Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Wrist Watch

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No need to be a runner to enjoy wry biochemical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle or TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally And Figuratively)".

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Watches

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Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy telling time with this wry medical anatomical humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life".

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: wake up, it's time to activate, your brain, humor, geek, anatomy, neurologist, psychologist, words and unwords, activate your brain, anatomical, sleep researcher, geek saying, advice, medical, medicine, funny, human brain anatomy, brain, brainy

No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geeky scientific attitude the next time you discuss waking up to start your day! Also makes a great gag gift for anyone who daydreams -- or as a psychological double-entendre gift for anyone involved in sleep research, because our brains are still very much active when we are asleep!

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Be Colorful Promote An Open Source Mindset (Duke) Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: open source, software development, humor, java's duke, software developer, geek, promote an open source mindset, words and unwords, duke, be colorful, computers, programmer, computer science, computer scientist, code, software, engineer, software engineer, java, mascot, funny, attitude, mindset, philosophy, pscyhology, saying, truism, truisms

If you work with open source code or desire for others to give open source a try, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a colorful Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) with a joker's wand. Truism saying for open source programmers says it all: "Be Colorful - Promote An Open Source Mindset". Bring color into your life with an open mindset with any of these wry geek humor gifts!

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I Eat Code For A Living Software Developer Acrylic Award

tagged with: i eat code, code, software developer, android, for a living, bug droid, bugdroid, geek, humor, words and unwords

Do you work with open source code for a living? Showcase your wry side with any of these gifts for programmers, software developers, and software engineers! Featuring robot / bug droid, along with the truism saying "I Eat Code For A Living" and the objects of cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- with Android peaking around. Make others do a double-take at what you do with a dose of computer geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) Stationery

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Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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Like Pluto I'm An Oddity In Our Solar System Letterhead

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Wry astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring NASA's imagery of Pluto from the New Horizons spacecraft along with the saying "Like Pluto I'm An Oddity In Our Solar System". Make others do a double-take on how odd you truly are with a dose of geek humor with this memorable saying!

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Warning! Biofilm Inside (Microorganisms) Galaxy S3 Cases

tagged with: microbiology, biology, staphylococcus aureus, warning biofilm inside, biofilm inside, inside, biofilm, electron micrograph, words and unwords, geek humor, microbiologist, biologist, truism, saying, funny, medical, medicine

Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring an electron micrograph of Staphylococcus aureus along with the truism saying: "Warning! Biofilm Inside". Make others do a double-take regarding the microorganisms inside of you with a dose of biological humor today!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Scratch Pad

tagged with: heartbeat, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, alive, existential, sinus rhythm, condition of my existence, emt, geek humor

No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat fun today with these memorable saying gifts! Perfect gag gift for anyone alive!

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Dermatology Essence Of My Existence Case-Mate iPhone 4 Cover

tagged with: dermatology, skin, dermal layers, geek, humor, essence of my existence, words and unwords, dermatologist, epidermis, skin layers

Dermatologists with an existential sense of humor will enjoy any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the saying that will make everyone do a double-take: "Dermatology Essence Of My Existence". Classic skin anatomy humor gifts for anyone interested in existing within his or her own skin!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Quote for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Wonderland Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Quote Pillow

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with this throw pillow featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Great throw pillow gift for anyone who doesn't want to go among mad people and has a Wonderland sense of humor!

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Bridge Is An Intellectual Game (Four Card Suits) Wrist Watch

Tell time with a dose of intelligent fun with this watch featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge Is An Intellectual Game". Great watch for any avid bridge player!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: science is in my genes, genes, genetics, molecular biologist, dna, dna replication, words and unwords, science, scientist, science teacher, molecular biology, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science and is genetically wired for science!

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Engage In The Virtuous Cycle Economics Diagram Fabric

tagged with: business cycle, virtuous cycle, econ, economics, engage in the virtuous cycle, advice, words and unwords, geek, humor, economist

Make stuff with a dose of wry economic attitude in mind with this fabric featuring the business cycle in economics along with the following sound econ advice: "Engage In The Virtuous Cycle".

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Second Law Of Thermodynamics (Physics) Work BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: physics, geek, second law of thermodynamics, thermodynamics, educational, explanation, work, words and unwords, physicist, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Comes with the following explanation: "The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that temperature differences between systems in contact tend to even out & that work can be obtained from these non-equilibrium differences." Showcase your knowledge with any of these geek attitude gifts!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Round Wallclock

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy any of these wry medical anatomical humor gifts featuring all key part of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life". Great gift for anyone who advocates a renal (real) life!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Poster

Let others know what you're running on with a dose of geek humor with this poster featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". No need to be a runner or jogger to enjoy!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Wrist Watch

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Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with this geek humor watch today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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Be Colorful Promote An Open Source Mindset (Duke) Round Wall Clock

Warning! Biofilm Inside (Microorganisms) Round Clock

Tilted View Of The World (Orbital Variation) Watch

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No need to be an astronomer to showcase your titled view of the world with this watch featuring orbital variation. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying "Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View Of The World". Astronomical fun for all who know earth science!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor today!

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Give Me Your Undivided Attention Study Mitosis Square Sticker

tagged with: cell division, geek, give me your undivided attention, biologist, mitosis, humor, cell, words and unwords, study mitosis, biology

Biology attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following saying: "Give Me Your Undivided Attention Study Mitosis". No need to be a biologist or biology teacher to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts!

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Rectangular Cheeseboard

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Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on this memorable math and geometry attitude cheeseboard. Make yourself do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like the next time you slice cheese!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor iPhone 5 Cases

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If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Letterhead

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Words & Unwords Wonderland Adventure Calendar

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If you're a fan of Lewis Carroll's works of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There, you'll enjoy this Wonderland adventure calendar throughout the year. Featuring a different illustration for each month, along with 2 bonus images on front cover and back cover. Inspire yourself and others with a dose of Wonderland attitude throughout the year with this unique calendar gift. Great calendar for any Wonderland fan!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Candy Jar

If you have ever experienced hostility at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what this observation means with a dose of snarky bridge attitude!

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Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Wrapping Paper

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No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who have a twisted perspective on life!

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Perpetual Waterfall Optical Illusion Visual Humor iPad Mini Case

tagged with: perpetual waterfall, waterfall, perpetual, optics, illusions, optical illusion, physics, psychology, words and unwords, geek humor, psyche, psychologist, visual

Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase illusory illusions with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today!

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It's All Downhill From Here (Transportation Sign) Belt Buckle

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Do you feel sad or melancholy at times? Do you feel that your life is going downhill? Or, alternatively, are you going to coast all the way downhill? Look no further than any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for downhill ahead along with the truism saying that you often hear: "It's All Downhill From Here". Memorable transportation sign attitude gifts for all who are going downhill -- whether physically, mentally, or emotionally. Fun gag gifts for those feeling blue and who are interested in warning others!

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Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) 18oz Water Bottle

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Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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I Eat Code For A Living Software Developer Award

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Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Round Wallclocks

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Do you ever feel like you need a new brain? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted A New Brain".

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Dishes

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Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Note Books

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Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor, science, attitude

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Cake Picks

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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Meet Me In Wonderland Mad Hatter Running Fabric

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Wonderland fans will enjoy creating things with this unique fabric featuring John Tenniel's illustration of Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the caption "Meet Me In Wonderland".

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All Ponzi Schemes Are Unsustainable (Econ Humor) Commuter Bags

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You know that "All Ponzi Schemes Are Unsustainable". Showcase this fact to others with a dose of wry educational economics attitude with any of these gifts featuring this caption underneath an unsustainable Ponzi scheme. Make others do a double-take at the mathematics behind a Ponzi scheme and why every Ponzi scheme will eventually collapse!

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Letterhead

Organic Machinery Inside (Krebs Cycle) Beverage Pitchers

tagged with: organic machinery inside, citric acid cycle, inside, tricarboxylic acid cycle, krebs cycle, tcac, geek humor, biochemistry, chemistry, organic chemistry

Face it - you run on the Krebs cycle, also known as the tricarboxylic acid cycle or citric acid cycle. Showcase this face with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Organic Machinery Inside"!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Bags For Laptop

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Organized Mind Inside (Anatomical Brain Attitude) BooginHead Pacifier

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If you are an organized person, you'll enjoy any of these anatomical brain attitude gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Organized Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take at how organized you truly are with these biological attitude gifts today!

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