Fire Together Wire Spiral Note Books

tagged with: neuron, hebbian learning, wire together, synapse, biology, words and unwords, cells that fire together, geek humor, neurology, learning

Showcase your wry neurological side with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying regarding Hebbian learning: "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together Wire Together". No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Galaxy SIII Cover

tagged with: the wizard of the west, nikola tesla, tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, wireless, genius, serbian-american, father of radio, words and unwords

Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Puzzle

This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Skin For Laptop

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Do you take aspirin on a daily basis? Are you a runner who needs to take aspirin as a pain-killer after lengthy runs? Showcase your wry chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the aspirin molecule, known as acetylsalicylic acid, along with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Make others do a double-take regarding what you are powered by and what keeps you going!

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If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

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Morse Matters In The Modern Age (Morse Code) Watches

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, morse matters, in the modern age, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy telling time with this watch featuring International Morse Code and the truism saying "Morse Matters In The Modern Age". Educational modern communication watch featuring classic 19th century code! Make others do a double-take at the contributions of Samuel Morse the next time you tell time.

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Postage Stamps

tagged with: ankylosaurus, fused lizard, tail club, armor, dinosaur, late cretaceous period, cretaceous, paleotologist, dinosaurs are fun, words and unwords, paleontology, dinosaur fan, scientific

Showcase your prehistoric side the next time you send correspondence with these stamps featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus stamps!

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Now You Know What My Skin Consists Of Dermatology Round Wall Clock

Wired For Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Drink Coaster

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, wired for heartbeat, gifts for emts, emergency medical technician humor

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) attitude no matter what you do with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following truism saying: "Wired For Heartbeat".

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Candy Jars

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Lost In A World Of Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Postcard

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, world of chess, chess, chess game, lost in a world, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess geek, lost in chess

Are you frequently lost in a world of chess? Avid chess players will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at where you truly are when you play chess with these memorable chess attitude gifts!

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Do You Ever Wish You Could Go Through The Mirror? Small Square Tile

tagged with: query, saying, question, alice in wonderland, wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, reflection, mirror, words and unwords, self-reflection, looking glass, ponder, thinker, writer, artist, logician, philosopher, magician, magic, alice, wish, adventure, lifestyle

Gifts for all fans of Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" along with two of John Tenniel's drawings of Alice going through the mirror. Ask yourself and others this key question: "Do you ever wish you could go through the mirror?"

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Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure Postage Stamp

tagged with: beekeeping, not just a hobby, but an adventure, apiarist, apiary, beekeeper, saying, bees, three beehives, words and unwords

Apiarists will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring three beehives along with the following saying: "Beekeeping Not Just A Hobby But An Adventure". Bee geek attitude postage for any fan of beekeeping!

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Round Wallclock

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, dna, dna replication, medical, medicine, biology, genes, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, saying, gene lover, molecular biology, 'molecular, biologist, geneticist

No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics (DNA Replication)".

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Obstacles Cannot Crush Me Fixed To A Star Quote Drink Coasters

tagged with: da vinci, leonardo da vinci, quote, perseverance, psyche, motivational, entrepreneur, fixed to a star, obstacles cannot crush me, words and unwords

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's words comes alive on any of these inspirational and motivational quote gifts. Includes self-portrait by Leonardo da Vinci with the following quotation: "Obstacles cannot crush me. Every obstacle yields to stern resolve. He who is fixed to a star does not change his mind." If you are stubborn and have set goals for yourself, you'll enjoy any of these perseverance quotation gifts! For all those who know that obstacles cannot crush them!

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No One Is Immune To Inflation Upward March Prices Postage

tagged with: economics, consumer price index, historian, political economy, political economist, cpi, money, words and unwords, inflation, no one is immune, united states, history, economist, saying, truism, definition, graph, price, time, attitude, humor, geek

Featuring the United States Consumer Price Index over time, this stamp comes with the wry economic attitude truism saying: "No One Is Immune To Inflation - The Relentless Upward March Of Prices Over Time". Make others do a double-take in historical perspective on the economics topic of inflation with this econ saying definition postage! No need to be an economic historian or political economist to enjoy!

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Wednesday, September 09, 2015

Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes

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Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes

tagged with: obey refraction it's the law, physics, physicist, optics, angle of incidence, snell's law, index, velocity, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, scientist, light, refraction

I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather Commuter Bags

tagged with: i survived, record breaking cold weather, satellite imagery, satellite photo, words and unwords, meterology, cold weather, geek humor, nasa, noaa

If you lived in the Midwest United States or thereabouts, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a satellite image from NOAA/NASA GOES Project along with the following caption: "Polar Vortex On January 6th 2014 - I Survived Record Breaking Cold Weather". Contemporary meteorological attitude gifts for all who have braved sub-zero temperatures in early 2014!

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Northern Arizona and Grand Canyon (Picture Earth) Tshirt

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, northern arizona, grand canyon, satellite, photo, imagery, earth, geographer, geographical, geography, southwestern united states, satellite photo, landscape, desert, wordsunwords, science, scientific, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, attitude, arizona

If you've ever been to the Grand Canyon or Northern Arizona -- or even if you haven't -- you'll enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo gifts of Northern Arizona and the Grand Canyon from outer space! No need to be a geographer to appreciate this spot on the Earth's lasting geographical beauty! Memorable gifts for all fans of Picture Earth!

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In Love With My Energy Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: tcac, words and unwords, humor, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, geek, in love, with my energy cycle, biochemistry, chemistry

Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Hand Towel

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine