Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Round Clocks

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, geek, query, question, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, humor, attitude, inquiry, code, air traffic controllers, communication, methods, techniques

No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Laptop Skin

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Life's Music Found Inside (Electrocardiogram) Round Pendant Necklace

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

No need to work the medical field to enjoy this necklace featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Life's Music Found Inside". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Note Pads

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, words and unwords, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Poster

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this poster featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious (Chess Set) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: chess set, chess, grandmaster, humor, chess attitude, geek, chess player, life is a game, chess is serious, words and unwords, chess fan, chess addict, saying, attitude, chess humor, funny, chess teacher, philosopher, thinker, gamer, serious, truism, lifestyle

If you love to play and think about the game of chess, you'll enjoy any of these business cards with the saying "Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious". Comes with reflective chess set. Make others do a double-take about the game of chess with any of these chess business card sayings the next time you introduce yourself!

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A Wonderland Invitation Just For You White Rabbit

tagged with: wonderland invitation, adventure, wonderland, humor, attitude, white rabbit, blowing a trumpet, horn, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice in wonderland, wonderland fan, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, miscellaneous

If you're looking for a small invitation or an RSVP card, you'll enjoy any of these "A Wonderland Invitation Just For You" cards featuring White Rabbit blowing a trumpet as designed by John Tenniel and found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Note: The back is completely customizable for your RSVP needs.

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T-shirts

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No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff? (Econ Sign) 2 Inch Round Button

tagged with: are we heading towards,a fiscal cliff,fiscal economy,political economy,economics,rocks falling off a cliff,sign,signage,words and unwords',humor,attitude,sarcasm,fiscal policy,political science,economist,political scientist,state of the economy,economy,yellow diamond warning sign humor,yellow diamond warning sign,warning sign,query,rhetorical question,econ

No need to be an economist to enjoy wry economics humor with any of these signage gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with rocks falling off of a cliff along with the following query: "Are We Heading Towards A Fiscal Cliff?" Make others do a double-take about the state of economy today with these memorable political economy signage humor gifts! Perfect gifts for anyone who is concerned about fiscal policy!

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Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Postage

tagged with: life is nothing but, a helicopter ride, helicopter, helipad, signs, signage, life saying, words and unwords, geek humor, humor, attitude, saying, truism

Showcase your wry sense of humor about life and its ups and down the next time you send correspondence with this postage stamp featuring the sign for a helicopter / helipad along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Helicopter Ride With Lots Of Up And Down Navigation".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Small Square Tile

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, the devil's pitchfork, devil's pitchfork, humor, attitude, pitchfork, third prong, devil, words and unwords, funny, brain teaser, joke, riddles, brain teasers, devilish, illusion, geek

Classic optical illusion gifts featuring the devil's pitchfork! Where does the third prong come from? Seems to appear out of no where if you look closely!

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What Is The Matter With My View Of The World? Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: quantum mechanics,quantum physics,particle physics,physics,physicist,standard model,higgs field,higgs boson,words and unwords,geek,humor,attitude,saying,particles,matter,leptons,quarks,photons

Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in particle physics with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring particles such as quarks and leptons, along with the infamous Higgs Boson, and the scientific rhetorical question to anyone outside of the world of quantum physics: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Make others do a double-take on matter at the sub-atomic level with any of these gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Tees

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, life, biology, biologist, biochemistry, biochem, biochemist, chemistry, chemist, humor, geek, funny, attitude, intelligent, organic chemistry, saying, truism, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, educational, science teacher, science, scientist, life cycle, cycle of life, truisms

Life is all about birth, death, and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude gifts for those who know that life follows an organic cycle!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Round Wallclock

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Thinking Is My Modus Operandi (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

tagged with: thinking is my modus operandi, brain, anatomy, brainy, thinking, psyche, psychology, medical, geek, words and unwords, humor, thinker, philosopher, medicine, doctor, saying

Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi".

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Letterhead

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Geological Time Scale (Geological Age) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No matter what age you are, if you are into Earth's history and geological age, you'll enjoy any of these colorful time line gifts featuring the geological time scale, complete with periods and epochs. Showcase your geological attitude with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Candy Jar

tagged with: smilodon, sabre-toothed cat, inside, sabre-toothed tiger, saber-toothed, feline, wild cat, extinct wild cat, words and unwords, geek, extinct, portrait, maxillary canines, psychology, brain teaser, humor, attitude, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your elemental side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism saying: "Life Is So Elemental".

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together T Shirts

tagged with: neuron, hebbian learning, wire together, synapse, biology, words and unwords, cells that fire together, geek humor, neurology, learning

Are you a fan of associative learning? Showcase your wry neurological sense of style with any of these educational anatomical gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Hebbian Learning". Comes with the caption that has been associated with Hebbian learning: "Cells that fire together, wire together" -- in other words, the simultaneous activation of cells leads to pronounced increases in synaptic strength between those cells. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable neuronal attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Tshirt

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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From Gene To Protein Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a biology major or biologist to understand how information coded by a genes gets configured into protein. Showcase wry cell biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring "From Gene To Protein". Educational, scientific fun for all who know about cellular processes!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Dart Board

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Math Geometry Humor) Messenger Bags

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry geek humor with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring a diagram of a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following caption: "Lost In The 5th Dimension?"

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Bag Tags

In Love With My Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) T Shirts

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Are you in love with your heartbeat? Ever desired to know what a heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram? Showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram gifts featuring the saying "In Love With My Heartbeat" in Love Letters font. Make others do a double-take about why you are in love with your heartbeat with these geek humor gifts!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Letterhead

Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Challenge Yourself Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: challenge yourself play chess, challenge yourself, play chess, think, chess, game of chess, chess humor, reflective chess set, geek, saying, attitude, chess advice, lifestyle

If you're an avid chess player, you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today!

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White Rabbit Trumpet Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Wonderland 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: white rabbit, town crier, trumpet, hear ye hear ye, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, illogical, attitude, adventure, irrational, humor, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure, announcement, miscellaneous

Showcase your Wonderland side with any of these invitations featuring White Rabbit dressed up as a herald and blowing on a trumpet as drawn by John Tenniel and as found in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what you're announcing with the classic town crier statement: "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Shirts

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these postage stamps featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what a bridge player can't do too much of with this postage gift!

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Monday, July 20, 2015

A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Pitchers

tagged with: summary of the calvin cycle, calvin cycle, photosynthesis, dark reactions, educational, words and unwords, scientific, chemistry, biochemistry, light-independent reactions, biologist, chemist, photosynthesis fan, chemical reactions in photosynthesis

Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Dart Board

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Disturb Your Routine Think (Brain Anatomy Advice) Computer Bag

tagged with: disturb your routine, think, anatomy, anatomical, brain, geek, humor, psyche, advice, words and unwords, saying, thinker, philosopher, neurologist, psychologist

No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy wry geek humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Disturb Your Routine Think".

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Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Tee Shirt

tagged with: statistical error, statistical error summarized, statistics, statistician, math, mathematician, psychologist, scientist, hypothesis testing, psychology, alpha, beta, type 1 error, type 2 error, stats, humor, attitude, geek, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, stats teacher, stats major, methodology, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these educational "Statistical Error Summarized" gifts featuring the various hypothesis testing outcomes. Make others do a double-take on statistical error with any of these stats attitude gifts today! Psychologists, economists, scientists, and all who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Stamp

tagged with: one can never play, too much bridge, bridge game, duplicate bridge, duplicate bridge game, words and unwords, bridge saying, bridge humor, four card suits, bridge attitude, bridge players, bridge teachers

Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Postage Stamps

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your solar side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside". No need to be an astronomer to enjoy!

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Support Plate Tectonics Because We Live In A Fault Shirts

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Earth science humor is alive and well on any of these gifts that feature the plates of the world, along with the wry geological saying "Support Plate Tectonics - Because We Live In Such A Fault Driven World". Make others do a double-take on plate tectonics -- whether they believe plate tectonics theory or not -- with the tongue-in-cheek educational geology saying! Perfect gifts for seismologists and those who study the faults of the Earth!

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Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Laptop Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the scientific truism saying "Love Is A Chemical Reaction".

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Letterhead

Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) T Shirt

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Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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Lac Operon Classic Example Prokaryotic Gene Reg Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: lac operon, prokaryote, gene regulation, geek, molecular biology, molecular biologist, microbiologist, biologist, science, scientist, educational, biology teacher, humor, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, prokaryotic, educational resources

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the classic example of prokaryotic gene regulation, the lac operon. This is an operon required for the transport and metabolism of lactose in Escherichia coli and some other enteric bacteria. Gene regulation of the lac operon was the first complex genetic regulatory mechanism to be elucidated and is one of the earliest examples of prokaryotic gene regulation. Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, molecular biology attitude gifts!

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