Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 09, 2015

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirts

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge Beverage Coaster

Bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Never Get Tired Of The Great Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of indefatigable attitude toward the great game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) Droid RAZR Cover

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

Value investors who understand what they are doing will enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the do not cross sign for pedestrians, along with the wry truism saying "Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly". Make others do a double-take at the efficient market hypothesis with any of these transportation sign attitude gifts today!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Letterhead

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all!

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Yield To Entrepreneurship (Yield Sign) Puzzles

tagged with: yield to entrepreneurship, entrepreneurship, entrepreneur, yield, yield sign, sign, signage, humor, words and unwords, entrepreneurial, saying, transportation yield sign

Entrepreneurs of all ages and means will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the yield sign pointing "To Entrepreneurship". Make everyone else do a double-take and "Yield To Entrepreneurship" with these memorable inspirational signage attitude gifts!

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Need A Knight? (Software Developer Humor) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: bug droid, query, rhetorical question, project manager, android, need a knight, knight chess piece, software developer, software engineer, open source, geek, humor, itude, engineer, programmer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

No need to be a chess player to enjoy wry Android software developer humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid along with the tongue-in-cheek query -- either at the beginning or end of a project: "Need A Knight?" Knight can mean knight in black armor or knight can mean "night" -- as in more time. Show your warped open source software engineer today with these memorable rhetorical question gifts! Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Radiation Dose Chart (Physics) Spiral Notebooks

tagged with: radiation dose chart, physics, radiation, radiation chart, educational, scientific, physicist, words and unwords, science, radiation dosage, millirems, comparative perspective on radiation

Kudos goes to Randall Munroe of XKCD fame who created this "Radiation Dose Chart" and released the chart into the public domain. Educational chart puts the concept of radiation dose into comparative perspective. No need to work in the health or medicine or physics fields to understand what radiation dosage is all about with any of these gifts featuring a "Radiation Dose Chart". Memorable gifts for anyone who has ever had exposure to any level of radiation!

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Shirts

tagged with: picture earth, visible earth, college fjord, inlet, fjord, prince william sound, alaska, nature, landscape, vivid, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, satellite geography, science, scientist, visual, geography, geographer, words and unwords, attitude, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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I Function On A Complex Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, i function on a complex, complex cycle, geek, humor, attitude, educational, words and unwords, truism, saying, funny, citric acid cycle

Do you function on a complex cycle? Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with a dose of educational, scientific flair with any of these gifts featuring the saying "I Function On A Complex Cycle". Make others do a double-take regarding how energy is produced in their cells with these citric acid cycle saying gifts!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Round Clock

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

Software developers and software engineers will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek picture of Java's mascot Duke pushing or pulling on a level to move a virtual mountain in the background. Comes with the truism saying for all who work their magic with code: "I Move Mountains At Work". Gifts for all who know exactly what they do at work! Open source attitude fun!

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Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen (Brain) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: think, psyche, thinker, psychiatry, psychology, make the neuronal connections happen, anatomy, words and unwords, geek, advice, brain parts, human brain, brainy, humor, attitude, saying

Showcase your wry anatomical brainy sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Think Make The Neuronal Connections Happen".

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: who said that, i was normal, stats, geek, humor, statistician, bell curve, statistics, words and unwords, funny, query, question, attitude, rhetorical question, geek speak, saying

Statistical bell curve attitude is alive and well with any of these normal distribution curve gifts featuring percentages under the curve along with the saying "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of stats geek humor today!

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The Rock Cycle (Geology Earth Science) Mouse Pad

tagged with: the rock cycle,rocks,geology,earth science,geologist,earth scientist,rock fan,rock hound,scientist,words and unwords,geek,attitude

No need to be a rock hound or geologist to appreciate any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "The Rock Cycle". Make others do a double-take on the cycle that rocks traverse through over several hundred million years!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Decals For Laptops

tagged with: geophysics, astronomy, astronomer, earth science, earth scientist, science, scientist, orbital variation, geek, words and unwords, humor, attitude, educational, earth, tilt, axes, eccentricity, orbit

If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) iPad Cover

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Let your wry medical sense of humor shine the next time you use this cover featuring blood cell formation along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Multipotent Inside".

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When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law Luggage Tag

tagged with: chemistry, elements, geek, humor, truism, periodic table of elements, periodic table, words and unwords, when looking for elements, follow the periodic law, chemist, elemental, funny, attitude, saying, science, scientist, chemistry major, educational, researcher, elements of nature, advice

If you are looking for specific elements, you should always follow the periodic law. Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek scientific educational design featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the apropos advice "When Looking For Elements Follow The Periodic Law". Periodic table gifts for anyone researching the elements and/or trying to discover new ones!

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Restructuring My Neurotransmitters Is Hard To Do Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: restructuring my neurotransmitters, is hard to do, neurotransmitters, neurons, synapse, words and unwords, geek, saying, attitude, medical, medicine, funny, learning, learner, learn

Neuron / synapse humor is alive and well with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse (neurotransmitter) along with the following scientific geek humor truism saying: "Restructuring My Neurotransmitters Is Hard To Do".

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Nikola Tesla Needle In Haystack Theory Calculation Belt Buckle

tagged with: nikola tesla, quote, needle in haystack, edison, theory, calculation, sorry witness of such doings, words and unwords, scientist, electrical engineer, ninety percent of his labor, genius, quotation

Showcase your Tesla side with any of these gifts featuring a quote by wireless genius and Serbian-American electrical engineer and physicist Nikola Tesla: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. . . . I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Gifts for all those who love scientific theory!

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Pitcher

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your wry pi sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the number pi in long-tail format along with the following pi saying for all fans of pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational and Infinite Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Round Wallclock

tagged with: chemical molecule, words and unwords, chemistry, medicine, nitroglycerin, this machine is powered by, geek humor, molecular structure, medical

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Courier Bag

tagged with: equal, congruent, math, geometry, angle, truism, geek, humor, are you congruent, words and unwords, degrees, saying, funny, attitude, query, question, rotate, reflect, translate, mathematician, geometry fan, educational, math teacher, educational resources

Showcase your wry mathematical side with this mini messenger bag featuring an illustration of various congruent angles along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you travel: "Are You Congruent?"

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Morse Matters In The Modern Age (Morse Code) Decal For The iPad 2

tagged with: morse code, international morse code, morse matters, in the modern age, communication, words and unwords, geek, telegraph, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Do you believe that Morse code matters today? Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code and the truism saying "Morse Matters In The Modern Age". Educational modern communication gifts featuring classic 19th century code. Make others do a double-take at the contributions of Samuel Morse in the 21st century!

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Wired For Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) Dart Board

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, wired for heartbeat, gifts for emts, emergency medical technician humor

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) attitude no matter what you do with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the following truism saying: "Wired For Heartbeat".

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin Letterhead Template

tagged with: dermal layers, skin layers, words and unwords, dermatology, epidermis, love the subject of skin, dermatologists, skin, skin humor saying, geek humor

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Skin For iPad 3

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, wait for several moments, magnets, magnetism, moment, quadrupole moment, humor, geek, words and unwords, patience, word play, science, scientist, physicist, advice, lifestyle

If you desire others to wait for several moments, you'll enjoy any of these wry physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Wait For Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the meaning of the word "moment" with any of these word play magnetic humor gifts! No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy!

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Do You Ever Wish You Could Go Through The Mirror? Tile

tagged with: query, saying, question, alice in wonderland, wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, reflection, mirror, words and unwords, self-reflection, looking glass, ponder, thinker, writer, artist, logician, philosopher, magician, magic, alice, wish, adventure, lifestyle

Gifts for all fans of Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There" along with two of John Tenniel's drawings of Alice going through the mirror. Ask yourself and others this key question: "Do you ever wish you could go through the mirror?"

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I Love Genetics (DNA Replication) Wall Clock

tagged with: i love genetics, genetics, dna, dna replication, medical, medicine, biology, genes, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, saying, gene lover, molecular biology, 'molecular, biologist, geneticist

No need to be a geneticist or working in the medical field to enjoy any of these molecular biology humor gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "I Love Genetics (DNA Replication)".

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Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge Tag For Luggage

Showcase your wry duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying that any duplicate bridge player can relate to: "Be Competitive Play Duplicate Bridge". Great gifts for any competitive duplicate bridge player!

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Value Investors Do Not Walk Randomly (Sign Humor) Coasters

tagged with: value investing, value investors, sign, signage, humor, economics, investing, efficient market hypothesis, words and unwords, do not walk randomly, saying, money, geek

The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret Wallclock

tagged with: the traffic signals of life, are hard to interpret, traffic signal, transportation sign, warning traffic signal ahead, sign, transportation, engineer, traffic, words and unwords, signage, funny, geek, humor, attitude, saying, truism, advice, lifestyle

Do you see the traffic signals of life as hard to interpret? If so, you'll enjoy any of these wry transportation / traffic sign gifts featuring the warning sign for traffic signal ahead along with the truism saying "The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret". Memorable gifts for all who are unsure of whether to stop, go, or slow down in life!

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Old Man On The Mountain (Optical Illusion) Jigsaw Puzzles

tagged with: new hampshire, illusion, optical illusion, granite, cannon mountain, white mountains, great stone face, old man on the mountain, words and unwords, optics, rock outcrop, the profile, humor, attitude, photo, history, historical, historian, face, profile of a face, franconia, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy any of these gifts featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3, 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile, Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that, when viewed from the correct angle, appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with any of these gifts featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"!

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Wednesday, July 08, 2015

Beta-Negative Decay (Quantum Physics) Candy Jar

tagged with: physics, chemistry, physicist, nuclear physics, quantum, nuclear, down quark, anti-neutrino, beta-negative decay, words and unwords, quark, quantum physics, up quark, emission, boson, electron, antineutrino, explanation, illustration, scientific, diagram, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, educational, physics teacher, decay, neutron rich nuclei, educational resources

Quantum physicists and those who understand matter will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Beta-Negative Decay", wherein a neutron decays into a proton, an electron, and an anti-neutrino. Specifically, it is due to the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these informative gifts!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Dinner Plate

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

Krebs Cycle A.K.A. Citric Acid Cycle Tricarboxylic Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, biology, biochemistry, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, science, chemistry, educational, words and unwords, energy cycle, atp

Educational, scientific fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the "Krebs Cycle - A.K.A. Citric Acid Cycle Or Tricarboxylic Acid Cycle".

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: piece of my mind, which piece did you want, query, saying, funny, geek, brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, humor, brainy, educational, rhetorical question, psyche, mind, riddles, brain teaser, i'm always happy, advice, medical

Showcase your wry and witty side with a dose of anatomical fun the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following rhetorical question: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?"

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Multipotent Inside (Blood Cell Formation Humor) Tiles

tagged with: multipotent inside, multipotency, blood cell formation, health, medicine, hematology, geek, humor, words and unwords, hematologist, polymath, renaissance person, multipotent

Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy.

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Round Clock

tagged with: attitude, wine, wine lover, wine fan, wine connoisseur, biology, grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, words and unwords, grape berry anatomy, humor, funny, grape, saying, truism, biologist, anatomical, truisms

If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Needle In Haystack Theory Calculation Dart Boards

Automatic Translator Inside (RNA Codon Wheel) Drink Coasters

tagged with: automatic translator inside, rna codon wheel, rna, biology, molecular biology, genes, genetics, scientific, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, translation, translator, protein synthesis, educational

Showcase your wry molecular biology side no matter what language you speak with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Automatic Translator Inside". Make others do a double-take at what goes on in protein synthesis today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Stationery Design

tagged with: wellington, new zealand, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite photo, 3-d, stereoscopic imagery, stereoscopic image, adventure, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional, picture earth, new zealand city, islands

No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone (Molecule) Pacifier

tagged with: testosterone, educational, chemistry, biochemistry, chemical molecule, steroid, geek, humor, words and unwords, male hormone, medical, hormone, saying, truism, funny, attitude, scientist, chemist

No need to be a chemistry major or work in the medical field or be involved in athletics to enjoy wry chemistry attitude with any of these geek humor gifts featuring the chemical structure of testosterone, the male sex hormone found in both males and females, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Testosterone". Let others do a double-take at this steroid hormone with any of these chemical molecule gifts today!

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take and wonder exactly what it is that you are referring to: "Are You Congruent?" Classic math geek postage stamp query gift! No need to be a mathematician to enjoy.

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, faster than sms, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, dots, dits, dashes, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication

Morse code fans will enjoy any of these featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Wait For Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Wall Clock