Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Study Of Brain Physiology (Leonardo da Vinci) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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No need to be a neurosurgeon or brain surgeon to enjoy any of these scientific Renaissance drawing business cards featuring Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci's "Study Of Brain Physiology" in 1508. Showcase your healthcare and artistic side with any of these business cards the next time you introduce yourself!

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Herpetologist Inside (Symptoms Of A Snake Bite) Samsung Galaxy S4 Covers

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No need to be a herpetologist -- i.e., one who studies reptiles and amphibians -- to enjoy wry anatomical and physiological humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the symptoms of a snake bite. Includes the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Herpetologist Inside". Make others do a double-take about who is mostly likely to have been bitten by a snake with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Customized Stationery

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts!

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Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Postcard

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Do you pay attention? Encourage others to pay attention with any of these biological anatomical neuron / synapse attitude gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Caption says it all: "Just Pay Attention". Sound advice humor gifts for all who frequently need a reminder to pay attention! No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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The Lineage Of Algae (Taxonomy) Tee Shirt

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Showcase the evolutionary history of algae with this taxonomic diagram featuring "The Lineage Of Algae". Perfect cladistics gift tee for any biologist or ecologist who is interested in algae. Educational, scientific attitude fun for all who eat seaweed, algae, etc.!

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) Dart Boards

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Are you powered by chocolate? Showcase your wry chemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical molecule theobromine, the active ingredient in chocolate, along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered by Chocolate".

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Copy Code At >40 WPM (International Morse Code) Deck Of Cards

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Showcase your recognition of Morse code with a dose of intelligent fun with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Copy Code at >40 WPM". If you know how to read/interpret Morse code, you'll enjoy these memorable "old-school" texting gifts! No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy!

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Strong Rhythm Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be in love to have a strong heartbeat. Showcase your "Strong Rhythm Inside" with a dose of health humor with any of these gifts featuring a heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG). Make others do a double-take at the strong rhythm inside of you with any of the educational medical attitude gifts!

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Celebrate Several Moments (Quadrupole Moment) Round Wallclock

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Do you celebrate several cherished moments in your life? Showcase wry physics humor with any of these magnetic quadrupole moment gifts featuring the saying "Celebrate Several Moments". Make others do a double-take on the definition of moment -- both in the physics world and in the special occasion world -- with any of these double-entendre geek attitude truism gifts!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work iPhone 4 Case-Mate Cases

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Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Bridge Is My Obsession (Card Suits Bridge Humor) Tees

If you are an avid bridge player and consider yourself to be obsessed with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is My Obsession". Let the world know exactly what you are obsessed with at your next bridge game!

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Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life (Econ) Shirt

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Showcase your economics side with a dose of econ humor with any of these supply and demand curve gifts! Economics saying says it all: "Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life". Educational social science truism gifts for all who understand how bounded they are by the forces of economics!

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Study Of Brain Physiology (Leonardo da Vinci) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

My Wife & My Mother-In-Law (Optical Ilusion) Commuter Bags

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Showcase your knowledge of gestalt the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the infamous optical illusion "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law".

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Yield To Deflation (Economics Humor Sign) Tee Shirts

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Is deflation on the way? Showcase your wry economic humor side with this traffic sign/transportation sign gift tee that features the "Yield Sign" pointing "To Deflation". No matter what economic situation you are in, always yield to deflation!

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Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Software developers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug droid lettering for all letters for the saying "Software Developer Inside". Make others do a double-take with open source quixotic attitude today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just How Negative Do You Think I Am? (Beta-Neg.) Tshirt

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No need to be a nuclear physicist to ask this key question -- relating to yourself, of course -- with any of these wry science humor gifts featuring beta-negative decay. In beta-negative decay, the weak interaction converts a neutron into a proton while emitting an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. The diagram shows the conversion of a down quark to an up quark by emission of a W⁻ boson; the W⁻ boson subsequently decays into an electron and an electron anti-neutrino. Comes with the geek attitude inquiry for all who love to criticize at the quantum level: "Just How Negative Do You Think I Am?" Keep others guessing with any of these educational, physics humor gifts!

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No Weather Pattern Can Shock Me Anymore Custom Ties

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If you have experienced rain, snow, and lightning all in one day and understand the variability in weather that comes with climate change, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the saying "No Weather Pattern Can Shock Me Anymore". Make others do a double-take about climate change and its effects on our lives with a dose of meteorological attitude today!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Fridge Magnets

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Biochemistry is a part of us, whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day!

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Nephrologist Inside (Kidney Nephron) Poker Cards

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Nephrologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Nephrologist Inside". Educational, scientific gifts for all who think about their kidneys and excretory functions from a medical perspective!

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Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Bicycle Playing Cards

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No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted (Brain Humor) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Do you have an opened mind? No need to be a neurologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Comes with the various parts of the human brain labeled, as well as the saying "An Opened Mind Should Not Be Wasted". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you mean the next time you introduce yourself!

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99.7% Confident Within 3 Standard Deviations Mean Classic White Coffee Mug

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Showcase your statistical attitude side with any of these gifts that include the wry saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make everyone do a double-take at your level of confidence!

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Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) T-shirt

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Geological age humor is found on these gifts that features the various epochs, eons, and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Cover For The iPad Mini

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek saying: "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Tote Bags

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No need to be a wine conoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others with these biological attitude gifts today!

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Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Classic White Coffee Mug

Mutations Are Not All Alike (Genetics Humor) T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes!

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3-D Stereoscopic Image Pair Honolulu, Oahu Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to have visited the capital of Hawaii to enjoy this 3-D stereoscopic image pair of Honolulu, Oahu from outer space. Vivid satellite imagery, plus instructions on how to view Honolulu in 3-D. Take others on a visual adventure with any of these Picture Earth gifts today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) Laptop Decal

Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Dry-Erase Boards

Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Greeting Card

Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Tshirts

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Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Awesome DNA Inside Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you are not modest about your DNA, you'll enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific gifts featuring DNA replication along with the immodest saying "Awesome DNA Inside". Complete with labels of all key parts of DNA replication. Timeless humor gifts for all those who believe that they have awesome DNA inside!

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Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life (Econ) Classic White Coffee Mug

Mechanics Paradise Of Mathematical Sciences Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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If you're a mathematician or a scientist or engineer, you'll enjoy any of these Leonardo da Vinci quotes featuring a self-portrait of this genius along with the following quote on mechanics: "Mechanics is the paradise of the mathematical sciences because by means of it one comes to the fruits of mathematics." da Vinci was a polymath who made a lasting contribution on numerous fields, including anatomy, mathematics, art, medicine, and engineering. Showcase your labors with any of these scientific, intellectual da Vinci quote gifts!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Optical Illusion Bags For Laptop

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Showcase your optical illusion fan side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the concept of emergence along with the following caption: "Do You See A Dalmatian?" Make others do a double-take on what appears from a background of black and white splotches today!

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Welcome To Insomnia County (Traffic Sign Humor) Tees

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Do you have insomnia? Can't sleep at night? Showcase your tongue-in-cheek sense of humor with this traffic sign / transportation sign gift tee featuring "Welcome To Insomnia County". Let others know how sleepless you really are wherever you go when you wear this signage attitude t-shirt!

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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Software Developer Inside (Bug Droid Font Letters) Tshirts

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Mass Spring Damper (Physics) Shirt

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Do you work with springs? No need to be a physicist to enjoy wry educational scientific humor with any of these physics attitude gifts feauring the mass spring damper. Make others do a double-take at the physics involved in any spring-based system with a dose of mechanics fun!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Refrigerator Magnets

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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal".

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

Team Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent Reactions) iPhone 4 Covers

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Showcase your photosynthetic, autotrophic sense of style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". No need to be a botanist, biologist, biochemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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