Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, August 08, 2015

Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Round Clocks

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Round Wall Clock

tagged with: this machine is powered by, words and unwords, chemistry, medical, nitroglycerin, medicine, molecular structure, geek humor, chemical molecule, powered by

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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Communication In Dits And Dahs (Morse Code) Stationery

tagged with: communication, code, words and unwords, communication in dits and dahs, morse code, international morse code, geek, attitude, imc

Make others do a double-take with a dose of 19th century communication humor with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication In Dits And Dahs". Educational fun for all Morse code fans!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Decals For NOOK

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Display Plaques

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Postage Stamps

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, aging, with a strong heartbeat, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, another year older, geek birthday

Showcase your wry medical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat".

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Lost In A World Of Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, world of chess, chess, chess game, lost in a world, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess geek, lost in chess

Chess players will enjoy introducing themselves with these customizable business cards featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess".

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Have You Gone Through The Mirror Today? (Alice) Kitchen Towel

tagged with: psyche, psychology, mirror, looking glass, query, question, wonderland, alice, through the looking glass, words and unwords, adventure, lewis carroll, john tenniel, and what alice found there, humor, attitude, saying, truism, funny, psychologist, riddle, brain teaser, sarcasm, sarcastic, geek

Those who look at mirrors daily will enjoy any of these wry intellectual query gifts featuring Alice (of Wonderland) going through the mirror in Lewis Carroll's Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Ask yourself and others: "Have you gone through the mirror today?" Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with a dose of reflective fun!

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Obedience Work Honey-Bees Henry V Shakespeare Kitchen Towel

tagged with: bees quote, shakespeare, beekeeper, peopled kingdom, honey bees, henry v, words and unwords, beehive, work, obedience

Apiarists and beekeepers with a classical mindset about the work of honey bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a drawing of bees building a beehive along with the following quote by William Shakespeare in Henry V: Act 1, Scene 2: "Obedience: For so work the honey-bees, creatures that by a rule in nature teach the act of order to a peopled kingdom." Make others do a double-take at the work of bees with this classic Shakespeare passage today!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Keepsake Box

tagged with: genes, genetics, dna replication, dna, humor, biologist, molecular biology, coded for success, success, words and unwords, entrepreneurs, attitude, scientist, geek, deoxyribonucleic acid, educational, diagram, molecular biologists, saying, motivational, inspirational

Gifts for all those who are simply coded for success! Educational, scientific genetics humor gifts for all successful or who desire to be!

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May All Your Finesses And Slams Make (Bridge) Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Do You Know About Circulation In Macroeconomics? Round Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: savings, labor, taxes, government, economics, economist, the circulation in macroeconomics, macroeconomics, economics teacher, words and unwords, labour, investment, query, inquiry, cheat sheet, diagram, money flows, international, econ, economics major, attitude, humor, geek, business, business major

No matter which country you live in, you are affected by macroeconomics, a branch of economics that deals with the performance, structure, and behavior of the economy of the entire community, either a nation, a region, or the entire world. Make others do a double-take with intelligent thought with any of these thought-provoking economics cheat sheet gifts featuring the circulation in macroeconomics. Ask yourself and others the key question: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics" No need to be an economist or economics major to enjoy!

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Small Square Tile

tagged with: sign, signage, sleep, sleep my favorite modus operandi, humor, funny, sleepaholic, words and unwords, geek, modus operandi, joke, person resting in a bed

Is sleep your favorite modus operandi? Showcase your signage sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a sign of a person sleeping/resting in a bed along with the saying in Baby Blocks font: "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi". Make others do a double-take about what is your usual m.o. today!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Skin For 17" Laptop

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Travel with optical illusion style with any of these gifts featuring the infamous gestalt picture of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Just take a close look, and you'll see both women!

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Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Galaxy S5 Cases

tagged with: grow the ecosystem, geek, software engineer, software developer, software development, brown tree of things, attitude, saying, words and unwords, advice, funny, humor, android software development, android operating system

Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring unofficial mascot Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on its belly along with the following caption in Droid font: "Grow The Ecosystem". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life (Nephron) Letterhead

tagged with: love your kidneys, kidney, nephron, they are vital to life, biology, nephrology, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, dialysis patient, anatomy, excretory organ, love letter font, humor, attitude, dialysis

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Love Your Kidneys They Are Vital To Life" in Love Letters font. No need to be a dialysis patient to enjoy wry educational, scientific fun!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Belt Buckles

tagged with: just generating a form of, usable energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, educational, saying, atp, energy

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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Photosynthetic Spirit (Biochemistry Attitude) Memo Notepads

tagged with: photosynthetic spirit, photosynthesis, atp, from light to chemical energy, chloroplast, energy, humor, geek, words and unwords, light dependent reactions, stroma, light, attitude, autotroph, saying, lifestyle

Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis, of course, is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: piece of my mind, which piece did you want, query, saying, funny, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, humor, brainy, educational, rhetorical question, psyche, mind, riddles, brain teaser, i'm always happy, advice, medical

Showcase your wry brain side with this Dodo case gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following quirky saying that will make anyone do a double-take: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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Simply Statistical (Bell Curve Attitude) Dry-Erase Board

tagged with: psychologist, geek, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, simply statistical, statistician, psychology, humor

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy thinking about the bell curve with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with percentages underneath the curve and the saying "Simply Statistical". Educational, statistical saying gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Magnetosphere In Perspective (Astronomy) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: astronomy, earth science, magnetism, magnetosphere, magnetosphere in perspective, geek, diagram, words and unwords, bow shock, magnetopause, solar wind

Fans of the magnetosphere will enjoy any of these astronomical attitude gifts featuring the magnetosphere in perspective. Included in the diagram are the different parts of the magnetosphere,

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Just Go Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: periodic table of elements, geek, words and unwords, chemistry, just go elemental, periodic table, elements, humor, chemistry teacher, chemist

Memorable chemistry humor gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific saying that conveys learning all about the Periodic Table: "Just Go Elemental". Science humor gifts for all who desire to go elemental!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Victor In The "War Of The Currents" Commuter Bags

tagged with: electrical engineer, electrical engineering, alternate current, radio, wireless, nikola tesla, tesla, war of the currents, alternating current, words and unwords, edison, magnetism, war, battles, victor

Showcase your wry electrical engineer / physicist attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a picture of Serbian-American genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla, along with the title "Victor In The 'War Of The Currents' ".

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Computer Bag

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: testosterone, educational, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, steroid, geek, humor, words and unwords, male hormone, medical, hormone, saying, truism, funny, attitude, scientist, chemist

No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers)

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Laptop Bags

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, aging, with a strong heartbeat, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, another year older, geek birthday

No matter what your profession showcase your wry medical technology side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Makes a perfect birthday gift for any medical technician or anyone who works in the health care field!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Round Clocks

Lost In A World Of Chess (Reflective Chess Set) Postcard

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, world of chess, chess, chess game, lost in a world, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess geek, lost in chess

Are you frequently lost in a world of chess? Avid chess players will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Lost In A World Of Chess". Make others do a double-take at where you truly are when you play chess with these memorable chess attitude gifts!

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Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Small Square Tile

tagged with: alice, duchess, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, wonderland, quotation, appear, words and unwords, be what you would, seem to be, alice in wonderland, quote, otherwise, funny, humor, attitude, logic, logician, syntax, programmer, psyche, psychology, tongue twister, logical, saying, truism, self-evident, riddle, brain-teaser, appearances, riddles, brain teasers, john tenniel

If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!

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Busy As A Bee Can Be (Bee Drawing) Pet Tag

tagged with: busy as a bee, bee can bee, bee saying, bee, saying, truism, busy, philosophical, words and unwords, bee humor

Are you frequently busy as a bee? Showcase your bee-like attitude toward life and your schedule with any of these gifts featuring a bee along with the truism saying "Busy As A Bee Can Be". Make others do a double-take about how you feel toward life with a dose of bee attitude today!

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DNA Bases Basis For Life (Molecular Structure) Double-Sided T-Shirt Ceramic Christmas Ornament

tagged with: biology, biochemistry, dna bases, geek, basis for life, chemistry, dna bases chemical structure, words and unwords, chemical structure

Showcase your biochemical attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the four nucleotide bases of deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA) along with the following biological truism saying: "DNA Bases Basis For Life". Featuring the molecular structure of adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thiamine.

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Study Of Horse (c. 1490) Leonardo da Vinci Wrist Watch

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, horse, 1490, study of horse, horse drawing, equestrian, equine, words and unwords, horse anatomy, genius, artist, scientist, drawing, anatomical, renaissance, timeless, attitude, scientific, horses

Make others do a double-take the next time you tell time with this watch featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of the anatomy and physique of a horse known as "Study Of Horse", circa 1490. Great watch gift for any horse lover or equestrian!

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Ben Bernanke Inflation Erodes Real Value Govt Debt Watches

tagged with: ben bernanke, bernanke, chairman of the fed, federal reserve, inflation, economics, create some inflation, economist, words and unwords, humor, bernard benanke, quote, quotation, economy, debt, interest of the government, social scientist, social science, real value of the government's

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a quote on inflation by 14th Federal Reserve Board Chair Ben Bernanke, who once stated the following: "People know that inflation erodes the real value of the government's debt and, therefore, that it is in the interest of the government to create some inflation".

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Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: sign, signage, sleep, sleep my favorite modus operandi, humor, funny, sleepaholic, words and unwords, geek, modus operandi, joke, person resting in a bed

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Round Wall Clocks

Friday, August 07, 2015

Haze Over Eastern United States (Picture Earth) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, satellite imagery, landscape, geographer, geography, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, haze over eastern united states, eastern united states, haze, weather, smog, summertime, united states

No need to be a geographer or have lived in the Eastern United States to appreciate any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts featuring "Haze Over Eastern United States". Picture Earth satellite photo gifts for all who know about the changing weather patterns during the summertime in Eastern U.S.!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Watches

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

Tell time with a dose of wry nephritic attitude with this anatomical, medical humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Renal On". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Square Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: powered by organic chemistry, organic chemistry, chemistry, chemist, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, biochemistry, biochemist, educational, science, truism

Showcase your wry organic chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Powered By Organic Chemistry".

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) Keepsake Boxes

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) gifts featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Spiral Notebooks

Wry cerebral humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take with your brain attitude today on these memorable anatomical brain humor gifts!

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Second Law Of Thermodynamics (Physics) Work BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: physics, geek, second law of thermodynamics, thermodynamics, educational, explanation, work, words and unwords, physicist, educational resources

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the Second Law of Thermodynamics. Comes with the following explanation: "The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that temperature differences between systems in contact tend to even out & that work can be obtained from these non-equilibrium differences." Showcase your knowledge with any of these geek attitude gifts!

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Magnetosphere In Perspective (Astronomy) Letterhead

tagged with: astronomy, earth science, magnetism, magnetosphere, magnetosphere in perspective, geek, diagram, words and unwords, bow shock, magnetopause, solar wind

Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Postage Stamp

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Showcase your wry chemistry side the next time you send correspondence with any of these stamps featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following truism saying: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". Geek humor stamp at its best for all who love to think now and then!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) Round Wallclock

tagged with: the rock cycle, rocks, geology, earth science, geologist, earth scientist, rock fan, rock hound, scientist, words and unwords, geek, attitude

No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Neurological Plumbing Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Laptop Bag

tagged with: neurological plumbing inside, plumbing, medicine, synapse, neurologist, neuron, inside, anatomical, neurology, geek humor

No need to be a neurologist or biologist to enjoy wry neuronal humor with this laptop bag gift featuring all key anatomical parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Neurological Plumbing Inside". Educational geek humor gift for anyone with neurons inside!

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