Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Approaching Unfixed Reality In Postmodern Era Sign Ringer Coffee Mug

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No need to major in postmodern literature to enjoy wry transportation sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Approaching An Unfixed Reality In The Postmodern Era". Make others do a double-take about what the postmodern era is all about with a dose of tongue-in-cheek intellectual humor with any of these warning signs! Perfect gifts for all who study modernity!

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Tie

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

tagged with: my energy cycle,keeps me going,krebs cycle,citric acid cycle,tcac,tricarboxylic acid cycle,geek,humor,attitude,words and unwords,biochemistry,biologist,chemist,biochemist,scientist,funny geek saying,saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Letterhead

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Watches

tagged with: software engineers, java, java's duke, live in a fishbowl environment, fish tank humor, geek, attitude, open source, words and unwords, humor, saying, software developers, software engineering, software development

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor watch gift for any open source software engineer!

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I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Commuter Bag

tagged with: i'll put off thinking, about my procrastination, brain, brainy, geek, procrastinaton, procrastinator, until tomorrow, words and unwords, another day in the future, joke, humor, psyche, anatomy, brain anatomy, attitude

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop geek humor bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Until Tomorrow Or Another Day In The Future".

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) T-shirt

tagged with: statistician,stats,statistics,bell curve,normal distribution curve,percentages,words and unwords,don't be mean,be above average,statistical humor,geek humor,psyche,psychology,scientist,mathematician,geek,attitude,saying,humor

In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Wristwatch

tagged with: saturn, planet saturn, photo of saturn's rings, astronomy, saturn's rings, saturn's rings shadow, words and unwords, astronomer, saturn fan

Astronomical attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring a photo of Saturn's rings.

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, ekg, medical, i've got rhythm, electrocardiogram, normal sinus rhythm, geek humor, heartbeat diagram

Showcase your wry medical heartbeat sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram along with the caption that says it all for anyone with a heartbeat: "I've Got Rhythm".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, science, words and unwords, physicist, physics, humor, moment, magnetism, moment by moment, psychology

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Dart Board

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Bioethics Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt

tagged with: geneticist, dna, dna replication, genes, bioethics is in my genes, bioethicist, genetics, bioethics, words and unwords, geek humor

Showcase your wry ethical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Bioethics Is In My Genes". Memorable gifts for any bioethicist!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Round Clocks

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) Round Wallclock

tagged with: rhombicuboctahedron, archimedean solid, eight triangular, eighteen square faces, math, geometry, geometric, mathematician, da vinci, words and unwords, scientist, drawing, dimension, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, educational, math teacher

Gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Watches

tagged with: happiness, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, words and unwords, happiness in life, a matter of equilibrium, saying, truism, advice, philosophy, psychologist, attitude, inspirational, intelligent, psychology

Showcase your wry supply-and-demand curve sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the following sound observation about life: "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this watch!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Drink Coaster

Southern Spain and Algeria (Picture Earth) T Shirt

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If you enjoy view of the Earth from outer space, you'll enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring Southern Spain and Algeria. Vivid satellite geography image gifts for all who enjoy Mediterranean and Mediterranean Sea geography. No need to have visited Spain or Algeria to enjoy!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle) Towel

tagged with: it's all organic, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, biochemistry, biochemist, biochemical energy, scientist, science, words and unwords, geek saying, atp, energy, geek humor, chemist, biologist, biology, chemistry, energy cycle, organic chemistry, organic chemist, saying

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle / tricarboxylic acid cycle) attitude is alive and well on this kitchen towel featuring the saying "It's All Organic". Memorable science humor saying gift for biochemists, biologists, chemists, scientists, and anyone into organic chemistry!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Belt Buckle

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Round Wall Clock

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Round Clocks

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!

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Exhausted Brain Inside (Anatomical Brain Humor) 10 Oz Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

tagged with: exhausted, brain, inside, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, medical, attitude, words and unwords, saying, sarcasm, psyche, psychology, medicine, neurosurgeon, funny, exhaustion

If you are exhausted -- either constantly or from to time -- enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you feel today!

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Team Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Beverage Coasters

tagged with: words and unwords, dna replication, molecular biologist, team molecular biology, dna, molecular biology, biologist, biotechnology, geek humor

Molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands, along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy these educational, scientific molecular biology saying gifts!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Drink Coasters

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Showcase your love of planet Saturn with a dose of astronomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring a photo of Saturn's rings along with the caption "Saturn's Rings".

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies Shirts

tagged with: do you know where,the great pacific garbage patch,environmental,earth science,ecology,earth scientist,convergence zone,pacific ocean gyres,words and unwords,ocean currents,ecologist,map,geek,humor,attitude,query,question,environmentalist,oceanography,oceanographer,pacific ocean

Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside Puzzles

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Letterhead

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: defining the origin of wine, wine grape berry, grape anatomy, grape berry, anatomical, words and unwords, geek, attitude, wine fan, wine enthusiast, wine connoisseur

Showcase your botanical knowledge with any of these anatomical geek attitude gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the caption "Defining The Origin Of Wine". No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy!

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Tee Shirt

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Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My MHC Biology Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: if i don't recognize you, just blame my mhc, mhc, hla, major histocompatibility complex, immunology, chromosome, chromsome six, words and unwords, geek, health, medical, cell recognition, funny, human leukocyte antigen, saying, humor, biology, molecular biology, educational

Immunologists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these informative, educational geek humor gifts featuring chromosome 6 where the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) resides. In human, the MHC is also known as the human leukocyte antigen. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on cell recognition: "If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) A.K.A. Human Leukocyte Antigen". Scientific humor gifts for anyone who knows about how their immune system works!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Adult Apron

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: pie humor, mathematician, mathematical constant, eat pi, words and unwords, math, math pi, geek humor, a world filled with pi, pi on baked pie

Showcase your hungry pi sense of humor with this lunchbox featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Great lunchbox gift for any mathematician or scientist!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Letterhead

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Postage Stamps

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what it is that you are referring to: "Are You Congruent?" Classic math geek postage stamp query gift! No need to be a mathematician to enjoy.

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Postage Stamps

tagged with: from telegraph to texting, historical communication, morse code, humor, communication, old school texting, geek, wireless communication, dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, radio, pilot, symbols, amateur radio operator

Showcase your wry International Morse Code sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring all of the symbols of Morse code along with the following truism saying that's especially applicable for amateur radio operators: "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style".

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, i am comfortable in my, anatomical, own skin, dermatologist, skin anatomy, geek humor, medical

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Heartbeat My Internal Music (Electrocardiogram) Commuter Bags

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, medical, ekg, geek, medicine, my internal music

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music". No need to be an EMT, doctor, or working in the medical field to enjoy heartbeat humor today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Hand Towel

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, science, words and unwords, physicist, physics, humor, moment, magnetism, moment by moment, psychology

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Photo Plaque

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Case

Bee Geek Inside Round Wallclock

tagged with: bee geek inside, bee geek, apiarist, beekeeper, humor, attitude, geek, beekeeping, bee, words and unwords, photorealistic bee

Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: geneticists view life, from a twisted perspective, genes, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, humor, saying, words and unwords, geek, molecular biology, biologist, scientist, educational, funny

Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tag For Bags

Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) Dart Boards