Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, May 25, 2015

Global Warming Means More Derechos Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: global warming means more derechos, global warming, words and unwords, weather, meteorologist, derechos, climate change, meteorology, severe weather, global warming effects

Showcase your earth scientific meteorological style with this laptop bag featuring two different types of derechos along with the saying "Global Warming Means More Derechos".

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My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, atp, geek, humor, complex cycle, my life just operates, words and unwords, biology, chemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, science, scientist, attitude, funny, saying, truism, tcac, medical, doctor, nurse, medicine

If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!

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Building Blocks For A Healthy Life Kidney Nephron Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: building blocks,for a healthy life,kidney,nephron,renal attitude,renal,nephrology,nephrologist,words and unwords,dialysis patient,life saying,medical,medicine,saying,attitude,educational,scientific

Nephrologists and dialysis patients will enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Building Blocks For A Healthy Life" in Baby Blocks font. Make others do a double-take at their own renal function today!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Dartboard

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

No need to program in Java to enjoy any of these software developer / software engineer gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain along with the saying "I Move Mountains At Work". Make everyone do a double-take at what you do with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

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Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter (Brain) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: take a break,revitalize your grey matter,brain,anatomy,words and unwords,anatomical,medical,medicine,saying,truism,advice,rest,grey matter,brainy humor

Do you like to take a break now and then? Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of brainy humor with any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain. Includes the saying: "Take A Break Revitalize Your Grey Matter". No need to be a psychologist or neurologist to enjoy!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics Tees

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation (Sun) Laptop Bag

tagged with: get ready to be bombarded, by solar radiation, sun, solar, solar flare, solar radiation, astronomy, astronomer, words and unwords, scientific, geomagnetic, geomagnetic storm

Astronomers and those who study solar flares will enjoy this laptop bag featuring our Sun. Image on the laptop bag is positioned such that the line "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation" does not show; instead the image of the solar flare/Sun is shown to cover entire bag print area.

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) T-shirt

tagged with: subduction leads to orogeny, orogeny, subduction, plate tectonics, earthquake, humor, geek, words and unwords, saying, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, continental plates, diagram, educational, geology, seismology, earth science

Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Elemental Material (Periodic Table Of Elements) Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: elemental material, periodic table of elements, chemistry, periodic table, scientific, geek, humor, saying, elements, words and unwords, attitude

Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism caption for die-hard fan of the elements: "Elemental Material". Memorable gifts for any chemist or chemistry major!

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Gold Nugget Inside Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: gold, nugget, inside, chemistry, gold nugget inside, science, chemist, golden, noble metal, words and unwords, humor, geek, attitude, saying, gold nugget, lifestyle

Do you wear a gold crown or lots of gold jewelry? Showcase your wry chemistry side with any of these gifts featuring a gold nugget along with the saying "Gold Nugget Inside" that will make others guess about what you feel inside! Make others do a double-take with any of these Words & Unwords gold nugget gifts!

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Wine Grape Berry Anatomy (Scientific Diagram) Tote Bag

tagged with: grape, wine, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, fruit, anatomy, anatomical, attitude, diagram, key parts, scientific, educational, botany, botanical, biology, biologist, scientist, wine lover, wine maker, grape fan, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

If you ever wanted to know about grapes and/or wine, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific diagrams of all of the key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry. Make others do a double-take the next time they eat a grape or have a sip of wine with these botanical and biological gifts! No need to be a wine lover to enjoy!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Refrigerator Magnet

tagged with: attention deficit disorder, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, blame, attention, anatomy, anatomical, biology, humor, attitude, geek, funny, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, attention span, medical, doctor, nurse, psyche, psychology, psychologist, physician, neurologist, neural networks, words and unwords

If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Biotechnology Shirts

tagged with: biotechnology, biotech, biology, brewing, the earliest application of biotechnology, application, earliest, saying, monks, vintage, historical, truism, humor, geek, attitude, educational, wood carving, wood cut, medieval times, middle ages, wordsunwords, science, scientist, wine, beer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, methods, techniques

Brewers and those who enjoy wine, beer, and malts will enjoy this woodcut / wood carving historical picture gift tee that says "Brewing - The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Showcase your biotech side with a dose of intelligent, educational fun. Perfect gift for modern day brewers!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On A Pie) Postage Stamps

tagged with: eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, mathematician, math, scientist, hungry, words and unwords, pi day, constant, scientific, appetite, geek, humor, brain teaser, math teacher, attitude, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry pi humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the following rhetorical question that will make all pi fans do a double-take: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?"

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Dart Boards

tagged with: science, atp, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, biochemist, chemical formula, adenosine triphosphate, humor, biology, geek

No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know that you are powered by adenosine triphosphate (ATP). Showcase your wry chemical molecule geek side with any of these gifts featuring the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Bicycle Card Decks

tagged with: wanted, words and unwords, code, morse code, a world filled with morse, geek, humor, samuel morse, international morse code

No need to be a pilot, amateur radio operator, or communication historian to appreciate any of these wry educational technology humor gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the saying "Wanted: A World Filled With Morse".

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Anchiceratops (Ceratopsid) Shirts

tagged with: anchiceratops, near horned face, dinosaurs, paleontology, paleontologist, late cretaceous period, three horns, ceratopsid, extinct, herbivorous, educational, science, scientific, drawing, words and unwords, attitude, dinosaur attitude, quadrupedal, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, pre-historic, cretaceous

Take yourself back to the Late Cretaceous Period in western North America with any of these herbivorous ceratopsid dinosaurs known as Anchiceratops, meaning "near horned face". Dinosaur fans of all ages will enjoy any of these educational paleontological gifts featuring Anchiceratops, with its three horns on its face, parrot-like beak, and a long frill extending from the back of its head. Dinosaur fun for all!

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Tee Shirts

tagged with: saying, truism, funny, geek, doctor, nurse, emt, lab technician, cardiologist, physician, humor, attitude, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, heartbeat, cardiogram, sinus rhythm, medical, medicine, health, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, satire, words and unwords

No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Key Chain

tagged with: warning, dermatology, attitude, dermal layers, dermatologist, skin layers, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, epidermis, funny, saying, skin doctor, medicine, skin, anatomy

Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: doesn't do what you planned, thomas edison, edison, quote, quotation, geek, motivational, advice, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, serendipity, humor, funny, attitude, engineer, doesn't mean it's useless, saying

If you believe in serendipity, you'll enjoy any of these timeless humor quotation gifts featuring Thomas Alva Edison's infamous quote: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Memorable inspirational and motivational advice quote gifts for all inventors, scientists, and tinkerers!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

tagged with: alice in wonderland, alice, attitude, john tenniel, drawing, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, saying, drink me, size, judgment, be careful what you drink, drinking, funny, humor, intellectual, truism, advice, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter (DNA Strands) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: science, scientist, biology, biologist, dna, dna replication, molecular biology, molecular biologist, genetics, genes, geneticist, doctor, physician, humor, geek, attitude, educational, science teacher, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, life, advice, the rest is just matter, joke, funny, sarcasm, nature, human nature, medicine, medical

Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication, both leading and lagging strands, complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". You'll enjoy any of these educational gifts featuring this timeless life advice! Perfect gift for geneticists, biologists, scientists, and those who understand the nature of what really matter in life!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude the next time you introduce yourself with a dose of bridge humor with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard in bridge clubs and bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take about what you do for the game of bridge!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: happiness, equilibrium, economics, political economy, economist, supply and demand curve, happiness in life, matter of equilibrium, truism, saying, attitude, humor, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords

No need to be an economist to enjoy the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium" on any of these business cards. Introduce yourself with a touch of intelligent flair today! Memorable calling card for those who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Optical Illusion Dartboards

tagged with: emergence, do you see a dalmatian, dalmation, black and white, psyche, psychology, illusion, gestalt, words and unwords, optical illusion, science

No need to be a dalmatian fan to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of a dalmatian appearing from the background of black and white splotches. Includes the following caption that will make others do a double-take on the psychological phenomenon known as emergence: "Do You See A Dalmatian?"

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The Road Of Life Is Slippery (Traffic Sign Humor) T-shirt

tagged with: traffic sign, transportation sign, signage, signs, road of life, slippery, when you least expect it, expectation, graduation, twists, turns, saying, humor, attitude, gag gift, transportation engineer, psyche, psychology, truism, wordsunwords, land

Perfect gift for anyone who is graduating or taking a detour in life! You'll enjoy traffic sign / transportation signage humor on this gift tee featuring the sign of a vehicle sliding across a slippery road along with the saying "The Road Of Life Is Slippery When You Least Expect It". Showcase your sense of humor about the inevitable twists and turns in life with this classic truism saying t-shirt!

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Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative Shirt

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No need to work in nuclear physics to enjoy any of these gifts featuring this educational, scientific diagram featuring radiation doses in millirems from various sources. Make others do a double-take about the radiation levels that everyone is exposed to with these reminder gifts that says "Remember: Radiation Doses Are Relative"!

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Kunlun Fault, Tibet (Picture Earth) T Shirt

tagged with: picture earth, earth science, earth scientist, geography, geographer, traveler, satellite, science, scientist, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, vivid, imagery, picture, attitude, kunlun fault, tibet, mountain, mountain range, asia, topography, kunlun mountains, china

Nature has its own psychedelic colors as found in this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee featuring "Kunlun Fault, Tibet". Colorful photo for geographers, mountaineers, environmentalists and anyone who enjoys viewing Nature's fault lines from outer space!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle / Citric Acid Cycle) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, it's all organic, saying, truism, chemistry, biology, biochemistry, biochemist, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, humor, geek, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, organic chemistry, citric acid cycle

No need to have taken organic chemistry to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Includes truism saying "It's All Organic". Educational biochemistry fun for all who know about the organic cycle within their cells!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Card Deck

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal

Showcase your renal side with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the caption "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of renal / real attitude today!

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: restructure your thoughts,advice,make the connections,build a better brain,geek humor,medical geek,brain,brainy,anatomy,words and unwords,anatomical,saying,medical advice,psyche,psychologist,neurosurgeon,neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Statistics The Art & Science Of Finding Out Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistics, art and science, finding out how uncertain, the world really is, geek, statistician, stats, humor, saying, words and unwords, psychology, educational, bell curve, uncertainty, percentages, science in society

No need to be a statistician or mathematician to enjoy wry stats humor attitude with any of these bell curve gifts! Saying comes with the humorous definition of statistics: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Finding Out How Uncertain The World Really Is". Educational, stats psychology fun for all who work with the normal distribution!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Belt Buckles

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead (Diamond Yellow Sign) Commuter Bag

tagged with: warning, sign, signage, meteor zone ahead, meteor, astronomy, words and unwords, humor, yellow diamond warning sign, meteor tail in the sky, geek, advice, attitude, astronomer, funny, saying, extraterrestrial object

Showcase your wry astronomical attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a yellow diamond warning sign with the following extraterrestrial advice: "Warning! Meteor Zone Ahead".

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Cellular Nucleus Inside (Eukaryote) Galaxy S4 Cases

tagged with: cellular nucleus inside, cell, biology, nucleus, inside, saying, truism, biologist, words and unwords, scientist, geek, humor, attitude, educational, scientific, diagram

Showcase your wry biological side the next time you surf the web with any of these cases featuring "Cellular Nucleus Inside". Make others do a double-take at the very definition of a eukaryote with these memorable scientific, educational gifts!

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Wine Grape Berry Anatomy (Scientific Diagram) Adult Apron

Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Neuron / Synapse) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: biology, biologist, saying, inspirational, neuron, synapse, neurotransmitter, nerve, attitude, geek, humor, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, scientist, wordsandunwords

If you are sometimes thoughtful or pensive, then you'll realize that "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with any of these anatomical business cards featuring a neuron / synapse and this truism saying. Memorable inspirational scientific business cards for the thoughtful!

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Nikola Tesla Scientists Equation No Relation Quote Bodysuits

tagged with: scientist, entrepreneur, inventor, mathematician, quote, quotation, nikola tesla, wireless, substituted mathematics for experiments, words and unwords, mathematics, genius, radio, experimenter, experiment, experimentation, attitude, tesla, equation, equation after equation, science, invention, saying, education, alternating current

If you love to experiment and understand the process of science, you'll enjoy any of these Nikola Tesla quote gifts. Wireless genius Tesla once said the following: "Today's scientists have substituted mathematics for experiments, and they wander off through equation after equation, and eventually build a structure that has no relation to reality." Quote gifts for all who love to experiment and build structures that have a relation to reality!

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Love Prokaryotes Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth Tee Shirt

tagged with: prokaryotes, biology, microbiology, microbiologist, love prokaryotes, life forms, humor, dominant life forms on earth, words and unwords, geek, biologist, attitude, science, bacteria, bacterium, doctor, medical, health, nurse, saying, truism, truisms

Showcase wry intelligent microbiology humor with any of these gifts that features a labeled prokaryote, with the saying "Love Prokaryotes The Most Dominant Life Forms On Earth". Bacteria is everywhere!

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Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Dart Boards

tagged with: wanted, words and unwords, code, morse code, a world filled with morse, geek, humor, samuel morse, international morse code

Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Custom Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, words and unwords, physicist, physics, moment, magnets, geek, humor, do you have a moment, moment to spare

Edison Doesn't Do Planned Doesn't Mean Useless Tile

Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: economics, economist, social scientist, humor, attitude, geek, econ teacher, supply-and-demand, supply and demand curve, funny, just a matter of equilibrium, money, finance, wealth, education, educational, social science teacher, wordsandunwords, 'words, unwords, wordsunwords, saying, truism, definition, life or death, political economy, economy, government, lifestyle, advice, words and unwords

No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics gifts today!

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