Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, June 15, 2015

Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt

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Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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Carl Linnaeus Father Of Modern Taxonomy Shirt

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Naturalists, botanists, and biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Carl Linnaeus, Swedish botanist, physician, and zoologist, who laid the foundations for the modern scheme of binomial nomenclature in the 18th century. Linnaeus lived from 1707 to 1778 and is known as the "Father Of Modern Taxonomy". Memorable educational gifts for all fans of Linnaeus, also known as Carl von Linné after ennoblement or by his Latin name Carolus Linnæus.

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence". Existential humor gifts for all who think about pi all the time - especially when eating pie!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Skin For iPad 3

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If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Clock

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Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Tiles

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Do you consider yourself a fossil? No matter what your age, showcase your wry scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a true living fossil, the coelacanth, along with the saying "Living Fossil Inside". The coelacanths, which are related to lungfishes and tetrapods, were believed to have been extinct since the end of the Cretaceous period. They were considered the "missing link" between the fish and the tetrapods until the first Latimeria specimen was found off the east coast of South Africa, off the Chalumna River in 1938. Make others do a double-take on the subject of evolution and age -- particularly old age -- with any of these coelacanth attitude gifts!

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Wired For Heartbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Commuter Bags

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Showcase your knowledge of medical technology the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram along with the saying "Wired For Heartbeat". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Letterhead

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Postage Stamp

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Let your wry physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Time Passes Moment To Moment".

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Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess (Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life, generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success iPad Folio Case

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Motivational and inspirational quote by Thomas Edison for all those who never give up. Celebrate your persevering attitude today with this Thomas Edison quotation Dodo case gift featuring Edison's timeless and inspirational words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Wall Clocks

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Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following Wonderland truism saying: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink".

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts

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Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Watches

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Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a cross-out over a supply-and-demand curve graph along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about money matters: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium".

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Dart Board

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What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Sunday, June 14, 2015

Electromagnetic Spectrum (Wavelengths Comparison) iPhone 5 Cover

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No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring a comparison of varying wavelengths of the electromagnetic spectrum. "Electromagnetic Spectrum" gifts for those who know about the the range of all possible frequencies of electromagnetic radiation.

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle) Hand Towel

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Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle / tricarboxylic acid cycle) attitude is alive and well on this kitchen towel featuring the saying "It's All Organic". Memorable science humor saying gift for biochemists, biologists, chemists, scientists, and anyone into organic chemistry!

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Life Is A Renal Existence (Kidney Nephron) Postage Stamp

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Nephrologists, along with kidney donors and recipients, will enjoy sending correspondence with this wry anatomical nephron attitude stamp featuring the truism saying "Life Is A Renal Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific, medical fun with this postage featuring a kidney's nephron, complete with all key parts.

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I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop geek humor bag gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "I'll Put Off Thinking About My Procrastination Until Tomorrow Or Another Day In The Future".

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Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time Case For The iPad Mini

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Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the saying "Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time".

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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Bacteria Can't Live With Some Of Them & Can't Live Wall Clocks

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Discussing bacteria is often like discussing a two-edged sword. Showcase your wry prokaryotic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a bacterium / prokaryotic cell along with the following saying: "Bacteria Can't Live With Some Of Them & Can't Live Without Some Of Them". Make others do a double-take on what bacteria is all about, with tongue-in-cheek scientific nuance!

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Round Wall Clock

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In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Belt Buckles

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) iPhone 4S Skin

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) T Shirts

Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

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Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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My Life Is Nothing More Than A Pi Filled Existence Dartboards

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Dart Board

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Samsung Galaxy S3 Cover

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No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Laptop Skin

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No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Award

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here iPhone 5 Covers

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Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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I Love Beekeeping (Bee) Clock

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Are you a beekeeper? Do you love beekeeping? You'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee illustration along with the saying "I Love Beekeeping" in Love Letters font. Memorable bee attitude gifts for all beekeepers and apiarists!

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Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for perfectionism? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". Memorable biology geek humor gifts for all who love to be perfect!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Tee Shirt

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Letterhead Template

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Timeless quote by Leonardo da Vinci on any of these gifts featuring a self-portrait of the Renaissance artist and scientific genius along with the following quotation: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Beverage Pitchers

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Make others do a double-take with any of these supply-and-demand curve gifts featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with any of these educational, economical truism sayings! No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Ceramic Tile

Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi (Sign Humor) Stamp

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Showcase your wry sleepyhead style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a pictogram of a person resting on a bed along with the saying "Sleep My Favorite Modus Operandi".

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Totally Solid At My Core (Layers Of The Earth) Shirts

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Are you a totally solid person at the core level? Showcase your wry earth science attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different layers of the Earth, with Earth, of course, having a solid core. Comes with the double-entendre scientific saying "Totally Solid At My Core". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational humor today!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Round Wallclocks

Tesla Our Machinery Driven Power Obtainable At Any Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Introduce yourself with a dose of wireless attitude with any of these business cards featuring a timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" inventor, scientist, and electrical engineer, Nikola Tesla, who once noted the following: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe."

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