Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 23, 2015

One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Impulse Tote Bag

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Do You Know About Circulation In Macroeconomics? Tie

tagged with: savings, labor, labour, investment, taxes, government, economics, economist, the circulation in macroeconomics, query, inquiry, cheat sheet, diagram, macroeconomics, money flows, international, econ, economics teacher, economics major, attitude, humor, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, business, business major, words and unwords, educational resources

No matter which country you live in, you are affected by macroeconomics, a branch of economics that deals with the performance, structure, and behavior of the economy of the entire community, either a nation, a region, or the entire world. Make others do a double-take with intelligent thought with any of these thought-provoking economics cheat sheet gifts featuring the circulation in macroeconomics. Ask yourself and others the key question: "Do You Know About The Circulation In Macroeconomics" No need to be an economist or economics major to enjoy!

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Have You Ever Taken A Trip On Devil's Highway? 2 Inch Round Magnet

tagged with: devil's highway, route 666, 666, us route 666, signage, transportation, transportation sign, query, humor, joke, words and unwords, signs, land

If you have ever traveled on Route US 491, which was formerly Route US 666, you'll enjoy any of these transportation signage humor gifts. Comes with the US Route 666 sign, as well as the query: "Have You Ever Taken A Trip On Devil's Highway?" Make others do a double-take on whether they have traveled the north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States with these signage attitude gifts today!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Belt Buckle

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) 10 Oz Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

tagged with: electromagnetic spectrum,electromagnetism,wavelengths,physics,educational,words and unwords

Showcase your knowledge of "The Electromagnetic Spectrum" with any of these physics wavelength gifts. Educational, scientific gifts for all who are interested in electromagnetism!

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To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams Dart Boards

tagged with: to predict weather, know your jet streams, jet streams, weather, meteorology, meteorologist, words and unwords, geek, attitude, saying, truism, earth science, scientist, earth scientist, weather fan

Meteorologists and weather fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a diagram of the two jet streams on Earth along with the scientific truism caption "To Predict Weather Know Your Jet Streams".

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Fires In Central America (Picture Earth) T-shirt

tagged with: picture earth, earth science, earth scientist, geography, geographer, traveler, satellite, science, scientist, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, vivid, imagery, picture, attitude, latin, america, central america, fires in central america, ecology, landscape, miscellaneous

Geographers and fans of Central America will enjoy this Picture Earth satellite imagery view of "Fires In Central America". Fires are noted by the small red-orange dots on the image. Fans of Latin America will enjoy this geography landscape gift tee.

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, atp, adenosine triphosphate, powered by organic chemistry, educational resources

Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Small Square Tile

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Reboot Needed (Anatomical Brain Humor) Basic Round Button Keychain

tagged with: reboot needed,anatomical brain,brain humor,geek,brain,attitude,humor,anatomy,reboot,words and unwords,computer geek speak,funny,saying,truism,brainy,psyche,psychology,anatomical

Do you need a reboot, now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with any of these "Reboot Needed" saying gifts today!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Jumbo Tote Bag

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: make everyday, an open source day, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, environmental, words and unwords, code, coder, hugging a tree, duke outdoor scene, earth day geek

No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Decals For The iPad 2

tagged with: meteors, a major hazard, to life on earth, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, words and unwords, astronomy, astronomer, geek, humor, attitude, saying, meteor over a city, warning sign, advice

Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Stationery

tagged with: funny, humor, attitude, science, geology, earth science, earthquake, scientist, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, vent, funny, psyche, science, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying: "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Commuter Bags

tagged with: wanted periodicity in my life, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, elemental, words and unwords, geek, chemist, chemistry, humor, attitude, saying, periodicity

Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following chemistry geek humor saying: "Wanted Periodicity In My Life".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style T Shirt

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Computer Sleeve

tagged with: a matter of attention, neuron, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, attention span, words and unwords, saying, truism, thinker, philosopher, medical

Showcase your wry anatomical attitude with this laptop sleeve case featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Just A Thought..." Memorable biological attitude gift for anyone who has a thought while surfing the web!

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The Wizard Of The West (Nikola Tesla) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: electrical engineer, inventor, electrical engineering, electricity, alternate current, radio, wireless, genius, nikola tesla, tesla, wordsunwords, science, scientist, attitude, wordsandunwords, saying, wizard of the west, modernity, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla was a genius before his time. As "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, Tesla literally created the world as we know it. Showcase Tesla's contributions to our modern society with this "The Wizard Of The West" saying on any of these gifts!

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Mature RNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: junk dna, mature rna inside, rna, ribonucleic acid, gene splicing, genetic engineer, biotechnology, science, scientist, biology, molecular biology, exons, introns, humor, attitude, truism, saying, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, growing up

Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Skin For Laptop

tagged with: pi day, pi on a baked pie, make everyday a tasty pi, pi humor, geek, attitude, saying, mathematical constant, pi hunger, words and unwords, funny, math, math teacher, pi fan, irrational number

Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: glucose, this machine is powered by, powered by glucose, chemical structure, molecular structure, molecule, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, humor, saying, attitude, sugar, truism, chemistry, chemist

Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math and Geometry) Belt Buckle

tagged with: life is a saddle point, saddle point, life, saying, math, geometry, geometric, dimension, words and unwords, geek, humor, mathematics, mathematician, periodic point, manifolds

Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Stamp

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless iPad 3 Skins

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Greeting Card

tagged with: lewis carroll, to stay in same place, running, wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, red queen, alice in wonderland, words and unwords, all the running you can, exercise, passage, humor, funny

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Quality DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: quality dna inside, quality assurance, dna replication, molecular biology, dna, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, lab technician, molecular biologist, scientist, funny, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, saying, inside, medical, medicine, gene therapist, genetics

No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves!

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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Premium Gift Boxes

Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Dartboard

Sentient Being Inside (Anatomical Brain) Tee Shirts

tagged with: sentient being inside,brain,brainy,anatomy,anatomical,human brain,words and unwords,geek,psyche,thinker,humor,attitude,saying,conscious,consciousness

Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the anatomical brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how conscious you truly are: "Sentient Being Inside". Geek humor gifts for all who think!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Small Square Tile

Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: funny, earthquake, seismologist, attitude, earth science, science, geologist, humor, geology, scientist, earth scientist, plate boundaries, plate tectonics, saying, truism, schist, granite, rock hound, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Facilitator Inside (Cell Membrane) iPod Case-Mate Cases

tagged with: facilitator inside, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, channels, protein, diagram, biology, biologist, humor, attitude, geek, words and unwords, protein channel, carrier proteins, facilitator, mediator, medical

If you like to mediate and/or facilitate, you'll enjoy wry biological cell membrane humor with this cell membrane diagram on facilitated diffusion. Facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web with this iPod touch case: "Facilitator Inside".

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: periodic table of elements, life is so elemental, chemistry, periodic table, geek humor, words and unwords, elemental saying, elements, life truism saying

Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with any of these gifts featuring all of the elements along with the saying "Life Is So Elemental". Scientific truism gifts for all who know their chemistry!

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Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly 2 Inch Round Button

tagged with: quote, nikola tesla, quotation, words and unwords, scientist, clear thinkers, one must be sane, thinker, geek, tesla

Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers on any of these gifts. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

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All Spliced Up Inside (RNA Splicing) T-shirt

tagged with: molecular biology, molecular biologist, genetics, genetic engineer, genetic engineering, humor, attitude, geek, funny, introns, exons, lariat, rna splicing, dna, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, all spliced up inside, biologist, cell biology, words and unwords, methods, techniques

Showcase the genetic engineer within with this RNA splicing design on any of these gifts. Includes wry genetics truism saying: "All Spliced Up Inside". Colorful educational diagram featuring introns and exons, along with key labels. Make others do a double-take about the molecular processes inside of their cells today!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Round Wallclocks

This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Small Square Tile

Life Is A Saddle Point (Math and Geometry) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: life is a saddle point, saddle point, life, saying, math, geometry, geometric, dimension, words and unwords, geek, humor, mathematics, mathematician, periodic point, manifolds

How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Stamp

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, geek, query, question, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, humor, attitude, inquiry, code, air traffic controllers, communication, methods, techniques

No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Decals For iPod Touch 4G

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, words and unwords, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

Is a heartbeat rhythm music to your ears? Showcase wry medical humor with any of these electrocardiogram ECG/EKG heartbeat gifts featuring the saying "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to work in the medical or healthcare profession or be interested in music to enjoy the sound of your own heartbeat! Make others do a double-take with educational heartbeat fun today!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Round Wall Clock

Learn How To Think Play Chess (Chess Set) Tee Shirts

tagged with: chess set, think, funny, geek, humor, attitude, chess player, grandmaster, chess saying, chess advice, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, advice

Showcase your wry chess side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set and the tongue-in-cheek, yet sound advice saying, to all non-chess players: "Learn How To Think Play Chess". Make others do a double-take with chess attitude today!

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Like A Large Chessboard Game Of Chess Wonderland Greeting Card

tagged with: wonderland, alice, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, through the looking glass, john tenniel, and what alice found there, quote, quotation, chess, chess player, queen, pawn, like a large chessboard, game of chess, chess game, historical, literary, adventure, grandmaster, life, all over the world, wordsandunwords, humor, attitude, funny, logical, illogical, red queen, conversation, passage, words and unwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy any of these Wonderland adventure gifts featuring a quote by Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" with corresponding illustration by John Tenniel. Make others do a double-take on the huge game of chess played all over the world with a dose of illogical humor!

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