Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Biotechnology University (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you work in the biotechnology field, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with labels of all key parts, along with the Varsity lettering "Biotechnology University". Showcase your knowledge of biotechnology with any of these memorable molecular biology gifts!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Showcase your wry and witty bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take about the amount of effort that goes into playing this card game!

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Vitruvian Man Measurements (Leonardo da Vinci) Belt Buckle

tagged with: vitruvian man measurements, vitruvian man, da vinci, genius, leonardo da vinci, measurements, words and unwords, educational, measure, renaissance

Showcase your genius attitude with this belt buckle featuring da Vinci's infamous Vitruvian Man along with measurements throughout the ages. Informative, educational buckle gift for all fans of the Renaissance!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: happiness, equilibrium, economics, political economy, economist, supply and demand curve, happiness in life, matter of equilibrium, truism, saying, attitude, humor, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords

No need to be an economist to enjoy the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium" on any of these business cards. Introduce yourself with a touch of intelligent flair today! Memorable calling card for those who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Shirts

tagged with: historic route, us highway 99, california, vintage, transportation, humor, traffic sign, highway, words and unwords, route 99, history, route, signs, traffic engineer, freeway, interstate system, land

If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Messenger Bags

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusionist side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the following infamous gestalt phenomenon: "Moth Or Faces?"

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Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative Tee Shirts

tagged with: radiation doses are relative, radiation doses, radiation, physics, millirems, nuclear physics, occupational health, words and unwords, relative, geek humor, educational, advice, radioactivity, relativity, educational resources

No need to work in nuclear physics to enjoy any of these gifts featuring this educational, scientific diagram featuring radiation doses in millirems from various sources. Make others do a double-take about the radiation levels that everyone is exposed to with these reminder gifts that says "Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative"!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, it's all organic, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle

No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for all who know about the organic cycle within their cells!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be on Mars to promote wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding Rover, along with the saying "Open Source Martians Inside"! Make others do a double-take at what Martian exploration is all about!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: restructure your thoughts,advice,make the connections,build a better brain,geek humor,medical geek,brain,brainy,anatomy,words and unwords,anatomical,saying,medical advice,psyche,psychologist,neurosurgeon,neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Summarizing Statistics T-shirts

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Letterhead

tagged with: warning, sign, signage, meteor zone ahead, meteor, astronomy, words and unwords, humor, yellow diamond warning sign, meteor tail in the sky, geek, advice, attitude, astronomer, funny, saying, extraterrestrial object

If you have ever seen a meteor in the sky, when in-person or on video, you'll enjoy any of these astronomical humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign with a meteor streaking across the sky in a city along with the saying "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Make others do a double-take at this common extraterrestrial event wherein a meteor hits the Earth and burns up in the sky that sometimes is apparent to our eyes.

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Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: warning, positive feedback loop inside, inside, positive feedback loop, psyche, psychology, meteorology, geek, humor, words and unwords, advice

Is there a positive feedback loop inside of you? No need to be a psychologist or meteorologist to enjoy wry feedback loop humor with this iPad case gift featuring a positive feedback loop in the atmosphere along with the truism saying "Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you mean the next time you surf the web!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Laptop Bags

tagged with: cooking is just chemistry, periodic table of elements, elements, cooking, chemistry, just chemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, attitude, chef, cook, saying

Chefs and those who believe in the chemical nuance of cooking will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following cooking truism: "Cooking Is Just Chemistry".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Mouse Pad

tagged with: humor, geology, earth science, geologist, seismologist, plate tectonics, schist, granite, words and unwords, geek, funny, attitude, science, earthquake, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, saying, truism, rock hound

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Round Clocks

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Showcase your wine connoisseur side the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying that any wine expert can agree with: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries".

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Shirts

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If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Biotechnology T Shirt

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Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Jumbo Tote Bag

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, patagonia, plateau, argentina, south america, satellite photo, geography, geographer, earth science, satellite, earth scientist, attitude, humor, visualization, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, stereoscopic, imagery, plains, glaciers, 3-d

If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Letterhead

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? (Geometry) Tshirt

tagged with: math, geometry, euler's line, line, triangle, orthocenter, circumcenter, centroid, query, question, educational, scientific, geek, attitude, words and unwords, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry, the Euler line, pronounced "oiler", is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle, including the orthocenter, the circumcenter, the centroid, and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?"

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) iPhone 4S Decals

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, faster than sms, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) T Shirt

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, cardiologists, do it with rhythm, cardiology

No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Letterhead

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Dart Board

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) Tee Shirts

tagged with: chess, chess attitude, chess player, chess teacher, truism, reflective chess set, changing with each move, words and unwords, life is like a game, geek, chess humor, life, saying, chess truism, funny, humor, attitude, intellectual, chess game, gamer, lifestyle

Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

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Reminder others with any of these timely invitations not to be late! Featuring Mad Hatter running, along with the timely truism saying "Don't Be Late". Classic illustration by John Tenniel as found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Wonderland adventure reminder to all guests for all who invite!

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Friday, July 24, 2015

Just Passing Through Space & Time (Light Cone) Tee Shirt

tagged with: light cone, hypersurface of the present, present, past, future, physics, observer, physicist, geek, humor, saying, truism, attitude, space, time, words and unwords, science in society

The space-time continuum adventure comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a light cone as well as the truism saying "Just Passing Through Space & Time". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of physics with a dose of wry geek humor. Memorable gifts for anyone who thinks about the past, present, and the future!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Round Wall Clock

Acidic Machinery Inside (Krebs Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, acidic machinery inside, inside, acidic machinery, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, scientific, truisms

You have acidic machinery inside of you known as the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these biochemistry humor gifts featuring the "Acidic Machinery Inside". No need to be biochemist or chemistry major to enjoy educational, scientific fun!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Dartboard

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: your mind is like software, program it, brain, humor, geek, attitude, psyche, psychology, software engineer, words and unwords, software programmer, software, saying, truism, learning, learn, educational, teacher, programmer

Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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Summarizing Statistics Classic White Coffee Mug

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Lesothosaurus (Ornithischian Dinosaur) T Shirts

tagged with: lesothosaurus, words and unwords, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, herbivore, early jurassic, ornithischian dinosaur, paleontology, dinosaur, fast runner, jurassic, scientist

Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring Lesothosaurus, an herbivorous ornithischian dinosaur that lived during the Early Jurassic. Lesothosaurus was a 1 meter long, bipedal plant-eater. Its long legs, small arms, and slender tail all suggest that it was a fast runner. Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past with any of these "Dinosaurs Are Back" lesothosaurus gifts!

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Stamps

Showcase your wry astronomical sense of humor with this stamp featuring a warning sign that says the following "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead". Great gift for any astronomer or fan of meteors!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Coasters

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Do you view cooking as an exercise in chemistry? Showcase your wry chemical attitude toward cooking with any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about what cooking is all about with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: funny, humor, attitude, science, geology, earth science, earthquake, scientist, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Herpetologist Inside (Symptoms Of A Snake Bite) iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: symptoms of a snake bite, physiology, anatomy, diagram, snake bite, herpetologist, inside, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, snake fan, funny, sarcasm, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a herpetologist -- i.e., one who studies reptiles and amphibians -- to enjoy wry anatomical and physiological humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the symptoms of a snake bite. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Herpetologist Inside". Make others do a double-take about who is mostly likely to have been bitten by a snake with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate? Tshirts

tagged with: enzyme, substrate, humor, attitude, geek, biology, biologist, chemist, catalytic, catalyst, life, in life, query, question, funny, ponder, philosophical, thoughtful, thinker, motivational, inspirational, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, medicine, doctor, nurse, health, medical, entrepreneur, runner, jogger, philosopher, philosophy, words and unwords

Ask yourself and others this key biological question: "In Life, Are You The Enzyme Or The Substrate?" Make others do a double-take with any of these enzyme-substrate gifts featuring the induced fit model. Scientific and inspirational fun for all with catalytic properties!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckle

This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Dart Boards

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Logic Dreams Inside (Logic Matrices) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: logic dreams inside, logic matrices, logic, inside, math, boolean logic, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, logician, mathematician

Showcase your logical side with any of these logic attitude gifts featuring logic matrices along with the saying "Logic Dream Inside". Memorable gifts for Boolean thinkers!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Laptop Decal

Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, cardiologists, do it with rhythm, cardiology