Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Laptop Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a baked pie with pi on it along with the following existential query for all pi lovers: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?"

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Dartboard

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No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know that you are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Showcase your wry chemical molecule geek side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Tees

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) 2 Inch Round Button

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry emergency medical technician (EMT) gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram. ECG/EKG humor for all, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "I Just Need Some Leads". Make others do a double-take about what you need and what you are measuring with a dose of scientific, technical heartbeat rhythm fun!

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Celebrate Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Acrylic Award

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Do you celebrate several cherished moments in your life? Showcase wry physics humor with any of these magnetic quadrupole moment gifts featuring the saying "Celebrate Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the definition of moment -- both in the physics world and in the special occasion world -- with any of these double-entendre geek attitude truism gifts!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll T-shirt

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Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Impulse Tote Bag

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Biotechnology University (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt

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If you work in the biotechnology field, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with labels of all key parts, along with the Varsity lettering "Biotechnology University". Showcase your knowledge of biotechnology with any of these memorable molecular biology gifts!

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Siege Machine (C. 1480) Leonardo da Vinci 2 Inch Square Magnet

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Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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No need to be an economist to enjoy the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium" on any of these business cards. Introduce yourself with a touch of intelligent flair today! Memorable calling card for those who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Speed Limit Zero Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay T Shirt

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No need to be a physics major to enjoy traffic sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a speed limit transportation sign, along with the wry physics saying caption (for all who know about Newton's laws): "Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Includes "Speed Limit 0" [Zero] sign. Couch potatoes -- and all who love to sit down and rest -- will enjoy any of these timeless signage humor gifts!

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Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Tee Shirt

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The space-time continuum adventure comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a light cone as well as the truism saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of physics with a dose of wry geek humor. Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the past, present, and the future!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for all who know about the organic cycle within their cells!

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Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside Nephron Dartboard With Darts

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Showcase your renal attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take on a key component of the human body's execretory system today! Great gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter (Brain) 2 Inch Round Magnet

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Do you like to take a break now and then? Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of brainy humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain. Includes the saying: "Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter". No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy!

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Summarizing Statistics Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Dartboard

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No need to be on Mars to promote wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding Rover, along with the saying "Open Source Martians Inside"! Make others do a double-take at what Martian exploration is all about!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Stamps

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Showcase your wry astronomical sense of humor with this stamp featuring a warning sign that says the following "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Great gift for any astronomer or fan of meteors!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Greeting Card

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Letterhead

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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Serbian-American Nikola Tesla was an inventor and scientist and best known for being "Father of Radio" and our modern wireless world. Showcase your forward thinking with any of these Tesla quote gifts that say the following: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Memorable quote gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, futurists and those who believe that the future is theirs for the taking!

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Mature RNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pi On A Pie) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry pi sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following sound advice: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Classic mathematical geek humor for all who love to eat and think pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Rectangular Belt Buckles

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) T Shirts

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Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on these memorable math and geometry attitude gifts. Make others do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like with any of these geometry geek gifts!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Letterhead

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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Anchiceratops (Ceratopsid) T-shirts

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Take yourself back to the Late Cretaceous Period in western North America with any of these herbivorous ceratopsid dinosaurs known as Anchiceratops, meaning "near horned face". Dinosaur fans of all ages will enjoy any of these educational paleontological gifts featuring Anchiceratops, with its three horns on its face, parrot-like beak, and a long frill extending from the back of its head. Dinosaur fun for all!

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I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Classic White Coffee Mug

Celebrate Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Letterhead

Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry dermatological attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who wonders what lies beneath their own skin!

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Meet Me In Wonderland (Mad Hatter Running) 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

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If you rush throughout life and have an important date, you'll enjoy any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Caption says it all: "Meet Me In Wonderland". Wonderland adventure fun for all those who are in a rush in today's hectic world!

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Biotechnology University (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive, upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players!

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Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics gifts today!

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Advanced Warning Cross Me At Your Own Risk Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you know of other people who make you cross? Showcase your wry sense of transportation humor with any of these railroad traffic signs with the saying "Advanced Warning - Cross Me At Your Own Risk". Make others do a double-take today on your attitude toward others! Psychology humor gift!

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Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit? (Optical Illusion) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you think that this picture is a duck or a rabbit? Make others do a double-take with any of these optical illusion gifts that asks "Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit?" Featuring infamous gestalt phenomenon picture of an entity that is both duck and rabbit. Optical illusion visual fun for all who imagine!

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Monday, August 24, 2015

Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Physicists will enjoy introducing themselves at any meet and greet with this business card featuring a light cone along with the saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Fans of astrophysics and quantum physics and science fiction will enjoy any of these geek attitude business cards!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside" on this laptop bag for the next time you travel. Make others do a double-take at what lies within!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Wristwatches

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Showcase your wry botanical and biological side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring different types of buds along with the saying "Budding Inside".

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Anatomy) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your knowledge of wine via these business cards featuring all key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry along with the saying "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take of how well you know your wine grape berries at your next introduction!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Classic Round Sticker

Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) T-shirts

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Do you pay attention? Encourage others to pay attention with any of these biological anatomical neuron / synapse attitude gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Caption says it all: "Just Pay Attention". Sound advice humor gifts for all who frequently need a reminder to pay attention! No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy!

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All Spliced Up Inside (RNA Splicing) T-shirt

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Showcase the genetic engineer within with this RNA splicing design on any of these gifts. Includes wry genetics truism saying: "All Spliced Up Inside". Colorful educational diagram featuring introns and exons, along with key labels. Make others do a double-take about the molecular processes inside of their cells today!

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