Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, April 17, 2015

This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Rectangular Belt Buckles

tagged with: glucose, this machine is powered by, powered by glucose, chemical structure, molecular structure, molecule, chemical molecule, geek, words and unwords, humor, saying, attitude, sugar, truism, chemistry, chemist

Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

If You Don't Understand Don't Worry 5th Dimension Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: if you don't understand me, don't worry, fifth dimension, cube, math, geometry, psyche, geek, words and unwords, fifth dimension cube, psychology, geometric, humor, attitude, sarcasm, understanding, saying, think, thinker, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geometric attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the following saying: "If You Don't Understand Me, Don't Worry I Often Think In The Fifth Dimension".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Watch

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you check the time of day with this watch featuring "Team Morse Code". Comes with instructions on how to read Morse Code. Great gift for any Morse code fan who tells time!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Memorable anatomical humor gift for any existential dermatologist!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Postage Stamp

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Let your wry physics side shine the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Time Passes Moment To Moment".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Dartboards

tagged with: words and unwords, solar energy, quotation, thomas edison, sun, edison, money, source of power, energy, solar fan

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit Mug

tagged with: wonderland,lewis carroll,john tenniel,white rabbit,watch,be timely,or rather don't be late,words and unwords,procrastination,procrastinator,timely,timeliness,humor,attitude,word play,alice's adventures in wonderland

Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment (Bee) Dart Boards

tagged with: beekeeping, bee outline, bee, words and unwords, bee in the moment, apiarists, beekeepers, humor, bee geek, know how to bee

Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an outline of a bee along with the following truism saying with a focus on the word play between be and bee: "Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Mug

tagged with: competitive genes inside,inside,competitive,genes,genetics,molecular biology,dna,dna replication,words and unwords,biology,humor,geek,attitude,saying,biologist,molecular biologist

Are you a competitive person? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Competitive Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek competitive attitude with any of these geek humor gifts! Memorable gifts for competitive people!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Jelly Belly Candy Tin

tagged with: value investing, value investor, look down not up, margin of safety, signage, transportation sign, humor, benjamin graham, words and unwords, economics, attitude, funny, investor, investing, stock market, money, car going off bridge

If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy this transportation warning sign candy tin/jar gift featuring the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable candy tin/jar gift for any fan of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham with a sweet tooth and quirky econ sense of humor!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Emergence Complex Pattern Formation Simpler Rules Dart Boards

tagged with: psychology, illusion, optical illusions, complex patttern formation, from simpler rules, dalmatian, black and white splotches, words and unwords, psyche, emergence, visual effect

Showcase your wry optical illusion attitude the next time you throw darts at this dartboard featuring a Dalmatian appearing out of no where from a series of black and white splotches along with the saying "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Speed Limit Zero Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay Tee Shirt

tagged with: transportation sign, signs, signage, funny, geek, humor, traffic sign, speed limit zero, speed limit 0, attitude, couch potato, physics, physicist, newton's mechanics, mechanics, speed limit sign, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, land

No need to be a physics major to enjoy traffic sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a speed limit transportation sign, along with the wry physics saying caption (for all who know about Newton's laws): "Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Includes "Speed Limit 0" [Zero] sign. Couch potatoes -- and all who love to sit down and rest -- will enjoy any of these timeless signage humor gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore Tshirt

tagged with: higgs boson,higgs field,particle physics,quantum physics,physics,physicist,geek,not just theoretical anymore,words and unwords,educational,scientific,matter,mass,sub-atomic view,standard model

Particle physics attitude gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make everyone do a double-take with a dose of quantum physics Higgs Boson humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Kunlun Fault Tibet Shirts

tagged with: kunlun fault, tibet, mountain range, himalayas, picture earth, satellite, photo, photography, geographer, geography, science, earth science, earth scientist, vivid, display, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, landscape, mountains, earthquakes, faults, fault line, science in society

If you enjoy satellite geography and viewing landmarks from outer space, you'll enjoy this vivid Picture Earth photo of the Kunlun Fault in Tibet on any of these gifts. Perfect earth science visual attitude gifts for all fans of mountain ranges and faults! Memorable gifts for geography lovers!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Wall Clock

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Java Beverage Pitchers

tagged with: let's go snorkeling, software developer, coder, underwater adventure in a fishbowl, words and unwords, software engineer, java's unofficial mascot duke, open source, fish tank, geek humor open source programmer

Open source Duke fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the title and caption that says it all about a programmer / software engineer's life: "Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Like An Underwater Adventure In A Fishbowl".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Exhausted Brain Inside (Anatomical Brain Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: exhausted, brain, inside, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, medical, attitude, words and unwords, saying, sarcasm, psyche, psychology, medicine, neurosurgeon, funny, exhaustion

If you are exhausted -- either constantly or from to time -- enjoy wry anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Exhausted Brain Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you feel today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Coffee Mug

tagged with: earthquakes, rayleigh wave, amplitude, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, strength, surface waves, definition, science teacher, geology, geologist, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, educational resources

If you have ever been in an earthquake, you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength, Or Amplitude, Of Surface Waves, Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Belt Buckle

tagged with: science, humor, geek, periodic table of elements, chemistry, scientist, chemist, wanted periodicity in my life, periodicity, words and unwords, saying, attitude, educational, lifestyle, funny, elements, regularity

Periodic Table Of Elements humor comes alive with any of these gifts featuring the wry chemistry saying for anyone who leads a frazzled life in our modern world! Saying says it all: "Wanted - Periodicity In My Life". Brain teaser geek humor gifts for scientists, chemists, and anyone into the Periodic Table of Elements!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Galaxy S3 Cases

tagged with: hebbian learning, cells that fire together, wire together, neuron, synapse, learning, associative learning, psychology, words and unwords, saying, geek, scientist, science teacher, biology, biologist

Showcase your neurological style the next time you surf the web and talk with this Samsung case featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Hebbian Learning - Cells That Fire Together, Wire Together". Memorable gift for anyone into associative learning!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Coaster

tagged with: vintage me, grape berry, wine grape berry, humor, detail, biology, anatomical, wine lover, grapes, words and unwords, attitude, biologist, botanist, vintage, funny, grape anatomy, anatomy, saying, truism, geek, lifestyle

Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Nikola Tesla I Have Harnessed The Cosmic Rays Business Card Templates

tagged with: inventor, words and unwords, nikola tesla, scientist, electrical engineer, harnessed cosmic rays, motive device, physicist, tesla quote, wireless geek

Electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all fans of wireless will enjoy introducing themselves with any of these business cards featuring one of Nikola Tesla's infamous quotes: "I have harnessed the cosmic rays and caused them to operate a motive device." Make others do a double-take at these timeless words by wireless genius Tesla for your next introduction!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Mug

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Apron

tagged with: geography, geographer, 3-d, visual, satellite, photo, picture earth, northern patagonia, patagonia, argentina, science, scientist, aerial, satellite imagery, plains, mountains, south america, stereoscopic image pair, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, three dimensional

Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational Pi Posters

tagged with: my existential existence, starts with irrational and infinite, irrational, infinite, pi fan, words and unwords, geek, saying, humor, pi number, long tail

Showcase your pi fan side with this poster featuring the irrational and infinite number pi along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about pi: "My Existential Existence Starts With Irrational & Infinite Pi".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Tiles

Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Wrist Watch

tagged with: saying, equation, equivalent, equal to one another, equivalent equations, humor, mathematician, math, geek, words and unwords, truism, same, math major, math teacher, attitude, math geek, educational, algebra, educational resources

Showcase your wry math geek side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring an illustration of the saying "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) iPhone 4 Decals

Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: the skin doctor is in, dermatologist, dermatology, attitude, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, dermal layers, skin, saying

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Letterhead Design

tagged with: words and unwords, solar energy, quotation, thomas edison, sun, edison, money, source of power, energy, solar fan

Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Coffee Mugs

tagged with: madness and creativity,can all stem from,from a drink,alice,drink me bottle,lewis carroll,john tenniel,drink humor,words and unwords,alice's adventures in wonderland,wonderland humor,wonderland attitude,saying,madness,creativity,humor,geek

Wonderland humor and attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice with her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what can happen after taking a drink: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink". Showcase your Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these Wonderland attitude gifts today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Card Deck

tagged with: competitive genes inside,dna,dna replication,geek,attitude,genes,genetics,molecular biology,words and unwords,science,humor,saying,competitive,biologist,geneticist,molecular biologist,scientist

Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Apron

Duplicate bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge A Game Where Intelligent Minds Meet". Make others do a double-take on what the game of duplicate bridge is all about with these bridge saying gifts!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Clock

$24.95

tagged with: do not invest, in a stock, priced for perspection, stock market, stock market graph, sign, signage, economics, investors, words and unwords, value investing, do it yourself investor, geek, humor, advice, econ, stockbroker, financier, investor, invest, investment advice

Showcase your wry econ humor with a dose of sound economic advice with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Memorable saying gifts for all do-it-yourself investors who need a reminder on what not to do!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Belt Buckles

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Dart Board

tagged with: summary of the calvin cycle, calvin cycle, photosynthesis, dark reactions, educational, words and unwords, scientific, chemistry, biochemistry, light-independent reactions, biologist, chemist, photosynthesis fan, chemical reactions in photosynthesis

Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

tagged with: brain, psychology, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, anatomical, awakened, awakened brain inside, psyche, geek

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". For anyone who has just awoken!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

Just Surfin' Through Time (Duke On Surfboard) iPhone 5 Cover

tagged with: programmer, information technology, software engineer, open source, duke, java, just surfin through time, saying, surfboard, funny, geek, humor, attitude, software engineering, computers, words and unwords

If you are into open source, you'll enjoy any of these case gifts featuring open source Java's unofficial mascot Duke on a surfboard along with the truism saying for all software engineers: "Just Surfin' Through Time". Make others do a double-take the next time you surf the web!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Ceramic Tile

Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Business Card Templates

tagged with: biotechnology, cell, biology, cell biology, signal transduction pathways inside, inside, pathways, signal transduction, geek, humor, attitude, scientific, educational, biochemistry, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, educational resources

If you know about signal transduction pathways, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of scientific, biological attitude with these business cards featuring "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of cell biology at your next meet and greet!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Custom Stationery

This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Custom Letterhead

Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Watches

tagged with: evolving cube inside, cube, inside, math, geometry, mathematician, geek, geometrician, humor, words and unwords, attitude, educational, saying, cuboid, education

Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring "Evolving Cube Inside". Memorable watch gift for all cuboid fans!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Stamps

Showcase your Morse code fan side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to read IMC, along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Great postage gift for any user of Morse code!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Nipponosaurus (Lambeosaurine Hadrosaurid) Tee Shirt

tagged with: nipponosaurus, dinosaur fan, words and unwords, paleontologist, prehistoric, paleontology, lambeosurine hadrosaurid, extinct, dinosaur, cretaceous period, educational resources, attitude, scientist

Hadrosaurids or duck-billed dinosaurs are members of the family Hadrosauridae. One of lambeosaurines (Lambeosaurinae) had hollow cranial crests or tubes, and were generally less bulky, and included in this subfamily were the Nipponosaurus which existed during the Cretaceous Period. Showcase your prehistoric dinosaur fan side with any of these gifts featuring Nipponosaurus!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this

Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Mugs

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

»visit the wordsunwords store for more designs and products like this