Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, August 22, 2015

Pyramid Of The Capitalist System (Anti-Capitalism) Tee Shirts

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Wry vintage humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring a vintage poster known as "Pyramid Of Capitalism System". Make others do a double-take with a dose of political and sociological anti-capitalist humor today with these vintage illustration gifts!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Dart Boards

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Stationery

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Take a swirl through Earth's history with any of these "Geological Time In Perspective" gifts. Featuring the various time periods of Earth. Scientific educational Earth timeline gifts for earth scientists and earth historians -- no matter what age you are!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Decals For Laptops

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity (Nikola Tesla) T-shirts

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Showcase your electrical engineer side with any of the Nikola Tesla gifts with the saying "Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity". Serbian-American Tesla was a genius before his time and literally invented today's wireless world. Often attributed as the "Father of the Radio" and consequently as the "Father of Wireless", Tesla contributed much to today's modern world via elucidating alternate current. Timeless Tesla gifts for all!

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Lac Operon Classic Example Prokaryotic Gene Reg Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: lac operon, prokaryote, gene regulation, geek, molecular biology, molecular biologist, microbiologist, biologist, science, scientist, educational, biology teacher, humor, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, prokaryotic, educational resources

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the classic example of prokaryotic gene regulation, the lac operon. This is an operon required for the transport and metabolism of lactose in Escherichia coli and some other enteric bacteria. Gene regulation of the lac operon was the first complex genetic regulatory mechanism to be elucidated and is one of the earliest examples of prokaryotic gene regulation. Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, molecular biology attitude gifts!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Dartboard

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline (Molecule) Dartboards

tagged with: adrenalin, flight or fight, chemistry, biology, chemical molecule, powered by adrenaline, words and unwords, medicine, adrenaline, geek humor

Showcase your knowledge of chemical structure with a dose of geek attitude with any of these informative, educational gifts featuring the molecular structure of adrenaline along with the saying that many runners and those who are active on a daily basis can agree with: "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline".

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Square Metal Christmas Ornament

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the golden rectangle, where the side lengths are in the golden ratio. Memorable ratio gifts for all fans of geometry and ratios!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Skins For NOOK Color

tagged with: here's how i text, words and unwords, communication, humor, morse code, international morse code, geek, dots and dashes, dits and dahs, imc

International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Ankylosaurid (Dinosaurs Are Fun) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: ankylosaurus, cretaceous, words and unwords, prehistoric, paleontology, ankylosaurid, dinosaurs are back, armor-plated dinosaurs, think armor, dinosaurs, spikes and lumps, dinosaur fan

Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring an Ankylosaurid. An ankylosaurid is a member of the Ankylosauridae family of armored dinosaurs that evolved 125 million years ago and became extinct 65 million years ago during the Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event. Ankylosaurids usually had a thick armor plating of fused bone, often interspersed with a variety of spikes and lumps. Ankylosaurids were so heavily armored that some advanced species even had armored eyelids. Gifts for all fans of these armor-plated dinosaurs!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Small Square Tile

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Shirts

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Postage Stamp

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

No need to be a physicist to enjoy sending correspondence with a dose wry scientific humor with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with this tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude postage today!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

tagged with: wonderland invitation, adventure, wonderland, humor, attitude, white rabbit, blowing a trumpet, horn, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice in wonderland, wonderland fan, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your wry Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's drawing of White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take the next you invite!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Trucker Hat

tagged with: bee larvae, words and unwords, beekeeper, beekeeping, bees, life stages of a bee, bee geek, we go through stages, biology, beekeepers are like bees, entomologist

Beekeeper / apiarist humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring three different life stages of the honey bee along with the following saying: "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages". Make others do a double-take at the stages of a honey bee today with a dose of beekeeper attitude!

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Quality DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: quality dna inside, quality assurance, dna replication, molecular biology, dna, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, lab technician, molecular biologist, scientist, funny, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, saying, inside, medical, medicine, gene therapist, genetics

No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves!

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge advice today!

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Shirts

tagged with: investor, investing, words and unwords, investment advice, invest carefully, geek humor, value investor, economics, money, drawbridge sign, sign humor

Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously Ringer Coffee Mug

tagged with: matter,quantum physics,quantum physicist,view matter,very seriously,higgs field,higgs boson,particle physics,words and unwords,geek,humor,saying,leptons,quarks,photons,quantum mechanics,physics,physicist,attitude

Quantum physicists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, which include items such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs Boson. Make others do a double-take about what mass and matter are all about with these particle physics saying gifts with the following line: "Quantum Physicists View Matter Very Seriously".

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Cover For iPad

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Showcase your wry software developer side with this Dodo case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain via crane in the background. Comes with the saying that says it all for all who work in open source software development: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains".

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Reboot Needed (Anatomical Brain Humor) Basic Round Button Keychain

tagged with: reboot needed,anatomical brain,brain humor,geek,brain,attitude,humor,anatomy,reboot,words and unwords,computer geek speak,funny,saying,truism,brainy,psyche,psychology,anatomical

Do you need a reboot, now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with any of these "Reboot Needed" saying gifts today!

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistician, statistics, saying, just call me statistically significant, percentages, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, psyche, psychology, hypothesis testing, geek, math, mathematician, funny, humor, attitude, truism, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, scientist, educational, advice, sarcasm, satire, significance, statistically significant, words to live by

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Hand Towels

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Geological Time Scale (Geological Age) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: earth science, geology, geologist, earth's age, timeline, geological time scale, scale, earth scientist, scientist, attitude, wordsunwords, periods, epochs, eons, wordsandunwords, earth's history, educational, time, time line, words and unwords, educational resources

No matter what age you are, if you are into Earth's history and geological age, you'll enjoy any of these colorful time line gifts featuring the geological time scale, complete with periods and epochs. Showcase your geological attitude with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Round Clocks

The Wizard Of The West (Nikola Tesla) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla was a genius before his time. As "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, Tesla literally created the world as we know it. Showcase Tesla's contributions to our modern society with this "The Wizard Of The West" saying on any of these gifts!

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Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside (Cell Biology) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: be quiet, silencer rna inside, cell biology, biology, rna, mrna, silencer rna, transcription, cell, biologist, molecular biologist, scienc teacher, educational, geek, humor, attitude, quiet, funny, brain teaser, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, medical, medicine, saying, truism, advice

If you are looking for some silence -- for some peace and quiet -- you'll enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts featuring silencer RNA, along with the truism saying "Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for anyone looking for some peace and quiet with a dose of science geek humor!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Belt Buckle

tagged with: molecular structure, serotonin, geek, words and unwords, chemistry, biochemistry, humor, chemical molecule, this machine is powered by

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Postage Stamp

Showcase your geometric side the next time you send correspondence with these stamps featuring the golden rectangle, a rectangle based on the golden ratio -- i.e., a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio, one-to-phi -- or approximately 1:1.618.

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key anatomical parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Great gift for any dermatologist or anyone into skin!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Letterhead

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Rectangular Belt Buckles

A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

If you're looking for a small invitation or an RSVP card, you'll enjoy any of these "A Wonderland Invitation Just For You" cards featuring White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as designed by John Tenniel and found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Note: The back is completely customizable for your RSVP needs.

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Dart Board

tagged with: bee larvae, words and unwords, beekeeper, beekeeping, bees, life stages of a bee, bee geek, we go through stages, biology, beekeepers are like bees, entomologist

Specialty Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts

tagged with: specialty genes inside, inside, genes, dna replication, dna, geneticist, molecular biology, molecular biologist, doctor, medical, medicine, specialize, funny, geek, humor, biologist, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, saying

Do you specialize in something? No need to work in the medical or biological field to enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with labels of the leading and lagging strands, along with the saying "Specialty Genes Inside". Memorable molecular biology humor gifts for all biologists, geneticists, and all who specialize in something!

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Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Jumbo Tote Bag

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy!

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Are You At Equilibrium? (Supply-And-Demand Curve) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: "are, you, at, equilibrium",, economics,, economist,, equilibrium,, "supply-and-demand, curve",, humor,, query,, question,, attitude,, geek,, "words, and, unwords",, psychology,, "economics, teacher",, satire,, sarcasm,, psychologist,, psyche,, "economic, forces"

Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with any of these geek query humor gifts today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy!

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Friday, August 21, 2015

Keep Coding And Carry On (Bug Droid Font Shoutout) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: bug droid font, bugdroid, software developer, keey coding and carry on, keep coding, carry on, geek, humor, words and unwords, softwae development advice, saying, open source, operating system, android, attitude, advice, software engineer, programmer, mobile phone operating system

Software engineers and software developers working on the Android operating system platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Droid font, with Bug droid in a shout-out position for each letter, that provides sound advice for anyone working in software development: "Keep Coding And Carry On". Make others do a double-take at what they should be doing when things get rough with a dose of contemporary software development geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: higgs boson,physics,physicist,particle physics,particle physicist,not just theoretical anymore,quantum physics,quantum mechanics,geek,words and unwords,leptons,quarks,photons,mass,matter,attitude,discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Watch

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Showcase your renal (real) attitude with a dose of medical geek humor the next time you wear this watch featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Great watch gift for any nephrologist!

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If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: science, scientist, educational, science teacher, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, chemist, biologist, biochemist, medicine, jogger, saying, truism, geek, humor, attitude, funny, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, function, structure, exercise, energy, power cycle, medical, truisms

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that will make others do a double-take about where you get your energy from!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Dartboard

Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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