Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 13, 2015

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Poster

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your fifth dimension side with this poster featuring a cube drawn with five dimensions along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Wallclocks

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Round Clock

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase your medical technology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Medical geek truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Stamps

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor with this postage featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting intellectual style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with this magnetic quadrupole moment stamp the next time you send correspondence!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Belt Buckles

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game Chess T-shirts

tagged with: pattern recognition,name of the game,chess,chess game,reflective chess set,chess teacher,chess players,words and unwords,geek,attitude,saying,truism

Chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these wry chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Pattern Recognition Is The Name Of The Game". Make others do a double-take about what the game of chess is all about with this chess truism!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA Tee Shirts

tagged with: mental toughness, part of my dna, dna, geek, psyche, biopsychology, dna humor, dna replication, words and unwords, molecular biologist, psychologist, scientist, attitude, saying

Are you a mentally tough person? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bio-psychology geek attitude today!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Showcase your wry bridge sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable business cards for any bridge teacher, bridge club owner, or avid bridge player!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Dartboard

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) iPad 3 Decal

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Make others do a double-take with any of these supply-and-demand curve gifts featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with any of these educational, economical truism sayings! No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Lunchbox

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry optical illusionist side the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox which asks "Which Orange Circle Is Larger?" Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion lunchbox for all who enjoy visual humor.

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Welcome To Preppers County (Sign Humor) Skins For Kindle Fire

tagged with: welcome to preppers county, sign, signage, county transportation sign, sign humor, words and unwords, preppers, be prepared, preparation, attitude, saying, humor, geek, county sign, preppers county

Are you ready for Armageddon? Or at least, a common natural disaster scenario such as flood or earthquake? Showcase your attitude toward being prepared with any of these sign humor gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Preppers County".

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Sunday, July 12, 2015

Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tshirt

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Are Winter Storms Like Nemo Fluke Or New Reality? Belt Buckles

tagged with: are winter storms like nemo, fluke, nemo, meteorologist, the new reality, climate change, winter storm, satellite photo, words and unwords, bad weather, imagery, meteorology, saying, query, inquiry, greenhouse effect, earth science

Showcase your meteorological sense of style with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo taken by NASA along with the following ponderous caption: "Are Winter Storms Like Nemo A Fluke Or The New Reality In A World Of Climate Change?"

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Nikola Tesla Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Device Bicycle Poker Cards

tagged with: inventor, words and unwords, nikola tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, harnessed cosmic rays, motive device, physicist, tesla quote, wireless geek

Showcase your wizard of wireless attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Father of Radio" and "Father of Wireless" Nikola Tesla along with one of his infamous quotes: "I Have Harnessed The Cosmic Rays And Caused Them To Operate A Motive Device". No need to be a genius to know about the impact of wireless on today's technology and society!

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Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: plant biotechnology in perspective, biotechnology, perspective, plant, biology, agriculture, cisgenesis, transgenesis, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biologist, plant molecular biologist, scientist, cultivar, conventional breeding

Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Galaxy SII Cover

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Stamps

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry biological / biochemical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the electron transport chain along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Skins For Laptops

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Letterhead Design

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: magnets, moment, physics, magnetic quadrupole moment, i'm confused at the moment, geek, humor, physicist, physics major, words and unwords, science, scientist, double entendre, magnetism, confusion, saying, truism, psychology, truisms, psyche

No need to be a confused physics major or physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek geek humor with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the truism saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". Double-entendre word-play gifts for all who know about the term "moment" in the world of physics!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Dart Board

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

My Mind Is Made For Chess (Reflective Chess Set) T Shirt

tagged with: my mind is made for, words and unwords, chess teachers, chess attitude, chess game, reflective chess set, chess saying, chess, chess set, chess humor, chess players, grandmaster

Chess teachers and avid chess players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "My Mind Is Made For Chess". Make others do a double-take about what your mind is truly made for with a dose of chess attitude today!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Ringer Coffee Mug

tagged with: relaxing is in my dna, dna, dna replication, genes, genetics, molecular biology, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, saying, relaxation, relax, biologist, scientist

If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Deck Of Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Letterhead Template

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Stamps

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Showcase your wry supply-and-demand curve econ side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp that will make others do a double-take: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Econ geek humor postage for all who run households!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Skin For NOOK Color

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Welcome To Preppers County (Sign Humor) Memo Notepad

Software Developers Think About Software (Android) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: software developers, coder, programmer, engineer, bug droid, android, software engineer, open source, software development, geek, humor, itude, toilet, bathroom, sarcasm, saying, truism, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

Do you think about code every second of the day? Even when you go to the bathroom? Show your wry open source sense of humor with any of these Android robot / bug droid gifts featuring Android sitting on the toilet and thinking -- what else? -- about Android in a cloud. Make others do a double-take about what you're thinking about daily with any of these "Software Developers Think About Software Development All The Time" Android bathroom humor gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Baby Pacifiers

Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, energy, tricarboxylic acid cycle, just generating a form, usable energy, energy cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel with a dose of biochemical geek humor today!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Baby Pacifiers

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be a fan of Mars to enjoy wry geek humor the next time you surf the web with this iPad case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding a Martian rover -- whether Spirit or Opportunity is up to you! Make others do a double-take about your open source Martian side the next time you surf the web with the saying: "Open Source Martians Inside".

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Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

tagged with: brain, psychology, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, anatomical, awakened, awakened brain inside, psyche, geek

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: statistician,stats,statistics,bell curve,normal distribution curve,percentages,words and unwords,don't be mean,be above average,statistical humor,geek humor,psyche,psychology,scientist,mathematician,geek,attitude,saying,humor

In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell Wallclocks

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts

tagged with: plate tectonics, trench, mariana trench, deepest point in earth's oceans, geography, geographer, earth science, earth scientist, seismologist, oceanographer, educational, scientific, science, words and unwords, geology, geologist, wordsandunwords, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside iPad 3 Skins

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Dart Boards

tagged with: live large love chemistry, chemistry, chemist, chemistry major, geek humor, periodic table fo elements, chemistry saying, words and unwords, elements, geek, humor, saying, funny

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take a Nap Neuron Synapse Round Wall Clock

tagged with: neuron, synapse, give your neurons a rest, take a nap, advice, geek, biology, attitude, medical, words and unwords, saying, neurotransmitters

Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following sound advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest - Take A Nap".

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Nikola Tesla Scientists From Franklin To Morse Oval Belt Buckle

tagged with: quote, nikola tesla, quotation, words and unwords, scientist, clear thinkers, one must be sane, thinker, geek, tesla

Showcase your clear thinker attitude with this belt buckle gift featuring a portrait of Nikola Tesla and one of his famous quotes on think clearly: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

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