Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) Shirts

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No need to have a temper to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Includes a picture of pyroclastic flows sweeping down the flanks of Mayon Volcano, Philippines in 1984. Pyroclastic flows are fast-moving currents of hot gas and rock (collectively known as tephra), which travel away from the volcano after an explosive eruption at speeds generally as great as 700 km/h (450 mph. )Earth scientists, geologists, seismologist, volcanologists, and anyone who has a temper will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek geological humor gifts that will keep everyone guessing what exactly you are referring to!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry botanical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring different types of buds along with the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Budding Inside". Classic biological attitude stamp for all who love to be budding during the Spring!

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Shirt

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Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Tshirt

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Wallclocks

tagged with: pi on baked pie, humor, geek, pi fan, proof, math, mathematician, words and unwords, geometry, proof is in the pi, funny, saying, riddle, irrational number, mathematical constant

Wry pi fan humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring pi, the mathematical constant and irrational number, on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others scratch their heads and wonder what you are referring to: "Proof Is In The Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Laptop Bag

tagged with: science, atp, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, biochemist, chemical formula, adenosine triphosphate, humor, biology, geek

Adenosine triphosphate biochemical attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for ATP along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of science humor today!

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Team Euclid (Painting) Belt Buckles

tagged with: team euclid, euclid, euclidean geometry, math, geometry, attitude, painting, mathematician, words and unwords, geek, humor, euclidean spirit, raphael's school of athens, euclid and his students

Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Tile

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) Wall Clocks

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

Showcase your wry medical sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology".

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Stamps

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy magnetic humor with this stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry geek attitude saying "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific fun the next time you send correspondence!

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Tile

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Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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Do you see the third pitchfork -- being supported by nothing? Showcase wry optical illusion attitude with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the classic "The Devil's Pitchfork". No need to believe in the devil or be religious to enjoy!

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Speed Limit Zero (Sign) Being At Rest Favorite Laptop Bag

tagged with: speed limit sign, speed limit zero, being at rest, my favorite speed, rest, sign, signage, funny, geek, words and unwords, physics, saying, truism, relaxation

If you love to get some rest and relaxation, showcase your wry transportation sign humor side with this laptop bag gift featuring a "Speed Limit Zero" sign along with the following caption: "Being At Rest Is My Favorite Speed".

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Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Lorenz Transformation Inside (Physics) Shirts

tagged with: theory of relativity,physics,lorenz transformation inside,lorenz transformation,words and unwords,light cone spacetime diagram,physicist,space,time,relative

Showcase your wry physics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Lorenz transformation. In physics, the Lorentz transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Make others do a double-take with any of these Lorenz transformation inside light cone spacetime diagram gifts!

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Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England Dart Board

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Featuring a NASA GOES satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo, those who know about the meteorological power behind winter storms will appreciate any of these gifts featuring the following title and caption: "Nemo Record Breaking Winter Storm For New England".

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle / TCAC) Personalized Necklace

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Showcase your biochemical side with this necklace gift featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or the tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC) -- along with the scientific truism "Powered By Biochemistry". Memorable gift for all fans of biochemical energy!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Personalized Stationery

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Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Your Mind Is Like Software Program It (Brain) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following reminder: "Your Mind Is Like Software Program It". Intelligent humor for all who program their brain!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Belt Buckles

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Tongue-in-cheek software development fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring unofficial Java mascot Duke pulling a lever and consequently, moving a virtual mountain! Comes with the memorable saying: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains". Software developers and programmers will enjoy these geek humor gifts!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Kindle Fire Decals

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Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) Belt Buckles

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) T-shirts

tagged with: volcano, geology, volcanologist, seismology, words and unwords, how yellowstone works, seismologist, humor, yellowstone national park, geek, yellowstone

Yellowstone National Park was the first national park in the world. As many geologists know, Yellowstone Caldera is the largest supervolcano, a volcano capable of producing a super volcanic eruption with ejecta greater than 1,000 cubic kilometers (240 cubic miles), on the North American continent. The caldera is considered an active volcano; it has erupted with tremendous force several times in the last two million years. Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "How Yellowstone Works" from a geological point of view. Memorable gifts for all fans of Yellowstone and supervolcanoes!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Belt Buckle

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Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Laptop Sleeve

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Showcase your wry neurological sense of humor with this neuron / synapse laptop sleeve gift featuring the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside".

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Tee Shirt

All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

Proof Is In The Pi (Pi On Baked Pie) Dartboard

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Heartbeat Life's Rhythm (Sinus Rhythm ECG/EKG) Samsung Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: heartbeat life's rhythm, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, saying

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram side with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the medical truism saying "Heartbeat Life's Rhythm". No need to be an EMT or medical professional to enjoy!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Skin Layers) Stamps

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Showcase your wry dermatological side with a dose of skin layer attitude the next time you send correspondence with these scientific, anatomical stamps featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence".

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Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: wonderland,lewis carroll,john tenniel,white rabbit,watch,be timely,or rather don't be late,words and unwords,procrastination,procrastinator,timely,timeliness,humor,attitude,word play,alice's adventures in wonderland

Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!

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Chess A Struggle Against Error (Reflective Chess) Shirt

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Do you view chess as a struggle against error? Showcase your wry chess attitude side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess A Struggle Against Error". Make others do a double-take about exactly what the game of chess is all about with these memorable chess humor gifts!

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Magnetic Genes Inside (DNA Replication) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: magnetic genes, genes, dna, genetics, biotechnology, humor, geek, attitude, magnetic genes inside, inside, scientist, biologist, genetic engineering, words and unwords, nanotechnology, magnetic nanoparticles, methods, techniques

If you work in biotechnology -- or more specifically, nanotechnology -- you'll enjoy any of these wry DNA replication humor gifts with the saying "Magnetic Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at the concept of genetically engineered mammalian cells which can produce magnetic nanoparticles today with a dose of scientific fun!

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Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Adult Apron

Duplicate bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Meet". Make others do a double-take on what the game of duplicate bridge is all about with these bridge saying gifts!

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No U-Turn On Growing Older (Sign) Laptop Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry signage sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a "No U-Turn" sign which means the following: "No U-Turn On Growing Older". Signage humor for anyone at any age!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Travel Speakers

The Devil's Pitchfork (Optical Illusion) Dartboard

Ohm A Unit Of Electrical Resistance (Physics) Sweatshirts

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Physicists and physics majors will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the parameters of Ohm's law, V, I, and R. Ohm is a unit of electrical resistance and states that the current through a conductor between two points is directly proportional to the potential difference across the two points.

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Larsen B Ice Shelf Collapse (Picture Earth) T-shirts

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Global warming is and has been happening for quite some time. Showcase your scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of the Larsen B Ice Shelf collapse. Vivid imagery gifts that will surely get others talking about the consequences of global warming. Perfect educational science gift for all fans and advocates of the existence of Antarctica, the ice continent!

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Powered By Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle / TCAC) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude side with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle). Make everyone do a double-take about what everyone is powered by with this scientific truism saying: "Powered By Biochemistry".

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Postage

Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains Dart Board

Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect (Brain) Commuter Bags

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Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Live The Examined Life Think & Reflect".

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Classic White Coffee Mug

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Mount Saint Helens May 18, 1980 Will Happen Again Shirts

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No need to be a geologist, seismologist, or volcanologist to enjoy this picture of Mount Saint Helens erupting on May 18th, 1980. Remind others that another eruption on Mount Saint Helens will happen again with any of these geological gifts! Memorable gifts for all those who were in the Pacific Northwest / Cascade region in mid-May 1980!

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