Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, April 20, 2015

Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Dartboard

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Support Plate Tectonics Because We Live In A Fault Tee Shirt

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, plate tectonics, plates of the earth, earth science, earth scientist, geology, geologist, faults, psyche, psychology, humor, science, education, science teacher, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, advice, saying, educational, words and unwords

Earth science humor is alive and well on any of these gifts that feature the plates of the world, along with the wry geological saying "Support Plate Tectonics - Because We Live In Such A Fault Driven World". Make others do a double-take on plate tectonics -- whether they believe plate tectonics theory or not -- with the tongue-in-cheek educational geology saying! Perfect gifts for seismologists and those who study the faults of the Earth!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Skin For 15" Laptop

tagged with: smilodon, sabre-toothed cat, inside, sabre-toothed tiger, saber-toothed, feline, wild cat, extinct wild cat, words and unwords, geek, extinct, portrait, maxillary canines, psychology, brain teaser, humor, attitude, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Dartboards

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, wine grape berry, fruit, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, saying, humor, wine connoisseur

Showcase your wry wine connoisseur attitude the next time you throw darts at this dartboard featuring the saying "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Featuring all key anatomical parts of a wine grape berry.

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Wizard Of Wireless (Nikola Tesla Nine Pictures) Baby Creeper

tagged with: enigmatic, enigma, nikola tesla, physics, electromagnetism, alternate current, scientist, inventor, engineer, electrical engineer, physicist, wireless, radio, wizard of wireless, tesla, science, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, electricity, nine pictures, alternating current, words and unwords, inventors

Wireless genius Nikola Tesla brought us into the modern world with his discoveries and inventions in the electromagnetic field. Often called "Father of the Radio", scientist, engineer and inventor Nikola Tesla technically was the "Wizard Of Wireless" in his time, envisioning today's modern wireless world well ahead of its implementation. Showcase "Wizard Of Wireless" Tesla with any of the like 9 pictures of Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts that puts a different light on Tesla's contributions!

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Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology Mug

tagged with: biotechnology, biotech, brewing, application, saying, geek, earliest application of biotechnology, words and unwords, medieval woodcut, historical brewery, biology, earliest, monks, vintage, historical, truism, humor, attitude, educational, science, scientist, wine, beer, yeast, drinking

If you're into modern day biotechnology, you'll need to consider that brewing can be considered the earliest application of biotechnology. Showcase this fact with any of these wood carving picture gifts featuring brewing in medieval times, along with the saying "Brewing The Earliest Application Of Biotechnology". Science humor gifts for anyone into yeast!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Rectangular Belt Buckle

tagged with: serotonin, humor, chemical molecule, biochemistry, chemistry, geek, this machine is powered by, molecular structure, words and unwords, powered by serotonin

Showcase your wry biochemical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of the molecule that is largely responsible for mood and appetite in all of us, serotonin. Includes the following scientific truism that will make others do a double-take: "This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin".

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Dart Boards

tagged with: dermatologists know their skin, dermatology, dermatologists, skin, anatomy, anatomical, layers of skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational, saying, funny, truism, illustration, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor gifts today!

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EMT Inside (Sinus Rhythm Electrocardiogram) Tees

tagged with: emt inside, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emergency medical technician, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, geek humor

Emergency medical technicians -- and anyone who works in the medical profession -- will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the caption "EMT Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you do with a dose of wry medical technology humor today!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Clock

tagged with: physics, physics rules, magnetic quadrupole moment, moment, quadrupole moment, physics rules for the moment, geek, magnets, magnetism, words and unwords, physics major, rules, truism, saying, definition, nerd, funny, humor, attitude, sarcasm, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Challenge Yourself Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Business Cards

tagged with: challenge yourself play chess, challenge yourself, play chess, think, chess, game of chess, chess humor, reflective chess set, geek, saying, attitude, chess advice, lifestyle

If you're an avid chess player, you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today!

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Harvesting Honey Is The Name Of The Game Business Card

tagged with: beekeeping, words and unwords, harvesting honey, apiarist, honeycomb, beekeeper, bee, the name of the game, bee on a honeycomb

Showcase your wry beekeeper / apiarist attitude with any of these customizable business cards featuring a bee on a honeycomb along with the saying "Harvesting Honey Is The Name Of The Game".

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Business Cards

tagged with: biotechnology is in my genes, dna, dna replication, biotechnology, genes, genetics, molecular biology, humor, words and unwords, geek, attitude, science, saying, truism, medical

The next time you introduce yourself, showcase your wry molecular biology side with any of these business cards featuring DNA replication and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific educational fun for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these postage stamps featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what a bridge player can't do too much of with this postage gift!

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Siege Machine (Circa 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Bicycle Card Deck

tagged with: da vinci, leonardo da vinci, engineer, inventor, genius, siege machine, 1480, warcraft, defense, words and unwords, polymath, artist, scientist

Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Pendants

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Beware Of Merge Zones (Traffic Merge Sign Humor) Tshirt

tagged with: psychology, saying, truism, signal, mergers, acquisitions, organizations, business, entrepreneur, organizational change, traffic sign, transportation sign, signs, signage, merge zone, caution, beware of merge zones, organizational integration, is often not seamless, seamless, funny, geek, engineer, psyche, psychologist, organizational psychology, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, truisms

No need to be majoring in organizational psychology to enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the "Merge Traffic" sign. Saying says: "Beware Of Merge Zones - Organizational Integration Is Often Not Seamless". Perfect t-shirt gift for those who are involved in mergers, acquisitions, and organizational change!

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Sunday, April 19, 2015

Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: bug droid, bugdroid, illusion, optical illusion, scintillating grid illusion, incubating ideas inside, geek, saying, words and unwords, software engineer, inside, humor, attitude, software engineering, software developer, software development, mobile phone operating system, programmers, funny, grid illusion

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bug Droid (bugdroid) gifts featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape, position, colour, and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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What Is The Matter With My View Of The World? Mugs

tagged with: quantum mechanics,quantum physics,particle physics,physics,physicist,standard model,higgs field,higgs boson,words and unwords,geek,humor,attitude,saying,particles,matter,leptons,quarks,photons

Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field in particle physics with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these gifts featuring particles such as quarks and leptons, along with the infamous Higgs Boson, and the scientific rhetorical question to anyone outside of the world of quantum physics: "What Is The Matter With My View Of The World?" Make others do a double-take on matter at the sub-atomic level with any of these gifts!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Dart Boards

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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Team Biochemistry (Krebs Cycle Citric Acid Cycle) Mug

tagged with: team biochemistry, biochemistry, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, tcac, chemistry, biology, chemist, biologist, biochemist, mitochondria, science, scientist, scientific, geek, humor, attitude, saying, truism, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational

No need to be a biologist, chemist, or biochemist to enjoy Krebs cycle humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the scientific truism caption "Team Biochemistry". Showcase where you get your energy from with a dose of scientific attitude today with these memorable biochem gifts!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tote Bags

tagged with: stats, percentages, humor, hypothesis testing, knowledge, geek, statistics, bell curve, just a bunch of probabilities, words and unwords, stats humor, educational resources, stats teacher

Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Dartboard

tagged with: make everyday march 14th, pi day, pie humor, baked pi, baked pie, pi on baked pie, mathematical, irrational number, transcendental number, words and unwords, constant, saying, geek, humor, attitude, brain teaser, math, mathematician, educational, math teacher, brain teasers

No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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This Machine Is Powered By Serotonin (Chemistry) Dartboard

tagged with: serotonin, humor, chemical molecule, biochemistry, chemistry, geek, this machine is powered by, molecular structure, words and unwords, powered by serotonin

Team Euclid (Painting) Round Wallclock

tagged with: team euclid, euclid, euclidean geometry, math, geometry, attitude, painting, mathematician, words and unwords, geek, humor, euclidean spirit, raphael's school of athens, euclid and his students

Math and geometry humor sort of come alive on any of these gifts featuring a depiction of the mathematician Euclid in a painting (Raphael's School Of Athens) with his students along with the caption "Team Euclid". No need to be a fan of Euclidean geometry or art history to enjoy!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Belt Buckle

tagged with: here's how i text, morse code, international morse code, text, texting, geek, humor, samuel morse, words and unwords, texter saying, coder, communication

International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Neckwear

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatologists know their skin, anatomy, anatomical, dermatology, geek, humor, saying, skin, words and unwords, science, epidermis, truism, illustration, educational, skin layers, layers of skin, medical

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these wry anatomical humor gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Custom Letterhead

Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set) T-shirts

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, afflicted with chess madness, chess humor, chess, chess madness, chess players, chess geek, reflective chess set

Are you a chess player who cannot stop thinking about chess strategies or chess moves? Showcase your wry chess humor side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set)".

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamps

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge advice today!

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Dartboards

Siege Machine (Circa 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: da vinci, leonardo da vinci, engineer, inventor, genius, siege machine, 1480, warcraft, defense, words and unwords, polymath, artist, scientist

Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life? T-shirts

tagged with: traffic sign, transportation sign, gag gift, escalator, up or down, lifestyle, challenges, escalator of life, signage, signs, saying, truism, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, business, entrepreneur, psychology, psychologist, psyche, motivational, challenge

No matter what you lot is in life, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the escalator sign with the wry caption "Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life?" Perfect gag gift t-shirt for those who have experienced life's ups and downs -- all part of the escalator of life!

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Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Baby Creeper

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Coffee Mug

tagged with: higgs boson,physics,physicist,particle physics,particle physicist,not just theoretical anymore,quantum physics,quantum mechanics,geek,words and unwords,leptons,quarks,photons,mass,matter,attitude,discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life Laptop Bag

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your nephritic attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along wtih the saying "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life".

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Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: software developers, know how to move mountains, java, open source, digital mountain, crane, geek, humor, words and unwords, unofficial java mascot duke, saying, programmer, computer programmer, attitude, truism, funny, software engineer, software engineering

Showcase your wry software developer side with this Dodo case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain via crane in the background. Comes with the saying that says it all for all who work in open source software development: "Software Developers Know How To Move Mountains".

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Anatomy) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: wake up, it's time to activate, your brain, geek, humor, brainy, human brain, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, funny, saying, advice

Brainy humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable gift for anyone who is constantly on the go and needs to have his or her brain activated!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tee Shirt

I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Pins

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, visible, visibility, science, scientific, scientist, time of day, geek, humor, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, words and unwords, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Baby Pacifier

tagged with: defining the origin of wine, wine grape berry, grape anatomy, grape berry, anatomical, words and unwords, geek, attitude, wine fan, wine enthusiast, wine connoisseur

Showcase your botanical knowledge with any of these anatomical geek attitude gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the caption "Defining The Origin Of Wine". No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Tshirt

tagged with: neuron, still thinking, words and unwords, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, neurologist, not yet retired, retiree, retired

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Nikola Tesla Power (Obama-Like Poster) Button

tagged with: words and unwords, inventor, physicist, alternating current, humor, obama-like poster, wireless, geek, electrical engineer, nikola tesla, tesla

Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized today's wireless world. "Father of the Radio" and winner in the "War of the Currents", Nikola Tesla's contributions to the revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries shaped how we live today. Showcase wry geek humor with any of these Nikola Tesla portrait gifts, with Tesla in an Obama-like Change / Hope poster -- with the caption, as applied to Tesla, being "Power". Educational historical significant applies to the use of the word "power", since power, in the scientific as opposed to political sense, is synonymous with Tesla's contributions. Tesla is known for the Tesla effect of wireless energy transfer to wirelessly power electronic devices. Electrical engineers, mechanical engineers, physicists, inventors, entrepreneurs, and scientists will enjoy these memorable gifts. No need to be involved in political change to be revolutionary as Tesla was!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Coffee Mug

tagged with: blood cell lineage, blood cells, hemocytoblast, medicine, health, blood donor, blood research, educational, words and unwords, hematology, cells, biology, scientific, development biology, educational resources, hematologist

Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Belt Buckle

This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Molecule) Computer Bag

tagged with: glucose, this machine is powered by, powered by glucose, chemical structure, molecular structure, molecule, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, humor, saying, attitude, sugar, truism, chemistry, chemist

Showcase your wry chemical attitude with a dose of educational science humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". No need to be a scientist or chemist to enjoy!

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