Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Your cells are powered by the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take with any of these Krebs cycle attitude gifts featuring the scientific truism "Powered By Organic Chemistry". No need to know about the finer details about the generation of ATP to enjoy educational chemistry attitude today!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Dart Boards

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Necklace

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Showcase your wry brainy geek sense of humor with this necklace featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable geek advice necklace gift for all those who doze through life!

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: stats, statistics, biostatistics, to analyze clumps of data, equation, clumps of data, words and unwords, cophenetic correlation coefficient, statistician

Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Motorola Droid RAZR Covers

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No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside" on this laptop bag for the next time you travel. Make others do a double-take at what lies within!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Greeting Card

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: ideas circulate inside, ideas, circulation, circulate, inside, circulatory system, words and unwords, medical, medicine, thought, thinker, anatomy, anatomical, doctor, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, saying, truism, educational

Showcase your wry medical and anatomical attitude the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring the circulatory system, complete with all key labels of important arteries and veins. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Ideas Circulate Inside"!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Dart Board

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Do you view cooking as an exercise in chemistry? Showcase your wry chemical attitude toward cooking with any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take about what cooking is all about with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity (Nikola Tesla) Tshirt

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Showcase your electrical engineer side with any of the Nikola Tesla gifts with the saying "Patron Saint Of Modern Electricity". Serbian-American Tesla was a genius before his time and literally invented today's wireless world. Often attributed as the "Father of the Radio" and consequently as the "Father of Wireless", Tesla contributed much to today's modern world via elucidating alternate current. Timeless Tesla gifts for all!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tee Shirt

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Cover For The iPad Mini

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Showcase your wry pi side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?" Memorable geek humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Dart Board

tagged with: penrose tiling, geometry, math, five-fold symmetry, pattern, roger penrose, mathematician, words and unwords, educational, aperiodicity, geek

No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a Penrose tiling exhibiting five-fold symmetry. A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original.

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Ceramic Tile

tagged with: dermatologists know their skin, dermatology, dermatologists, skin, anatomy, anatomical, layers of skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational, saying, funny, truism, illustration, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Dartboard

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Round Wall Clock

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) T Shirts

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) T-shirts

Bridge players who enjoy the mental exercise from playing bridge / duplicate bridge will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the sound bridge advice "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Featuring the four card suits. Make others do a double-take with any of these bridge saying gifts today! No need to be a bridge teacher to enjoy!

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da Vinci The Senses Are Of The Earth Reason Apart Bag For Laptop

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da Vinci fans will enjoy traveling with this Leonardo da Vinci quotation laptop bag featuring da Vinci's self portrait along with the following timeless quote: "The senses are of the Earth; reason, stands apart in contemplation."

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Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Any Shirts

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Are you an investor or value investor? All investors know that they should look at the downside of any investment. Showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with any of these gifts featuring a car going off of a bridge or cliff into the water along with the following truism: "Invest Carefully Always Look At The Downside Of Any Investment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek economics / investment attitude today with any of these sign advice gifts!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics) 10 Oz Frosted Glass Coffee Mug

tagged with: electromagnetic spectrum,electromagnetism,wavelengths,physics,educational,words and unwords

Showcase your knowledge of "The Electromagnetic Spectrum" with any of these physics wavelength gifts. Educational, scientific gifts for all who are interested in electromagnetism!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Tee Shirts

Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Tile

Reboot Needed (Anatomical Brain Humor) Keychains

tagged with: reboot needed,anatomical brain,brain humor,geek,brain,attitude,humor,anatomy,reboot,words and unwords,computer geek speak,funny,saying,truism,brainy,psyche,psychology,anatomical

Do you need a reboot, now and then? Showcase your wry computer geek speak sense of humor as applied to the anatomical human brain with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the brain along with the saying "Reboot Needed". Make others do a double-take about how you think and what your brain needs with tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with any of these "Reboot Needed" saying gifts today!

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Mean Thoughts Inside (Statistics Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: mean thoughts inside, stats teacher, bell curve, normal distribution curve, inside, average, statistics, statistician, geek, words and unwords, stats, psyche, psychologist, psychology, gaussian distribution curve, funny, humor, angry, angry person, math, mathematics, saying, truism, educational, education

Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these psychological stats gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve), along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician, psychologist, or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre gifts for all who think about averages and statistics constantly!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Belt Buckles

Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, vent, funny, psyche, science, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying: "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) iPad 2 Decals

tagged with: meteors, a major hazard, to life on earth, sign, signage, yellow diamond warning sign, words and unwords, astronomy, astronomer, geek, humor, attitude, saying, meteor over a city, warning sign, advice

Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following chemistry geek humor saying: "Wanted Periodicity In My Life".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Tshirts

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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The Wizard Of The West (Nikola Tesla) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla was a genius before his time. As "Father of the Radio" and inventor of today's wireless world, Tesla literally created the world as we know it. Showcase Tesla's contributions to our modern society with this "The Wizard Of The West" saying on any of these gifts!

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Mature RNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

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Face it -- you are naturally a genetic engineer. Showcase educational scientific attitude with this gift featuring RNA splicing, along with the saying "Mature RNA Inside". Science humor truism gifts for all those who understand exons, introns, and genes get spliced!

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Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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Life Is A Saddle Point (Math and Geometry) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: life is a saddle point, saddle point, life, saying, math, geometry, geometric, dimension, words and unwords, geek, humor, mathematics, mathematician, periodic point, manifolds

Do you see life as a saddle point? No need to be a lover of math, geometry, or horse saddles to enjoy wry humor with any of these gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Saddle Point", with the following caption: "Note: In dynamical systems, a saddle point is a periodic point whose stable & unstable manifolds have a dimension which is not zero." Make others do a double-take about your attitude toward life today!

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Round Clocks

Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Custom Letterhead

My Heart Beats For Cardiology (Sinus Rhythm) T-shirt

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek humor with any of these sinus rhythm electrocardiogram gifts featuring normal heartbeat on the ECG/EKG. Make others do a double-take with medical attitude with the tongue-in-cheek heart felt saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology"!

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Thomas Edison Doctor Of Future Give No Medicine Commuter Bags

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with this laptop bag featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor laptop bag gift for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Quality DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, with detailed labels of all key parts, along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves!

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Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Long Apron

If you desire to live longer and be happy and are a bridge player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice for any avid bridge / duplicate bridge player - no matter what age!

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Are You At Equilibrium? (Supply-And-Demand Curve) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: "are, you, at, equilibrium",, economics,, economist,, equilibrium,, "supply-and-demand, curve",, humor,, query,, question,, attitude,, geek,, "words, and, unwords",, psychology,, "economics, teacher",, satire,, sarcasm,, psychologist,, psyche,, "economic, forces"

Economics humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with any of these geek query humor gifts today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Wall Clocks

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Monday, June 22, 2015

Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Tee Shirts

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No need to think outside of the box to enjoy any of these wry quantum mechanics / quantum physics sayings featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor for all who think both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box!

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