Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla AC Dynamo Electrical System Patent Neck Wear

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Scientist and inventor Nikola Tesla was way ahead of his time. "Father of the Radio" and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla won the "Battle of the Currents" with demonstrating the power of alternate current in his time. Recreated on these gifts is Nikola Tesla infamous AC Dynamo Electrical System U.S. Patent 390721.

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Center Of Cell Command Inside (Nucleus) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Cell biologists and those who enjoy being in control and at the center will smile and wink at any of these tongue-in-cheek biological attitude gifts featuring all of the key parts of nucleus. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to refer to: "Center Of Cell Command Inside". For all fans of eukaryotes!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Messenger Bags

tagged with: pi on a pie, baked pie, pi filled existence, mathematical constant, geek humor, scientific, humor, geek, mathematician, words and unwords, attitude, irrational number, word play, scientist, science, philosopher, existential, existence, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, pi humor saying, saying

No need to be a mathematician or math teacher to showcase your wry pi geek humor side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence".

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Courier Bags

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If you love to be caffeinated, you'll enjoy wry chemical geek humor the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (4-D Polytope) Dartboard With Darts

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4-dimensional polytope gifts for all those who are having "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable geek geometric humor gifts for anyone who thinks in the fourth dimension or in 4-D terms!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Pacifiers

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Stationery Design

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! Gifts for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Belt Buckles

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There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Give Your Evidence Don't Be Nervous Wonderland Greeting Card

tagged with: humor, words and unwords, john tenniel, wonderland, don't be nervous, lewis carroll, king of hearts, executed on the spot, quote, through the looking glass

Showcase your wry Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Kings of Hearts as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following passage from the book: "Give your evidence," said the King; "And don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot." Illogical Wonderland quote gifts for anyone who has ever had to provide evidence or face execution!

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I Don't Take Vacations (Bee) Messenger Bags

tagged with: i don't take vacations, bee, apiarist, beekeeper, vacation humor, work humor, bee illustration, words and unwords, bee humor, bee attitude, bee saying

Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring an illustration of a bee along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how hard bee work: "I Don't Take Vacations".

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: competitive genes inside,inside,competitive,genes,genetics,molecular biology,dna,dna replication,words and unwords,biology,humor,geek,attitude,saying,biologist,molecular biologist

Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Shirts

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Found iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: economist, economics, supply-and-demand curve, well-defined in theory, but often not found, theory versus practice, words and unwords, graph, supply, demand, geek, humor, attitude, econ

No need to be an economist to enjoy surfing the web and text with any of these cases featuring the supply-and-demand curve. Comes with the economic truism saying: "Equilibrium is well-defined in theory, but often not found in practice." Make others do a double-take at the difference between theory and practice with a dose of economics attitude today!

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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I Am Not Lost ... Just Taking The Scenic Route Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: i am not lost, just taking the scenic route, scenic route sign, sign, signage, humor, geek, direction, words and unwords, not lost, funny

Signage humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the following saying: "I Am Not Lost . . . Just Taking The Scenic Route". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel! Customizable background color for your travel needs.

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Monday, June 15, 2015

Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Custom Necklace

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Showcase your knowledge of the Higgs Boson with any of these gifts featuring the Higgs field along with the saying "Quantum Physicist Inside". Memorable educational science humor gifts for anyone into quantum mechanics!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron)

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Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy any of these wry anatomical nephron attitude gifts featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirts

tagged with: dna replication, inside, genes, dna, genetics, molecular biology, 2.5 percent neanderthal dna, neanderthal dna, words and unwords, paleontology, evolution, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside".

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My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced (Brain Anatomy) Bags For Laptop

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Showcase your wry anatomical and brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the following truism about your thoughts: "My Thinking Cannot Be Outsourced". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel and work on the computer!

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Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statisticians, stats, statistics, bell curve, standard deviation, statistical, humor, geek, funny, attitude, math, mathematician, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, methods, techniques

Showcase your wry statistical side with a dose of suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the truism stats saying: 'Statisticians Do It Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take about exactly what statisticians do when they think about statistics with these stats attitude gifts today! No need to be an average statistician to enjoy!

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Examining A Slice Of The Earth (Earth Science) Shirt

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No need to be an earth scientist to know about the various layers of the Earth with any of these educational, scientific earth science gifts! Featuring the saying: "Examining A Slice Of The Earth". Make others do a double-take about the various layers of the Earth, from core on outward to the atmospheric layers, today!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Decal For NOOK Color

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Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Love Is An Elemental Matter (Periodic Table) Dartboard

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If you love chemistry or are in love and believe that love is an elemental matter, you'll enjoy any of these Periodic Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in fancy script: "Love Is An Elemental Matter".

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla T Shirt

tagged with: wizard of wireless, nikola tesla, tesla, wireless genius, genius, wireless, father of radio, scientist, inventor, electrical engineer, alternating current, alternate current, humor, geek, attitude, electricity, electromagnetism, mechanical engineer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, mobile phone, science in society

Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetic attitude with the original "Wizard Of Wireless" Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Featuring wireless genius Nikola Tesla who was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity and is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Memorable gifts for anyone into wireless today!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: coded to start and stop,codon wheel,amino acids,rna codons,science,attitude,words and unwords,educational,molecular biology,protein synthesis

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Letterhead Template

Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Existential humor gifts for all who think about pi all the time - especially when eating pie!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) iPad Covers

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Showcase your wry caffeinated side with this Dodo case gift featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine". Great gift for any night owl who imbibes caffeine all the time!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Coasters

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Letterhead

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Clocks

Heartbeat My Internal Music (Electrocardiogram) Dartboards

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Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram attitude gifts featuring the saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music".

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Customized Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

Checkmate Is My Motto (Reflective Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with these memorable chess saying gifts today!

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Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote Wallclocks

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Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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I Don't Take Vacations (Bee) Belt Buckles

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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy any of these bee attitude gifts featuring an illustration of a bee along with the saying "I Don't Take Vacations". Make others do a double-take at how hard-working bees truly are in the animal kingdom!

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Card Deck

tagged with: competitive genes inside,dna,dna replication,geek,attitude,genes,genetics,molecular biology,words and unwords,science,humor,saying,competitive,biologist,geneticist,molecular biologist,scientist

Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Canvas Bags

Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Bag For Laptop

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If you love to sleep on trains, subways, buses, and the like, you'll enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi". Includes the pictogram of a sleeping/resting person. Signage humor laptop bag for all who love to snooze!

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Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Rectangular Sticker

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Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of educational humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Do Not Outsource Your Thinking". Sound advice brainy humor gifts that will be appreciated by teachers, philosophers, psychologists, and anyone who works in the information era and understands that one's brain cannot be outsourced!

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We All Regress To The Mean Eventually (Statistics) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry linear regression side with any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the stats truism saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean when you talk about the concept of "regression to the mean" with a dose of statistics attitude today!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Letterhead

What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Pet Tag

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In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Adult Apron

tagged with: earth, earth's layers, structure of the earth, rheological, geology, earth science, exosphere, core, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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Periodicity Essence My Existence (Periodic Table) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: periodicity, essence of my existence, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, chemistry teacher, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, existential, attitude, funny, table of elements, chemist, scientist

Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor with any of these Periodic Table of Elements saying gifts featuring the following existential phrase that many chemists and chemistry teachers can identify with: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". Educational, scientific geek attitude gifts for all who think about the Periodic Table of Elements!

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