Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, June 19, 2015

Phylogenetic Tree Of Life You Are Here Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you're into cladistics and evolution, you'll enjoy introduce yourself to others with a dose of scientific, educational fun with these business cards featuring the "Phylogenetic Tree Of Life" along with the call-out "You Are Here". Make others do a double-take about where they actually are on the tree of life!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On A Baked Pie) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry pi side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are hungry about: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". Classic pi geek humor fun!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Dart Boards

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Team Euclid (Painting) Round Wallclock

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Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Memorable anatomical humor gift for any existential dermatologist!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: emt inside, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, geek humor

Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole)

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

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Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Round Clocks

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Let's Meet & Greet Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland 5x7 Paper Invitation Card

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Are you a Wonderland fan? Are you holding a meet and greet event? If so, you'll enjoy any of these "Let's Meet & Greet" invitations featuring Alice and Humpty Dumpty as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Completely customizable invitation that's perfect for networking, social events, family events, and Wonderland theme parties -- especially for all who are fans of Alice and the nursery rhyme character of Humpty Dumpty!

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns Tee Shirts

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Do you view life as nothing but a series of twists and turns? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of scientific, educational fun with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Twists And Turns". Make others do a double-take on what life is all about with these biology truism saying gifts today! Featuring double-entendre on the code of life!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Four Card Suits) Card Decks

Playing card for any bridge player featuring the four card suits along with the following truism: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Dartboards

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Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Decals For 17" Laptops

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Do you see the third pitchfork -- being supported by nothing? Showcase wry optical illusion attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the classic "The Devil's Pitchfork". No need to believe in the devil or be religious to enjoy!

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No U-Turn On Independent Thinking (Sign) Commuter Bags

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If you are an independent thinker, you'll enjoy this laptop bag featuring the "No U-Turn" sign which says the following: "No U-Turn On Independent Thinking". Memorable laptop bag gift for independent thinkers!

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Thursday, June 18, 2015

Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Shirts

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Showcase your quantum physics / quantum mechanics side with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs Field along with the saying "Proof Of The Existence Of The Higgs Boson Is Important To The Understanding Of Time, Space & Matter".

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) T Shirts

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If you operate on a convoluted cycle, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the saying: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle". Make others do a double-take with any of these biochemistry gifts today! Memorable gifts for doctors, nurses, scientists, and anyone who operates on a convoluted cycle!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Clock

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Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Brainy Mindset Inside (Brain Anatomy) Commuter Bags

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No need to be a neurologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brainy Mindset Inside".

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Irrevocably Correlational (Correlation Statistics) Postcard

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients, along with the wry saying "Irrevocably Correlational". You are probably correlated to something whether you like it or not. Showcase your tongue-in-cheek statistical sense of humor with these educational, statistical gifts!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Decals For The NOOK

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Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Pillow

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Showcase your wry anatomical and dermatological attitude with this pillow gift featuring all components of skin along with the following truism saying for anyone who traverses through life: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin".

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Customized Letterhead

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) T Shirts

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No need to have a temper to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Includes a picture of pyroclastic flows sweeping down the flanks of Mayon Volcano, Philippines in 1984. Pyroclastic flows are fast-moving currents of hot gas and rock (collectively known as tephra), which travel away from the volcano after an explosive eruption at speeds generally as great as 700 km/h (450 mph. )Earth scientists, geologists, seismologist, volcanologists, and anyone who has a temper will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek geological humor gifts that will keep everyone guessing what exactly you are referring to!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Customized Letterhead

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Bags

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Wanted A Large Amount Of Inner Potential Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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No need to be a cell biologist to appreciate wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the operational innards of a mitochondrion. Comes with the electron transport chain in the mitochondrial intermembrane space along with the truism saying "Wanted A Large Amount Of Inner Potential".

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Custom Letterhead

Team Euclid (Painting) Dartboards

Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Case For The iPad Mini

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International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Custom Letterhead

The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Pitchers

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Skin For The iPhone 4

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Showcase your wry ECG / EKG electrocardiogram sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to be an EMT to enjoy!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Mouse Pad

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Messenger Bags

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Showcase your Wonderland attitude with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated with the Jabberwock creature by John Tenniel. Nonsensical poetry fun for whenever you travel and slay beasts!

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Tshirts

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night Postage

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night". Memorable stamp gift for any avid bridge player!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Rectangular Belt Buckles

Cyberloafer Inside (Sign Humor) Laptop Computer Bag

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Do you spend too much time on the Internet at work? Showcase your wry technology sense of humor with this signage humor laptop bag gift featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Cyberloafer Inside".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Round Clock

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Tshirt

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Particle physics attitude gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of quantum physics Higgs Boson humor today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Tiles

Team Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a biologist, chemist, or biochemist to enjoy Krebs cycle humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the scientific truism caption "Team Biochemistry". Showcase where you get your energy from with a dose of scientific attitude today with these memorable biochem gifts!

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Neurologically Overwhelmed Inside (Brain Humor) Bag For Laptop

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Showcase your wry brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Neurologically Overwhelmed Inside".

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Correlation Cheat Sheet (Correlation Coefficients) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Showcase your knowledge of statistical correlations with any of these gifts featuring various correlations and their correlation coefficients. Make others do a double-take with this educational, scientific "Correlation Cheat Sheet". Memorable gifts for statistician, psychologists, economists and anyone who knows about correlations!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Round Wall Clocks

Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Tshirts