Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Specialty Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Shirts

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Do you specialize in something? No need to work in the medical or biological field to enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with labels of the leading and lagging strands, along with the saying "Specialty Genes Inside". Memorable molecular biology humor gifts for all biologists, geneticists, and all who specialize in something!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Long Apron

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead Sign Grocery Tote Bag

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Do you frequently make decisions via the hand game of rock-paper-scissors? Showcase your wry transportation sign attitude with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Warning Rock-Paper-Scissors Decision Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on decision-making with these rock-paper-scissors warning signage gifts!

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Are You At Equilibrium? (Supply-And-Demand Curve) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with any of these geek query humor gifts today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Small Square Tile

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Star Sticker

tagged with: will code for food, software developer, android, bug droid, bugdroid, software engineer, software development, geek, words and unwords, saying, software engineering, humor, attitude, code, programmer, coder, open source, mobile phone operating system

Are you a software engineer or software developer working on the Android platform? If you code for a living and think about foods such as cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, you'll enjoy any of these Android robot (Bug droid / bugdroid) gifts featuring the ubiquitous saying amongst software developers just starting out: "Will Code For Food" and who know about Android's past SDKs. Make others do a double-take on your ability to code and to exchange that ability for some sweets with a dose of wry software engineer humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Tshirt

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Quantum physicists will enjoy wearing this educational, scientific tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, along with particles such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs boson. Featuring the saying that will make all others do a double-take on how you truly think about matter: "Quantum Physicist Inside"

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College Fjord Prince William Sound, Alaska Shirt

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No need to be an Alaskan to enjoy this Picture Earth satellite view of "College Fjord Prince William Sound, Alaska". A fjord is a narrow inlet with steep sides carved in a valley created by glacial activity. Vivid colorful scientific imagery gift tee. Makes a perfect gift for those who want to explore the world of glaciers via photography!

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If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: science, scientist, educational, science teacher, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, chemist, biologist, biochemist, medicine, jogger, saying, truism, geek, humor, attitude, funny, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, function, structure, exercise, energy, power cycle, medical, truisms

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that will make others do a double-take about where you get your energy from!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Letterhead

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant iPhone 5 Cover

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Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Powered By Statistics (Stats Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Travel Bag Tag

tagged with: make everyday, an open source day, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, environmental, words and unwords, code, coder, hugging a tree, duke outdoor scene, earth day geek

No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: meteors, a major hazard, to life on earth, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, words and unwords, astronomy, astronomer, geek, humor, attitude, saying, meteor over a city, warning sign, advice

Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with any of these gifts featuring all of the elements along with the saying "Life Is So Elemental". Scientific truism gifts for all who know their chemistry!

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Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Shirts

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Take a swirl through Earth's history with any of these "Geological Time In Perspective" gifts. Featuring the various time periods of Earth. Scientific educational Earth timeline gifts for earth scientists and earth historians -- no matter what age you are!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Decals For Laptops

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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Love Bacteria Only Culture Some People Have Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a microbiologist to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts feature a labeled prokaryote, along with the saying "Love Bacteria - They Are Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take about bacteria with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Skin For The iPad 2

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Drink Coaster

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the golden rectangle, where the side lengths are in the golden ratio. Memorable ratio gifts for all fans of geometry and ratios!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Skins For Laptops

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) Courier Bags

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Showcase your wry skin anatomy side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring all key components of the skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Existential geek humor gift for anyone into skin!

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Heartbeat Is My Internal Music (ECG/EKG Rhythm) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Be acoustical and showcase wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an ECG/EKG. Comes with the truism saying "Heartbeat Is My Internal Music". Memorable science/medical/engineering attitude business cards for any introduction!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Round Wallclock

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Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Benjamin Franklin Morals Of Chess Life Is Chess Tshirts

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If you are a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following Benjamin Franklin quote from "The Morals Of Chess" (1750): "The game of chess is not merely an idle amusement... for life is a kind of chess..." Make others do a double-take on what they can learn about life via playing chess with any of these chess quote gifts!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Laptop Commuter Bag

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this laptop bag featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor laptop bag gift for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

tagged with: wonderland invitation, adventure, wonderland, humor, attitude, white rabbit, blowing a trumpet, horn, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice in wonderland, wonderland fan, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, miscellaneous

Showcase your wry Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these invitations featuring John Tenniel's drawing of White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take the next you invite!

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: biotechnology is in my genes, dna, dna replication, biotechnology, genes, genetics, molecular biology, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, science, saying, truism, medical

No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Galaxy S5 Covers

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Open Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: open mindset inside, anatomical brain, brain, anatomy, mindset, inside, words and unwords, anatomical, geek, humor, saying, doctor, neurosurgeon, funny, neurologist

Make others do a double-take the next time they tell time with this clock gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Open Mindset Inside".

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Dart Boards

Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) Stationery

Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Round Wallclocks

Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Dart Boards

tagged with: periodic table of elements, life is so elemental, chemistry, periodic table, geek humor, words and unwords, elemental saying, elements, life truism saying

Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: neuron, hebbian learning, wire together, synapse, biology, words and unwords, cells that fire together, geek humor, neurology, learning

Are you a fan of associative learning? Showcase your wry neurological sense of style with any of these educational anatomical gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Hebbian Learning". Comes with the caption that has been associated with Hebbian learning: "Cells that fire together, wire together" -- in other words, the simultaneous activation of cells leads to pronounced increases in synaptic strength between those cells. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable neuronal attitude gifts!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Mouse Pad

Eukaryote University (Animal Cell) Tee Shirt

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As an animal, you have eukaryotic cells -- cells that have an enclosed nucleus. Showcase your animal cell side with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these "Eukaryote University" gifts complete with Jersey lettering and labels of all key parts. Tongue-in-cheek cellular biology humor for all who study animal cells. Make others do a double-take about exactly what you are and what you are studying!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: geography, geographer, picture earth, 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, los angeles, california, san joaquin valley, san joaquin, valley, satellite, photo, satellite image, landscape, science, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords

Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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