Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 10, 2015

Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Dinner Plates

tagged with: quote, words and unwords, thomas edison, clock, quotation, i owe my success, success, edison quote, never had a clock, workroom

Do you hate keeping track of time when you are working? Inventors, scientists, entrepreneurs, writers, artists, and anyone who understands experiencing mental flow will enjoy this timeless funny Thomas Alva Edison quote on any of these gifts. Quotation says: "I owe my success to the fact that I never had a clock in my workroom." Gifts for creative people who lose track of time when they work! Inspirational and motivational humor gifts for those who understand the difference between chronos (clock time) and chiros (timeless time - experiential time).

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit Note Books

tagged with: wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, white rabbit, watch, be timely, or rather don't be late, words and unwords, procrastination, procrastinator, timely, timeliness, humor, attitude, word play

All fans of White Rabbit from Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" will enjoy any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's classic illustration of White Rabbit dressed up and looking at a watch. Comes with the truism saying that's fit for any occasion: "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Memorable gifts for any procrastinator who's a Wonderland fan!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Bee Geek Inside Postage Stamp

tagged with: bee geek inside, bee geek, apiarist, beekeeper, humor, attitude, geek, beekeeping, bee, words and unwords, photorealistic bee

Showcase your wry apiarist attitude the next time you send correspondence with this photorealistic image of a bee along with the caption "Bee Geek Inside" on this stamp. Postage for all who love to study bees!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge (Card Suits) Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge". Memorable gift for all avid bridge players who are the life of the party!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Senses Earth Reason Stands Apart Contemplation Wristwatch

tagged with: words and unwords, reason stands apart in contemplation, sense are of the earth, reason, quote, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, genius, artist, leonardo, rationality, inventor, intuitive, thoughtful, attitude, science, truism, saying, intuition, philosopher, thinker, contemplation, quotation, polymath, scientist

Showcase your rational side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring da Vinci's self-portrait along with one of Leonardo da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom quotes as follows: "The sense are of the Earth; reason, stands apart in contemplation." Memorable watch gift for thinkers, scientists, and artists!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Square Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: economist, regression, okun's rule of thumb, linear regression, economics, words and unwords, statistics, stats, econ, rule of thumb, gdp

Economists and social scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a linear regression plot of Okun's Rule Of Thumb, which notes that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP. Make others do a double-take with your educational, economic sense of style today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Drink Pitchers

$Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Drink Pitchers$

Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Drink Pitchers

tagged with: obey refraction it's the law, physics, physicist, optics, angle of incidence, snell's law, index, velocity, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, scientist, light, refraction

Optical physics humor featuring Snell's law -- also know as the law of refraction. No matter where you are or what you do, you'll enjoy the geek physics saying "Obey Refraction It's The Law" on any of these educational, scientific gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Energy Production Inside (Krebs Cycle) Laptop Bags

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, energy production inside, energy, krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, inside, tcac, energy cycle

Do you have lots of energy when you're traveling to and from a location? Showcase your wry biochemical side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Production Inside".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Hand Towel

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: who said that, i was normal, stats, geek, humor, statistician, bell curve, statistics, words and unwords, funny, query, question, attitude, rhetorical question, geek speak, saying

Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Wristwatch

tagged with: success involves taking a break, success, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, snorkeling, words and unwords, code, coder, fish tank, software development, advice, geek, humor, attitude

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy telling time with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice at your next break with this watch! Geek humor and advice at its best!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

If We Could Harness Methane Ethane Jupiter Energy Letterhead

tagged with: methane, ethane, energy problem, words and unwords, geek, jupiter, astronomer, humor, earth, astronomy, energy crisis, natural gases, chemistry, just think, environmentalist, funny, solution, astronomical, educational, science, energy, chemist, science in society, galactic, attitude

Do you think about solar system solutions to the coming energy crisis on Earth? Make others do a double-take with your sense of astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the planet Jupiter and the following astronomical thought: "Just Think... If We Could Harness The Methane & Ethane On Jupiter, We Wouldn't Have An Energy Problem On Earth". Wry educational, scientific attitude gifts that will make others guess at how much methane and ethane actually exist on planet Jupiter and how much energy we will need on Earth in the coming future!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

3 Types Of Plate Boundaries Which One Standing On? Round Clocks

tagged with: 3 types of plate boundaries, tranform, divergent, convergent, which one are you, standing on, earth science, geology, plate tectonics, words and unwords, query, inquiry, attitude, question, earth scientist

Showcase your wry earth scientific / geological side with any of these gifts featuring "3 Types Of Plate Boundaries: Transform, Divergent, Convergent Which One Are You Standing On?" Educational, scientific inquiry for all who know about plate tectonics!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Wristwatches

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent, stem cell

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry medical humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". No need to be a hematologist to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Letterhead

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Thomas Edison Owe Success Never Had Clock Workroom Letterhead

tagged with: quote, words and unwords, thomas edison, clock, quotation, i owe my success, success, edison quote, never had a clock, workroom

Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Small Square Tile

tagged with: poem, jabberwock, jabberwocky, through looking glass, lewis carroll, john tenniel, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure, onomatopoeia, words and unwords, fantasy, battle, attitude, riddles, brain teasers, made up words

Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Round Wallclock

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, dna, dna replication, medical, medicine, biology, genes, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, saying, gene lover, molecular biology, 'molecular, biologist, geneticist

No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics (DNA Replication)".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Stamps

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is filled with bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Genius Within (Leonardo da Vinci Self-Portrait) Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, genius within, writer, artist, genius, scientist, intellectual, self-portrait, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, educational resources, entrepreneur, inventor, saying

All budding geniuses will enjoy this Renaissance self-portrait of Leonardo da Vinci, along with the saying "Genius Within". Showcase your artistic scientific introverted side with any of these timeless gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

No One Is Immune To Inflation Upward March Prices Postage

tagged with: economics, consumer price index, historian, political economy, political economist, cpi, money, words and unwords, inflation, no one is immune, united states, history, economist, saying, truism, definition, graph, price, time, attitude, humor, geek

Featuring the United States Consumer Price Index over time, this stamp comes with the wry economic attitude truism saying: "No One Is Immune To Inflation - The Relentless Upward March Of Prices Over Time". Make others do a double-take in historical perspective on the economics topic of inflation with this econ saying definition postage! No need to be an economic historian or political economist to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Acrylic Award

Sunday, August 09, 2015

Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Small Square Tile

tagged with: android, sign, symbol, female, bugdroid, geek, attitude, humor, women, words and unwords, feminista, software engineer, software developer, programmer, computer programmer, programming

Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes

$Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes$

Obey Refraction It's The Law (Snell's Law Physics) Candy Dishes

tagged with: obey refraction it's the law, physics, physicist, optics, angle of incidence, snell's law, index, velocity, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, scientist, light, refraction

Snow Across Peruvian Summits (Picture Earth) Shirt

tagged with: peru, peruvian summits, picture earth, visible earth, snow, snow across peruvian summits, south america, mountain, mountain range, andes, photo, satellite, satellite photo, satellite imagery, geographer, mountaineer, geography, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, landscape, mountain climber, science, scientist

No need to have climbed any Peruvian summit to enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of "Snow Across Peruvian Summits". Make others do a double-take with any of these geography gifts featuring an existential landscape photo as taken from outer space. No need to be a geographer or mountaineer or fan of South America to enjoy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: powered by biochemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, krebs cycle, biochemistry, saying, truism, humor, geek, words and unwords, tcac, attitude, scientist, biologist, chemist, atp, energy cycle, educational, organic chemistry, chemistry, biology, educational resources

Showcase your wry biochemical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the scientific truism saying "Powered By Biochemistry".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: never mind, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, psyche, psychology, anatomical, words and unwords, parts of the human brain, mind, mindset, funny, attitude, saying, truism, brainy

Showcase your wry mentality with a dose of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying "Never Mind ... ". Makes a great psychological humor gift for anyone who shrugs a lot!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, psyche, psychology, gaussian curve, educational, stats, geek, attitude, cheat sheet

Showcase your wry bell curve attitude with any of these educational, statistical gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve) along with the caption "Summarizing Statistics". A statistics cheat sheet for any die-hard statistician or statistics fan!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Round Wall Clocks

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice! Geek humor and advice at its best!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

The World Contains Many Faults (Plate Tectonics) Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: the world contains many faults, plate tectonics, earth science, geologist, geology, tectonic plates of the world, seismologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, earth scientist, earth science faults, earthquakes, earthquake fan

Showcase your wry plate tectonics sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the tectonic plates of the world along with the saying "The World Contains Many Faults". Memorable gifts for geologists, seismologists, and earth scientists!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape iPod Touch 4G Skin

tagged with: attitude, wine, wine lover, wine fan, wine connoisseur, biology, grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, words and unwords, grape berry anatomy, humor, funny, grape, saying, truism, biologist, anatomical, truisms

If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent by Nikola Tesla iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, nikola tesla, tesla, us patent, wireless, us patent 390721, electrical engineer, ac dynamo, words and unwords, alternate current, patent, genius, historical, electrical

If you are into wireless, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the AC dynamo, the "Dynamic Electric Machine" US Patent 390721 By Nikola Tesla (1856-1943). Showcase Tesla genius in today's modern wireless times!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor, hematologist, or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi (Pie Humor) Puzzle

tagged with: words and unwords, math, humor, geek, geek humor, irrational number, mathematical constant, baked pie, baked pi, pie humor, brain teasers, riddles, mathematician, brain teaser, attitude, life saying, truism, saying, transcendental number

No need to be a mathematician or a cook to enjoy wry baked pie / pi humor with any of these gifts featuring a twist on the old saying. Saying says it all: "When Life Gives You Lemons Make Pi". Make others do a double-take at what you mean with a dose of mathematical constant attitude with these timeless gifts! Geek advice humor for all who know how to be happy in life and are fans of pi!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Letterhead

tagged with: this machine is powered by, words and unwords, chemistry, medical, nitroglycerin, medicine, molecular structure, geek humor, chemical molecule, powered by

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

The next time you have lunch, showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this lunch box featuring a parabola along with the following query: "How Focused Are You?" Classic geometric geek humor gift for all who wonder how focused they are in life!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: communication, code, words and unwords, communication in dits and dahs, morse code, international morse code, geek, attitude, imc

Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Not Anal Just Dermal (Layers Of Skin Dermatology) Watches

tagged with: not anal just dermal, layers of skin, dermal, dermatology, skin, anatomy, words and unwords, geek, just dermal, dermatologist, skin doctor, medical, anatomical, humor, attitude, saying, educational, scientific

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the different layers of skin, along with all key skin parts labeled, plus the saying "Not Anal Just Dermal". Great watch gift for any dermatologist!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, aging, with a strong heartbeat, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, another year older, geek birthday

Showcase your wry medical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take at reading an ECG/EKG today with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this