Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, August 12, 2015

Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Round Clock

tagged with: happiness, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, words and unwords, happiness in life, a matter of equilibrium, saying, truism, advice, philosophy, psychologist, attitude, inspirational, intelligent, psychology

Showcase your wry economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor.

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Awards

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation Tees

tagged with: many worlds interpretation, words and unwords, film reel physics, quantum mechanics, physics, quantum physics, many universes, subject to a many worlds, uncertainty principle, geek humor

Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the paradox of Schrödinger's cat as illustrated by a film reel that separates into different universes that do not interact with each other along with the following saying that any quantum physicist can agree with: "Quantum Mechanics Subject To A Many Worlds Interpretation". Philosophical entanglement attitude gifts for all who wonder whether Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: landscape, satellite photo, satellite geography, satellite, satellite photography, sunglint, picture earth, visible earth, egypt, egyptian, geography, geographer, earth science, science, scientist, earth scientist, sunglint on the nile, nile, river, desert, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, nile river, picture from outer space, miscellaneous

No need to be a geographer or a visitor of Egypt to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite geography gifts featuring "Sunglint On The Nile". Make others do a double-take about Earth's imagery from outer space with any of these memorable landscape photography gifts!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Round Clocks

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Round Clock

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

Showcase your wry biochemistry / chemistry sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following scientific rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant (Humor) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: some days i feel, i need, brain transplant, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, neurosurgeon, funny, brainy, anatomical

Brain humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant".

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, average, math, statistican, mathematician, z-score, percentages under the curve, psychologist, saying, educational, science, geek

Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Letterhead

tagged with: software engineers, java, java's duke, live in a fishbowl environment, fish tank humor, geek, attitude, open source, words and unwords, humor, saying, software developers, software engineering, software development

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: saturn, planet saturn, photo of saturn's rings, astronomy, saturn's rings, saturn's rings shadow, words and unwords, astronomer, saturn fan

Showcase your love of planet Saturn with a dose of astronomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring a photo of Saturn's rings along with the caption "Saturn's Rings".

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies Shirts

tagged with: do you know where,the great pacific garbage patch,environmental,earth science,ecology,earth scientist,convergence zone,pacific ocean gyres,words and unwords,ocean currents,ecologist,map,geek,humor,attitude,query,question,environmentalist,oceanography,oceanographer,pacific ocean

Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Wired For Heartbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, wired for heartbeat, gifts for emts, emergency medical technician humor

Showcase your knowledge of medical technology the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram along with the saying "Wired For Heartbeat". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, science, words and unwords, physicist, physics, humor, moment, magnetism, moment by moment, psychology

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Round Wallclock

tagged with: words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, i am comfortable in my, anatomical, own skin, dermatologist, skin anatomy, geek humor, medical

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Tshirt

tagged with: think before you act,play chess,chess,reflective chess set,game of chess,chess teacher,chess player,words and unwords,chess advice,chess saying,chess humor,chess philosophy

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Letterhead

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Small Square Tile

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: coded for genealogy, dna replication, molecular biology, biologist, genes, genetics, words and unwords, family historian, genealogist, genealogy, dna, biology, molecular biologist, humor, genetic code

Showcase your wry genealogical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Genealogy". Make others do a double-take about their family history today! Memorable science humor gifts for any genealogist!

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I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge Beverage Coaster

Bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of indefatigable attitude toward the great game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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da Vinci Painter Practice Eye Reason Mirror Quote Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, eye, reason, practice, mirror, by practice and by eye, words and unwords, quote, quotation, existential, philosophical, observation, mirror analogy, artist, scientist, genius, advice

Showcase your words of wisdom style with this laptop bag featuring the infamous self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his quotes: "The painter who draws merely by practice and by eye, without any reason, is like a mirror which copies everything placed in front of it without being conscious of their existence." Intelligent advice for any painter or artist!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Letterhead

Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Cake Topper

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock Case For Galaxy S5

tagged with: eat sleep code, 'round the clock, bug droid, android, software developer, geek, software engineer, geek saying, coder, words and unwords, programmer, sign, signage, humor, geek humor, geek attitude, software development, yellow diamond warning sign

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform all day and all night will enjoy any of these wry Bug Droid warning sign gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the saying that all programmers can identify with: "Eat ... Sleep ... Code ... 'Round The Clock". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek Bug Droid humor today on what you do all the time! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Radiation Dose Chart (Physics) Notebook

tagged with: radiation dose chart, physics, radiation, radiation chart, educational, scientific, physicist, words and unwords, science, radiation dosage, millirems, comparative perspective on radiation

Kudos goes to Randall Munroe of XKCD fame who created this "Radiation Dose Chart" and released the chart into the public domain. Educational chart puts the concept of radiation dose into comparative perspective. No need to work in the health or medicine or physics fields to understand what radiation dosage is all about with any of these gifts featuring a "Radiation Dose Chart". Memorable gifts for anyone who has ever had exposure to any level of radiation!

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Sunglint On The Nile (Picture Earth Satellite) Shirts

It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Round Wallclock

tagged with: it's all organic, tcac, krebs cycle, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, biochemist

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "It's All Organic". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of biochemical humor today!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Round Clock

tagged with: words and unwords, brain, medicine, geek humor, consciousness, psyche, anatomy, psychology, sum of your parts, query

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tshirts

tagged with: bell curve, statistical, words and unwords, inside, statistical outlier inside, statistics, outlier, statistician, geek humor, normal distribution curve

No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine (Java Duke) Galaxy S2 Case

tagged with: mini-vacations are part of, my routine, java's unofficial mascot duke, open source, java, words and unwords, software developer, software engineer, programmer, coder, geek, humor, saying, vacation attitude, attitude, software development, fish tank, fishbowl environment

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring open source Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying "Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine". Make others do a double-take at what is truly routine for you with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor today!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Letterhead

tagged with: saturn, planet saturn, photo of saturn's rings, astronomy, saturn's rings, saturn's rings shadow, words and unwords, astronomer, saturn fan

Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence (Elements) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: periodicity, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, chemist, the essence of my existence, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, attitude, chemistry teacher, funny, existential, philosophical, scientist

Showcase your wry periodic table of elements sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following geek attitude saying: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". No need to be a chemist to enjoy!

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Tshirt

tagged with: water is everywhere on earth,water,hydrological cycle,earth,study hydrology,earth scientist,hydrologist,civil engineer,words and unwords,scientist,geek attitude,advice,saying,geek advice,map of the earth,ice clouds water on earth,sustainability,earth science

Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Tesla Our Machinery Driven Power Obtainable At Any Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: wireless, geek, words and unwords, power obtainable at any point, power, electrical engineer, our machinery will be driven, nikola tesla, physicist, universe, quote

Introduce yourself with a dose of wireless attitude with any of these business cards featuring a timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" inventor, scientist, and electrical engineer, Nikola Tesla, who once noted the following: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe."

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P53 Pathways Inside (Cell Molecular Biology) Square Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: p53 pathways, tumor suppressor gene, tumor suppressor protein, pathways, cell biology, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, educational, scientific

P53 is a tumor suppressor protein, as encoded by the TP53 gene, and plays a key role in preventing genome mutation, and thus, by extension, plays a key role in preventing cancer. Showcase your educational, scientific side with any of these gifts featuring "P53 Pathways Inside". No need to be an oncologists, cell biologist, or molecular biologist to enjoy!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Puzzle

tagged with: pie humor, mathematician, mathematical constant, eat pi, words and unwords, math, math pi, geek humor, a world filled with pi, pi on baked pie

Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Skin For Laptop

tagged with: heart attack survivor, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, pain killer, molecule, molecular structure, acetylsalicylic acid, aspirin, chemistry, geek humor

Do you take aspirin on a daily basis? Are you a runner who needs to take aspirin as a pain-killer after lengthy runs? Showcase your wry chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the aspirin molecule, known as acetylsalicylic acid, along with the truism saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Make others do a double-take regarding what you are powered by and what keeps you going!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Sustained Heartbeat Inside (ECG/EKG) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: ecg, ekg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, sustained heartbeat inside, heartbeat, sinus rhythm, medical humor, emergency medical technician, geek humor

No need to work in the medical world to enjoy wry sinus rhythm attitude with this laptop bag featuring a normal heartbeat as shown on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Sustained Heartbeat Inside".

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Spiral Notebook

tagged with: words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, i am comfortable in my, anatomical, own skin, dermatologist, skin anatomy, geek humor, medical

Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Watches

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with this physics humor watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective advice for those who love to seize the day in life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential scientific truism on this watch!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention iPhone 5C Cover

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire

Bee Geek Inside Small Square Tile

tagged with: bee geek inside, bee geek, apiarist, beekeeper, humor, attitude, geek, beekeeping, bee, words and unwords, photorealistic bee

Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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