Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Plant Biotechnology In Perspective (Transgenesis) Mug

tagged with: plant biotechnology in perspective, biotechnology, perspective, plant, biology, agriculture, cisgenesis, transgenesis, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biologist, plant molecular biologist, scientist, cultivar, conventional breeding

Agriculturists and molecular biologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Plant Biotechnology In Perspective". Illustrates the creation of a new cultivar via three ways: conventional breeding, transgenesis, and cisgenesis. Mendelian and molecular biology attitude for all who know about plant biotechnology!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Laptop Skins

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine) Messenger Bag

tagged with: this machine is powered by, chocolate, chocolate molecule, chemistry, chemical molecule, chocoholic, words and unwords, theobromine, geek, humor, attitude, chocolate fan

Chocolate fans will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the chemical molecule, theobromine, the active ingredient in chocolate. Comes with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are powered by: "This Machine Is Powered By Chocolate (Theobromine)". Scientific geek humor for any chocoholic!

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Tile

tagged with: think eigenvector, math, statistician, mathematician, mona lisa restored, eigenvalues, words and unwords, geek humor, mona lisa humor, geometry, eigenvector, eigenvalue, geek, saying, mona lisa

If you think in terms of eigenvectors, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a mapping of a restored Mona Lisa along with the caption "Think Eigenvector". In this shear mapping the red arrow changes direction but the blue arrow does not. The eigenvectors of a square matrix are the non-zero vectors that, after being multiplied by the matrix, remain parallel to the original vector. Thus, the blue arrow is an eigenvector, with eigenvalue 1 as its length is unchanged.

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Abrictosaurus (Heterodontosaurid Dinosaur) Skin For The iPad 2

tagged with: abrictosaurus, ornithischians, prehistoric, dinosaurs, heterodontosaurid dinosaur, dinosaurs are back, paleontologist, paleontology, early jurassic period, words and unwords, scientist, small bipedal dinosaur, jurassic

Make others do a double-take about our prehistoric past when dinosaurs ruled the world with any of these gifts featuring Abrictosaurus, a small bipedal heterodontosaurid dinosaur from the Early Jurassic Period of what is now southern Africa. Abrictosauruses were small, early ornithischians, named for their markedly heterodont (more than a single tooth morphology) dentition. Stand out from the crowd with a blast from our prehistoric past with any of these Abrictosaurus gifts!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermal layers side with any of these anatomical medical attitude gifts featuring a diagram of the human skin. Comes with the saying that will strike a chord with all dermatologists: "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence"! Existential humor for all skin doctors!

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Dartboard With Darts

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

Showcase your medical technology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Medical geek truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Decals For The iPad 2

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Customized Letterhead

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) Letterhead Design

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Make others do a double-take with any of these supply-and-demand curve gifts featuring the cross-out sign along with the wry econ humor saying "Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium". Let others know that financial matters are hardly in balance when it comes to your pocketbook with any of these educational, economical truism sayings! No need to be an economist to enjoy!

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The Road Of Life Is Slippery When You Least Expect T-shirts

tagged with: philosophy, thinker, philosopher, saying, humor, geek, funny, traffic sign, transportation sign, engineer, divorce, road of life, slippery, signs, signage, truism, inspirational, motivational, sarcasm, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, attitude, lifestyle

Do you often find the road of life to be slippery when you least expect it to be? No matter what you do for a living, showcase your thoughtful wry attitude with any of these traffic signs, along with the saying "The Road Of Life Is Slippery When You Least Expect It". Truism reflective attitude gifts for all who find the road of life to be slippery in certain spots!

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Motion Illusion (Optical Illusion) Galaxy SII Case

tagged with: optics, optical illusion, illusions, motion illusion, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, perception, words and unwords, psyche, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, visual perception, wordsandunwords, static image, contrasts, interacting effects

Optical illusion fun is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the motion illusion. Caption says it all: "Static image appears to be moving due to the cognitive effects of interacting color contrasts and shape position." Caption on select items. Perfect psyche / psychology humor gag gift for any fan of optical illusions! Make others do a visual double-take today!

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Monday, May 11, 2015

Ice Cream Thoughts Inside (Android Bug Droid) Cover For iPhone 4

tagged with: ice cream thoughts inside, ice cream, android, bug droid, geek humor, software developer, opens source, software engineer, words and unwords, software development, humor, itude, saying, ice cream operating system platform

Software developers / software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an ice cream on Android's bug droid along with the saying "Ice Cream Thoughts Inside". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you think about when you work on Android with a dose of sweet geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Postage

tagged with: anatomy, nephron, kidney, medicine, nephrology, gray's anatomy, just being renal, geek, words and unwords, nephrologist, anatomical, medical, doctor, diagram, funny, humor, attitude, saying, word play, just be real word play

Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within Bag For Laptop

tagged with: citric acid cycle machinery, embedded within, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, words and unwords, science, geek, saying, humor

Showcase your wry citric acid / Krebs cycle side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the scientific truism "Citric Acid Cycle Machinery Embedded Within".

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Tshirt

tagged with: statistician,stats,statistics,bell curve,normal distribution curve,percentages,words and unwords,don't be mean,be above average,statistical humor,geek humor,psyche,psychology,scientist,mathematician,geek,attitude,saying,humor

In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Warning! On Mental Vacation (Duke Java Coffee Cup) iPhone 4/4S Covers

tagged with: warning, on mental vacation, geek, humor, attitude, duke, java, coffee cup, vacation, software developer, software engineer, information technology, programmer, saying, funny, words and unwords, open source, software engineering

Showcase your wry attitude toward vacation with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke in a coffee cup along with the saying "Warning! On Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web with a dose of geek humor!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Laptop Bag

tagged with: brain, brainy, anatomy, medical, anatomical, never mind, geek, psyche, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor)".

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Folio Planner

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Pendant

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Nikola Tesla Scientists From Franklin To Morse Oval Belt Buckle

tagged with: quote, nikola tesla, quotation, words and unwords, scientist, clear thinkers, one must be sane, thinker, geek, tesla

Showcase your clear thinker attitude with this belt buckle gift featuring a portrait of Nikola Tesla and one of his famous quotes on think clearly: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane."

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Mug

tagged with: team autotroph, plant cell, biology, biologist, botanist, food producer, autotroph, scientific, words and unwords, educational, environmentalist, geek, humor, attitude, saying

No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Personalized Stationery

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, pasadena, california, stereoscopic, 3-d, geographers, san gabriel mountains, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual, perspective, picture earth, methods, techniques

Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Galaxy SII Cover

This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) iPhone 5C Covers

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Think Eigenvector (Mona Lisa Restored) Letterhead

Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) iPhone 4 Covers

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Do you use Morse code in your hobby? No need to be an amateur radio operator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code, along with the saying "Antiquated Code". Make others do a double-take over the antiquated code that you are familiar with today!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Thomas Edison Doesn't Mean Its Useless Quote Trifold Wallets

tagged with: funny, humor, geek, quote, quotation, thomas edison, entrepreneur, doesn't mean its useless, trial and error, words and unwords, scientist, inventor, inspirational, motivational, useless, know, planning, experiment, utility

Inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy this timeless funny quote by inventor and scientist Thomas Alva Edison. Edison once said: "Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless." Inspirational experimental quote wallet gift for all who know that it is not useless -- even if something doesn't work the way that you thought it would! For all those who try, fail, and discover utility in something else when pulling out your dollars and cents!

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Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Tshirts

tagged with: geneticists view life, from a twisted perspective, genes, genetics, geneticist, dna, dna replication, humor, saying, words and unwords, geek, molecular biology, biologist, scientist, educational, funny

Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Deck Of Cards

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism saying: "Perpetual Student Of Duplicate Bridge".

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Rarely Do I Reach Economic Equilibrium (Economics) iPad 3 Decal

tagged with: money, words and unwords, household budget, graph, supply and demand curve, not in equilibrium, economics, geek humor, economic equilibrium, rarely do i reach

Speed Limit 186,282.397 MPS (Speed Of Light) Tshirt

tagged with: speed limit, physics, light, light speed, geek, humor, transportation sign, 186282.397, miles per second, words and unwords, physicist, attitude, funny, scientist, engineer, traffic sign, signs, signage, mps, science teacher, educational, truism, saying, truisms

Wry physics humor comes alive on any of these traffic sign gifts featuring the speed limit sign of 186,282.397 MPS (miles per second) -- which is technically light speed. Make others do a double take with any of these geek sign humor gifts. For all those who travel at the speed of light -- literally, in terms of processing what you can see, and figuratively!

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Software Developer Genes Inside (Bug Droid) Case For The iPad Mini

tagged with: android, robot, bug droid, bugdroid, software developer genes inside, genes, inside, software developer, software engineer, computers, computer engineer, application developer, programmer, geek, humor, itude, saying, words and unwords, software engineering

Are you a software developer? Do you believe that you have software developer genes inside of you? Show your wry self with a dose of Android robot / bugdroid (bug droid) sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the Android robot along with DNA replication, in addition to the truism saying "Software Developer Genes Inside". Each letter featuring a mini-bug droid in a different position. Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer itude today! Especially apropos gifts for all those who work on the Android platform! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle T Shirt

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: krebs cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, biochemistry, energy, tricarboxylic acid cycle, just generating a form, usable energy, energy cycle, words and unwords, science, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel with a dose of biochemical geek humor today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Laptop Computer Bag

Nephrologists will enjoy this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Just Being Renal". Memorable travel gift for all who love to get real by letting others know that we have all have kidneys!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: never mind, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, psyche, psychology, anatomical, words and unwords, parts of the human brain, mind, mindset, funny, attitude, saying, truism, brainy

Showcase your wry mentality with a dose of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying "Never Mind ... ". Makes a great psychological humor gift for anyone who shrugs a lot!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, average, math, statistican, mathematician, z-score, percentages under the curve, psychologist, saying, educational, science, geek

Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Customized Letterhead

Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) iPhone 5 Covers

Plate Tectonics Earth's Natural Faults (World Map) Tshirt

tagged with: earth science, earth scientist, plate tectonics, earth, world map, earth's natural faults, faults, psyche, geology, seismology, geologist, seismologist, earthquake, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, science, scientist, plates of the world, wordsandunwords, educational resources

No need to be a geologist or seismologist or earth scientist to know about plate tectonics. If you've ever been in an earthquake, you'll understand these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the title and caption "Plate Tectonics - Earth's Natural Faults". Make others do a double-take about exactly where Earth's faults lie with this world map featuring the plates of the Earth!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Dart Boards

tagged with: live large love chemistry, chemistry, chemist, chemistry major, geek humor, periodic table fo elements, chemistry saying, words and unwords, elements, geek, humor, saying, funny

No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Notebook

tagged with: defining the origin of wine, wine grape berry, grape anatomy, grape berry, anatomical, words and unwords, geek, attitude, wine fan, wine enthusiast, wine connoisseur

Showcase your botanical knowledge with any of these anatomical geek attitude gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the caption "Defining The Origin Of Wine". No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Let Future Tell Truth Future Is Mine Card Deck

tagged with: nikola tesla, motivational, inspirational, future, quote, let the future tell, future is mine, quotation, words and unwords, works and accomplishments, achievement, genius, serbian-american, wireless, geek, futurist, vision, for which i really worked, truth, wisdom

No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy this timeless quote by Serbian-American "Father of Radio" wireless wizard NIkola Tesla: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Futurists will enjoy these quotation gifts!

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