Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Existential humor gifts for all who think about pi all the time - especially when eating pie!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Dry Erase Board

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Samsung Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Pitcher

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tshirt

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Bag

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Beverage Pitchers

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Make others do a double-take with any of these supply-and-demand curve gifts featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with any of these educational, economical truism sayings! No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: optical illusion, motion illusion, circles that appear to move, words and unwords, illusion, are you seasick yet, psyche, perception, geek humor, seasickness

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude with a dose of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous motion illusion -- where the circles start to move as you stare at them -- along with the following caption: "Are You Seasick Yet?" Classic geek humor at its best!

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Some People Have A Photographic Memory (Camera) Letterhead Template

tagged with: signs, signage, camera, photography, psyche, psychologist, memory, photographic memory, geek, words and unwords, psychology, funny, humor, attitude, saying, joke, film, lifestyle, some people have, they just don't carry any

Funny signage humor gifts for all who have a photographic memory, but just don't carry any film!

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Monday, July 13, 2015

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) T-shirts

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No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Clock

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, chemist, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, saying, humor, geek, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: vintage me, grape berry, wine grape berry, humor, detail, biology, anatomical, wine lover, grapes, words and unwords, attitude, biologist, botanist, vintage, funny, grape anatomy, anatomy, saying, truism, geek, lifestyle

Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Custom Tie

tagged with: nikola tesla,wireless,genius,scientist,scientific man,does not aim,immediate result,lives,labors,words and unwords,inspirational,hopes,quote,quotation,physicist,wizard of wireless,advanced ideas,planter,future,lay the foundation

Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Walk Along The Timeline Of Life Biology Evolution Tee Shirt

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Showcase your biological side with any of these gifts featuring a timeline of life on Earth as we know it, starting with billions of years ago through the present-day. Comes with the truism caption "Walk Along The Timeline Of Life". Educational, evolution attitude gifts for all!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Dartboards

This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Napkins

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) iPhone 4 Covers

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Belt Buckle

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase your medical technology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Medical geek truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Custom Letterhead

It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Awards

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Ceramic Tile

Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Letterhead Design

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Belt Buckles

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) iPhone 5C Covers

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Embrace Uncertainty Your Sanity Depends On It Custom Letterhead

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Showcase your wry sane sense of humor with a dose of tongue-in-cheek signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Embrace ??? (Uncertainty) Your Sanity In This Field Depends Upon It". No matter what your occupation or specialty, warn others of what to expect in today's fast changing world! Perfect signage humor gifts for anyone who works in a fast-changing industry or profession (e.g., software engineering, media, advertising).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Keychain

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Male Android (Sign / Symbol) Bugdroid Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: male android, android, sign, symbol, male sign, male symbol, humor, itude, geek, bugdroid, software developer, software engineer, open source, programmer, computer scientist, software development, words and unwords, development companies

Show your wry Android software development sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Android's bugdroid encased in the symbol for male. Make others do a double-take on that fact that you are a male software developer with a dose of Android itude! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Letterhead Template

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Wall Clocks

tagged with: it's all organic, tcac, krebs cycle, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, biochemist

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "It's All Organic". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of biochemical humor today!

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Letterhead Template

tagged with: atp, words and unwords, the making of atp, photosynthesis, biology, biochemistry, photosynthetic attitude, from light to energy, chloroplast

Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Java Duke Pulling Lever) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

Software engineers and programmers don't actually do the lifting per se, but most software developers can identify with any of these iPad case gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling a lever that moves a machine picking up a digital mountain in the background. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "I Move Mountains At Work". Memorable gifts for your favorite software engineer!

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Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant (Humor) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: some days i feel, i need, brain transplant, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, neurosurgeon, funny, brainy, anatomical

Brain humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant".

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing T-shirt

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Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Postage Stamps

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with this poster for all fans of planet Venus!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Hand Towels

Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Courier Bags

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with a dose of chemical geek attitude the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the following scientific saying: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Educational, elemental fun for all! No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

I'm So Catabolic (Proteinogenic Amino Acids) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: geek, words and unwords, catabolism, humor, amino acids, proteinogenic amino acids, i'm so catabolic, science humor, biology, catabolic

Showcase your wry catabolic side with any of these biochemistry / biology attitude gifts featuring proteinogenic amino acids along with the saying "I'm So Catabolic".

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Laptop Skins

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Custom Letterhead