Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, June 13, 2015

It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Wall Clocks

tagged with: it's all organic, tcac, krebs cycle, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, biochemist

Showcase your wry scientific attitude the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "It's All Organic". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of biochemical humor today!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Tags For Bags

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java's duke, software developer, software engineer, saying, programmer, geek, humor, open source, computer engineer, attitude, words and unwords, software engineering

If you're a software developer or software engineer, you'll enjoy this iPad case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling a lever and moving a virtual mountain in the background. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains".

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks

tagged with: brain, psychology, words and unwords, consciousness, anatomy, conscience, psyche, medicine, sum of your parts, geek humor

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing T-shirt

tagged with: unleash your statistical self,do hypothesis testing,hypothesis testing,stats,geek,humor,statistician,mathematician,psychologist,word and unwords,funny saying,geek humor,educational,statistical errors,statistical,statistics,saying

Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Courier Bags

tagged with: be fundamental know your elements, elements, elemental, periodic table of elements, be fundamental, words and unwords, know your elements, chemistry, chemist, science, geek, humor, attitude, saying, educational

Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side with a dose of chemical geek attitude the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the following scientific saying: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Educational, elemental fun for all! No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) Shirt

tagged with: earth science, crust, saying, truism, geek, science, humor, attitude, convection, earth scientist, geology, geologist, convection system, mantle, earth, plate tectonics, word play, funny, words and unwords

No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with these gifts with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude gifts for all with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Clock

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: plant biotechnology in perspective, biotechnology, perspective, plant, biology, agriculture, cisgenesis, transgenesis, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biologist, plant molecular biologist, scientist, cultivar, conventional breeding

Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: words and unwords, hungry for some pi, geek, humor, pi saying, mathematical constant, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, query

If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) Messenger Bag

tagged with: this machine is powered by, chocolate, chocolate molecule, chemistry, chemical molecule, chocoholic, words and unwords, theobromine, geek, humor, attitude, chocolate fan

Chocolate fans will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the chemical molecule, theobromine, the active ingredient in chocolate. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are powered by: "This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine)". Scientific geek humor for any chocoholic!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Dartboards

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Custom Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Dart Board

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Tee Shirt

tagged with: think before you act,play chess,chess,reflective chess set,game of chess,chess teacher,chess player,words and unwords,chess advice,chess saying,chess humor,chess philosophy

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Puzzle

tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Long Apron

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Welcome To Preppers County (Sign Humor) Skins For Kindle Fire

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Are you ready for Armageddon? Or at least, a common natural disaster scenario such as flood or earthquake? Showcase your attitude toward being prepared with any of these sign humor gifts featuring the county transportation sign along with the saying "Welcome To Preppers County".

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Stamps

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Showcase your wry supply-and-demand curve econ side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp that will make others do a double-take: "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Econ geek humor postage for all who run households!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Galaxy SII Case

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Friday, June 12, 2015

Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Baby Pacifiers

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within Bag For Laptop

tagged with: citric acid cycle machinery, embedded within, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, saying, humor

Showcase your wry citric acid / Krebs cycle side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the scientific truism "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within".

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Baby Pacifiers

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Java Duke Pulling Lever) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

Software engineers and programmers don't actually do the lifting per se, but most software developers can identify with any of these iPad case gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling a lever that moves a machine picking up a digital mountain in the background. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "I Move Mountains At Work". Memorable gifts for your favorite software engineer!

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Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

tagged with: brain, psychology, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, anatomical, awakened, awakened brain inside, psyche, geek

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

tagged with: words and unwords, statistical confidence, i am right about 95, bell curve, normal distribution curve, humor, statistics, 95 percent of the time, geek, 95 percent confident

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: live large love chemistry, chemistry, chemist, chemistry major, geek humor, periodic table fo elements, chemistry saying, words and unwords, elements, geek, humor, saying, funny

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Nikola Tesla Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Device Bicycle Poker Cards

tagged with: inventor, words and unwords, nikola tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, harnessed cosmic rays, motive device, physicist, tesla quote, wireless geek

Showcase your wizard of wireless attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Father of Radio" and "Father of Wireless" Nikola Tesla along with one of his infamous quotes: "I Have Harnessed The Cosmic Rays And Caused Them To Operate A Motive Device". No need to be a genius to know about the impact of wireless on today's technology and society!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Pullover Sweatshirts

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Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: words and unwords, hungry for some pi, geek, humor, pi saying, mathematical constant, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, query

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Poster

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your fifth dimension side with this poster featuring a cube drawn with five dimensions along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, ekg, medicine, wanted normal heartbeat, normal sinus rhythm, emt, medical personnel

My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Stamps

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor with this postage featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting intellectual style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with this magnetic quadrupole moment stamp the next time you send correspondence!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) Stationery

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Customized Letterhead

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA Tee Shirts

tagged with: mental toughness, part of my dna, dna, geek, psyche, biopsychology, dna humor, dna replication, words and unwords, molecular biologist, psychologist, scientist, attitude, saying

Are you a mentally tough person? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Mental Toughness Is Part Of My DNA". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bio-psychology geek attitude today!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

tagged with: do not invest, in a stock, priced for perspection, stock market, stock market graph, sign, signage, economics, investors, words and unwords, value investing, do it yourself investor, geek, humor, advice, econ, stockbroker, financier, investor, invest, investment advice

Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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Welcome To Night Owl County (Signs) Tee Shirts

tagged with: transportation, signs, signage, humor, attitude, night owl, welcome to night owl county, county sign, funny, late night, wordsunwords, wordandunwords, welcome, night owl county, saying, lifestyle

Are you a night owl? Do you stay up into the wee hours of the morning? Showcase your wry night owl side with a dose of transportation signage humor fun with any of these gifts featuring the county sign that says "Welcome To Night Owl County". No need to be working the graveyard shift or studying until 3AM in the morning to enjoy!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Tiles

Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tshirt

Energy Production Inside (Krebs Cycle) Computer Bag

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, energy production inside, energy, krebs cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, inside, tcac, energy cycle

Do you have lots of energy when you're traveling to and from a location? Showcase your wry biochemical side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Production Inside".

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