Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, June 12, 2015

Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Candy Dishes

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Waves Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: rayleigh wave, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, waves, physics, earthquakes, just roll along their waves, wave, physicist, advice, saying, scientist, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational

No need to have been in an earthquake to enjoy seismology attitude with any of these Rayleigh wave gifts. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "When Earthquakes Arrive Just Roll Along Their Waves". Rayleigh waves are a type of surface acoustic wave that travels on solids and are of a rolling nature, similar to ocean surface waves. Make others do a double-take at exactly what happens during an earthquake with a dose of educational geophysics surface wave advice today!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Custom Letterhead

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Dart Boards

tagged with: live large love chemistry, chemistry, chemist, chemistry major, geek humor, periodic table fo elements, chemistry saying, words and unwords, elements, geek, humor, saying, funny

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Square Sticker

tagged with: warning, geek, words and unwords, synapse, neuron, faulty connections inside, geek humor, neurology, anatomy, biology

Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these anatomical advice gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of neurotransmitter attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists From Franklin To Morse Bicycle Card Deck

tagged with: quote, nikola tesla, quotation, words and unwords, scientist, clear thinkers, one must be sane, thinker, geek, tesla

Tesla fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of Nikola Tesla along with one of his quotations about sanity and science: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." No need to be an electrical engineer or scientist to enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quotation gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Laptop Skins

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) iPhone 5C Cover

tagged with: serotonin, humor, chemical molecule, biochemistry, chemistry, geek, this machine is powered by, molecular structure, words and unwords, powered by serotonin

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Skins For Laptops

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Galaxy S5 Covers

tagged with: i am comfortable in my, own skin, skin, skin layers, dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, skin anatomy, saying, truism, funny, attitude, realist

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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I'm Confused At The Moment (Quadrupole Moment) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: magnets, moment, physics, magnetic quadrupole moment, i'm confused at the moment, geek, humor, physicist, physics major, words and unwords, science, scientist, double entendre, magnetism, confusion, saying, truism, psychology, truisms, psyche

No need to be a confused physics major or physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek geek humor with any of these gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the truism saying "I'm Confused At The Moment". Double-entendre word-play gifts for all who know about the term "moment" in the world of physics!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Showcase your wry bridge sense of humor the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing The Game Of Bridge". Memorable business cards for any bridge teacher, bridge club owner, or avid bridge player!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Ringer Coffee Mug

tagged with: relaxing is in my dna, dna, dna replication, genes, genetics, molecular biology, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, saying, relaxation, relax, biologist, scientist

If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory Not Often Postage

tagged with: supply-and-demand curve, economics, economist, humor, equilibrium, truism, psychology, rational behavior, geek, words and unwords, saying, psyche, irrational behavior, attitude, money, shopping

Showcase your wry economics sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the supply-and-demand curve in equilibrium along with the following truism saying: "Equilibrium Is Well-Defined In Theory But Often Not Found In Practice".

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Postage

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Showcase your wry optical illusion side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the optical illusion of "Motion Illusion". Just stare at it and the image will appear to move!

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The Road Of Life Is Slippery When You Least Expect T-shirts

tagged with: philosophy, thinker, philosopher, saying, humor, geek, funny, traffic sign, transportation sign, engineer, divorce, road of life, slippery, signs, signage, truism, inspirational, motivational, sarcasm, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, attitude, lifestyle

Do you often find the road of life to be slippery when you least expect it to be? No matter what you do for a living, showcase your thoughtful wry attitude with any of these traffic signs, along with the saying "The Road Of Life Is Slippery When You Least Expect It". Truism reflective attitude gifts for all who find the road of life to be slippery in certain spots!

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Thursday, June 11, 2015

Power Relationships In Physics (Wheel Chart) Oval Sticker

tagged with: power relationships in physics, illustration, chart wheel, physics, physicist, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, equations, humor, power, power relationships, voltage, current, resistance

Showcase your knowledge of the power relationships in physics with any of these gifts featuring a wheel cart of the equations of power, current, voltage, and resistance -- i.e., the "Power Relationships In Physics". No need to be a physics teacher to enjoy wry geek humor today!

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Burn Scars In Central Africa (Picture Earth) Tshirt

tagged with: environment, burn scars in central africa, agriculture, geography, words and unwords, geographer, landscape, visible earth, satellite photo, picture earth, burn scars, environmentalism, satellite imagery, central africa, satellite, environmentalist, earth science, science in society

No need to have traveled to Central Africa and the Congo region to understand that it is being threatened by human activities. Showcase vivid satellite photo imagery with any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring "Burn Scars In Central Africa". The photo shows the harsh environmental consequences due to the slash-and-burn farming -- and the tremendous impact that human activities have on their landscape. Environmental awareness gifts for all!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Towel

tagged with: nephrologist inside, kidney, nephron, inside, nephrologist, nephrology, renal attitude, renal, saying, words and unwords, educational, scientiifc, medical, medicine

My Life Follows A Certain Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Computer Bag

tagged with: my life follows, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, certain cycle, saying, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, scientist, funny, energy, atp, chemistry, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy!

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The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Postage

tagged with: atp, words and unwords, the making of atp, photosynthesis, biology, biochemistry, photosynthetic attitude, from light to energy, chloroplast

Showcase your educational, scientific, biochemical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "The Making Of ATP".

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Cover For The iPad Mini

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be a fan of Mars to enjoy wry geek humor the next time you surf the web with this iPad case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding a Martian rover -- whether Spirit or Opportunity is up to you! Make others do a double-take about your open source Martian side the next time you surf the web with the saying: "Open Source Martians Inside".

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Laptop Bag

tagged with: brain, brainy, anatomy, medical, anatomical, never mind, geek, psyche, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor)".

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Tshirt

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In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Clocks

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts

tagged with: plate tectonics, trench, mariana trench, deepest point in earth's oceans, geography, geographer, earth science, earth scientist, seismologist, oceanographer, educational, scientific, science, words and unwords, geology, geologist, wordsandunwords, educational resources

No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Billions And Billions Of These (Prokaryote) Inside iPad 3 Skins

tagged with: prokaryote, bacteria, biologist, inside, microbiologist, bacterium, geek, humor, words and unwords, medical, microbiology, flagella, saying, truism, definition, biological, attitude, funny, scientific, scientist, science, educational, health, medicine

There are, whether you like it or not, billions and billions of bacteria inside of us. Showcase your wry microbiological sense of humor with any of these prokaryotic attitude gifts featuring a prokaryote, along with the saying "Billions & Billions Of These Inside". Make others do a double-take at exactly what lies within all of us with any of these scientific geek humor gifts!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Pitcher

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Bags For Laptop

tagged with: slow down, neuron, synapse, let your synapses fire, anatomy, medical, humor, geek, saying, words and unwords, funny, anatomical, thinker, philosopher, psychology

Showcase your wry neuronal side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire". Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of sound anatomical humor today!

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Nikola Tesla Alternate Currents Mechanical Nature Card Deck

tagged with: rarefied gases, alternate currents, quote, inventor, words and unwords, physicist, physics, alternating current, nikola tesla, tesla quote

Electrical engineers, physicists, and advocates of wireless will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Wizard of Wireless" and "Father of Radio", Nikola Tesla, along with one of his quotes on alternate currents: "Alternate currents, especially of high frequencies, pass with astonishing freedom through even slightly rarefied gases. The upper strata of the air are rarefied. To reach a number of miles out into space requires the overcoming of difficulties of a merely mechanical nature."

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: team autotroph, plant cell, biology, biologist, botanist, food producer, autotroph, scientific, words and unwords, educational, environmentalist, geek, humor, attitude, saying

No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Galaxy SII Cover

This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Case-Mate iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Wallclock

Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Letterhead Design

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) Personalized Letterhead

Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase heartbeat rhythm attitude with these business cards with the truism saying: "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Customizable business cards for your EMT needs!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Decals For The iPad 2

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire Tile

Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Tshirts

tagged with: geneticists view life, from a twisted perspective, genes, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, humor, saying, words and unwords, geek, molecular biology, biologist, scientist, educational, funny

Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Deck Of Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: wisdom is the daughter, daughter of experience, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, experience, wisdom, genius, quote, quotation, words and unwords, advice, observation, scientist, artist, polymath

Timeless advice is found on this laptop bag featuring the self-portrait of Renaissance scientist and artist Leonardo da Vinci along with one of his infamous observation quotes: "Wisdom is the daughter of experience." Memorable gift for all who know about the connection between wisdom and experience.

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No One Is Immune To Inflation Upward March Prices Postage Stamp

tagged with: economics, consumer price index, historian, political economy, political economist, cpi, money, words and unwords, inflation, no one is immune, united states, history, economist, saying, truism, definition, graph, price, time, attitude, humor, geek

Featuring the United States Consumer Price Index over time, this stamp comes with the wry economic attitude truism saying: "No One Is Immune To Inflation - The Relentless Upward March Of Prices Over Time". Make others do a double-take in historical perspective on the economics topic of inflation with this econ saying definition postage! No need to be an economic historian or political economist to enjoy!

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Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

tagged with: speed limit, physics, light, light speed, geek, humor, transportation sign, 186282.397, miles per second, words and unwords, physicist, attitude, funny, scientist, engineer, traffic sign, signs, signage, mps, science teacher, educational, truism, saying, truisms

Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Are You Seasick Yet? (Motion Illusion) Postage

tagged with: optical illusion, motion illusion, circles that appear to move, words and unwords, illusion, are you seasick yet, psyche, perception, geek humor, seasickness

If you've ever been seasick, you'll enjoy wry optical illusion humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamps featuring the classic motion illusion along with the following rhetorical query "Are You Seasick Yet?" Just stare at the image and the dots will begin to move!

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