Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, July 10, 2015

Warning! On Mental Vacation (Java's Duke) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: warning, on mental vacation, open source, duke, mental vacation, software programmer, java's duke, coffee cup, software developer, words and unwords, software development, geek, humor, programmer, saying

Showcase your wry geek / open source software sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot in a coffee cup drinking whatever along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take on where you truly are with a dose of software developer attitude today!

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Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies Tshirt

tagged with: do you know where,the great pacific garbage patch,environmental,earth science,ecology,earth scientist,convergence zone,pacific ocean gyres,words and unwords,ocean currents,ecologist,map,geek,humor,attitude,query,question,environmentalist,oceanography,oceanographer,pacific ocean

Earth scientists, ecologists, and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is, in fact, where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific, environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located.

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Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside Letterhead Template

tagged with: warning, extreme temperatures, found inside, inside, sun, solar flares, parts of the sun, words and unwords, geek, humor, astronomy, astronomer, scientist, hot, attitude, space

Do you frequently feel as hot as the Sun at times? No need to be an astronomer or a fan of the Sun to enjoy any of these wry geek humor gifts featuring a cut-out of the Sun, with parts labeled, along with the following saying: "Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of tongue-in-cheek astronomical attitude today!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy)

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Round Wallclock

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, humor, truism, periodic table of elements, periodic table, words and unwords, when looking for elements, follow the periodic law, chemist, elemental, funny, attitude, saying, science, scientist, chemistry major, educational, researcher, elements of nature, advice

If you are looking for specific elements, you should always follow the periodic law. Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific educational design featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the apropos advice "When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law". Periodic table gifts for anyone researching the elements and/or trying to discover new ones!

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Nikola Tesla The Wizard Of The West Samsung Galaxy SIII Case

tagged with: the wizard of the west, nikola tesla, tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, wireless, genius, serbian-american, father of radio, words and unwords

Wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla is found on any of these gifts featuring a portrait of the infamous Serbian American electrical engineer and inventor. Included in the title caption is the nickname Tesla has garnered over time: "The Wizard Of The West".

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Immunity Is In My Genes (Immunology Chromosome 6) Bag Tags

tagged with: immunity is in my genes, genes, chromosome six, chromosome 6, biology, molecular biology, chromosome, geek, educational, words and unwords, immunology, immunologist, biologist, saying, attitude, truism, scientific

Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with any of these scientific attitude gifts featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the biological truism saying "Immunity Is In My Genes".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Tee Shirts

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Decal For Laptop

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Letterhead Template

tagged with: chemical molecule, words and unwords, chemistry, medicine, nitroglycerin, this machine is powered by, geek humor, molecular structure, medical

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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Think Binary Clock (Geek Humor) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: think binary, think binary clock, geek humor, humor, saying, math, mathematician, computer scientist, words and unwords, binary system, geek, attitude

Celebrate your geek side with any of these gifts featuring a clock with all of the hour numbers in binary form along with the following saying in the middle: "Think Binary". Make others do a double-take about the binary world today!

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Morse Matters In The Modern Age (Morse Code) Cloth Napkin

tagged with: morse code, international morse code, morse matters, in the modern age, communication, words and unwords, geek, telegraph, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Do you believe that Morse matters in the modern age? Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code and the truism saying "Morse Matters In The Modern Age". Educational modern communication gifts featuring classic 19th century code -- which is still useful in the 21st century!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Notebook

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Heartbeat Is My Internal Music (ECG/EKG) Dart Boards

tagged with: heartbeat is my internal music, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, medical, attitude, medicine, words and unwords, ecg, ekg

If you think of your heartbeat as your internal music, you are not along. Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the saying "Heartbeat Is My Internal Music"!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Letterhead Design

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: a black and white world, chess players live in, chess game, chess saying, chess geek, words and unwords, chess players, chessboard metaphor, reflective chess set, chess

Showcase your wry chess attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World".

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Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit Notebooks

tagged with: wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, white rabbit, watch, be timely, or rather don't be late, words and unwords, procrastination, procrastinator, timely, timeliness, humor, attitude, word play

All fans of White Rabbit from Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" will enjoy any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's classic illustration of White Rabbit dressed up and looking at a watch. Comes with the truism saying that's fit for any occasion: "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Memorable gifts for any procrastinator who's a Wonderland fan!

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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Tags For Bags

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) 15" Laptop Skin

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude gifts today!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all!

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Yield To Entrepreneurship (Yield Sign) Tile

tagged with: yield to entrepreneurship, entrepreneurship, entrepreneur, yield, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, words and unwords, entrepreneurial, saying, transportation yield sign

Entrepreneurs of all ages and means will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the yield sign pointing "To Entrepreneurship". Make everyone else do a double-take and "Yield To Entrepreneurship" with these memorable inspirational signage attitude gifts!

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Thursday, July 09, 2015

Quantum Mechanics Many Worlds Interpretation Shirt

tagged with: many worlds interpretation, words and unwords, film reel physics, quantum mechanics, physics, quantum physics, many universes, subject to a many worlds, uncertainty principle, geek humor

Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the paradox of Schrödinger's cat as illustrated by a film reel that separates into different universes that do not interact with each other along with the following saying that any quantum physicist can agree with: "Quantum Mechanics Subject To A Many Worlds Interpretation". Philosophical entanglement attitude gifts for all who wonder whether Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive!

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Embrace The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: embrace the ecosystem, geek, software developer, open source, software engineer, android, bug droid, saying, words and unwords, programmer, coder

Software developers and software engineers will enjoy showcasing their wry Android side with any of these gifts featuring Android's bug droid with a brown tree that's a composite of many items. Comes with the truism caption that's appropriate for this open source platform that is growing by leaps and bounds: "Embrace The Ecosystem". Memorable gift for any open source Android fan! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, i function on a complex, complex cycle, geek, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, truism, saying, funny, citric acid cycle

Do you function on a complex cycle? Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of educational, scientific flair with any of these gifts featuring the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Make others do a double-take regarding how energy is produced in their cells with these citric acid cycle saying gifts!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) iPad 3 Skins

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Lunchboxes

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

Have lunch with a dose of scientific attitude with this lunchbox featuring an illustration of "Orbital Variation". Great lunchbox gift for astronomers, geophysicsts, earth scientists, and anyone who knows about the tilt of the Earth as it travels through its orbit!

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Shirts

tagged with: water is everywhere on earth,water,hydrological cycle,earth,study hydrology,earth scientist,hydrologist,civil engineer,words and unwords,scientist,geek attitude,advice,saying,geek advice,map of the earth,ice clouds water on earth,sustainability,earth science

Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) Customized Letterhead

When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Ceramic Tile

Nikola Tesla Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Device Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: inventor, words and unwords, nikola tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, harnessed cosmic rays, motive device, physicist, tesla quote, wireless geek

Wireless fans will enjoy this laptop bag featuring Wizard of the West and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla, along with one of his infamous quotes: "I Have Harnessed The Cosmic Rays And Caused Them To Operate A Motive Device."

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If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My MHC Biology Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: if i don't recognize you, just blame my mhc, mhc, hla, major histocompatibility complex, immunology, chromosome, chromsome six, words and unwords, geek, health, medical, cell recognition, funny, human leukocyte antigen, saying, humor, biology, molecular biology, educational

Immunologists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these informative, educational geek humor gifts featuring chromosome 6 where the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) resides. In human, the MHC is also known as the human leukocyte antigen. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on cell recognition: "If I Don't Recognize You Just Blame My Major Histocompatibility Complex (MHC) A.K.A. Human Leukocyte Antigen". Scientific humor gifts for anyone who knows about how their immune system works!

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Clocks

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Decals For 15" Laptops

tagged with: chemical molecule, words and unwords, chemistry, medicine, nitroglycerin, this machine is powered by, geek humor, molecular structure, medical

Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Skateboard Decks

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side with this skateboard gift featuring an illustration of several congruent angles along with the saying "Are You Congruent?" Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of geek humor today!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

Heartbeat Is My Internal Music (ECG/EKG) Letterhead Template

tagged with: heartbeat is my internal music, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, medical, attitude, medicine, words and unwords, ecg, ekg

Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, patience, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, geek, words and unwords, word play, science, scientist, physicist, attitude, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll (Black Adder) Ceramic Tile

tagged with: poem, jabberwock, jabberwocky, through looking glass, lewis carroll, john tenniel, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure, onomatopoeia, words and unwords, fantasy, battle, attitude, riddles, brain teasers, made up words

Classic Jabberwocky poem by Lewis Carroll as found in Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There -- now with Black Adder font for the title! Featuring original John Tenniel illustration of the Jabberwock.

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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirts

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge Beverage Coaster

Bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of indefatigable attitude toward the great game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) Droid RAZR Cover

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Letterhead

Yield To Entrepreneurship (Yield Sign) Puzzles

tagged with: yield to entrepreneurship, entrepreneurship, entrepreneur, yield, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, words and unwords, entrepreneurial, saying, transportation yield sign

Need A Knight? (Software Developer Humor) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: bug droid, query, rhetorical question, project manager, android, need a knight, knight chess piece, software developer, software engineer, open source, geek, humor, itude, engineer, programmer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

No need to be a chess player to enjoy wry Android software developer humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid along with the tongue-in-cheek query -- either at the beginning or end of a project: "Need A Knight?" Knight can mean knight in black armor or knight can mean "night" -- as in more time. Show your warped open source software engineer today with these memorable rhetorical question gifts! Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Radiation Dose Chart (Physics) Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: radiation dose chart, physics, radiation, radiation chart, educational, scientific, physicist, words and unwords, science, radiation dosage, millirems, comparative perspective on radiation

Kudos goes to Randall Munroe of XKCD fame who created this "Radiation Dose Chart" and released the chart into the public domain. Educational chart puts the concept of radiation dose into comparative perspective. No need to work in the health or medicine or physics fields to understand what radiation dosage is all about with any of these gifts featuring a "Radiation Dose Chart". Memorable gifts for anyone who has ever had exposure to any level of radiation!

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Shirts

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, college fjord, inlet, fjord, prince william sound, alaska, nature, landscape, vivid, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, satellite geography, science, scientist, visual, geography, geographer, words and unwords, attitude, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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