Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 24, 2015

I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you have ever been lost or have strayed off somewhere, you'll enjoy any of these timeless transportation signage humor gifts featuring the circular intersection sign. Comes with the saying "I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged" that will make others do a double-take the next time they ask you for directions!

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Just Keep Coding (Bug Droid Letters Font) T-shirt

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Software engineers and programmers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid font by mikan120 along with the following software development advice: "Just Keep Coding". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek geek humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive (Physics) Tshirts

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All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive (Physics) Tshirts

tagged with: physics, physicist, refraction, snell's law, geek, humor, attitude, light angle, rays, incidence, illustration, glitters, words and unwords, educational, saying, truism, definition, educational resources

No need be a physicist to enjoy refractive attitude with any of these gifts featuring Snell's law along with the truism saying "All That Glitters Is Highly Refractive". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational physics humor with these refraction saying illustration gifts!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tshirts

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, atp, adenosine triphosphate, powered by organic chemistry, educational resources

Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, advice, brain, brainy, anatomy, anatomical, human brain, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, educational, medical, medicine

If your brain is full at all hours of the day, you'll enjoy this wry anatomical humor clock gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore".

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistics, biostatistics, to analyze clumps of data, equation, clumps of data, words and unwords, cophenetic correlation coefficient, statistician

Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Samsung Galaxy S3 Cases

tagged with: make everyday, an open source day, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, environmental, words and unwords, code, coder, hugging a tree, duke outdoor scene, earth day geek

No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Poster

tagged with: warning, sign, signage, meteor zone ahead, meteor, astronomy, words and unwords, humor, yellow diamond warning sign, meteor tail in the sky, geek, advice, attitude, astronomer, funny, saying, extraterrestrial object, 15.0

Showcase your wry astronomical attitude with this poster featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead".

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Belt Buckle

tagged with: cooking is just chemistry, periodic table of elements, elements, cooking, chemistry, just chemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, attitude, cook, saying, chemist

Do you view cooking as an exercise in chemistry? Showcase your wry chemical attitude toward cooking with any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about what cooking is all about with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Greeting Card

tagged with: funny, humor, attitude, science, geology, earth science, earthquake, scientist, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: danger, nuclear fusion inside, nuclear fusion, sun, solar flare, astronomer, solar flare watcher, geek, humor, attitude, saying, warning, words and unwords, scientist, hot, physicist, nuclear physicist, stars

No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: wine conoisseur, wine lover, wine, wine grape berry, botany, wine maker, grape berry, words and unwords, to know your wine, know our wine grape berries, vintage, botanist, biology, biologist, saying, truism, science, scientist, drink, humor, attitude, anatomy, anatomical, wine connoisseur, education

Showcase your wine connoisseur side with any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a wine grape berry along with the saying "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries".

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Nikola Tesla Capacity Of Earth Charge Electrified Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: magnetosphere, nikola tesla, earth quote, magnet, alternate currents, geek, wireless, words and unwords, if electrified, what charge does the earth

Nikola Tesla, father of today's wireless society and inventor of the radio, once asked the following: "A point of great importance would be first to know what is the capacity of the earth? And what charge does it contain if electrified?" Electrical engineers, scientists, physicists, inventors, and those into electricity and magnetic forces will enjoy this philosophical and scientific quote on any of these gifts! Timeless question for all those who know about alternate currents!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: funny, geek, biology, biologist, cell biology, cellular biology, reproduction, embryo, saying, truism, humor, attitude, division, divide, multiply, science, scientist, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, education, mitosis, cell division, cellular division, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Dartboard

tagged with: team pi, eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, mathematician, math, scientist, constant, words and unwords, scientific, hungry, appetite, geek, humor, attitude, play on team pi, brain teaser, math teacher, team spirit pi

If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Awards

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: penrose tiling, geometry, math, five-fold symmetry, pattern, roger penrose, mathematician, words and unwords, educational, aperiodicity, geek

Showcase your symmetrical and geometric side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring Penrose tiling, five-fold symmetry. No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Round Wallclock

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, faster than sms, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) T-shirt

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Round Clock

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Chess The Art Of War (Matisse Font) Shirts

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Avid chess players who view the chessboard as a war zone will enjoy any of these wry chess attitude gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Chess - The Art Of War" in Matisse font. Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess with any of these timeless chess humor gifts!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Small Square Tile

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go Quote Greeting Card

tagged with: alice in wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, quote, quotation, humor, intelligent, funny, undecided, direction, motivational, inspirational, wordsunwords, wordandunwords, truism, advice, education, psychology, psyche, decisions, decision-making, fork in the road, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, truisms

Showcase timeless inspirational Wonderland fun with this Alice's Adventures in Wonderland quotation gift, featuring Alice and the Cheshire Cat. Whether traveling, graduating, moving onto a new job or career, retiring, or just wondering where you stand in life, showcase your logical humor side with this "Which Way I Ought To Go" conversation! Memorable intelligent humor for all those who both know and don't know which way to go!

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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: wake up it's time, to activate your brain, humor, attitude, brain, geek, activate, brainy, words and unwords, advice, psyche, psychiatry, human brain, anatomical parts of the brain

Showcase your wry brainy geek sense of humor with this necklace featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable geek advice necklace gift for all those who doze through life!

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Mean Thoughts Inside (Statistics Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: mean thoughts inside, stats teacher, bell curve, normal distribution curve, inside, average, statistics, statistician, geek, words and unwords, stats, psyche, psychologist, psychology, gaussian distribution curve, funny, humor, angry, angry person, math, mathematics, saying, truism, educational, education

Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these psychological stats gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve), along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician, psychologist, or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre gifts for all who think about averages and statistics constantly!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Motorola Droid RAZR Cover

Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Laptop Bags

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside" on this laptop bag for the next time you travel. Make others do a double-take at what lies within!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: ideas circulate inside, ideas, circulation, circulate, inside, circulatory system, words and unwords, medical, medicine, thought, thinker, anatomy, anatomical, doctor, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, saying, truism, educational

Showcase your wry medical and anatomical attitude the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring the circulatory system, complete with all key labels of important arteries and veins. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Ideas Circulate Inside"!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: cooking is just chemistry, periodic table of elements, elements, cooking, chemistry, just chemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, attitude, cook, saying, chemist

Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Postage Stamp

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

Fans of grapes will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring grape berry anatomy along with the saying "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style".

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I'm Just Neurologically Wired For Success Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: success, neuron, synapse, geek, biotechnology, i'm just neurologically wired, wired for success, words and unwords, humor, attitude, biologists, psychologists, anatomy, neurologists, saying, truism, medical, medicine

Neuron / synapse anatomical puzzle for all those who are just neurologically wired for success. Memorable puzzle gift for biologists, psychologists, neurologists, and anyone who is neurologically wired for success!

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Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity (Nikola Tesla) T-shirts

tagged with: electrical engineer, inventor, electrical engineering, electricity, alternate current, radio, wireless, nikola tesla, patron saint of modern electricity, words and unwords, genius, tesla, science, scientist, attitude, patron saint, modern electricity, saying, truism, inventors

Showcase your electrical engineer side with any of the Nikola Tesla gifts with the saying "Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity". Serbian-American Tesla was a genius before his time and literally invented today's wireless world. Often attributed as the "Father of the Radio" and consequently as the "Father of Wireless", Tesla contributed much to today's modern world via elucidating alternate current. Timeless Tesla gifts for all!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tees

3-D Patagonia, Argentina Stationery

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, patagonia, plateau, argentina, south america, satellite photo, geography, geographer, earth science, satellite, earth scientist, attitude, humor, visualization, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, stereoscopic, imagery, plains, glaciers, 3-d

If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Bodysuit

tagged with: pi day, pi on a baked pie, make everyday a tasty pi, pi humor, geek, attitude, saying, mathematical constant, pi hunger, words and unwords, funny, math, math teacher, pi fan, irrational number

Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Molecule) Laptop Bags

tagged with: glucose, this machine is powered by, powered by glucose, chemical structure, molecular structure, molecule, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, humor, saying, attitude, sugar, truism, chemistry, chemist

Showcase your wry chemical attitude with a dose of educational science humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". No need to be a scientist or chemist to enjoy!

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Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Dartboard

tagged with: penrose tiling, geometry, math, five-fold symmetry, pattern, roger penrose, mathematician, words and unwords, educational, aperiodicity, geek

No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a Penrose tiling exhibiting five-fold symmetry. A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original.

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Small Square Tile

My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Shirts

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Postage Stamps

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Letterhead

Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life? (Open) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: knight's tour, knight's tour of life, life, inspirational, motivational, query, chess, chessboard, chess board, thought, thinker, chess player, grandmaster, question, attitude, humor, geek, chess teacher, wordsunwords, gamer, open tour, knight, wordsandunwords, math, mathematical, rules, rules of chess, tour of life, words and unwords, lifestyle

Do you love chess? Do you love life? Showcase your inner chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring an open knight's tour, along with the inspirational query: "Have You Taken The Knight's Tour Of Life?"The Knight's Tour is a mathematical problem involving a knight on an empty chessboard. The knight moves according to the rules of chess and must visit each square exactly once. Ask yourself and others this key question and make others do a double-take about where they have been in life with any of these inspirational thought-provoking gifts! No need to be an avid chess player to enjoy!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Jumbo Tote Bag

tagged with: lewis carroll, to stay in same place, running, wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, red queen, alice in wonderland, words and unwords, all the running you can, exercise, passage, humor, funny

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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My Life Frequently Unravels (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: my life frequently unravels, dna replication, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid, leading strand, lagging strand, science, scientist, scientific, funny, geek, humor, attitude, biology, biologist, molecular biology, molecular biologist, saying, truism, sarcasm, definition, modernity, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, my life, unravels, educational, medical, medicine, genetics, genes, geneticist, truisms

Do your life unravel frequently? Let others know about the hectic life you lead with any of these scientific humor gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with the saying "My Life Frequently Unravels". Make others do a double-take today with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these geek truisms!

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