Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, May 22, 2015

Benjamin Franklin Morals Of Chess Life Is Chess T Shirts

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If you are a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following Benjamin Franklin quote from "The Morals Of Chess" (1750): "The game of chess is not merely an idle amusement... for life is a kind of chess..." Make others do a double-take on what they can learn about life via playing chess with any of these chess quote gifts!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Belt Buckles

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Long Apron

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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Warning! Recession Ahead (Yellow Diamond Sign) Oval Belt Buckles

tagged with: warning, recession ahead, yellow diamond sign, sign, signage, econ, economics, stock chart, humor, words and unwords, recession, attitude, saying, warning sign

Showcase your wry econ attitude with this buckle featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with chart with a downward trend line and the saying "Warning! Recession Ahead". Memorable econ humor gift for anyone who thinks that there's a recession ahead!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Dart Board

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Speed Limit Zero (0) Being At Rest Favorite Speed Tees

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Love to be at rest? Natural couch potatoes will enjoy this traffic sign / transportation signage humor gift tee that says "Speed Limit Zero (0) Being At Rest Is My Favorite Speed". Showcase your wry sense of humor with this t-shirt that let's everyone know exactly how fast you like to move -- or rather, how fast you do not enjoy moving! No need to be a scientist or physicist or transportation engineer to enjoy!

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Thursday, May 21, 2015

Quantum Physicist Inside (Higgs Field Higgs Boson) Tees

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Quantum physicists will enjoy wearing this educational, scientific tee featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field, along with particles such as quarks, leptons, photons, and the Higgs boson. Featuring the saying that will make all others do a double-take on how you truly think about matter: "Quantum Physicist Inside"

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Think Renal (Nephron Anatomy Illustration) Dartboard With Darts

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No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy medical textbook illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you mean: "Think Renal". Educational, scientific fun for all!

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Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Tshirts

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Life is all about birth, death, and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude gifts for those who know that life follows an organic cycle!

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Photosynthesis (Chemical Formula) Galaxy S2 Cases

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Showcase your biochemical from light to energy side with any of these gifts featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis along with an illustration of the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Educational, scientific fun for all who know how autotrophs operate!

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Make Everyday An Open Source Day (Java Duke) Tags For Luggage

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No need to wait until Earth Day to celebrate the Open Source movement with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot, Duke, hugging a tree along with the saying that is open source advocates will love: "Make Everyday An Open Source Day".

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Open Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Round Wallclocks

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Make others do a double-take the next time they tell time with this clock gift featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Open Mindset Inside".

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Canvas Bags

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve, Gaussian curve), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude gifts for those who engage in hypothesis testing and know that they are statistically significant!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside" on this laptop bag for the next time you travel. Make others do a double-take at what lies within!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the following chemistry geek humor saying: "Wanted Periodicity In My Life".

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Facilitator Inside (Cell Membrane) Barely There iPod Covers

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If you like to mediate and/or facilitate, you'll enjoy wry biological cell membrane humor with this cell membrane diagram on facilitated diffusion. Facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web with this iPod touch case: "Facilitator Inside".

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Card Decks

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Showcase your wine connoisseur side with any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a wine grape berry along with the saying "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries".

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

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Showcase your wry psychological and anatomical side with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Memorable advice to anyone who can't stop thinking and who loves to take a nap now and then!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Mouse Pad

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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All Spliced Up Inside (RNA Splicing) T Shirt

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Showcase the genetic engineer within with this RNA splicing design on any of these gifts. Includes wry genetics truism saying: "All Spliced Up Inside". Colorful educational diagram featuring introns and exons, along with key labels. Make others do a double-take about the molecular processes inside of their cells today!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Adult Apron

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Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi? (Pi On Pie Humor) Cover For The iPad Mini

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Showcase your wry pi side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant pi on a baked pi along with the following rhetorical question: "Who Said You Couldn't Eat Pi?" Memorable geek humor gifts for any pi fan!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Math Geometry Humor) Bag For Laptop

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the caption that says it all: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?"

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Life's Music Found Inside (Electrocardiogram) Necklace

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No need to work the medical field to enjoy this necklace featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the truism saying "Life's Music Found Inside". Memorable gift for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) iPod Touch 4G Decals

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Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Dartboards

Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

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Study Of Brain Physiology (c. 1508) da Vinci Dart Boards

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No need to be a neurosurgeon or neuroscientist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the human brain by Renaissance genius, scientist and artist, Leonardo da Vinci. Title of da Vinci's infamous work is known as "Study Of Brain Physiology" and is circa 1508.

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Economists Do It In A Linear Manner (Regression) Card Decks

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Linear regression attitude is found on any of these wry, economically suggestive gifts featuring linear regression along with the following saying: "Economists Do It In A Linear Manner". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts that poke fun at economics and statistics today!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Tile

tagged with: psychology, black and white optical illusion, brain teaser, words and unwords, moth or faces, gestalt, negative space, gestalt phenomenon, faces, optical illusion

Remember There Are Road Hazards Along Any Path T Shirt

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Perfect wry intelligent signage humor gift tee -- especially for those graduating or going off in a different direction. Showcase traffic sign / transportation signage attitude with this gift tee featuring the cautionary road hazard sign saying "Remember There Are Road Hazards Along Any Path In Life You Take. Memorable intelligent humor for all who travel a life filled with road hazards -- in a literal and figurative sense!

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Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Stamp

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No need to be a physicists to enjoy a dose of wry geek humor for the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a diagram of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in quantum physics. Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take about the world at the sub-atomic level: "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair".

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Just Lost In An Organic World (Krebs Cycle Humor) Tees

No need to be taking organic chemistry to find wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "Just Lost In An Organic World". Featuring Krebs cycle, which also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Make others do a double-take about the cycle that generates energy within their cells with these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside Nephron Dart Boards

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Showcase your renal attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Sophisticated Reprocessing Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take on a key component of the human body's execretory system today! Great gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Relaxation Is My Mantra (Java Duke Code) Case For Galaxy S5

tagged with: words and unwords, relaxation, comfy chair, relaxation is my mantra, humor, duke, open source, java, geek, open source programmer

Showcase your wry open source code programmer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar at side and reading "Da Java Code". Geek humor for all who believe that "Relaxation Is My Mantra".

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Thinking Is My Modus Operandi (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi".

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Classic White Coffee Mug

Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) iPad 2 Decals

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Showcase your realistic and rational astronomical side with any of these yellow diamond warning sign gifts featuring a meteor flying by a city along with the saying "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth". Make others do a double-take on what to think about the next time they look at the sky!

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Ideas Circulate Inside (Circulatory System) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: ideas circulate inside, inside, ideas, circulation, circulate, circulatory system, medical, medicine, anatomy, words and unwords, geek, humor, science teacher, psyche, psychology, arteries, veins

Do you have lots of ideas which circulate within you? No need to work in the medical field to appreciate any of these educational, scientific, anatomical attitude gifts featuring all key parts (arteries and veins) of the circulatory system along with the saying "Ideas Circulate Inside".

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Stamps

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Fans of grapes will enjoy sending correspondence with this stamp featuring grape berry anatomy along with the saying "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style".

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse Pillow

tagged with: give your neurons a rest, take a nap, anatomy, neuron, synapse, psyche, nap, napper, medical, words and unwords, medicine, psychology, rest, sleep

No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this pillow gift featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Sound advice for all who need a nap now and then!

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Love Bacteria Only Culture Some People Have Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: bacteria, prokaryote, humor, science, scientific, scientist, geek, microbiology, biology, microbiologist, biologist, saying, funny, love bacteria, 'bacteria, culture, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, psyche, psychology, love, truism, words and unwords, truisms

No need to be a microbiologist to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts feature a labeled prokaryote, along with the saying "Love Bacteria - They Are Often The Only Culture That Some People Have". Make others do a double-take about bacteria with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Tshirts

Team Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie Math Humor) Dartboards

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If you like to play and eat on Team Pi, you'll enjoy any of these wry mathematical geek gifts featuring the irrational and transcendental mathematical constant on a baked pie, along with the caption "Team Pi"!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Dartboard

tagged with: serotonin, humor, chemical molecule, biochemistry, chemistry, geek, this machine is powered by, molecular structure, words and unwords, powered by serotonin

Team Euclid (Painting) Laptop Decals

tagged with: team euclid, euclid, euclidean geometry, math, geometry, attitude, painting, mathematician, words and unwords, geek, humor, euclidean spirit, raphael's school of athens, euclid and his students

Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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