Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 20, 2015

Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: geography, geographer, picture earth, 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, los angeles, california, san joaquin valley, san joaquin, valley, satellite, photo, satellite image, landscape, science, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords

Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Letterhead

tagged with: glucose, this machine is powered by, powered by glucose, chemical structure, molecular structure, molecule, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, humor, saying, attitude, sugar, truism, chemistry, chemist

Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Math Geometry Humor) Computer Bag

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the caption that says it all: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?"

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Letterhead

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, geek, query, question, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, humor, attitude, inquiry, code, air traffic controllers, communication, methods, techniques

No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Support The Hardy-Weinberg Principle Practice Small Square Tile

tagged with: support the hardy-weinberg principle, practice mating in infinite populations, allele frequencies, genetics, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, attitude, funny, biology, evolutionary biology, biologist, scientist, hardy-weinberg principle, assumptions

No need to be an evolutionary biologist to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph of two allele frequencies along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on the Hardy-Weinberg principle: "Support The Hardy-Weinberg Principle Practice Mating In Infinite Populations".

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Shirts

tagged with: emt inside, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, geek humor

Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Small Square Tile

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Round Clock

tagged with: physics, physics rules, magnetic quadrupole moment, moment, quadrupole moment, physics rules for the moment, geek, magnets, magnetism, words and unwords, physics major, rules, truism, saying, definition, nerd, funny, humor, attitude, sarcasm, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set) Shirt

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, afflicted with chess madness, chess humor, chess, chess madness, chess players, chess geek, reflective chess set

Are you a chess player who cannot stop thinking about chess strategies or chess moves? Showcase your wry chess humor side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set)".

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You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party 5.25x5.25 Square Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: mad tea party, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice, mad hatter, white rabbit, illogical, irrational, humor, words and unwords, adventure, attitude, whimsical, wonderland, miscellaneous

No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: biotechnology is in my genes, dna, dna replication, biotechnology, genes, genetics, molecular biology, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, science, saying, truism, medical

The next time you introduce yourself, showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific educational fun for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry!

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamps

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge advice today!

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Signal Ahead (Sign) Invest Both Bull Bear Markets Dartboard

tagged with: sign, signage, warning, economics, investing, advice, words and unwords, invest in both bull bear, signal ahead, yellow diamond warning sign, geek, humor, saying, both bull and bear markets, economist, investor, investment advice

No need to be an economist or working on Wall Street to enjoy wry investor humor with any of these signage humor gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign which says "Signal Ahead" along with the caption "Invest In Both Bull & Bear Markets".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, the devil's pitchfork, devil's pitchfork, humor, attitude, pitchfork, third prong, devil, words and unwords, funny, brain teaser, joke, riddles, brain teasers, devilish, illusion, geek

Classic optical illusion gifts featuring the devil's pitchfork! Where does the third prong come from? Seems to appear out of no where if you look closely!

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Yield To Adventure (Yield Sign) T Shirts

tagged with: yield to adventure,sign humor,signs,humor,signage humor,attitude,yield,signage,adventurous,words and unwords,saying,yield sign,transportation sign humor

Do you yield to adventure? Showcase your wry adventurous side with this yield sign pointing toward "To Adventure" that means "Yield To Adventure". Make others do a double-take with a dose of signage humor today about what you truly yield to in life!

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: higgs boson,physics,physicist,particle physics,particle physicist,not just theoretical anymore,quantum physics,quantum mechanics,geek,words and unwords,leptons,quarks,photons,mass,matter,attitude,discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Dart Board

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tshirt

tagged with: powered by biochemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, krebs cycle, biochemistry, saying, truism, humor, geek, words and unwords, tcac, attitude, scientist, biologist, chemist, atp, energy cycle, educational, organic chemistry, chemistry, biology, educational resources

Face it -- you are powered by biochemistry. No need to be a biochemist to enjoy any of these wry biochemistry attitude gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the caption "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable scientific educational gift for all who know about cellular metabolism!

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An Open Mind Is Key To Communication (Brain) Laptop Bags

tagged with: an open mind, is key to communication, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, saying, advice, attitude, words and unwords, psyche, communicator, medical, mind, anatomical brain

Showcase your wry brainy anatomical side with this laptop case featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "An Open Mind Is Key To Communication".

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: psychology teacher, stats, humor, mathematician, hypothesis testing, normal distribution curve, geek, bell curve, know your percentages do statistics, words and unwords, stats humor, stats teacher, advice

Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Open Source Java Duke) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry computer geek humor side with a dose of open source attitude with this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke reading "Da Java Code" in a comfy chair along with the saying "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Skin For Kindle Fire

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

tagged with: geology, geological time, earth scientist, epochs, scientific, geek, earth's history, geological time clock, earth science, words and unwords

No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Belt Buckles

tagged with: periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, mendeleev's madness, science, geek, humor, chemistry, words and unwords, chemist, chemistry major, saying, attitude

Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will surely make others do a double-take before getting into a conversation about the elements: "Mendeleev's Madness". Educational, scientific chemistry humor gifts for all who know about the history of the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) Tee Shirt

tagged with: genius, nikola tesla, tesla, team tesla, serbian-american, humor, attitude, geek, team, electrical engineer, engineer, science, scientist, inventor, wireless, radio, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, spirit, team spirit, alternate current, words and unwords, inventors

Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside (Cell Biology) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: be quiet, silencer rna inside, cell biology, biology, rna, mrna, silencer rna, transcription, cell, biologist, molecular biologist, scienc teacher, educational, geek, humor, attitude, quiet, funny, brain teaser, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, medical, medicine, saying, truism, advice

If you are looking for some silence -- for some peace and quiet -- you'll enjoy any of these wry science humor gifts featuring silencer RNA, along with the truism saying "Be Quiet! Silencer RNA Inside". Educational, scientific attitude gifts for anyone looking for some peace and quiet with a dose of science geek humor!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Adult Apron

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, picture earth, viti levu, fiji islands, geography, satellite photo, satellite imagery, 3-d, three dimensional, earth science, geographer, scientist, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, color

Showcase your 3-D geography side with any of these gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands. Satellite photo imagery gifts. No need to have visited Viti Levu to enjoy three dimensional Picture Earth visual fun from an out-of-this-world perspective!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Laptop Bag

tagged with: science, atp, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, biochemist, chemical formula, adenosine triphosphate, humor, biology, geek

Adenosine triphosphate biochemical attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for ATP along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of science humor today!

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Team Euclid (Painting) Laptop Decals

tagged with: team euclid, euclid, euclidean geometry, math, geometry, attitude, painting, mathematician, words and unwords, geek, humor, euclidean spirit, raphael's school of athens, euclid and his students

Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Lunch Boxes

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Showcase your wry Morse code fan side the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to interpret dots and dashes, along with the caption "Team Morse Code".

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence Premium Trinket Boxes

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Tees

tagged with: emt inside, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, geek humor

Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole)

Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

tagged with: chess set, reflective, chess player, chess strategy, chess, madness, chess humor, eat sleep play chess, game of chess, attitude, words and unwords, chess saying, play chess, chess teacher, grandmaster, lifestyle

Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Wonderland Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: alice, cheshire cat, mad people, madness, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, passage, conversation, funny, geek, attitude, illogical, humor, advice, words and unwords, lifestyle

Showcase your wry Wonderland attitude at your next introduction with any of these business cards featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Conversation is all about Alice's wishes of not wanting to go among mad people, with the Cheshire Cat noting to Alice that she must be mad or she wouldn't have come there in the first place!

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Musical Rhythm Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirts

tagged with: genes, genetics, dna, dna replication, musical rhythm, geek, humor, words and unwords, music teacher, is in my genes, biology, attitude, medicine, saying, educational, biologist, musician

Do you love music? Do you believe that your love for music is in your genes? Showcase wry genetics attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts featuring the saying "Musical Rhythm Is In My Genes". Make others do a double-take at the genetic basis for your love of music!

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Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Bag

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy!

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Signal Ahead (Sign) Invest Both Bull Bear Markets Rectangular Belt Buckle

Sunday, July 19, 2015

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Commuter Bag

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java, open source, digital mountain, crane, geek, humor, words and unwords, unofficial java mascot duke, saying, programmer, computer programmer, attitude, truism, funny

Classic geek humor is found on this laptop bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling a lever and moving a crane picking up a rock in the digital background along with the following saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Make others do a double-take the next time you work and travel with a dose of open source programmer attitude today!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tee Shirt

tagged with: stats, percentages, humor, hypothesis testing, knowledge, geek, statistics, bell curve, just a bunch of probabilities, words and unwords, stats humor, educational resources, stats teacher

Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: your mind is like software, program it, brain, humor, geek, attitude, psyche, psychology, software engineer, words and unwords, software programmer, software, saying, truism, learning, learn, educational, teacher, programmer

Showcase your wry brainy side at your next introduction with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Educational, anatomical fun for anyone with a brain!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Belt Buckle

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Pins

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, visible, visibility, science, scientific, scientist, time of day, geek, humor, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Award

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

Mendeleev's Madness (Periodic Table Of Elements) Dart Boards

tagged with: periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, mendeleev's madness, science, geek, humor, chemistry, words and unwords, chemist, chemistry major, saying, attitude

Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable Pinback Button

tagged with: wireless, geek, words and unwords, power obtainable at any point, power, electrical engineer, our machinery will be driven, nikola tesla, physicist, universe, quote

If you enjoy wireless in today's modern society, you'll enjoy any of these quote gifts featuring the "Father of Radio and Wireless" Nikola Tesla. Tesla was a scientist, inventor, and engineer advocated alternate current and was well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe." Memorable gifts for scientists, inventors, engineers, and entrepreneurs who know that today's wireless society was invented by Tesla!

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