Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, May 14, 2015

This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Letterhead Design

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Stamps

tagged with: coelacanth, living fossil inside, joke, gag gift, biology, paleontologist, humor, inside, geek, words and unwords, biologist, funny, living fossil, age, old age, latimeria, science, scientist, age humor, attitude, saying, truism, evolution, naturalist, fish, evolve, lifestyle

Showcase your wry evolutionary attitude the next time you send correspondence with any of these stamps featuring a coelacanth, along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Living Fossil Inside".

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Signs Of Life Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Dart Boards

tagged with: signs of life inside, inside, signs of life, emt, ecg, ekg, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, doctor, humor, saying, sinus rhythm, cardiologists

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry heartbeat humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with a dose of heartbeat attitude today!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Round Clocks

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, comapetition, words and unwords, quote, quotation, self portrait da vinci

Timeless quote by Leonardo da Vinci on any of these gifts featuring a self-portrait of the Renaissance artist and scientific genius along with the following quotation: "The painter strives and competes with nature."

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Dart Board

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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No U-Turn Allowed For Genius (Traffic Sign Humor) Shirt

tagged with: traffic sign, transportation sign, geniuses, genius, no u-turn, signs, signage, no u-turn allowed for genius, humor, attitude, geek, transportation, engineer, wordsunwords, direction, motivational, entrepreneur, advice, truism, saying, psyche, psychology, psychologist

Showcase your unique sense of style when you wear this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee that features the "No U-Turn' sign and says "No U-Turn Allowed For Genius". Perfect t-shirt for all geniuses who want others to know where they are going in the road of life!

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Need A Knight? (Software Developer Humor) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: bug droid, query, rhetorical question, project manager, android, need a knight, knight chess piece, software developer, software engineer, open source, geek, humor, itude, engineer, programmer, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, software engineering

No need to be a chess player to enjoy wry Android software developer humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot / bug droid along with the tongue-in-cheek query -- either at the beginning or end of a project: "Need A Knight?" Knight can mean knight in black armor or knight can mean "night" -- as in more time. Show your warped open source software engineer today with these memorable rhetorical question gifts! Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) T-shirts

tagged with: jerk circuit, life is nothing but a, jerk, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, words and unwords, physicist, jolt, surge, equation, mechanics, electrical engineer, saying, attitude, life metaphor, educational, funny, mechanical engineer

No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific, informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit, a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is, the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit".

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Letterhead Template

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Deck Of Cards

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

Krebs cycle attitude is found on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) along with the following rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry biochemistry humor today! No need to be an organic chemist or biochemist to enjoy!

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Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through Samsung Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: deadline, java, duke, open source, wanted, information technology, geek, computers, programmer, software developer, software engineer, funny, humor, words and unwords, software engineering

Showcase your technological geek side with any of these gifts featuring open source Java mascot Duke on a surfboard along with the saying "Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through". Surf the web in style and cruise toward you next deadline with any of these cases today!

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Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant (Humor) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: some days i feel, i need, brain transplant, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, neurosurgeon, funny, brainy, anatomical

Brain humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the brain along with the saying "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant".

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Life Is A Monty Hall Problem (Three Doors) Mug

tagged with: life is a monty hall,monty hall problem,humor,geek,three doors,open door with goat,statistics,stats,words and unwords,psychologist,statistician,geek humor,attitude,funny,saying,truism

If you know about the infamous "Monty Hall Problem", you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring three doors, with a goat behind an opened door, along with the truism caption "Life Is A Monty Hall Problem". Make others do a double-take with a dose of statistical, probabilistic attitude toward life with these Monty Hall problem saying gifts!

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Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge (Card Suits) Case For Galaxy S5

tagged with: have a full deck, in life, play bridge, four card suits, bridge saying, bridge advice, bridge humor, duplicate bridge, words and unwords, bridge attitude, bridge game, bridge partners, bridge players, bridge teachers, bridge directors

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge". Words of wisdom gifts for all advocates of the game of bridge!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: get ready to be bombarded, by solar radiation, solar flares, coronal mass ejections, astronomy, earth science, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, solar system, geek attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of style with any of these gifts featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation". Make others do a double-take about the occurrences by the Sun and its affect here on Earth with a dose of electromagnetic radiation perspective with these memorable scientific saying gifts!

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Totally Solid At My Core (Layers Of The Earth) Shirts

tagged with: totally solid at my core, core of the earth, earth's layers, layers of the earth, earth science, scientist, geek, humor, attitude, geology, geological, geologist, double entendre, psyche, psychology, saying, funny, science, words and unwords, educational, advice, lifestyle

Are you a totally solid person at the core level? Showcase your wry earth science attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different layers of the Earth, with Earth, of course, having a solid core. Comes with the double-entendre scientific saying "Totally Solid At My Core". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational humor today!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Letterhead Template

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Periodicity Essence My Existence (Periodic Table) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: periodicity, essence of my existence, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, chemistry teacher, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, existential, attitude, funny, table of elements, chemist, scientist

Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor with any of these Periodic Table of Elements saying gifts featuring the following existential phrase that many chemists and chemistry teachers can identify with: "Periodicity The Essence Of My Existence". Educational, scientific geek attitude gifts for all who think about the Periodic Table of Elements!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Candy Jars

tagged with: wine conoisseur, wine lover, wine, wine grape berry, botany, wine maker, grape berry, words and unwords, to know your wine, know our wine grape berries, vintage, botanist, biology, biologist, saying, truism, science, scientist, drink, humor, attitude, anatomy, anatomical, wine connoisseur, education

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others with these biological attitude gifts today!

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Nikola Tesla Economic Transmission Power By Wires Deck Of Cards

tagged with: economic transmission of power, power without wires, father of wireless, tesla, nikola tesla, quote, electricity, father of radio, electrical engineer, words and unwords, scientist, quotation, all-surpassing importance to man

Showcase your electrical engineer side with any of these gifts featuring a portrait of "Father of Radio" and "Father of Wireless" Nikola Tesla along with his infamous quote: "The economic transmission of power by wires is of all-surpassing importance to man."

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Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Coffee Mug

tagged with: rna splicing,rna,mature rna,splicing,introns,exons,molecular biology,biotechnology the splicing of life,biotechnology,words and unwords,life saying,geek humor,geek attitude,educational,scientific,the splicing of life

Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Skin For iPod Touch 4G

tagged with: words and unwords, hungry for some pi, geek, humor, pi saying, mathematical constant, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, query

If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Tiles

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Poster

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your fifth dimension side with this poster featuring a cube drawn with five dimensions along with the saying "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Custom Letterhead

Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Belt Buckles

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

Idea Making Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: idea making, is in my genes, dna, geek, humor, dna replication, molecular biology, creative person with ideas, words and unwords, inspirational, scientist, genes, geneticist, inventor

If you love to play with ideas and come up with new ideas, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Idea Making Is In My Genes".

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Painter Strives And Competes With Nature da Vinci Tiles

tagged with: the painter strives competes, nature, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, painter, genius, competes, comapetition, words and unwords, quote, quotation, self portrait da vinci

All Roads Of Life Always Move Toward The Future T Shirts

tagged with: road of life, future, futurist, signs, signage, traffic sign, transportation sign, all roads of life, always move toward the future, wordsunwords, humor, attitude, engineer, scientist, psychologist, psyche, psychology, transportation, saying, truism, entrepreneur, direction

Showcase your futuristic attitude with this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee that says "All Roads Of Life Always Move Toward The Future". Truism saying t-shirt gift for those who love to think about the future in the road of life!

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Software Developer Genes Inside (Bug Droid) Cover For iPhone 4

tagged with: android, robot, bug droid, bugdroid, software developer genes inside, genes, inside, software developer, software engineer, computers, computer engineer, application developer, programmer, geek, humor, itude, saying, words and unwords, software engineering

Are you a software developer? Do you believe that you have software developer genes inside of you? Show your wry self with a dose of Android robot / bugdroid (bug droid) sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot along with DNA replication, in addition to the truism saying "Software Developer Genes Inside". Each letter featuring a mini-bug droid in a different position. Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer itude today! Especially apropos gifts for all those who work on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Keychain

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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My Life Follows A Certain Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Card Deck

tagged with: my life follows,a certain cycle,krebs cycle,citric acid cycle,tricarboxylic acid cycle,words and unwords,tcac,science,geek,humor,atp,energy,energy cycle,saying,truism,funny,biochemistry,biology

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) along with the saying "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific, educational attitude on what their energy cycle is all about today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Clock

tagged with: anatomy, nephron, kidney, medicine, nephrology, gray's anatomy, just being renal, geek, words and unwords, nephrologist, anatomical, medical, doctor, diagram, funny, humor, attitude, saying, word play, just be real word play

Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Team Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent Reactions) Galaxy S4 Covers

tagged with: team photosynthesis, photosynthesis, light, chemical energy, atp, light-dependent reactions, energy, educational, geek, words and unwords, attitude, saying, truism, humor, autotroph, biologist, biology

No need to be a biologist or chemist to understand the importance of photosynthesis -- the process of converting light into chemical energy which takes place in the chloroplast. Showcase your educational, scientific side with a dose of environmental attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". Gardeners and anyone into autotrophs will enjoy these gifts!

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Wanted A Deadline That I Can Coast Through iPhone 4 Cases

Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Wallclocks

tagged with: are you ready, sum of your parts, brain, brainy, attitude, geek, humor, query, rhetorical question, words and unwords, conscience, consciousness, psyche, psychology, medical, medicine, funny, anatomy

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent, reflective fun today!

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing T-shirt

tagged with: unleash your statistical self,do hypothesis testing,hypothesis testing,stats,geek,humor,statistician,mathematician,psychologist,word and unwords,funny saying,geek humor,educational,statistical errors,statistical,statistics,saying

Statistician will enjoy any of these stats humor gifts featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor gifts for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Stamp

tagged with: get ready to be bombarded, by solar radiation, solar flares, coronal mass ejections, astronomy, earth science, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, solar system, geek attitude

Showcase your wry astronomical attitude the next time you send this stamp featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation".

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Decal For NOOK Color

tagged with: rogue wave, freak wave, oceanography, psyche, freak wave inside, humor, geek, wave height, graph, words and unwords, science, oceanographer, earth scientist, scientist, saying, psychology, inside, attitude, waves, truism, truisms

Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Dartboard

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, chemist, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, saying, humor, geek, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Tiles

Nikola Tesla Our Machinery Will Be Driven By Power Playing Cards

tagged with: words and unwords, nikola tesla, power obtainable at any point, universe, electrical engineer, wireless, physicist, geek, power, our machinery will be driven

Showcase your wry Tesla side with any of these gifts featuring a portrait of wireless genius and "Father of Radio" Nikola Tesla in black and white along with one of his quotations: "Ere Many Generations Pass, Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable At Any Point Of The Universe".

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Walk Along The Timeline Of Life Biology Evolution Tee Shirt

tagged with: walk along the,timeline of life,life,biology,evolution,earth's history,billions of years,science,educational,words and unwords,geek,attitude,timeline,life history on earth,life on earth,natural historian

Showcase your biological side with any of these gifts featuring a timeline of life on Earth as we know it, starting with billions of years ago through the present-day. Comes with the truism caption "Walk Along The Timeline Of Life". Educational, evolution attitude gifts for all!

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