Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, August 21, 2015

Sentient Being Inside (Anatomical Brain) Tee Shirts

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Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the anatomical brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how conscious you truly are: "Sentient Being Inside". Geek humor gifts for all who think!

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) T-shirt

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Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tshirts

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: by solar radiation, astronomer, solar flares, words and unwords, get ready to be bombarded, astronomy, sun, solar radiation, geek, humor

Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Support Plate Tectonics Because We Live In A Fault Shirts

tagged with: geology, seismology, plate tectonics, advice, faults, earth science, support plate tectonics, because we live in such, fault driven world, geek humor

Earth science humor is alive and well on any of these gifts that feature the plates of the world, along with the wry geological saying "Support Plate Tectonics - Because We Live In Such A Fault Driven World". Make others do a double-take on plate tectonics -- whether they believe plate tectonics theory or not -- with the tongue-in-cheek educational geology saying! Perfect gifts for seismologists and those who study the faults of the Earth!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Letterhead

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly 2 Inch Round Button

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Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers on any of these gifts. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Bodysuit

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Dartboards

tagged with: molecular structure, serotonin, geek, words and unwords, chemistry, biochemistry, humor, chemical molecule, this machine is powered by

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Math Geometry Humor) Computer Bag

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the caption that says it all: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?"

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Round Clock

tagged with: here's how i text, words and unwords, communication, humor, morse code, international morse code, geek, dots and dashes, dits and dahs, imc

International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) iPad Case

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Memorable anatomical humor gift for any existential dermatologist!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

Is a heartbeat rhythm music to your ears? Showcase wry medical humor with any of these electrocardiogram ECG/EKG heartbeat gifts featuring the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to work in the medical or healthcare profession or be interested in music to enjoy the sound of your own heartbeat! Make others do a double-take with educational heartbeat fun today!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Belt Buckles

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Dartboard With Darts

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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White Rabbit Trumpet Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Wonderland 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: white rabbit, town crier, trumpet, hear ye hear ye, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, illogical, attitude, adventure, irrational, humor, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure, announcement, miscellaneous

Showcase your Wonderland side with any of these invitations featuring White Rabbit dressed up as a herald and blowing on a trumpet as drawn by John Tenniel and as found in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what you're announcing with the classic town crier statement: "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

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I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night". Memorable stamp gift for any avid bridge player!

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Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you see the traffic signals of life as hard to interpret? If so, you'll enjoy any of these wry transportation / traffic sign gifts featuring the warning sign for traffic signal ahead along with the truism saying "The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret". Memorable gifts for all who are unsure of whether to stop, go, or slow down in life!

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Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Value investors will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of signage humor with these business cards featuring the saying "Intelligent Investors Practice Value Investing Or Else Suffer The Consequences". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent investor attitude today!

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Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Tshirt

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Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field with any of these quantum physics attitude gifts featuring the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Memorable geek humor gifts for anyone who thinks about the sub-atomic view of the world all the time!

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Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England Letterhead

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Featuring a NASA GOES satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo, those who know about the meteorological power behind winter storms will appreciate any of these gifts featuring the following title and caption: "Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England".

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Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Shirt

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The devastation of the Twin Towers on September 11th 2001 was an event that was viewed from outer space. No need to be a New Yorker to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery of the "Aftermath Of September 11th World Trade Center Attack" on this gift tee.

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Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, life, biology, biologist, biochemistry, biochem, biochemist, chemistry, chemist, humor, geek, funny, attitude, intelligent, organic chemistry, saying, truism, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, educational, science teacher, science, scientist, life cycle, cycle of life, truisms

Life is all about birth, death, and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude gifts for those who know that life follows an organic cycle!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Small Square Tile

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Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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A Closer Look At A Food Web (Biology / Ecology) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you are fascinated by the interconnectedness and interrelationships of organisms and their world, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of ecological attitude with these business cards featuring "A Closer Look At A Food Web". No need to be a biologist or ecologist to enjoy!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Round Wallclocks

This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Molecule) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry chemical attitude with a dose of educational science humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". No need to be a scientist or chemist to enjoy!

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) Round Wall Clocks

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4-dimensional polytope gifts for all those who are having "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable geek geometric humor gifts for anyone who thinks in the fourth dimension or in 4-D terms!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Letterhead

tagged with: here's how i text, words and unwords, communication, humor, morse code, international morse code, geek, dots and dashes, dits and dahs, imc

Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Tshirts

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Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Round Wall Clocks

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Classic White Coffee Mug

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Round Clock

Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Small Square Tile

You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party 5.25x5.25 Square Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: mad tea party, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice, mad hatter, white rabbit, illogical, irrational, humor, words and unwords, adventure, attitude, whimsical, wonderland, miscellaneous

No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Shirts

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Leonardo da Vinci Have A Little Relaxation Quote Commuter Bag

tagged with: relaxation, work, judgment, surer, da vinci, genius, self-portrait leonardo da vinci, quote, quotation, words and unwords

Showcase your sound Renaissance attitude toward work with this laptop bag featuring a self-portrait of Renaissance polymath Leonardo da Vinci along with the one of his memorable quotes: "Every now and then go away, even briefly, have a little relaxation, for when you come back to work your judgment will be surer; since to remain constantly at work will cause you to lose power."

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: economist, regression, okun's rule of thumb, linear regression, economics, words and unwords, statistics, stats, econ, rule of thumb, gdp

If you are an economist or economics major, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these gifts featuring these business cards with linear regression and "Okun's Rule Of Them", which states that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP.

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: old man of the mountain, new hampshire, illusion, optics, optical illusion, rock outcrop, granite, cannon mountain, white mountains, great stone face, the profile, humor, attitude, photo, history, historical, historian, face, profile of a face, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, franconia, brain teaser, old man on the mountain, riddles, brain teasers

No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Thursday, August 20, 2015

Keep Calm And Code On Software Developer Bugdroid Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: software developer, words and unwords, keep calm and code on, software engineer, humor, bug droid, android, bugdroid, geek, coder

Software engineers and software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid (Bug droid) in a shout-out that varies by letter. Comes with the contemporary saying that anyone who codes or works in the software industry can agree with: "Keep Calm And Code On". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Tees

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Showcase your quantum physics / quantum mechanics side with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs Field along with the saying "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter".

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Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Tees

Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Stamp

Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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