Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Walk Along The Timeline Of Life Biology Evolution Tee Shirt

tagged with: walk along the,timeline of life,life,biology,evolution,earth's history,billions of years,science,educational,words and unwords,geek,attitude,timeline,life history on earth,life on earth,natural historian

Showcase your biological side with any of these gifts featuring a timeline of life on Earth as we know it, starting with billions of years ago through the present-day. Comes with the truism caption "Walk Along The Timeline Of Life". Educational, evolution attitude gifts for all!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Photo Plaques

tagged with: words and unwords, hungry for some pi, geek, humor, pi saying, mathematical constant, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, query

If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Tiles

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Awards

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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Sustained Heartbeat Inside (ECG/EKG) Dartboards

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, sustained heartbeat inside, medical humor

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat: "Sustained Heartbeat Inside".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Wallclock

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Get A Mental Workout Play Chess (Reflective Chess) T-shirts

tagged with: chess teachers, mental workout, get a mental workout, words and unwords, chess players, play chess, chess advice, chess humor, reflective chess set, chess

Do you like to get a mental workout by playing chess? Showcase your wry chess attitude with a dose of sound chess advice with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Get A Mental Workout Play Chess". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy! Memorable chess advice gifts for all who like to exercise their brain by playing the great game of chess!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Pitcher

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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I Love Beekeeping (Bee) Belt Buckle

tagged with: i love beekeeping, beekeeping, beekeeper, apiarist, bee, bee illustration, bee fan, bee lover, words and unwords, bee saying, saying

Are you a beekeeper? Do you love beekeeping? You'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee illustration along with the saying "I Love Beekeeping" in Love Letters font. Memorable bee attitude gifts for all beekeepers and apiarists!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Tshirt

tagged with: science is in my genes,genes,genetics,molecular biologist,dna,dna replication,words and unwords,science,scientist,science teacher,molecular biology,geek,humor,attitude,saying

Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Trust Me I'm Your Partner (Bridge Card Suits) Tshirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice at any partnership desk: "Trust Me I'm Your Partner".

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Wall Clock

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Letterhead Design

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Make others do a double-take with any of these supply-and-demand curve gifts featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with any of these educational, economical truism sayings! No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Courier Bag

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Showcase your wry optical illusion side the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring "Motion Illusion". Just stare at the circles for a while and watch them move!

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Some People Have A Photographic Memory (Camera) Letterhead Template

tagged with: signs, signage, camera, photography, psyche, psychologist, memory, photographic memory, geek, words and unwords, psychology, funny, humor, attitude, saying, joke, film, lifestyle, some people have, they just don't carry any

Funny signage humor gifts for all who have a photographic memory, but just don't carry any film!

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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Celebrate Freedom (Android Software Developer) Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: android, bug droid, robot, celebrate freedom, saying, software developer, software development, software engineer, open source, july 4th geek, geek, humor, itude, programmer, liberty, freedom, software freedom, words and unwords, mock statue of liberty, development companies

How free are you as a software developer in the open source world? No need to be a die-hard liberty lover to enjoy wry Android humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid dressed up like the Statue of Liberty, complete with seven spikes, torch, ebook reader, and ball-and-chain on the foot. Show your tongue-in-cheek itude with a dose of open source attitude with any of these "Celebrate Freedom" gifts! No need to wait until July 4th to celebrate your freedom in the software world! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) T-shirts

tagged with: jerk circuit, life is nothing but a, jerk, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, words and unwords, physicist, jolt, surge, equation, mechanics, electrical engineer, saying, attitude, life metaphor, educational, funny, mechanical engineer

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Letterhead Template

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

Showcase your wry biochemistry / chemistry sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following scientific rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Light-Dependent) iPod Touch 5G Covers

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

No need to be a die-hard environmentalist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with this iPod touch case featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take with sound medical and biological advice the next time you surf the web!

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Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: software developers, java, java's duke, programmer, open source, know how to surf, surf through time, words and unwords, software development, software engineer, geek, attitude, humor

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the saying "Software Developers Know How To Surf Through Time".

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Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant (Humor) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: some days i feel, i need, brain transplant, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, neurosurgeon, funny, brainy, anatomical

Brain humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant".

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Life Is A Monty Hall Problem (Three Doors) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: life is a monty hall,monty hall problem,humor,geek,three doors,open door with goat,statistics,stats,words and unwords,psychologist,statistician,geek humor,attitude,funny,saying,truism

If you know about the infamous "Monty Hall Problem", you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring three doors, with a goat behind an opened door, along with the truism caption "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical, probabilistic attitude toward life with these Monty Hall problem saying gifts!

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Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Shirt

tagged with: geology is a core subject, layers of the earth, earth's layers, mantle, core, geology, geological, geologist, core subject, earth science, earth scientist, science, attitude, saying, truism, scientist, humor, geek, educational, funny, words and unwords

Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, chemist, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, saying, humor, geek, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Vintage Me (Wine Grape Berry) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: vintage me, wine grape berry, wine grape, grape, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, psyche, psychology, humor, geek, attitude, wine fan, wine connoisseur, scientist, wine making, wine tasting

Surf the web with a dose of wine grape berry anatomical attitude with any of these cases featuring the saying "Vintage Me", along with a diagram of all of the key parts to a wine grape berry. Memorable cases for any wine connoisseur!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: nikola tesla,wireless,genius,scientist,scientific man,does not aim,immediate result,lives,labors,words and unwords,inspirational,hopes,quote,quotation,physicist,wizard of wireless,advanced ideas,planter,future,lay the foundation

Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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I'm So Catabolic (Proteinogenic Amino Acids) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: i'm so catabolic, diagram, proteinogenic, amino acids, catabolism, biology, biochemistry, words and unwords, geek, humor

Showcase your wry catabolic side with any of these biochemistry / biology attitude gifts featuring proteinogenic amino acids along with the saying "I'm So Catabolic".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: geography, geographer, 3-d, visual, satellite, photo, picture earth, northern patagonia, patagonia, argentina, science, scientist, aerial, satellite imagery, plains, mountains, south america, stereoscopic image pair, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional

Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Skin For iPod Touch 4G

tagged with: words and unwords, hungry for some pi, geek, humor, pi saying, mathematical constant, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, query

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Premium Gift Boxes

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Circle Of Life (Phylogenetic Tree Of Life Biology) iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: circle of life, biology, biologist, evolution, circular phylogenetic tree of life, science, geek humor, humor, itude, scientist, paleontologist, bacteria, saying, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, science teacher

If you're into evolution or biology, you'll enjoy this gift featuring the phylogenetic tree of life in a circle -- i.e., "The Circle Of Life". Make others do a double-take with wry scientific geek humor the next time you surf the web!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Round Clock

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

Signs Of Life Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Dart Boards

tagged with: signs of life inside, inside, signs of life, emt, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, doctor, humor, saying, sinus rhythm, cardiologists

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Belt Buckles

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Square Sticker

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, think before you act, play chess, game of chess, chess advice, reflective chess set, chess, chess teacher, chess player

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Ceramic Tile

Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

tagged with: science is in my genes,genes,genetics,molecular biologist,dna,dna replication,words and unwords,science,scientist,science teacher,molecular biology,geek,humor,attitude,saying

Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Bag

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Ceramic Tile

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist

Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) iPad 3 Decal

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Decals For The NOOK

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: grow the ecosystem, geek, software engineer, software developer, software development, brown tree of things, attitude, saying, words and unwords, advice, funny, humor

Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring unofficial mascot Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on its belly along with the following caption in Droid font: "Grow The Ecosystem". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Keychain

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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