Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, April 16, 2015

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Beverage Coasters

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Competitive Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts

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Do you love to compete? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these DNA replication attitude gifts featuring the following saying: "Competitive Genes Inside".

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Bag

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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da Vinci Painter Practice Eye Reason Mirror Quote Laptop Bags

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, eye, reason, practice, mirror, by practice and by eye, words and unwords, quote, quotation, existential, philosophical, observation, mirror analogy, artist, scientist, genius, advice

Showcase your words of wisdom style with this laptop bag featuring the infamous self-portrait of da Vinci along with one of his quotes: "The painter who draws merely by practice and by eye, without any reason, is like a mirror which copies everything placed in front of it without being conscious of their existence." Intelligent advice for any painter or artist!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Wrist Watch

tagged with: happiness, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, words and unwords, happiness in life, a matter of equilibrium, saying, truism, advice, philosophy, psychologist, attitude, inspirational, intelligent, psychology

Showcase your wry supply-and-demand curve sense of humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the following sound observation about life: "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this watch!

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Historic Route US Highway 99 (California) Tees

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If you enjoyed the sights and sounds of US Highway 99, you'll enjoy any of these vintage attitude transportation sign gifts featuring Historic Route US Highway 99. Make others do a double-take on memory lane with any of these highway signage gifts! No need to be a Californian to enjoy!

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Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Ohm A Unit Of Electrical Resistance (Physics) Sweatshirts

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Physicists and physics majors will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the parameters of Ohm's law, V, I, and R. Ohm is a unit of electrical resistance and states that the current through a conductor between two points is directly proportional to the potential difference across the two points.

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States Coffee Mug

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Ever seen snowfall across the Mid-Atlantic states on a weather radar map? Showcase satellite photo geography with any of these Picture Earth gifts that feature "Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States". Vivid satellite imagery gifts -- no need to live on the East Coast to enjoy!

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) Tiles

tagged with: nephrologists, live a nephritic life, nephron, renal attitude, renal, geek, humor, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, saying, truism, anatomy, kidney, attitude

Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Tiles

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Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

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Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Business Card Template

tagged with: brain, psychology, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, anatomical, awakened, awakened brain inside, psyche, geek

Introduce yourself with a dose of wry anatomical attitude with any of these customizable business cards featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the caption "Awakened Brain Inside".

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tshirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Just Getting Ready To Slice & Dice Code (Duke) iPad Mini Case

tagged with: code, computer programming, programmer, software developer, software engineer, computer engineer, chainsaw, crown, saying, geek, humor, attitude, open source, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

Showcase your wry software developer / software engineer side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke, with a crown and chainsaw, along with the truism saying for all who have worked with code: "Just Getting Ready To Slice & Dice Code". Memorable iPad case gifts for all who code!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Bag

tagged with: bridge players do it, with finesse, finesse, bridge game, duplicate bridge, four card suits, bridge humor, bridge saying, bridge players, words and unwords, bridge advice, bridge attitude, card game, bridge teachers

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: be fundamental, know your elements, periodic table of elements, elements, periodic table, chemistry, chemist, words and unwords, chemistry teacher, chemistry major, saying, humor, geek, funny, educational

Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Apron

tagged with: earth, earth's layers, structure of the earth, rheological, geology, earth science, exosphere, core, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Customized Letterhead

tagged with: labyrinth, labyrinth inside, inside, greek mythology, maze, psyche, puzzle, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers, geek

No need to be aware of the labyrinth in Greek mythology, which was an elaborate structure designed and built by the legendary artificer Daedalus for King Minos of Crete at Knossos to hold the Minotaur, a mythical half-bull half-man creature. If you are difficult to figure out, showcase your wry psychological side with any of these gifts featuring a labyrinth (maze) along with the saying "Labyrinth Inside"!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Journal

tagged with: grape knowledge, never goes out of style, grape, berry, anatomy, anatomical, saying, funny, words and unwords, foodie, fruit, pun

No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Coffee Mug

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Coffee Mug

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No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Wrist Watches

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Showcase your pi lover side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring pi on a baked pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi".

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Laptop Bag

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Adenosine triphosphate biochemical attitude is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for ATP along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate". Make others do a double-take on what they are powered by with a dose of science humor today!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Gift Wrapping Paper

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Lunchbox

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring IMC along with the following saying that pilots and amateur radio operators will agree with: "Code Recognition Is Essential".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Watches

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No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy this watch featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting intellectual sense of style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with this watch the next time you tell time!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Tile

tagged with: the skin doctor is in, dermatologist, dermatology, attitude, medical, medicine, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, dermal layers, skin, saying

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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Sustained Heartbeat Inside (ECG/EKG) Poker Cards

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, sustained heartbeat inside, medical humor

Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the following truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat: "Sustained Heartbeat Inside".

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Snow Across Mid-Atlantic States Tshirt

Team Krebs Cycle (Citric Acid Cycle) Bicycle Card Decks

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Showcase your biochemical side with a dose of Krebs cycle humor with any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying "Team Krebs Cycle". Make others do a double-take on where they get their energy from today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Wrist Watch

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Showcase your renal (real) attitude with a dose of medical geek humor the next time you wear this watch featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Great watch gift for any nephrologist!

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Awakened Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Dart Board

tagged with: brain, psychology, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, anatomical, awakened, awakened brain inside, psyche, geek

Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of psychological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". Memorable educational geek humor gifts for anyone who has awoken!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards

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Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) Cover For The iPad Mini

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No need to be a fan of Mars to enjoy wry geek humor the next time you surf the web with this iPad case gift featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding a Martian rover -- whether Spirit or Opportunity is up to you! Make others do a double-take about your open source Martian side the next time you surf the web with the saying: "Open Source Martians Inside".

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Necklaces

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile T Shirt

tagged with: advice, extremophile, geological, geochemistry, geochemical, grand prismatic spring, science, geology, earth science, saying, geek, humor, attitude, extreme, words and unwords, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park. Comes with a twist on the common advice saying of "If you can't stand the heat ..." that will make others do a double-take: "If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile". An extremophile is an organism that thrives in and may even require physically or geochemically extreme conditions that are detrimental to most life on Earth. Scientific educational humor for anyone who understands that one needs to adapt to the environment, no matter how extreme, in order to survive and thrive! Memorable advice humor gifts for those who thrive where others do not!

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Labyrinth Inside (Maze) Round Clocks

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Warning! Faulty Connections Inside Neuron Synapse Bag For Laptop

tagged with: neuron, words and unwords, synapse, geek, warning, faulty connections inside, neurotransmitter, humor, advice, neurology

Showcase your wry neurologically wired sense of humor with this laptop bag featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Warning! Faulty Connections Inside". Memorable anatomical / medical attitude gift for anyone frazzled when traveling!

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Wizard Of Wireless Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Business Cards

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Showcase your wireless genius side the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a portrait of Nikola Tesla, inventor and scientist who commercialized electrical production, along with his nickname "Wizard Of Wireless". Scientists, inventors, and all fans of Tesla's contributions to society will enjoy!

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Ready For Translation (pre-mRNA Into mRNA) Mugs

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Molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biology humor gifts featuring pre-mRNA into mRNA along with the caption "Ready For Translation". If you know the process about how a gene becomes a protein, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts! No need to be a scientific translator to enjoy!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Courier Bag

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Showcase your wry biochemical side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the chemical structure for ATP (adenosine triphosphate) along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Wallclock

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No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring various cubes, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Evolving Cube Inside". Make others do a double-take at the various forms of a cube with a dose of inner geek attitude!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) 15" Laptop Skins

tagged with: words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, pilot, geek, humor, morse code, code recognition, dots and dashes

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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How I Am Related To You (Cousin Tree Genetic Kin) iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: genetics, genes, cousin tree, genetic kinship, genealogy, genealogist, family reunion, educational, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, evolution

Show this cousin tree featuring genetic kinship with the caption "How I Am Related To You" the next time you surf the web. Educational, genealogical design gift for all who are related to someone else!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Skin Layers) Stamps

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, dermatologist, medical, medicine, anatomy, words and unwords, existence, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side with a dose of skin layer attitude the next time you send correspondence with these scientific, anatomical stamps featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence".

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Sustained Heartbeat Inside (ECG/EKG) Rectangular Belt Buckles

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Laptop Skin

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess (Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life, generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time!

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