Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 17, 2015

Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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I Am Not Lost Just Taking The Scenic Route (Sign) Laptop Bag

tagged with: i am not lost, just taking the scenic route, sign, signage, humor, direction, geek, attitude, saying, words and unwords, traveler, truism

Showcase your wry signage sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following saying: "I Am Not Lost ... Just Taking The Scenic Route".

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Thursday, July 16, 2015

Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Ceramic Tile

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java, open source, digital mountain, crane, geek, humor, words and unwords, unofficial java mascot duke, saying, programmer, computer programmer, attitude, truism, funny, software engineer, software engineering

Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Premium Jewelry Boxes

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Memo Notepads

tagged with: do me a favor, think periodically, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, thinker, chemist, scientist, joke, think, favor, funny

Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Age Is Relative (Epochs Eons Periods Geological) Necklace

tagged with: age is relative, epochs, eons, periods, geological time, earth science, earth scientist, geologist, time, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, saying, time frame, geology

Earth scientists and geologists see age rather differently from the rest of the world because of the need to think in terms of millions of years. If you are a fan of eons, epochs, and periods, you'll enjoy this timeless geological time necklace featuring the various cross-sections of geological time along with the scientific truism "Age Is Relative". Educational scientific geek attitude necklace for all who know that age truly is relative!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Letterhead Template

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Tshirt

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, father of radio, wireless, radio, electrical engineer, science, scientist, patent, alternating current, ac dynamo, ac dynamo electrical system, electrical system, vintage, scientific, attitude, geek, engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, us patent 390721, inventor, physics, physicist, instruments, devices

Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: words and unwords, what are you coded for, amino acid wheel, genetic code, dna bases, amino acids, codons, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, molecular biology, life query, query, question, ponder, occupation, wordsandunwords, life, educational, lifestyle

Do you know what you are coded for -- in life? Showcase your wry genetic code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the genetic code for various amino acids arranged in a wheel. Includes the following query: "What Are You Coded For?" Memorable biological double-entendre saying gifts for all who wonder what they are coded for in life!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Dartboard

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Tiles

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: just another hypercubed day, hypercube, four dimensional, mathematician, mathematical, geometry, geometric, fourth dimension, geek, words and unwords, math, funny, humor, attitude, physicist, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

4-dimensional polytope gifts for all those who are having "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable geek geometric humor gifts for anyone who thinks in the fourth dimension or in 4-D terms!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Decal For 17" Laptop

tagged with: words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, pilot, geek, humor, morse code, code recognition, dots and dashes

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: words and unwords, warning, i get under people's skin, skin, dermatology, medicine, medical, dermal layers, dermatologist, advice, psyche, anatomy, anatomical

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

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Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi (Sinus Rhythm) Laptop Bag

tagged with: ecg, ekg, heartbeat, heartbeat is my modus operandi, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, emt, humor, words and unwords, saying, medical, medicine, geek

Showcase your wry heartbeat attitude with this laptop case featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying: "Heartbeat Is My Modus Operandi". Memorable geek / EMT humor gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Stationery Design

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Letterhead Design

tagged with: words and unwords, solar energy, quotation, thomas edison, sun, edison, money, source of power, energy, solar fan

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Give Your Evidence Don't Be Nervous Wonderland Greeting Card

tagged with: humor, words and unwords, john tenniel, wonderland, don't be nervous, lewis carroll, king of hearts, executed on the spot, quote, through the looking glass

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Kings of Hearts as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following passage from the book: "Give your evidence," said the King; "And don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot." Illogical Wonderland quote gifts for anyone who has ever had to provide evidence or face execution!

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Physician Genes Inside (DNA Replication) T-shirts

tagged with: physician genes inside,dna replication,dna,physician,genes,inside,genetics,molecular biology,words and unwords,molecular biologist

Are you a physician from a family of physicians? Showcase your wry physician side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication and the saying "Physician Genes Inside". Make everyone do a double-take about exactly what type of genes you truly have with a dose of molecular biology humor today!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Shirts

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, comapetition, words and unwords, quote, quotation, self portrait da vinci

Timeless quote by Leonardo da Vinci on any of these gifts featuring a self-portrait of the Renaissance artist and scientific genius along with the following quotation: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Letterhead Template

Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned (Sign) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: merger ahead, forewarned, traffic sign, sign, signage, organizational psychology, geek, humor, funny, words and unwords, mergers and acquisitions, joke

If you work in the world of mergers and acquisitions or have been affected by a merger or two, you'll enjoy traveling with this wry transportation sign humor laptop bag featuring the merger symbol on a yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Merger Ahead Consider Yourself Forewarned".

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Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: physics, words and unwords, higgs field, is no small matter, higgs boson, quantum physics, proof of the higgs boson, quantum mechanics, physicist, matter

Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle (Krebs Cycle) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: my energy, a never-ending cycle, biochemistry, krebs cycle, energy, energy cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, geek, humor, scientist, educational, biochemist, funny, attitude, saying, truism, lifestyle

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle". Make others do a double-take on where you get your energy from with a dose of educational attitude with these memorable science humor gifts! Showcase your indefatigable biochemical side!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Round Clocks

tagged with: life is a renal existence, kidney nephron, kidney, nephron, renal existence, saying, anatomy, medical, nephrologist, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, nephrology, anatomical, renal

Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Letterhead

Brainy Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Custom Jewelry

tagged with: brainy mindset inside, anatomical brain, brain, brainy, inside, mindset, medical, geek, psychologist, words and unwords, anatomy, neurologist, saying, humor, doctor, neurosurgeon

Showcase your wry anatomical brain side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Mindset Inside". No need to be a neurologist, neurosurgeon, or psychology to enjoy!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Examining A Slice Of The Earth (Earth Science) Shirt

tagged with: earth, atmosphere, layers of the earth, geology, earth science, educational, science, attitude, words and unwords, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist to know about the various layers of the Earth with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts! Featuring the saying: "Examining A Slice Of The Earth". Make others do a double-take about the various layers of the Earth, from core on outward to the atmospheric layers, today!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Decal For NOOK Color

tagged with: rogue wave, freak wave, oceanography, psyche, freak wave inside, humor, geek, wave height, graph, words and unwords, science, oceanographer, earth scientist, scientist, saying, psychology, inside, attitude, waves, truism, truisms

Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Showcase your wry chemistry geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will get others thinking periodically: "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Beverage Coaster

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Neuron Wall Sticker

tagged with: it's not worth a synapse, to worry right now, neuron, synapse, humor, geek, psyche, psychology, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, medical, funny, attitude, saying, advice

Showcase your wry neurological side with this wall decal featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now".

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: biotechnology, cell, biology, cell biology, signal transduction pathways inside, inside, pathways, signal transduction, geek, humor, attitude, scientific, educational, biochemistry, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, educational resources

If you know about signal transduction pathways, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of scientific, biological attitude with these business cards featuring "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of cell biology at your next meet and greet!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: this machine is powered by, chocolate, chocolate molecule, chemistry, chemical molecule, chocoholic, words and unwords, theobromine, geek, humor, attitude, chocolate fan

Showcase your chocoholic geek sense of style the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring the theobromine molecule along with the following saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Coasters

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, pilot, geek, humor, morse code, code recognition, dots and dashes

evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive tiles

tagged with: biology, evolution, evolutionary history, developmental biology, ernest haeckel, ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny, truism, geek, growing up, words and unwords, biologist, maxim, saying, funny, humor, attitude, scientist, science, repetitive, repetition, education, science teacher

No need to be familiar with the biological maxim "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" to enjoy any of these evolutionary humor gifts. Featuring embryonic stages of various organisms -- a diagram often falsely attributed to Ernest Haeckel. Includes the biology humor saying: "evolutionary history can be a bit repetitive". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the similarities amongst various embryos of different species!

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Wired For Heartbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Commuter Bags

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, wired for heartbeat, gifts for emts, emergency medical technician humor

Showcase your knowledge of medical technology the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram along with the saying "Wired For Heartbeat". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Decals For Laptops

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Letterhead

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: wonderland, time has come, walrus, carpenter, john tenniel, lewis carroll, through the looking glass, what alice found there, nonsense, words and unwords, poem, geek, humor, attitude, illogical, shoes ships sealing wax, whether pigs have wings, quote, quotation

Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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